Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2017 08:10:49 -0500
From: Mike Loggerman <chatterman36@aol.com>
Subject: A Gay Life - Chapter 2

A Gay Life - Chapter 2
By mike loggerman Chatterman36@aol.com

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Several years passed.  Kevin and I were still living at my mom's house.
She moved in with my aunt after my uncle died, and we paid her rent.  Kevin
and I were more in love than ever.  He was hired by a carpenter from the
lumberyard, and became a master carpenter.  I finished school as a pasty
chef and was still working at the bakery.  I had dreams of opening my own
place, but there was still plenty of time.  The boss was very pleased with
me, especially handling the gay clientele.

Kevin and I didn't go to the gay bars and we weren't into the gay scene,
but we started attending a gay church.  It seemed to be the place the more
stable gay couples went.  It turned out Mr. Connor, my guidance counselor
from high school went there.  He was married, but his husband didn't come
to church that much.  Kevin said we'd like to meet him.  Mr. Connor, who
told us to call him Mike, said we could come to dinner on Saturday and meet
him.  We readily agreed.  I told Mike I felt very close to him, because he
helped me sort things out during a crucial time in my life.  He gave me a
hug and said that's what friends are for.

During the week, we worked as usual.  On Tuesday, I was at work, and the
boss said a customer wants a special cake made and requested me.  I went to
the counter and stopped dead in my tracks.  Standing before me was Kevin's
father.  I looked at him sternly and asked how I could help him.  He looked
nervous.  He said he heard I make the best cakes in town and he wanted to
order a cake.  I asked what the occasion was.  He said it was a gift.  He
ordered a triple layer cake.  I wrote up the order.  I asked what he wanted
written on it.  His eyes were moist with tears.  He stumbled over his words
and lowered his head.  He said the cake should say in large blue letters,
"I'm Sorry."  I asked if that was it.  He said, "love, Dad."  He looked at
me and said, "I'm sorry."  I put my arm around his shoulder and said, "it's
ok dad." He wept.  He paid for the cake, and said I should take it home.
He gave me his phone number for the order.

The boss came over and asked who that was.  I said it was my father in law.
I told him the whole story.  The boss made the cake himself.  It was
Kevin's favorite.

I made a really nice dinner for Kevin.  When he got home, he showered and
dressed for dinner.  As we ate, I asked about his day.  Kevin chatted away.
He asked about my day.  I told him I had someone order a cake, pay for it,
and told me to take it home.  Kevin thought that was strange.  He asked
what was wrong with the cake.  I said nothing.  It's a great cake.  Kevin
said I should bring it out.  I came back with the cake on a platter.  When
I set it down, Kevin stared at it.  He looked at me and said the old man
wants to buy us off with a cake?  I said no.  He was crying.  He was sorry.
Kevin put his hand over his mouth.  He said he never saw his father cry.  I
said he was crying openly in the store.  Kevin started to cry.  I hugged
him.  He kissed me and said, "I want to see my father."

We got in the car and drove to his dad's house.  Kevin got out and we stood
at the door.  His dad opened the door and he smiled and started to cry,
sobbing deeply.  Kevin was crying.  They hugged.  We went in the house.
Kevin introduced me as his husband.  His dad went to shake my hand and
said, "oh, what the hell...," and hugged me.

Kevin stiffened up and said, "you beat me up."  His dad hung his head and
said he was an ass.  Kevin was still aloof, but I whispered in his ear that
he almost raped me once.  Kevin nodded.  He hugged his dad.

We went back to our house and dad was with us.  I served the cake and made
some coffee.  Kevin asked his dad why the change of heart.  He said he was
at a bar having a beer with a guy.  The guy's son was gay, but he died in
an accident, and he's alone now.  Kevin's dad thought how lucky he was to
have a son who is alive, and even if he wasn't what his dad wanted him to
be, he had a son.  He said he was a fool and an asshole.  He wanted us back
in his life if we would have him. Kevin looked at me.  I nodded.  Kevin
said, I'm glad you're back.  Dad said he was a lucky man.  He not only got
his son back, but a son-in-law too.

We spent the evening filling dad in on our lives.  He was proud that we
were doing well.  Kevin was a master craftsman, and I was a baker.

