Date: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 16:49:00 -0800 From: lolar smith <ventusisroxas@gmail.com> Subject: FML! Chapter 1 Chapter 1: Life Warning 18+ only keep your hands off that keyboard your mom probably uses that for her erotic stories! This story contains relations between two men. Any charachters depicted are works of fiction or have given the author consent to be in this story. Locations are based on real places. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- My name is Jonathan Spenzia. I am a 5'9 Mexican/Pueto Rican. I'm 18 with a decent build, with a a deep bronze skin tone.And Green eyes. I"m currently living with my Mother, and twin brother. He's my "identical" twin. I was born January 9,1995.He was born 12:00 Am january 10th(3 mins apart). *I was born 11:57 Pm.So iguess he's my "older" brother. He is a hell of alot less mature than me. Anyways, on with our story. *Beep* *Beep* "Shit,FIVE AM!!! MA'MA WAKE UP Felix.!!" I said with a extremely routine and loud tone. "FELIX!!WAKE UP!!!" My mom said with a cranky attitude. He was the same height as me but had a tiny bit of a gut. Due to the fact he never worked out.but somehow he was more "attractive" he had brown eyes and a Jet black set of curls on his head. A bunch of tattoos. Mostly Naked chicks.Anyways on with our story.(I know again.) "Aight' Ma'ma i'm up." Said Felix" "WHAT?!" "I ..SAID.. IM.. UP!" Apprarently my brother had forgot my mom is deaf in one ear. I get downstairs with my hair spiked up as usual wearing a white shirt, black and white plaid shorts with my pants hanging a little -below the waist to show some ass. Ready to go and excited for my first day back to school as a senior. . "Seriously?! It's 5 mins till were out the door." i said questioning his over-the-top procrastination. "Don't worry bout' me."said the so called "Man". "Haha.No, i'll save that for when your a homeless drunk." I shot back. "At least i can get laid." "Your still in your underwear!the only Thing you'll get is a tool rectally inserted." I retorted. "Fuck that mean?" Felix had a blonde moment. (Well actually he ALWAYS has blonde moments.) "It means you'll be someone's bitch."I said nonchalantly. . "Fuck you bitch ass Queer." said Felix "You would want that wouldn't you?" I asked matter-of-factly. "Nah your boyfriend would get jealous." Felix spat " Enough fighting.If you muchachos keep it up I'm gonna beat you both with a switch."Mom Grimaced. We both flinched in fear as we both know mom is used to playing both roles. "Sorry Ma'ma." We said in unison. "Eat your breakfast. You guys can't be late for school. Its your first day back in high school. *Cough* *Cough* He nearly choked on his food."Highschool?!" He asked nervously "Yeah stupid , today is the first day of our last days . Hope you find some faggots like you. Stay away from me, don't want your bummy gay swa- *Smack!* I was cutoff forcefully by my mom's hand. "Stop talking to your brother like that. I want to hear nothing about you two fighting at school. And i expect you to defend one another if your in danger." Mom said firmly. "Yes...Ma'ma "I said "You too Felix."she said also firmly. "Yes, Ma'ma." He agreed. "Time to go!" She said. We walk out to the garage and get into that brand new Nissan Leaf. "I love this car, More mileage less gas." She reminded herself of her enviromentally friendly accomplishment. "I told you to buy it." I Poked at her. "True, remind me to boost your allowance." she stated. "No problem" I said satisfied. We drove by alot of trees.We live in Sacramento,California in Del Paso Heights. Grant High school. Home of the Pacers. My home since 2010.Gonna miss it. Although this town is pretty corrupt, alot of student s and staff seemed to actually be dedicated to their jobs and education. I got my schedule for my classes. 1st period Ms.Perez piano Beg 9-12 2nd Period Mr.Burn Drama Advanced 10-12 3rd period. Ms.Locks ELA 12 4th Period Mr.crain AP Biology 5th Period Mr.Garcia PE 6th Period Ms.Alans Show choir. I started Roaming the halls 20 mins till'class. Then suddenly i bump HARD into someone.... "OW" We said "Jon!" "NICHOLE"! Nichole was 5'8 and had this beaatiful bluen and pink dyed hair. She was always on top of the fashion game and has been my bff since 8th grade. She could save my ass from a wardobe malfunction in a heartbeat and still have time to find me a date. "OMG! Jonny! I missed you!" said Nichole "Missed you too.Nicky. *RINGGG* "That's the first bell. Text me."She said. " I will . Love you Nicky." I replied. "promise?" She asked "Yes!" "Bye!" So I started walking to my first class. I approach Ms.Perez's room with apprehension.Gotta make it known that i still run this school so 8i remained cool but , alert. "Morning Mr.Spenzia, glad you could join us." Said Ms.Perez Ms.Perez had been my teacher since freshman year and had helped me adapt to highschool. She was rather thin and about 5'10 with long flowing black hair down to her legs. "Hi Ms.Perez nice to see you too." I responded, "I want you to show a new student around." She explained. (Oh great. hope it's a girl) "His name is Christian" she said knowing my intentions. (Damn, just what i need some new guy to barge in and ruin my first day.) (Fuck my life.) ----------End of chapter 1-------- Comments Email me Ventusisroxas@gmail.com Hope you enjoyed it. Next one in a week or a few days depends on my schedule.