Date: Sat, 25 Jun 2011 06:07:45 -0600
From: rob loveboy <loveboyrob2@gmail.com>
Subject: Jack&Jill-Went-Downhill-14

Grandma hovered over the three underwear clad boys eating at her table like
a mother hen. She doted on Sheldon after she got over her horror in thinking
that Jill and I had a girl sleep over night, but after closer scrutiny and
ascertaining his gender; the flat bare chest not convincing enough, she had
to feel his throat for an Adam's-apple! I feared she was going to check
another place for final confirmation but all was done in a sly, unintusive
way without a word said so as not to embarrass Sheldon, but her sigh of
relief was loud and clear, at least to me.

She basically ignored Jillian, though. I felt sad at that and would talk to
her about it. She quizzed Sheldon about his personal life and upon hearing
his very uncommon last name, Norwegian heritage or something; it was
discovered that she knew his grandma from some bingo hall or other.

Sheldon had mentioned how much shit he was going to be in once he got home
as he didn't call to let his mom know where he was. Grandma was horrified at
that news and looked over at me like it was my entire fault. I lied and told
her that we watched the hockey game and we fell asleep afterward and how he
missed the last bus home so I left him sleep.

After asking Sheldon his phone number she dialed. "Mildred? ... Its Dorothy
Sprat, remember me from..." Grandma had cleared the path for Sheldon's
safe homecoming, much to his relief. "...ya don't have to worry
none, Mildred. I got the yard-stick out and his Heine within reach..." The
two old ladies then made a bingo date for the following day!

"Ya all had your momma and granny callin' the police and hospitals in a
frenzy over ya! Yer in a heap a trouble, young man!" Well, I guess the path
wasn't fully cleared for him after all.

After brunch and a continued lambasting on the perils of today's teens, we
excused ourselves complimenting her on the terrific brunch she slaved over
and were laying in bed laughing at Sheldon's most certain fate.

"I guess my alibi is blown now!" he said.

"What alibi was that, Shel?" Jill asked.

"I was going to tell them that I was kidnapped and raped; sure as hell I
have the flaming asshole and hickeys to prove it!" he laughed, sending Jill
and I into hysterical laughter.

Jill countered the humor, "Well if that's the case, roll over and let me
have a go at ya too!"

"No fuckin' way, man; I'd need rectal reconstruction for sure then, or I'd
be going to school wearing a diaper the rest of my life! Just think what the
asshole bullies would do to me then!"

I knew that Sheldon would be a part of us then; a third wheel but a welcome
new friend and of course, fuck buddy. I could share Jill with him, I really
had no choice in that but I liked him enough and If I got to choose who Jill
fucks around with, I'd rather it be Sheldon.

Jill stretched out and Shel and I assumed our places under each arm. "Tell
me when its sixty-nine o'clock, I'm gonna have a nap."Jill said.

"But Jill, its sixty-seven o'clock already! You do us two and we'll each owe
ya one." I ventured my own humor that was lost on Shel and brought a loud
groan from Jill.

"Jacky go to comic school, get some new material... Pleeease?" he groaned
again. "I should have known better!"

"Why? -- I kill me Jillian!" I snickered.

"Stand in line, cause' I'm gonna kill ya first!" his arm tightened around my
neck.

Sheldon looked bewildered and before he could ask Jill replied, "Forget it,
Shel!"

Jill and I enjoyed a good laugh with playful punches then all three of us
got into a wrestling match and removed each others underwear in the process.
Heavy petting ensued resulting in Sheldon and me getting boners. Jill's
recent blowjob in the bathroom hindered his own excitable state until that
is, he noticed the absence of pubic hair on my groin.

"What the Fuck did ya do, Jacky? He asked wide eyed and mouth agape.

"Shaved it off; even the little bit under my arms." I replied with
nonchalance, "Pubic hair is so over-rated and it's itchy too! I kind of
liked Sheldon's look. Bald is beautiful ... don't ya think?"

"It's fuckin' beautiful is right!" he agreed as he lowered himself to study
my transformation back into a little boy.

Sheldon asked, "Why would ya wanna do that? Here I am with a magnifying
glass every day looking for it to grow and you go and shave yours off!"

"He did it to please me! Didn't ya?" Jill answered on my behalf, still
bemused. "Jacky I fucking love it! Ya did that for me, didn't ya?"