After dad went home, we got ready for bed.  Kevin said thank you.  He
kissed me and caressed my body.  I said I love him so much.  He got between
my legs and thrust his hard cock inside me.  We moaned together as he moved
in and out of me and shot his load inside me.  Kevin said it's a special
thing to love someone so much.  I fell asleep with my face buried in his
armpit.

Over the next few months, dad became part of our family and it was great.
He had dinner with us, helped organize our garage, and was totally
accepting of us.

Thanksgiving was really special.  Dad helped us put up decorations.  My mom
came in and cooked an amazing meal.  Ted and Eric came, and Mike Connor
said he would be there with a guest.  He showed up late.  He came in with
his husband, our old gym teacher, Lenny.  Kevin saw him and started
laughing.  He gave Lenny a hug and said welcome.  Lenny and Mike were in a
secret relationship for a long time, but got married when we did.  They
were both closeted about their relationship because of their jobs.  We had
a great evening together.

After dinner, Kevin's dad said he was upset when he found out Kevin was gay
because he felt he would never have a real family.  He said he was wrong.
He raised his glass and said, "so I got a son-in-law instead of a
daughter-in-law.  It's still family! To our family!" We all raised our
glasses and toasted our family.

After everyone left, Kevin and I went to our room. As we got undressed, his
sweaty body excited me.  Kevin got on his knees and sucked my cock.  He ran
his fingers around my body as he sucked me.  He stood up and I lifted his
arms and sniffed and licked his hairy blond pits.  He kissed me and said I
make him feel so masculine.  I lay back on the bed and Kevin got between my
legs and lifted them.  He slid his big thick cock inside me.  I groaned
deeply as his cock throbbed inside me.  He said he'd rather fuck me than
anyone else on the planet.  He thrust his cock harder inside me and shot
his load.  He kept his cock inside me as we kissed.  Our sweat mixed and
perfumed the room.  He ate my cum off me and we snuggled.  As usual, I fell
asleep with my nose buried in his armpit.

A few days later, I saw Danny.  He was working for a lawn care company.  We
didn't talk long because I had to get to work.  Danny had drifted from job
to job.  He was skinny and hairy and always looking for sex.  He didn't
wear underwear, which was an invitation when he bent over.  Marcos, a guy
he worked with, commented on his hairy ass.  Danny said if he wanted to
find out how hairy it was, he could come over after work and find out.

Danny lived in an old trailer outside of town.  When they got to the
trailer, Marcos slipped his hand down the back of Danny's pants and
fingered his hole.  He said he needed to see how deep it was.  Danny said
he hoped Marcos could find the bottom.  Marcos pulled down his pants.  His
uncut cock was hard, dark brown and hairy.  Danny got on his knees and
sucked his cock, feeling his pubes and balls.  Danny got all eight inches
in his mouth.  Danny stood up and took off his clothes.  He leaned over the
sofa and felt Marcos' hard cock thrust inside him until he felt his pubes
rest on his ass.  Marcos moved in and out of Danny while they both moaned.
Marcos reached around and stroked Danny's cock.  They fucked for a long
time and Marcos shot his load inside Danny.  They got in the shower and
Marcos fucked him again.

Danny was deeply excited by Marcos and asked him to spend the night.  It
was more than getting off.  They had a mutual attraction and hunger.
Marcos kissed Danny as he thrust his big thick cock inside him.  Danny's
ass was starting to get sore, but he did the care.  He wanted as much of
Marcos as he could get.  Marcos was equally attracted to Danny.  He loved
Danny's hairy body, his masculine scent, and fucking Danny like he was a
schoolgirl.  He made Danny eat his ass and lick his pits.  It made Marcos
horny.

Marcos was no stud.  He wasn't good looking and he had strong body odor.
Nobody was lining up to have sex with him, but Danny wanted him badly, and
to be honest, Marcos wanted Danny.  Danny's hairy body excited him.  He had
been watching Danny while they worked, wanting his hairy body.

Marcos stayed the night and fucked Danny two more times.  Through next day
was Sunday and they weren't working.  They slept late and woke up cuddled
together.  Danny kissed Marcos and Marcos played with Danny's hairy pits.
He sucked Danny's cock while he played with his balls.  Danny watched as
his hispanic stud swallowed his cum.  He was letting Danny know that he was
the top, but he would take care of his bottom.  He kissed Danny's cum back
into Danny's mouth.

