Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2010 22:56:46 -0700 (PDT) From: John Meyers <johnmeyerz36@yahoo.com> Subject: My St. Patrick part 2 My St. Patrick Part 2 By Cody Moore Disclaimer** Usual disclaimers apply.(see first installment) Oh, and I reference a movie that in no way do I own in the least. Oh and parts that appear in these marks like this 'blah blah' is my inner voice speaking. "Very frickin funny, Murray!" I tossed the basketball at his feet. "Come on, check it." I said as he held the ball in one hand and went to put up his shirt(the one I gave him, I think I would have about died if he'd taken the shirt he was wearing off) on the porch. "Okay, you asked for it Moore!" he exclaimed as he tossed it to me, running behind it to head me off before I could shoot. Truth be told, I wasn't all that good at basketball. However, I did have one major advantage over Sean. My height. I faked to the left, spinning to the right, running and jumping up and slam dunking it in his basketball goal. I dropped down. "Now that's how you do it son!" I did a little show off dance. Think Evan Almighty . "I'll show you, son!" He yelled. I checked the ball to him. I lost by five points. After we were done Nick and Austin were playing each other. Upon reflection, I realized that I didn't describe Nick or Austin in the slightest. So I'll fix that. Austin's a little taller than Sean, with shoulder length, curly, black hair. He has an athletic build and tan skin with deep brown eyes. He's also a bit of an ass, but whatever. Nick was taller than me by a head and a half, short red hair, a bit more on the chubby side, not by much, but still. He was a bit more shy. Embarrased by his weight, I think. I've seen bigger, but I digress. Sean and I sat down on his porch in the shade, drinking heavily from water bottles that Sean's mom had brought out. I kept stealing side glances at Sean while he was drinking from his water, watching the small beads of sweat roll down the satin smooth skin of his neck and disappear under the small openings in his jersey to his chest beneath. I had to mentally stop myself from getting hard on this track of thought. "So, when are you gonna go see your movie?" I inquired to make conversation and to distract myself from thinking about what other parts of his anatomy might be hot and sweaty right now. Damn! There I go again. "I was thinkin' we could all go see it tonight." He paused to take another drink. "I mean we're all already here." He looked at me, expecting a comment. "Sounds good to me." I hoped that mom would let me go. "I'll ask my mom about it later." I paused to check my watch. "Right now as a matter of fact." I took another drink, draining the bottle dry. "Cool, ask her if it has a specific time for it." He got up to go join Nick and Austin. "I'll do that." I remained sitting, pretending to mess with my shoe lace. I looked up as he was walking away. Ohhhh! I love that butt! The way that I knew that there was less than a half inch of clothing between me and it. Then he reached back to pick a wedgie. (That would probably gross some people out, but not me.) BOOM! That knocked down my defenses and I sprang to full boner mode instantly. I ran over to my bike, jumping on it at a run. I rode to my house, giving myself a lecture on the way. 'Why do you continue to torture yourself? He's your best friend! There's no way anything could happen between you and him.' But he's soooo cute! 'HE'S STRAIGHT!!' You have no proof of that! 'You realize that you're talking to yourself right?' Yes and your annoying me. 'I'm annoying you?' Yes you are! By this time I was at my house about to walk through the door. On the upside, talking to myself had gotten rid of my boner. I walked through the door, the dog barking as the door shut. "Hello honey, you're home early. How was Sean's? Did he enjoy his present?" "Hi to you too mom, It was fun, and yes, he absolutely loved his gift. He said thanks a million." I made a mental note to shower again if I got to go. "Oh, that's great. I thought he'd like it. Why're you home so early? Is something wrong?" There she goes, panic mode. One thing out of the ordinary and she goes crazy. "Everything's fine mom, I just wanted to know if I could go to the movies with Sean, Nick, and Austin tonight. He's going to use his gift right away, provided of course that there's not a specific time he has to use it for." "Of course you can go with Sean and his friends, it is his birthday. Why would you think that you wouldn't be able to go?" "Just making sure mom." "Oh, okay. As long as they give the theatre a two to three hour notice I don't think it matters." "Good, he'll be....." I trailed off looking for a good word. "Ecstatic." "Good word." I nodded my thanks. "Are you going to spend the night?" "More than likely." Great. Just what I need to fix my problem. I wouldn't ever pass up a chance to spend the night at his house, but still. "Okay, why don't you call and ask." I called his house. (I know, why didn't I just call my mom instead of riding all the way up to my house? I like the physical exertion. That and I figured I would spend the night so i would need clothes.) Anyway, after a confusing and annoying conversation with his mother (I hated talking to other peoples' moms back then. It always got on my nerves.) everything was sorted out. I would be spending the night and seeing the movie as the only guest. Nick and Austin couldn't stay the night and the movie didn't end till' ten-thirty. Wonderful. Sean and I had a video game tournament after Nick and Austin left. I lost on purpose to cheer up Sean. Though he didn't seem reaaly upset. Sean Oh my gosh I can't believe my luck! I will be in a movie theatre all alone with the object of my infatuation for two and a half hours! A dark, private movie theatre with loud noises so we can make all the noise we want for two and a half hours! Then it hit me. Mom. Damn! Damn! Damn! I was so close. So close that I could taste it. Mmmm taste it. I saw that my guy had lost a life. Crap! Wait, when did he start sucking royally at video games. He had two less lives than me. Is he losing on purpose? Why? What's happened that he would feel the urge to feign incompetence? "Sean! Cody! Time to go to the movies!" Damn! Gotta go. "Let's go." I moaned. I ran down the stairs to the bottom floor and out the door to my mom's car. I crawled into the backseat, getting a wedgie in the process. That reminded me of me getting a wedgie before Cody went home. Did he notice? I think so. That one was intentional though. I shut my door just as Cody opened his on the other side. He crawled in awkwardly and shut the door. Hmmm... It's going to be a long movie. Cody Oh Dear God! Stop tempting me! I screamed in my head as Seans' shorts rode up again, clearly defining both perfect buttcheeks. I got another instant hard-on and had to crawl into the car awkwardly. I had no way of knowing it but at that moment Sean and I were in perfect synchronozation. It's going to be a long movie. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Same thing, R&R to johnmeyerz36@yahoo.com P.S. Again it doesn't matter what you review, still another sequel with a very big possibility of something happening, *wink wink* *nudge nudge*.