"Yeah kinda, so now you have two tiny little boys in your bed to molest!
What are ya waiting for ya fuckin' perverted teenage pedophile; happy
fifteenth birthday!"

"Ya remembered! he beamed, "Thought ya might have forgotten and I was
getting a little pissed off at that!"

Sheldon and I sang happy birthday just like Marilyn Munroe, all sexy like
and sliding over his body then using his big cock like a microphone and
licking up and down his shaft. I was so happy that Sheldon was there with us
to celebrate and his eagerness to be playful and sexual on Jillian's special
day.

Sheldon and I shared, taking turns sucking, licking and masturbating the
birthday boy. Jill's hands and eyes explored the boy stuff that dangled on
either side of his rib cage that only enhanced his arousal. It turned him on
so much that it was with great surprise when he announced his pending orgasm
so soon after having discharged his seed over Sheldon's face.

Another surprise was Sheldon. Jill's announcement implied that he should
back off and I assume the role of sperm recipient but he continued to suck
with greater enthusiasm, mouthing a garbled, "happy birthday!" he sucked
until Jill went flaccid.

With an expression like he'd just swallowed worms he said, "Guess if I'm
gonna suck cock from now on, I best get used to the taste!

Jill asked, "So, I guess Mark is gonna be a happy camper real soon?"

Sheldon thought that through a moment, "Yeah, Mark for sure ... and just
maybe a few bullies at school too!" he joked, "There's gonna be a line-up at
the dumpsters after school, maybe even matinee performances at lunch time, I
can just see it!"

We laughed at his own self humiliation but I admired how he so easily came
to terms at discovering his possible homosexuality, or at least in front of
us where he became comfortable in doing so.

I say possible because initially I wasn't even so sure that I would label
myself as gay. Jillian used to tell me that it was just two guys getting it
on with each other, all in fun and no hang-ups should be construed as a
result. That made things easier to accept at first, but lately I found it
more of a reality, even telling my grandma of my inner feelings. I was in
love with another boy emotionally and sexually, no more self denial.

When Jill requested that Sheldon and I get it on together so he could watch
we didn't hesitate. His wish our command as we sucked each other with
urgency, with vigor in pleasuring each other but knowing that the ultimate
force behind it was Jill's own satisfaction that we was keen on granting.

I liked Shel a lot which certainly made it easier to put on a live sex show
for Jill's entertainment. I went through the motions and admit that I liked
it a lot, but it lacked the love that I felt when doing it with Jill
nontheless.

Shel's flesh tasted different, his length and girth quite manageable I
found. Even pleasant was his semen, again so different than Jill's own,
neither better or worse, only strangely different to the palate. I wondered
if all guys had their own unique taste.

Sheldon must have been thinking the same when he exclaimed, "No offence, but
Jacky's load tastes a whole lot better than yours, Jill!"

"No offence taken. I already know that he has the sweetest jism I've ever
tasted. I've told him that I'd even drink a whole... never mind, he might
puke like he did the last time I said it!"

"Yeah well...  I'm used to you being gross by now, asshole!" I punched him
lightly in the side, "How bout a nice big tall glass of piss on ice to
quench yer thirst?" I teased.

"Nah, Sheldon already gave me that in the shower," he retorted, "and ya know
I like it warm and freshly squeezed, dick head!" he laughed, "And it seems
to me that you didn't mind it yourself when I by-passed your mouth and put
it directly in your belly via your asshole!"

"What?" Sheldon asked, "Ya pissed in his ass, Jill?"

I replied shamefully, "It was a weak moment -- leave at that, please!
And Jillian, you win as always having the last word!"

"Yeah Shel, ya should have seen it blast out like a whale's blow hole when
I..."

"SHUT UP JILLIAN!" I yelled.

"... when I pulled out... fuck was it ever amazing, Shel cuz..."

"SHUT UP JILLIAN! I repeated, "I mean it... just shut up, okay?"


He and Sheldon had a good belly laugh at my expense, I joined in the good
natured humor, overcoming my humiliation, but I did have the final word.

"You can bet your sorry ass that it doesn't happen again, fuck head! Ya went
and ruined it for yourself from now on because soon as ya cum, your gonna be
evicted from my ass pronto! No more of ya just resting it there to deflate!"
I threatened in jest.

...to be continued....