As they lay in bed, holding and feeling each other, Marco asked if he had a
boyfriend.  Danny said no.  Marcos asked if he wanted one.  Danny said,
"only if it's you."  Marcos kissed Danny and slid his cock inside him.
They excited each other to their very being, and fucked like fireworks.
Danny asked him to move in.

Marcos was living at his sisters place and went back to get his stuff.
Danny made a phone call.

I hadn't heard from Danny in over a year.  He asked if he could come over
and talk to Kevin and me.  He said it was important.  We were in church
when I got the text.  Instead of going out with friends, we went home, and
Danny met us there.

Kevin saw our former lovers as extended family, and he felt Danny was going
to hit us up for money.  I told him not to be so negative.  Kevin shook his
head and said he's done it before.

When we got home, Danny was waiting.  He hugged us and we went in the
kitchen.  Danny started by saying he needed advice.  I looked at Kevin and
smiled.  He said he hadn't been in a long term relationship since high
school, and he thought he was on the verge of one now, and wasn't sure what
to do.

I made some coffee, and Danny told us the whole story.  I was going to
suggest he talk with Mike Connor, but Kevin, who was never Mr. Advice,
today Danny that sex is sex.  If that's all you have, you really don't have
a relationship.  He said relationship involves feelings for one another,
valuing the other person, and commitment to that person. If you have a
relationship, it keeps the sex going.  I looked at Kevin and said that
sometimes he amazes me.  He kissed me and patted my ass.  Danny had to go,
but Kevin said to bring Marcos around so we could meet him.  Danny said he
would if it lasts.

Danny and Marcos did last.  They worked together, lived together, and loved
together.  They started saving money so they could open their own lawn care
business.  We had them over for dinner and invited Mike and Lenny to join
us.  Lenny told them if they wanted to be a couple, they had to get
together with other couples.  He invited them to church.  Marcos was ok
with it, but Danny was hesitant.  He said he was pretty promiscuous in the
past, and probably had slept with half the congregation.  Mike laughed and
said we were all there and not to worry.

Danny and Marcos agreed to go, and went with us on Sunday.  As it turned
out, Danny had slept with several guys there, and so had Marcos.  Everyone
was happy to see them, and Danny realized it was ok to have a past.

The next year went well for us all.  My boss was opening a second bakery in
a gay neighborhood.  He realized a large part of our clientele was gay, and
he wanted me to run it as a partner.  We called it the Rainbow Cafe and
Bake Shoppe.  We hired Kevin to do the carpentry, and I hired a young baker
to assist me, as well as waitstaff from the church.  It had an area for
tables and chairs, and a bulletin board for neighborhood events.  We were
packed for our grand opening, and the boss couldn't be happier.

Kevin worked on his own as a carpenter, and people loved his attention to
detail.  He was in demand.

Danny and Marcos started their own business, getting a lot of clients from
church.

Kevin's dad had a heart attack, and recovered, but couldn't go back to
work.  We included him in a lot of what we did, and were at his house
several days a week.  We were both concerned about him being alone most of
the time, and I suggested he come and work at the bakery. I said he could
run the coffee station. Kevin wasn't sold on the idea.  He said his dad
liked us and our friends, but he would be uncomfortable around gay people
he didn't know.  I said we could suggest it.

We went to dad's house that night.  Dad grilled steaks for us.  He asked
how things were going.  I said business was booming, but I was having a
hard time finding someone to run the coffee station.  Dad asked what the
person had to do.  I said he would have to learn to make coffee, run the
machines, and be nice to people.  I asked if he knew anyone.  I could see
in his eyes that he wanted the job.  He asked if he could do it.  He said
it's not rocket science.  Kevin said yeah, but what about being nice to
people.  Dad smiled and said, "don't worry sweetheart, I'll be nice." Kevin
doubled over laughing and said you don't have to kiss them, just don't run
them off.  Dad said he's going out of his mind sitting at home all day.  He
asked for a chance.  Kevin said yeah, but what if some guy hits on him.
Dad smiled and said, "then we'll all know the old man's still got it."  We
all laughed and said I ok, he had to meet us at the bakery at 6am.

I was actually there earlier for baking.  We opened at 6:30, and I had
someone show dad how to run the coffee machine.  We put up a sign that said
dad was in training, so coffee was half price that morning.  Except for a
few glitches, dad was a fast learner.  He called most of the customers
sweetheart or darling, and everyone loved him.  I was happy because it was
good for dad, and it gave the place character.  Most of the staff, and even
the customers called him uncle John.

