Date: Fri, 18 Aug 2006 16:11:25 +0100
From: Ray Cherrie <chermo@hotmail.co.uk>
Subject: High School / Looking Back/ 9 End Game

Not that I didn't try ,  six months later I was back in London for a game
and slipped away to his flat but the neighbours said he had left some months
ago.

I graduated from university  and got a job at Ferranti's in Edinburgh. I
played along in the lower Leagues and then non-league football until I was
in my mid-thirties, my  highlight being scoring a goal on TV in a Scottish
Cup tie v Rangers   -  we did lose 4-1 but it was a peach.  Angela and I got
married in 1980, Griff was my best man,  and amazingly stuck it together
for 3 years before splitting up amicably after we were invited to stay for a
week in Den Haag with Brigget and Jan who had also tied the knot. It doesn't
take a genius to work out what happened.



The next year Griff introduce me to Fi at a party. In summer 1985  we got
hitched and have been ever since and now have 3 daughters aged 20  18 and
15.    After ten years I left Ferranti and set up my own electronics
business just at the right time to take advantage of the IT boom. By the mid
90's I was relatively well off and employing 65 people.

Oh, as for my brother Ken,  well he was an early bloomer . He lost his
virginity just after his 13th birthday, I actually heard him in the act,
horny or not,  and by then he sported a bush as big as I had when I was over
a year older.  The stupid little shit got a chick pregnant at 16 and married
her .  Fuck me it lasted and he's now got 6 of them -   horny little bastard
-   and is working for me.


Griff made it kinda big.  He got a move to England when he was 25 and played
there for 8 years  before moving back up to Scotland to end  his career in
1990  .I always thought he was a bit unlucky not to play for Scotland but I
suppose I am biased..  We remained firm friends talking on the phone
regularly at least twice a week  and seeing each other often  which is
hardly surprising when I tell you that in 1981 he became my brother in law .
I was his best man .   Janie and him now have 4 kids and  I really do
believe he has been totally faithful to her as I have to Fi.

After retiring he got a job as manager of a second division side ,
ironically at Arbroath and I joined as a part-time coach. We enjoyed three
good years  there before the Club's finances meant they could not longer
afford a full-time boss. He moved into coaching with a few Clubs and is
still involved in the game scouting for a Premier side here in Edinburgh.
I'm still involved too as Assistant Manager of a non-League team and as a
sponsor.  He invested his money well in property at the right time and like
me doesn't need to worry about security..

My past life rarely caught up with me .  The Sun ran a big story on Griff
being  a borstal boy at the time  he moved to England  but it was a storm in
a tea cup as come on he had been 14 at the time and who doesn't make some
mistake. Many did much the same and never got caught.  They tried to
resurrect the story when Griff and I took over the management  of  at all
places Arbroath  -  where the pitch overlooked the bathing pool where we
first met , but  it was very much a non-story.

One day we did get a letter each addressed to us at Arbroath marked Private
and Confidential , this wasn't an unusual occurrence  ,  it enclosed simply
a press cutting from the Dundee Telegraph  Disgrace of Drunk Prison Officer
was the headline and below was a picture of an older but instantly
recognisable figure from our past.

Alan Cornfoot (56) a chief officer at Perth prison was jailed for six months
  and banned from driving for 5 years  at  Kirkcaldy Sheriff court today .
Cornfoot who had a previously unblemished record was found guilty of driving
under the influence of alcohol, speeding and causing several thousand pounds
worth of damage to a farm  on the exit road from St Andrews in March . It
went on to say that he had been found to be three times over the legal limit
and it transpired that he had forced three cars of the road in a  frenzy of
swerving and had caused several thousand pounds worth of damage to a barn he
ultimately crashed into..

In sentencing Cornfoo,  Sheriff Webster stated that this was a tragedy for a
man  in his position  but society had to be protected and it was only a
matter of fortune that there had been no fatalities. The fact that you have
not shown any  remorse and instead claim that your drinks must have been
spiked  did not help your case. I hope these months  hard as they may be
will teach you a lesson and some humility.

"Yes"  I exclaimed loudly dancing around the office  as Griff came in
wondering what the hell was going on.  We celebrated long into the night at
the news and the prospect of what would be happening to the bastard.



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I was sitting in my office toward the end  of 2000  not that I had too much
to do  as the company ran itself by now.   I had so many good employees,
even Ken and Tommy , and I was pondering over an offer to sell the business,
an offer which would make ,me a very rich man indeed.

My private line rang, it was Griff. Nothing unusual in that he often called
me up to chat.  "Mondo  -  have you seen the Evening News"  his voice was
faltering.

"What's wrong"  I asked..

