Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2013 08:26:05 +0000
From: John McQuillium <johnmcquillium@hotmail.co.uk>
Subject: Scally Kevin's Whopper

Scally Kevin's Whooper

The following is a true account of making out with some of my mates.

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  My 15th year proved great for scoring big cocks.  First there were two 19
year old lads, who were boyfriends that I met at nudist camp with one
packing 11 inches and the other 10.  Then there was Dylan, a furry 34 year
old man, packing a 9 incher and soon after Matt with his 11 inch cock he
used to service both his girlfriend and me.  Next up was a black guy, in
his mid 20's, who practically raped me in a public toilet, although I was a
willing 'victim' so the terms shouldn't be thought of in their legal
meaning.  Those mentioned were some of the biggest I took between ages 15 -
16 but I was also lucky enough to have sex with some pretty hung teens.
They have been hung for teenagers but they weren't as eye wateringly big as
the big manly cocks mention above.

  For me I was blessed in the trouser department.  Being close to my 16th
birthday it was impressively thick and 8.5 inches long.  That coupled with
my sported physique, nudist all over tan, sarcastic wit, ease with which I
made friend's and cute innocent boy next door face capped with light blond
haired and studded with bright blue eyes and lush cock suck lip meant I had
more than my fair share of sex.  Since losing my virginity at 13, to two 16
year old French boys at a nudist camp, I was confident about my sexuality
and had accurate gaydar which also made it easier.  Living in Middle class
London also made it easier to be gay as I didn't have to face religious or
racial hang ups that so many gay people have to go through.

  At that age I was also as horny as a rabbit on Viagra and steroids.  I
had several regular fuck buddies on the go and occasionally I'd cruise a
public toilet for the thrill of a sleazy shag.  As all my fuck buddies were
after the same thing, just hot sex with no commitment, meant I didn't feel
guilty when I next pulled a big cock.
  Living in a wealthy middle class area meant I didn't know many scallys
(AKA Chavs) but they turned me on big time when I saw them in town.  Not
wanted to sound snobby but it was part the thrill of a bit of rough coupled
with their fashion sense.  From their Burburry or baseball caps to their
shiny tracksuit bottoms with the obligatory hand stuffed in the crotch.  It
is unbelievable the amount of times I've seen that and had to fight the
urge to go over there and say "My hand would feel better down there."  If
it wasn't for their street mean attitude and stereotyped homophobia I
probably would have done.  Luckily I'm old enough for the London gay scene
so can indulge in scally sex even if half of them are just fashion scallys
rather than real ones.

  The few scallys I did know were from the skateboard which was on the
boundary of the council estates and middle class suburbia.  It was here I
met Kevin and at first I didn't pay him much attention.  The first time he
wore a light grey top that was half way between a muscle top and a vest.  I
don't know why as he hardly had the body for it.  He was tall and skinny.
His arms were long and thin with no muscle definition at all, his forearms
were lightly dusted with dark brown hairs.  They were also so white.  Even
though his light grey top was figure hugging there wasn't much to hug.  His
chest and stomach looked as flat as a board.  Below he was wearing a pair
of white trackie bottoms.  Up top he had a light blue baseball cap.  His
face was indifferent, not ugly nor attractive.  His milky white skin had a
couple of spot blemishes but did contrast his red lips nicely though.  His
eyes were a strange colour, seeming to be a mix of blue, grey and hazel,
one of the three colour gaining dominance depending on the angle you looked
at them.  For me a guy's face is the most appealing bit.  They can have the
body of Adonis and a porn star cock but if their face looks like the back
of the number 32 bus I'm not interested.  However if they have a sexy face
but maybe a tad over weight or small down below I'm more likely to go for
them.  Sure the whole package is best but I'm making a point.  His face was
on the 'not interested' side of border line.  Maybe if he was more buff or
was packing a big cock he might elevate into the 'will screw if bored'
category.

  After that initial scan to see who the new arrival was I didn't pay him
any more attention.  The next weekend I saw him down there again but as we
were in different groups of friends our paths didn't cross.  However I kept
feeling I was being watched but whenever I looked I couldn't see anyone
looking at me.  This went on for another couple of weeks.  Then the
following weekend I was down there early and it was deserted.  I did some
tricks working up a sweat so I took a break.  I pulled off my tee shirt and
draped it over my skateboard to dry off.  Then I shook out a picnic blanket
and soaked up the sun.

