Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:05:49 -0500
From: Tempus <tizgone@gmail.com>
Subject: Religion Class: Part 2
Um.. disclaimers. Yeah, don't read it if you aren't supposed to. This
depicts acts of sexual intercourse between two males, both consenting. Blah
blah blah. Don't read it if you don't like it.
Everything in here is based off of true events that are happening in my
life, except for the names, I've gotta change those for obvious reasons.
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The next morning I told Debbie what I sent him, and she started
laughing. We both got thrown out of class, what a shame. We sat outside of
the classroom in the crisp morning chill shooting the shit. Eventually, she
asked me what I saw attractive in Mr. Melancon.
I blushed and replied, "Well, he's got chest hair, I can see it through his
shirt sometimes. He's got a hot ass and body. Have you seen those muscles?
His hair is just the right shade of black..."
"Mhmm, how nice for you. I can't get over the fact that he sold me out."
she said dejectedly.
"Sorry hun, I'm shallow, what can I say?"
"You could at least act like you were astonished." Debbie joked
The bell to go to the next period rang, so we walked back into
Chemistry, got our stuff, and walked to the next class with each
other. Math was next, we talked with the other Nicole about different
stuff. She and I started a conversation about anime, Japanese cartoons, and
Debbie rolled her eyes and looked away. That occupied us for all of Math
class.
Debbie and I walked across the street to the band hall. We couldn't
really talk there, because she had her flute in her face, and I was playing
my trombone. We were getting ready for this year's marching season. After
class, we rejoined and went to Latin together. This was our worst class.
Let me explain last year to you: We sat there and twiddled our thumbs
while our teacher blabbered on about how it's not dead and stuff. We didn't
need to pay attention because our tests were open book, and those of us
that had to take the exam had it open book. Basically, we didn't learn
anything.
This year we had an ACE teacher. Basically, they were teachers from
Notre Dame that were sent here to teach. They were all young because they
were fresh out of college, and looking for some on hands experience. They
know what they're doing. Debbie and I were screwed.
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Lunch time is normally my favorite time of the day, no such luck
today. Mr. Melancon was walking towards me, uh oh. "Do you have an email
address?" He inquired.
I was getting nervous, he obviously got my email.
"I've only got one, it's for the myspace that I have. Why? Trying to hook
up with me?" I nervously joked.
"No reason. I just got a suspicious email."
"What a shame, if you want I can help you track it.." A plan was forming
in my mind, this probably won't end well.
"I guess, come by my class tomorrow during lunch."
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Debbie snorted and wished me luck at seducing him. Lunch ended and
we walked to Religion class together.
Mr. Melancon blabbered on about the Bible or something, I was
preoccupied with is crotch. Through his slacks I could see that he was
wearing either a jock or whitey-tighties. Either one worked with me. I
think he noticed though, because he started to have to adjust
himself. Apparently I made him hot, or he was a typical male and randomly
got erections in the worst time. I hoped that it was the former. Debbie
caught me looking, and smacked me in the head. It went unnoticed by
everyone because they're used to us two beating each other up or horsing
around. Besides that, the whole class was rowdy. I thanked whatever was up
there, if anything, that I had the power to go unnoticed by everyone.
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I went to Photoshop class and talked with Nicole while doing our
assignment. She laughed when I pulled up the email that I sent to
Melancon. I told her about our lunchtime conversation and she snorted and
messed up her picture a little. She said that it was worth it. I finished
my picture towards the end of class and Nicole pointed something
out. Apparently when you look at it with squinted eyes sideways it sort of
maybe looked like a penis. With my luck I'd get docked for that. I checked
my email and myspace during class and waited for the rest of them to
finish.
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I went home with Jimmy, my brother, and sat there in anticipation
of tomorrow's lunch. Jimmy wanted to do something, so we played Mario Kart
for Game Cube. Of course, me being the coolest person ever, I kicked his
ass. This continued in a similar fashion for a few more hours until
dinner. We walked into the kitchen to get our pizza and went back into the
den. I only had one hand, the other was holding the pizza for me, so I
lost. Oh well, losing is well worth the pizza.
I called it quits and went to my room. I read a few heated stories
and looked at some porn. I finished my business and went to sleep content.
End Part 2
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Sorry for reusing the disclaimers and stuff. But honestly, who reads those?
You'll get over me reusing this too. Oh well. Sorry stuff is so short right
now, I just don't have time to devote to this. I'm going on vacation for a
week or so. I'm sorry. :[
Please don't stone me for my random spacing and whatnot. I don't have
anyone editing this, except for myself. So, it's probably riddled with
grammar, typing, and spelling errors.
Don't worry, as all good things do, this story is taking its time. I
promise that it'll heat up eventually.
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