Date: Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:55:46 -0400
From: wesser@hotmail.com
Subject: Lessons, Chapter 2:  Do Not Run Into Trees

Don't read this if it's illegal to do so. This story is completely
fictional.  Feel free to email me if you like it and especially if you
have suggestions for future improvement.  As always, I hope the accent
isn't too hard to follow.  Thank you.


Lessons
Lesson 2
Do Not Run Into Trees

Memember I said thare wuz a lesson two.  Who'd a knowed I is too stupid
to not follow this rule.  Cause runnin yer noggin into a tree at full
out tilt Fucking Hurts!  An it leads right smack inter lesson one.

Lord awmighty, my head hurts, my ass hurts, fuck my whole all over
hurts.  An everthin is black so I is prolly blindered now asides.  Oh
right, scratch that, it's just fucking dark cause it's night.  Gawd I
must areally hurt my head bad!  Blind nonsense shit.

I know it aint always dark Cause I Aint That Fuckin Stupid!  Just
close.  Ow, yellin makes my head hurt, more.  I member started out a
nice evenin.  I'd has had been goin swimmin....


  . o O o .


You know how you kin tell when sumthins fucked up?  It's fucked up if'n
it looks like 'town.'  Cause town folk is shit for brains fucked up
folk.  I mean I gets it, don't make no natural sense but I gets it.  So
as I is walkin deeper inter town I got trunks an I don't need no shirt
nor shoes on cause I is going swimmin.  Sides I's gotten nuff sun so fer
this summer as I might get red but's not like I's gonna get too burnt
out a shape about it.  So's I is goin swimmin town style.  Like in a
real pool all stinkin wid cloriniated water n shit but if I's finally
invited to a birthday thing at this c'munity pool then I is goin.

So things is lookin up fer a change, I got invited to a party from a
fuckin girl at school no less.  She rides my bus an has some name or
nuther.  I cain't r'member. Some fucktard girl wants me at her party.
So I's there. Yeah, things is lookin up.

But.

You notices the world's full a butts.  An one uv um is standin smack in
my way an I's gettin riled even if this butt's butt is perticular fuckn
horndoggin my prong in that there skimpy faded blue spee-doe.  But Butt
Head here says I cain't git in the gate cause I's wearin cutoffs.  What
the flyin fuck stupid ass place fer swimmin has rules bout yer trunks?!
Jesus' nuts!

"I'm sorry but we don't allow frayed swimming attire because it clogs
the pool filters," the pool dick says.

So I mention right polite like cause it's town that "That's a Fuckin
Stupid Ass Backward rule, that is there, an it's just bullcrap to keep
my 'poor white trash' ass out uh yur stinkin fancy c'mmunity pool an in
its proper place is all it fuckin is."  Some reason this prissy college
boy harlot dinna like my additude.

So I 'pologized, "whatever!" cause I's polite in town.  I said well as
it's fer swimmin anyhows how bout if I just go nekkid then?  Figgered
maybe he'd jus faint dead away wid scandal an I'd jus go on in the gate
anyhows while he knockered.  But bitch boy says "no."  But he's got a
scare on his face like he means 'yes' but is afeared to say it so I
shimmy out uh my trunks lickety split as I ain't wearin nuthin
underneath.  Fuck's sake, this aint church.  An I put my pale half
wooded pecker in my hand so's I's like testin its weight fer im.

He shore is 'town' through n through cause he goes red like raw steak an
looks like he's been lightin struck right there on the spot.  I mean
it's just a fuckin cock for God's sake!  I smiles at im an says "we
don't akchully haf to go swimmin as I take yer meanin there," kinder
pointin toward his 'attire.'

An I just gotta say a minute what the fuck is the fag ass point uv uh
'spee-doe' anyhow cuz it shore ain't to cover up this prissy boy's
throat choaker when it gets hard!  An trust me I know cause we's there!
Spee-doe my ass, spee-don't's more like it.