  After about an hour I went back to skateboarding but topless.  As I was
doing so the scally turned up and was the same get up as the first week I
saw him.  We exchanged nods of acknowledgement before he started doing
tricks too.  I was really getting into it but I was vaguely aware that less
action seemed to be going on his side and I start to feel eyes on me.  But
whenever I looked at him he wasn't looking at me and would start a trick so
I put it down to my imagination.  He did some tricks for awhile as I
carried on.  With him out of sight he became out of my mind.  It wasn't
until I decided to take a break and this time I briefly saw him looking at
me but quickly averted his eyes.  There was no reason for me to read
anything into it as he was just watching my tricks.

  Back at the picnic blanket I plonked myself down and had a drink.  Then I
saw the scally get up and walk towards me.  As he did so there was a
obvious and impressive swing in the groin area of his white trackies
although I made sure I only stole the briefest of glance but mainly
watching his indifferent face.  "Hi, I'm Kevin."  He said offering a fit to
me which I light punched as I told him my name.  When he heard it a sly
smile spread across his face but at the time I thought nothing of it.  He
sat down crossed legs in front of me.  We made small talk mainly about
skateboarding and sports.  The sports chat was short lived as he was into
football (soccer) whereas I was into rugby and cricket.  Then he said
something that could be taken an innocent curiosity or a come on.  "Is it
just skateboarding that keeps you in shape?"  He asked as he scanned my
sweat glistening tanned bare upper body.  Maybe if he'd have been a hottie
my gaydar may have pinged but as he was indifferent it remained dormant and
as he was a scally I took him to be straight so answered the question as if
it was innocent curiosity.  "No I play rugby and cricket for school and
swim a lot.  Also work out at home, no weight just circuits and stuff."
"I've never really been into sports."  He replied.  My mind thought 'no
shit, Sherlock' but I said "Skateboarding is good exercise."

  We made some more small talk and up close and with more time to inspect
it his face wasn't as plain as I thought.  It was still so indifferent
you'd hardly glance twice at it but from certain angles it looked just
about passable.  As we chatted our gazes were locked but then he dropped
his gaze dropped and mine instinctively followed.  If it wasn't for the
pre-cum wet spot making his white trackie bottom translucent, with the
pinky redness of his knob showing through, I would have sworn he had a beer
can down the left leg of his trackies.  It gave a twitch which further
dispelled the beer can myth.  Even sheathed in his tracksuit leg it easily
looked the fattest cock I'd seen to that point and maybe ever since.  It
also looked really long too.  He could have put most donkeys to shame.
When our gazes met his look of smugness opposed my look of surprise.  "Do
you want to see it?"  He asked.  We all have our sexual lures.  Some have a
mix but we all have one that stands out the most.  Sometimes it is
physical, like an attractive face or huge cock, other times it is less
tangible like wit and personality.  With Kevin it was mainly cock.  His
face was plain and his body skinny and although I'd already put him in the
'not interested category ' the sight of his monster cock and dragged him
into the 'I'd shag if bored' and suddenly I was very bored.  "Why would I
want to see it?"  I asked.  Being well hung myself I was used to even the
straightest guy envious checking out my tackle let alone drooling gay guys
so his question was a safe one.  A smug grin spread across.  "I've heard
you're gay."  "How about you?"  I asked not wanting to commit until I knew
it was safe to do so.  "I'm gay but this thing keeps me busy with both
sexes."  He said as he grabbed the massive bulge in his trackies.  Over the
time I knew him he lured most of his sexual conquests like he had me by
going commando in trackies.  With his face and body not being anything
special his cock more than made up for that.  Although it didn't always
work as some people ran a mile when they saw it.  I especially remember a
17 year old girl running out of a room squealing when she saw it.  It was
at a party at his place and his was waiting in his bedroom for anyone who
wanted a ride on his big cock.  The poor girl lifted the duvet, clapped her
eyes on his monster cock and ran off.

  Anyway I digress.  Knowing he was gay my arse was itching for the
challenge of his huge cock despite his indifferent looks.  "I'm up for the
challenge."  I confidently boasted.  An ever bigger smug grin spread across
his face as he realised his donkey dick had lured another conquest.  "Cool
because you're fucking stunning and I've been gagged to nail that sweet
arse of yours since I first saw."  His compliment in turn made me feel
smug.  "Thanks."  Was the only reply he could come up with.  "My Mum is at
work so we can go back to my place."  He said which was fine by me.