"It's Kiwi...  he's dead"  . he stuttered.

put the phone down without speaking and in a daze asked someone to go and
get me the evening paper. I sat down and burst into tears . I hadn't seem
Kiwi since that day in 1975  but I was uncontrollable.   The paper was
brought in and there on Page 4 was a picture of Kiwi  still looking
ridiculously young  with the headline

Local club owner dies in freak accident.    I read on   Keith Wilson aged 44
the owner of  the  Hotspur night club in St Andrews  died today in a freak
electrical accident . Mr Wilson, a highly popular figure in the town had
owned the highly successful club for the last 12 years after a career in
entertainment business.    Unmarried he is survived by his sister Dianne



GRIFF'S STORY  - FILLING THE GAPS

Now that I finally got to read Mondo's story  I thought I would like to fill
in a few of the gaps.  As you already know  I am Luke Griffiths  ( well
that's not my real name but the one Mondo gave me to protect my anonymity so
he says).  I was about nine months older than Mondo and went to a school in
the next again district -  he would call it a posher one and I can't argue
with him  . I mean we had a phone and a car  not too many people did in
Scotland then.  My parents worked in a Bank so I always had plenty
especially as I was an only child, some would say I was spoilt.  Football
was my great passion and from the earliest I can remember that's what I
wanted to be.  I don't think I am big headed but I always was realistic and
knew that I was pretty good and in with a chance.  I knew Mondo  but only in
passing as a regular opponent over the years  -  by the way he was a very
good player . Unlike him,  I was what would be considered a good kid. Hardly
ever in trouble at school  -  yes I got lashed once or twice  but very
rarely.  I never had any problem attracting girls  and other than football
that became the big thing in my life from just after my 12th birthday when I
hit puberty.  I went out with a few enjoying  a few fumbles before I met
Lorraine just after my 13th birthday.

I don't know what it was but I was hypnotised by her from the first second I
met her  and while  I suppose I would have been thought of as a leader type
by my mates  she could rap me round her finger.  On my 14th  birthday  I
lost my virginity to her  , I  am pretty sure now that I didn't take hers
though.  It was quick and messy   but  I soon got better with the amount of
practice I was getting.   The problem with Lorraine is she hung around with
an older crowd  and  they were to be my downfall. There were a couple of
guys whom lived near me who were in her set  and well had pretty bad
reputations.  I started to hang around with them to impress her . They
started me smoking , I did it cause I thought it looked big and I started to
stay out late.  I had never given my folks any trouble , they trusted me,
and just put it down to typical teenage hormones which I suppose it was.

It all blew up one night in February when we were walking back home from
Lorraine's  , I had licked her out and got a bj from her in return.  Jack
who was 16  and Pete 17 stopped at a local store and told me to keep a look
out  while they broke in and got some fags and booze.  I mean I was shit
scared  and just stood there frozen like a statue.  All I wanted to do was
to get home.  They came out laden with goods handed me some and told me to
scarper.  A police car came round the corner and we were nabbed..  I had
never been in a police car before and was so scared. My parents came and I
was taken home .

They were disappointed but believed me that really I was landed in it
without wanting to take part. The police however were of a different view
especially as the other two had caused a bit of trouble when picked up and I
found myself in Juvenile Court. Despite being a first offender and getting
glowing report from my school and many others  the magistrate was unmoved
and my legs almost collapsed when he gave me 9 months detention.  I don't
mind admitting I cried for the first time in years.  My time at Arbroath was
similar to Mondo's time at  Falkirk.  Yes I was introduced to communal
wanking there and well I'd never done anything like it before but like all
teens you don't want to stand out by being different. I mean I was big for
my age and had nothing to be ashamed about in that department. My neighbour
in the dorm and soon to be my best  mate was Kiwi  who as Mondo said had
this ability to make everyone laugh and forget their worries even though it
cost us a few lashes which were given out more liberally than at school.

After the first couple of meetings with Mondo in the pool. (It had been
great to see someone I recognised ) we went back to the dorm and GG was
handed the post by Freshman.  I had two, the usual one from home, they never
missed a visit, but the second one was the one which lifted my spirits. It
was Lorraine telling me that she was coming up for a week and would come to
the pool to meet me. She knew we went there every Tuesday and Friday.  I
knew it was against the rules and could cause big trouble for me but  well
the thought of seeing her outweighed commonsense . I talked about it and a
few of the guys told me the risks  but it was Kiwi who came up with the
bright idea to do the swop with Mondo. Kiwi who had already taken to Mondo,
who he said was a good laugh and would have the balls for pulling it off.
He said he'd keep watch as long as I gave graphic details of what happened
that night.