He starts to stutterin like in I should leave but I don't.  I know what
he wants now an I want it too so's I step up close at his self.  An my
black haired butt buster is fixin to poke through his leg an his blond
poker is rubbin half up my chest.

Y'all'll notice that means he's way taller'n me but that's cause I is a
little short spindly skinny little fucker.   But member I did say he is
some prissy college puke so he's older'n me too.  An he's all brown tan
an all an overly purty.  But fuck I wouldn't kick im out o bed unlessen
I is wantin to do it on the floor!

(That there's called humor so be shore to r'member to laff cause you
might be 'town' too an not recornize funny shit like that.  I's only
sayin is all....)

But shit if he don't go mad with the want to rutt cause he grabs hold uh
my balls tight an pulls.

"Ow! fuck fella, watch that shit!"

An he perceeds to drag me by the juicers inside the buildin there into a
tiny crampt room wid an outside door.  Innards it gots workins an pipes
an guages an all.  An it's powerful hot in there too.  He ain't none too
gentle bout yankin my quipment round neither!

He gets to it quicker nuff though cause as y'all recall I saed he was in
the rutt.  He lets loose uh my strainin nads an pushes me back aginst
the hot pipes an shit an I yell cause it's hot.  Not quite to burning
but it's got its tang to it.

But he don't pay no mind an just like folds in on his knees an swallers
me up in one.  I knewed he knewed what he were doin.  An boy did he?!
This boys got talent!  He's got me to moanin in a fuck's second!  An you
know what, I don't fuckin care about no party right so much no more.

He's a right slobbery one on the cock an I is always liked that for damn
sure.  He pumps me to fuckin his tonsils cept he's doin all the movin
wiv his head so I's just pushed back there agin the pipes.  He continues
to suckin an comes off uv my cock some to lick round good, swallows me
whole agin an is just at it, he is.

He's right unusual fer a town guy, he pulls right off agin an pinches
his lips together tight an slides down my meat pushin back the cockskin
real right!

"Oh Jesus fuck!" He puts the clamp on my inner shaft there tight an he
ain't afraid of bathin me thick with his tongue there neither. An fuck
if my legs don't go.  I stumble down those rough hot water pipes till my
nekkid ass is squat solid on that warm cement floor.  And shit, fuck
ouch! I burned or scraped my back on them pipes sumthin fierce after
all.  This is gonna be a good one!  I love me sumthin to r'member a good
fuck with.

I slow im down but I's lost somewhere in translation as I'm pumpin a
mile uh spunk down his gullet.  I fall my head to the floor an buck my
hips up somthin powerful.  I just hold my back arched there tremblin n
still all at one.  Afore God I don't know how long the mile of cum I put
in him was but it's good.

I knows I's starched tight as my butt cheeks turn to burning fire with
the strain uh holding up an drivin the squirtin.  But he jus sucks an
chews my root jus like a calf to its favorite teet.  Ventually I just
fall to my back in a crash on that dusty floor.  An my back goes to
sizzle as I feel the dust an dirt grind inter the inside uh my back.

I knows I burnt or cut down by my spine on that piping real good but God
the extra feelin of soot n sand n grime n pain shootin through my back
sparks a direct line to the innards uh my cock and my shitter.  An I
knows if'n I have to murder this boy an ride his dead hard rod myself
even that I is gonna be makin him fuck my crapper hard as all he can.

An I says that to him elerquent jus like I here jus told you.  Same
words an everthin, I say, "GOD FUCK ME!"  (Okay so's maybe he missed sum
uh the poerty uv the moment but he got the meanin clear nuff.)

Now this fucker's a biznus machine!  He's got a rubber on his knife
sharp prong so fast I guess he must uh been hidin it up his butt cause I
shore don't know where he got it from in there.  He impales me hard an
dry!  All straight in in one go, an fuck it hurt.  An fuck, if he ever
fucks me again an does it anyway differnt I'll kill him.  That wuz good
hurt there boy!