  With that we gathered our stuff and headed to his place.  We both had to
carry our skateboards in front of ourselves to hide the obscenely obvious
tents in our nether regions.  With the thought of imminent sex there was no
way our cocks were going to go down so there was no point in hanging about
in case they did.  Luckily he only lived 20 minutes away.  Once safely in
his bedroom the left leg of his trackies and the left leg of my shorts were
soaked in pre-cum.  If it wasn't for my sexual hunger I would probably have
ran from his bedroom which was a tip even for a teenaged boy's room.  Kevin
started stripping off first by pulling off his light grey vest.  I quickly
followed suit pulling off my top as I watched him expose his milky white
flat stomach with its thin trail of brown hairs running up to his navel.
Briefly scanning his clothing strewn floor I plucked for putting my clothes
in my backpack.  In went my tee shirt and I turned back to face Kevin for
the shirking of my shorts only to see the eager sod was already stepping
out of his trackies.  Automatically my eyes clamped on his massive cock.
It dangled down under its eye wateringly thick meaty girth and impressive
length.  If you've seen the porn star Steven Prior's cock you know the
monster I was now facing.  The thick meaty shaft was heavily veined with a
pinky red tinge at odds with the rest of his skin which was milky white.
He naturally had a sparse smattering of brown hairs.  The meaty girth of
his cock hid them but behind it he had a big pair of balls in a loose
dangling sack.  Seeing his huge cock in the flesh even I was having second
doubts.  Sure I'd taken 12 inches before and others that were really thick
but Kevin had length and girth.

  As Kevin peeled off his ankle socks I ditch my shorts.  "Very nice.  I'd
heard you were well hung too."  He said as he admired my cock.  Being
almost 16 my cock was 8.5 inches long and also thicker than average for my
age.  The skin was as tanned as the rest of my body with my foreskin
pulling halfway back to expose some of my knob.  It was topped with a small
tuft of blond pubes and nice sized, very productive balls dangled beneath.
As his face was so plain and there wasn't much to his body I decided to go
straight for his big cock.  I walked towards him and sank to my knees.  Up
close and personal his huge cock looked even bigger.  His slightly sweaty
horny aroma hit my nostrils as I gripped his donkey dick in my left hand.
His cock was so fat I couldn't wrap my fingers around it.  I savoured the
eye wateringly thick meaty girth, impressive length, heat and throbbing
pulse of his huge cock.  My arse couldn't help but quiver in apprehension
as I knew taking his huge cock up my arse would really hurt to start with.

  After admiring his monster cock I began to wank it.  My tightly gripped
left hand slid up and down his velvety smooth steely hard 10 inch cock.  As
I did so I watched his pale foreskin peel back and forth over his bulbous
pink knob where a clear pearl of pre-cum formed.  I leaned in and licked it
up and savoured the taste of his pre-cum.  Then I started swarming my
tongue all over his swollen leaking knob which had him purring with
pleasure and his fat cock throbbing my hand.  He was a real leaker with
lots of tasty pre-cum making my taste buds tingle.  I gave his knob a good
spit polishing before licking up and down his long fat cock like a
lollipop.  Then I licked up to his bulbous knob and pushed my mouth onto
it.  His cock was so fat it was like forcing a baseball bat into my mouth
so I could only take in the top couple of inches before my lips and jaws
were stretched to the max.  I began to bob my hot wet sucking mouth up and
down the top couple of inches of his very thick cock.  Check out the
British porn star Steven Prior and you'll get an idea of the monster cock I
was working on.  I knew my arse would struggle to take it at first but I
was a cock hungry bottom boy who was more than up for the challenge.

  For several minutes I sucked on Kevin's massive cock and as I did so the
cock hunger in my teen boy arse intensified.  Kevin was purring with
pleasure and leaking lots of tasty pre-cum as his big thick cock throbbed
with pleasure.  Due to the impressive girth of his 10 inch cock my mouth
began to ache at the same time the itch in my arse became too much to
ignore.  "Fuck me with your big thick cock."  I lustfully begged in a way
that belied my tender age and innocent appearance.  The thought of sticking
his beer can fat 10 inch cock up a 16 year old boy's arse caused an eager
grin to spread across his face.  I got onto his bed and noticed it was
covered in both gay and straight sex stains.  Although he wasn't much of a
looker in the face department and had a skinny shapeless body his huge cock
made sure he was very sexually active and he didn't care what hole he stuck
it in.  Kevin was really gay but he had a few bored housewives on his books
not to mention teenage girls who were mesmerised by his donkey dick.  The
fact that he'd fucked so many people of both sexes in his bed and left the
stains as trophies was kind of kinky even if it was at odds with my usual
clean freak mentality.