Dad worked out better than we expected.  Several guys asked him for a date,
but he graciously declined.

I got home from the bakery and needed a shower.  Kevin got home shortly
after me.  He was pretty sweaty.  He was feeling a bit down.  He said a guy
on the work site said he had a nasty odor.  I kissed him and said that
nasty odor was making me horny.  We undressed each other and he sucked my
balls.  I sucked his cock and told him I needed it.  Kevin got between my
legs and thrust his hard cock inside me.  I groaned and said I'm the
luckiest guy alive.  Kevin fucked me hard and shot his load inside me.  I
wrapped my legs around his and held him there.  I sniffed and licked his
hairy blond pits.  He got off me and I got on top of him.  I slid my cock
inside him and he groaned as I pounded his ass.  I shot my load inside him
and kissed him.  I reminded him I liked to sleep with my face in his pits,
and I'm the only one who matters.

We showered together and got dressed.  We had to go to the church.  Our
pastor left and we were on the committee to interview new candidates.  A
seminary student was coming, but we were warned that it was a biracial
couple.  We got there and I put out several boxes of cookies from the
bakery.  Kevin put up the coffee.  Several other committee members got
there and we sat around eating cookies and discussing what we wanted in a
candidate.  The candidate arrived on time.  When he walked in, Kevin's
mouth dropped open.  I started laughing.  Everyone else on the committee
was staring at us, wondering what was going on.  The candidate was Darren.
We hadn't seen him in several years.  We rushed up and hugged him.

We told the committee how Darren saved me in high school from a bully.
When they found out Kevin was the bully, they laughed as well.  After we
got married, Darren disappeared.  He went to seminary, and got married.
His desire was to pastor a gay congregation.  We questioned him about his
vision, and what he wanted the congregation to become.  He answered
questions to everyone's satisfaction, and he stayed the weekend to preach.
We went out with Darren and his husband Jeff the next evening.  Jeff was a
chubby red head, and very friendly.  After the meeting, we got together
with Jeff and Darren and caught up on our lives.  We hugged them and went
home.

Kevin kissed me as we got in the door and said how lucky he was to be
married to me.  We went to our bedroom and undressed.  He sucked my cock
and licked my taint.  I felt his strong arms as he got on top of me.  I
parted my legs and felt his hard cock entering me.  I groaned deeply as he
kissed me and moved in and out of me.  He fucked me hard and his cum gushed
inside me.

Several men hit on dad at the bakery, but he was always kind when he said
he wasn't interested.  He did make friends with a gay man his age named
Doug.  Doug was a sports fan, and they got together to watch the games on
TV, and have a few beers.  One afternoon, Doug asked dad if he would like a
blow job.  Dad was at a loss for words but said no.  Doug said he wouldn't
expect anything in return, he just thought dad would like it. Finally dad
asked Doug if he really wanted to suck his cock.  Doug said he would like
it, but didn't want to push.  Dad said ok, and let Doug unzip his pants and
pulled them down. Doug stroked dad's big hairy cock and balls.  He got
hard, and Doug took his cock in his mouth and moved up and down dad's
shaft.  Dad watched his friend suck him and started to enjoy it.  Dad
moaned as he shot his load in Doug's mouth.  Dad pulled his pants up
quickly and they didn't discuss it again.

A few days later, they were watching another game, and Dad said the blow
job the other day felt really good.  Doug asked if dad would like another
one.  Dad slid his pants down and let Doug suck him.  It became a regular
thing.  Eventually dad and Doug got naked and massaged eachother.

The truth was, dad liked having someone think he was hot, and sucking his
cock, and enjoyed feeling another body rubbing against his. Dad had a big
cock, and Doug loved sucking it.  What dad didn't want to admit, not even
to himself, was that he was excited by Doug.  They kissed while they were
naked as he lay on top of Doug. Dad liked rubbing his hairy crotch against
Doug's.  It was something they both enjoyed.