Oh but he plowed my ass n I feel his cock smashin the shit that's back
in me deeper in makin me feel that more stuffed on ever slam.
"God-slamnation!," that's wut it was.

I knowed I cum least once agin but shit if'n I know what become of the
spunk cause I seen no sign later. Must a just ground in twixt our
bellies like liniment.  I ain't feel him cum so I don't know when but
then we's just lying there heavin deep on each other tryin to draw nuff
breath to not die!

"Oh my God," I think he said it but it might a been me.  I bet my soul
for a sawbuck that neither of us could rightly tell you which said it.
He slides out a my ass an I feel the sting of shit that followed his
cock out so I knows he broke skin on me back there.  Goddammit.  I
really hate scat.

We lay an lay an breathed up all the good air in there but we cain't
move.  We'll be found dead here an neither of us will care one squat.
He laffs and I guess I said that out loud but didn't even know it.


  . o O o .


Well Jeff is stronger'n he had looked in that skinny spee-doe cause he
got me up an got us both back outside in the light.  And then to the
shower even nekkid n all.  I know we had to go outside that room agin to
do it but I don't fuckin 'member it.

The showers has stalls but no doors so it were only a little private but
he warshed me all the same.  I heared little kids fuckin around the
locker room out beyond us somewhere but Jeff dinna seem to care an I
cunna move so what the fuck?  Right?

Well Jeff washed me.  Oh did I mention his name is Jeff?  I found out
his name was Jeff.  Came out while he had five fingers up my ass wid a
goodly amount uh soap.  Our fuck was so good them fingers weren't even
sexshul, just cleanin.  He warshed my whole self.  My open dirty back.
The blood from my ass an my nose.  And NO I have no fuckin idee when
that happened.

He wanted to banderge me up on my back.  I'd tore open a burn welt or
sumthin an had a long ass hole there, like ten er twelve inches but I
said no it's awright.  "I ain't no baby after all.  I's a tuff little
fucker," I says.  An we both cracked up laffin an he said okay but he
did put medicine shit on it just the same when we got out ter the sink
in the locker room.  Some folk saw us some, both nekkid n wet n me a
little renewed to bleedin from the stinging medicine he put on my back
but no one said nuthin.

Then a minute when we were alone he cleaned inside my cockskin last.
Wid his slobbery wet fucking heavenly sinfully so good fuckin tongue
it's gotta be a ticket to hell.  I was so spent n tired I dinna even get
boned agin but he did get another cum out o me an all I could do was
whimper like a little fuckin kid.


  . o O o .


I think I passed on a minute cuz he startled me back to wake saying "I'm
sorry..."

"For what are you fuckin sorry bout Jeff?!  That was the meanest good
ole time I...."  He put his fingers to my lips to shut my shit up an I
must a been beat cause I let him shut me up.  My whole body just went to
melt when his fingers touched my lips.  An you might a noticed sumwhere
twixt here an yonder I don't never actually just shut up.  I's like Bugs
Bunny like that... "SHUT UP SHUTTIN UP."  That one always goes to crack
me up.

But yeah, he shut me up and says "I'm sorry but I can't find your
cutoffs anywhere.  Someone must have taken them." He hands me a little
piece of plastic that turns out to be one uh his spee-dont's.  "That's
all I've got that you can wear home.  I'm sorry."

Shit.


  . o O o .


And like I said.  There's lesson number two.  So now you understand.
"Don't run into trees."  Wait, I'm thinkin I may've left out a step in
there sumwheres but I'll tell ya after I get my nekkid fucked up sore
ass body an throbbin head out uh these dark ass woods an get home.
Where I will plum put my fuckin ass to bed straight way.

Yeah I don't think I ever told ya bout the tree part....  So I guess
I'll tell yuh tomorra if I ever wake up.  Shit my head hurts.

"Lord what a day!"