So we pulled off the first switch  and to say I enjoyed it is an
understatement.  I'm not slagging the efforts of Kiwi  and the guys in the
dorm but for me it was a poor substitute.  What Mondo couldn't tell you from
his description was that I was fingering her under water and she was giving
me a handy at the same time.  That night, after taking the lashing from
Cornfoot  caused by Mondo and Kiwi's big mouth , as promised I told the
others about it  and then broke the bombshell of the deal I was trying to
offer Mondo.  The initial reaction was that I was mad and quit when I was
winning and just get Mondo to ward her off on Friday.  Kiwi , faithful as
ever won the day for me persuading them all that's  what would they do if
they had the chance.

Our spirits rose as we saw it was Freshman and Gray who were taking us that
day they hardly knew me.   And we almost pulled it off. The switch went
perfect and I met Lorraine as planned. We were back at the caravan within
ten minutes and the guys didn't do to badly with their description. It had
been almost three months and we virtually ripped out clothes off and went at
it three times .  She scratched my back and gave me a love bite  and it was
a spectacular one at that -  how the fuck would I hide that from the screws
in the shower area -  they'd probably put it down to Kiwi I laughed.   We
walked back  , she checked her watch we still had thirty minutes before it
would be time to leave the pool., far more than I needed to change and do
the switch.  I had one final snog in the road outside the pool and turned
away heading for the entrance right into Cornfoot. I was like a rabbit in
headlights.  He grabbed me and you know the rest

After a silent trip back  I went into the dorm where the others were sitting
crestfallen.  I apologised to them all.   I felt really bad for landing them
in it  as well. It was quiet  though Kiwi , Dave and GG were pretty
supportive and tried to lightened the mood by asking for a description of
what had happened.  Five o'clock came  I had heard of a birching  but never
seen one. Kiwi was first up and got four hard strokes. He never ceased to
amaze me,  his soft smooth skin must have been hurting like hell  but still
had the sparkle in his eyes. GG  did well too never screaming and I was
waiting my turn.  When he announced a dozen I felt sick .  I steeled myself
as I was tied up and  no matter what I thought the pain would be like it was
twenty times worse.  Funny the worst were the middle four probably because
the end seemed so far away and they were starting to overlap   by the last
few I think I was just so determined not to cry  that I almost bit into
myself.  After some treatment we went back. I felt gutted for Kiwi and GG
but they said they knew I'd have done the same for them and they were right.


A few weeks later I was released and well I've never been in shit again.  I
got back playing football  . We had moved to a new house just  about a mile
away from Mondo though I went to a different school.  I was absolutely
gutted when I heard what had happened to him . I couldn't believe it  and
felt really guilty.  When I met him at Christmas   I was worried as to how
he would react  but he was great a real mate  and that implicit trust mates
have for each other stays as strong today as ever.  Since he came out and we
  signed S Form there has hardly been a week we've either not see each other
or at worst talked on the phone and until I went down South to play Saturday
night's were sacrosanct.   The Blackpool holiday was a great time especially
when you think how much we had all endured since the last summer.  Mondo and
I were screwing most every night , I had dumped Lorraine soon after coming
back, realising what trouble she was.   When we coupled off Kiwi always had
a chick with him as well and I'm sure got some action but somehow I always
knew that he was different. It was clear to me even then that there was  a
special bond between him and Mondo   and I always suspected what it was on
Kiwi's part at least.

Mondo undersold himself as a footballer . He was every bit as good as me and
maybe had more skill but  for me it was the only thing, for Mondo he wanted
to make sure he was secure in life and stuck in more at school. I'm sure had
he not concentrated on university he could have made it big.  He said he
changed inside and maybe lost a bit of the devilment he had before which
would have saw him taking the chance on football. He had gained something
though  a huge presence and determination to succeed  and my fuck he has  -
a multi millionaire no less.


I was always around at Mondo's house  and my reasons were not always just to
see my mate.  One night he finally challenged me "When the Fuck are you
going to ask her out  She's sick waiting."   That was the blessing I wanted
and  the next summer we got married with Mondo as my best man.    I was best
man for his wedding to Angela despite trying to talk him out of it. I
repeated the job when he married Fi having set them together and they are
perfect for each other and got three great daughters.

As he told you I did meet Kiwi twice again just briefly as Mondo will tell
you but  always felt in his company that we still saw each other every day.
I tried everything I could to get him to come and see Mondo especially the
second time he turned up  when he said he was moving back to Scotland. He
said he'd try if he ever came out way but I had a feeling he was lying . .

I said to him  "Ain't you ever going to settle down and get a wife and kids
like Mondo and me.

He just smiled at me ,offset it with a joke  and then added  You ain't that
stupid Griff even though you're a footballer" .  I knew what he meant.

The rest of the story you know  I just wish we had Kiwi here to give us his
inner chapter because there are things about him that are still a mystery to
us all.