One evening, dad was laying on top of Doug rubbing his crotch against
Doug's, and kissing.  Dad told Doug If he was a woman, he'd fuck him.  Doug
looked at him and said he'd really like dad to fuck him.  Dad said he never
fucked anyone man.  Doug said it was just like fucking a woman, but using a
different hole.  Doug pulled his legs up and dad slid his cock inside him.
They both groaned as dad moved in and out of Doug.  They both moaned and
got sweaty, and dad shot his load inside him.  They cuddled together and
dad went home.

The next day, dad approached me at the bakery, and asked if we could talk
privately.  When the baking was done, we went into my office.  Dad said he
never asked about Kevin and I, but he was curious about which one of us was
the woman in our relationship.  I said it depended on our mood, but most of
the time it was me.  I asked why he wanted to know.  He said he and Doug
had gotten pretty close, and Doug had been sucking his cock on a regular
basis.  He said one thing led to another, and he fucked Doug last night.
My mouth dropped open.

I asked how he liked it.  Dad said he loved it, and so did Doug.  He said
he was sure Doug was going to want to do it again.  I asked dad if he
wanted to do it again.  Dad said he did.  I said he should fuck Doug as
much as they both wanted.  Dad asked if he would have to let Doug fuck him.
I said no.  I told him Kevin was definitely the husband in our
relationship.  Dad nodded and thanked me.  He said not to say anything to
Kevin.

Dad and Doug got together after work and had dinner.  They went to dad's
house that night and undressed each other as they kissed.  Without talking,
dad got on top of Doug and thrust his cock deep inside him.  Doug wrapped
his legs around dad's, and dad fucked him hard.  Dad shot his load inside
Doug, and they cuddled.  Dad told Doug he was the best friend he ever had.
Doug kissed him and said he was more than a friend.  Dad said he was the
best lover too.

Dad asked Doug if he minded being the woman in their relationship.  Doug
said he preferred it.  He said he would always like it to be that way.
Doug cuddled with dad, and was about to go home, but dad asked him to stay
the night.

Dad came over for dinner on Saturday night, and brought Doug.  Doug helped
me in the kitchen, while dad talked with Kevin in the garage.  Dad asked
Kevin if he liked Doug.  Kevin said he seems like a nice guy.  Dad said he
and Doug are good friends.  Kevin said he figured that since he invited him
for dinner. Kevin joked and said he never thought he'd see the day when his
old man had a gay friend.  Dad smiled and said yeah, but they were more
than friends.  Kevin stopped dead in his tracks.  He said, "You mean..."
dad nodded.  Kevin's mouth dropped.  When he regained his composure, he
asked who is the man in the relationship.  Dad smiled and said he was.
They high fived eachother.  Kevin said it must be catching.  Dad said yeah,
you get it from your kids.

Dad told Kevin he always liked women, but he didn't like the games they
play and their moods.  He said Doug is like a good friend, and he loves
getting fucked as much as dad loves to fuck.  Kevin smiled, but said not to
give him any details.

We had a great dinner.  Dad and Doug were out in the open with us.  Doug
lived in a condo, but was going to rent it out and move in with Dad.  They
didn't have a torrid love affair, but they had companionship, and they
loved to fuck.

Kevin and I were laying in bed, feeling eachother.  Kevin asked how I felt
about his dad fucking Doug.  I said I was glad they are happy, and it's
good for me too.  Kevin asked why it was good for me.  I said it meant that
even when we are old, I can still look forward to Kevin fucking me.  Kevin
slid his thick cock inside me and said I can look forward to having his
cock inside me for the rest of my life.  He fucked me slowly and tenderly
and made me cum.  He shot his load inside me and kept his cock inside me.
I felt his smooth chest.  He licked my cum off me and I sucked his cock
clean.

A few days later, dad got together with Kevin, and said he needed advice.
He said he was enjoying fucking Doug, but didn't know if he was pleasing
Doug.  Kevin said when he fucks me, I usually cum by being fucked.  Dad
asked how that happens.  Kevin said he sucks my coxk and usually fucks me
slower and plays with my nipples.  Dad nodded and said thanks.

That night, dad sucked Doug's cock before he slowly entered him.  He fucked
Doug slowly and played with his nipples.  Doug groaned as he shot his load.
Dad smiled and continued fucking Doug and shot his load inside him.  He
loved making Doug cum.

Over the next few weeks, dad approached Kevin and me separately for advice
on sex techniques, which was sort of embarrassing when you are explaining
it to your parent.  I was having lunch with dad, and he wanted to know what
Kevin did that sends me over the edge.  I said there was no one thing.  I
told him I loved Kevin's body, and his patches of hair, but his scent
really excited me.  I said Kevin has a large wide cock, and I never stop
getting excited when he is inside me.

Dad beamed and said Kevin gets his big cock from him.  He said so there
basically was no secret.  I said no.  What excites me is that it's Kevin.

Dad wondered how Doug felt about him.  They lay in bed together after dad
fucked him.  Dad asked Doug how he really felt about him.  Doug said he
looks forward to being with dad.  He loves feeling his body against his,
and loves feeling his big cock inside him.  Dad said he was worried he
wasn't pleasing him.  Doug kissed dad and told him he was hungry for dad
all day long.  Dad said he couldn't imagine life without Doug.

When Kevin got home from work, I told him about my conversation with dad.
Kevin wanted to tell him that some things are private.  I reminded him that
all this was new for dad, and he was just trying to get a handle on it.  I
said I think he really likes Doug and he doesn't want to mess it up.  Kevin
smiled and said he really excites me that much?  I told him to take off his
clothes and I'd show him.  Kevin got undressed and flexed his muscles.  I
got on my knees and sucked his sweaty low hanging balls.  I stood up and
sniffed his pits.  He picked me up and lay me on the bed and thrust his
cock deep inside me.  He fucked me slowly and tenderly.  I groaned as I
shot my load.  He shot his load inside me and said I was the best thing
that ever happened to him.

One afternoon, after I got back from the bakery, Doug was waiting for me.
I invited him in for coffee.  I asked how things were going between him and
dad.  He said dad was the best thing that ever happened to him, and it just
happened.  Doug told me he is mostly bottom, and dad was a top, so it
worked out well, but dad seemed insecure.  I told him he was dad's first
boyfriend, and he didn't really know what to do.  Doug said he was doing
fine.  I said he's just afraid he's going to screw it up.  Doug said he was
worried about the same thing.  I asked Doug what he really wanted.  Doug
said he wanted to marry dad.  I suggested he have that talk with dad.

That night, dad made passionate love to Doug, shooting a huge load inside
him.  As they lay in bed, catching their breath, Doug said dad was the best
lover he ever had, and he should marry him before someone else does.  Dad
was taken back and asked if he was serious.  Doug said there's no one who
makes him feel like dad does, and he would love to spend the rest of his
life with him.  Dad kissed Doug and said there was no one he'd rather be
with, man or woman, but he needed his son's permission.  They fell asleep
snuggling.

The next day, dad said he and Doug wanted to take us out to eat.  I called
Kevin, and he came home early.  We showered and changed into nice clothes,
and we met them at a steakhouse.

It was a pleasant evening.  As dessert came, Doug asked Kevin for his
permission to marry dad.  Dad blushed, but smiled.  Kevin put on a stern
face, and asked who was the man in this relationship.  Dad quipped, "who do
you think!"  We all laughed.  Dad said he wanted our blessing.  Kevin said
you have it, and we hugged dad and Doug.  They invited us to come on their
honeymoon, but we both had work.

I think deep down, dad wanted to watch Kevin fuck me.  I also suspected
that Kevin wanted to watch his dad and Doug have at it.  I suggested it to
Kevin.  He wasn't against the idea, but he wasn't ready for it either.

A couple of months later, dad rented a one room cabin over a three day
weekend.  The four of us stood in an awkward silence.  Since I seemed to be
the guy everyone confided in, I suggested we start a family tradition to
bring us all closer as a family.  I suggested that at least once during the
weekend, we sucked eachother's cocks.  No one laughed, but there was a
nervous tension in the room.  Kevin told dad he wanted to suck his cock
when he was 13.  Dad said he always wanted to suck Kevin.

We slowly got undressed.  Dad and Kevin stroked eachother.  Kevin's cock
was a little bigger than dad's.  They lay in bed in a 69 position and
sucked each other's cocks.  They were both very excited and shot their
loads and swallowed.  Doug and I lay on the bed sucking eachother's cocks.
It didn't take long for us to cum.  Later in the day, dad and I sucked
eachother's cocks while Doug and Kevin did the same.  Later that night, dad
and Doug watched Kevin fuck me.  In the morning, we watched dad fuck Doug.
It brought us closer together as a family, and became a regular thing we
did.