  Kevin climbed onto the bed between my deeply tanned toned blond haired
legs his milky white body contrasting with my tanned one.  He pushed my
legs into my chest to expose my arse.  I watched his plain face disappear
into my arse crack.  I began to coo with pleasure as Kevin began lapping
away at my arsehole making it quiver uncontrollably.  My lean body squirmed
about from the intense pleasure his tongue was lavishing on my arse.  He
was alternating between licking it, chewing it and sucking it.  Then he
started to tongue fuck it, stabbing his tongue into my arse and wiggling
about.  It only took a couple of minutes of this before he'd worked me up
so much I begged to be raped by his big fat cock.  An eager grin spread
across his face as he pulled a tube of KY jelly out of his bedside table
and he began to generously lube up his huge cock.  Then he greased up my
arse and gave it a three finger fuck.  He kept jabbing the three biggest
fingers of his right hand in and out of my arse right down to the base
knuckles.  He'd also twist his fist around and rub my prostate which had my
arse quivering like mad.

Once Kevin had prepped my arse he got into the push up position above me.
If it wasn't for his huge cock I wouldn't have anything to do with him let
alone offer him my arse.  He wasn't ugly but nor was he sexy, if I just
went on his face I would have put him in the not interested bucket
especially when coupled with his skinny shapeless body.  However his huge
eye wateringly thick cock was just about enough to lift him into the
shaggable category.  Kevin knew this too and let his cock do the talking.
"Oh fuck."  I gasped at the intense sharp, searing burning pain radiating
out from my sphincter when his bulbous thick ridged knob popped inside my
arse.  The pain and burn intensified as he forced more of his massive cock
into my protesting arse.  I'd taken longer cock's than his and some pretty
thick ones but none as fat as Kevin's.  "So fucking thick."  I gasped in
pain as he forced the last of his 10 inch cock ball deep into my aching
arse.  My sphincter was stretched to bursting point and stung like mad as
if a red hot poker had been thrust up my arse.  The entrance to my colon
painfully ached from having his bulbous knob lodged up it.  His eye
wateringly thick cock had the quivering walls of my teen boy arse stretched
to the max.  Kevin knew people struggled with the length and impressive
girth of his cock so he knew the best way was to hit them hard and fast to
push them over the pain barrier.  That's what he did with me.  He briefly
held his cock ball deep in my arse to savour the pleasure of having a 16
year old boy's steamy hot very tight arse impaled on his huge 19 year old
cock.  Then he began to brutally fuck my arse in a way that belied his
skinny build.  I cried out in pain with each brutal thrust of his big fat
cock into my over stuffed arse.  Instinctively I tried back away from him
but I had nowhere to go and had no option to take the brutal fuck he was
giving me.  It really felt like I was having a baseball bat repeatedly
slammed up my arse.  My overstretched sphincter was stinging and burning as
his incredibly thick 10 inch veiny cock sawed against it.  The walls of my
arse and entrance to my colon painfully ached from being repeatedly punched
open by his thick prominent ridge knob.  Even when I got fucked for the
first time wasn't as painful as this.  For the first time in my precocious
and promiscuous sex life I actually wanted someone to stop fucking me as
the pain was so bad.  Kevin didn't seem to care about my pain as he
continued to brutally fuck my boy cunt.  In fact from the sly look on his
face he was getting off as the pain he was inflicting on my arse.  When I
hit his age my cock was also 10 inches long and only slightly slimmer so I
too would experience the domineering thrill of testing an arse or pussy to
the max.

  For the first few minutes the pain in my arse was almost enough to make
me cry.  I was certainly squealing like a speared pig with each deep hard
thrust of his fat 10 inch cock.  My knuckles ached from the tight grip my
hands had on his sex stained bedding.  The pain in my overstuffed arse was
so bad my cock had deflated.  My body squirmed at the painful electric jolt
that ran through me whenever his door knob bell end forced its way into the
entrance to my colon.  The quivering walls of my arse ached from being
repeatedly punched open by this prominent ridged knob.  My sphincter burned
and stung as his fat veiny cock shaft sawed against it.  Then like going
from the roar of a hurricane into the tranquil calm of the eye of the storm
the pain in my arse vanished and was replace by pleasure that was as
intense as the pain had been.  Despite only being 16 years old my arse was
getting a reputation as the village bike so it was no surprise that it
adjusted not only to Kevin's huge cock but also his brutal fucking style.
My cries of pain turned into moans of the kind of intense pleasure you get
from being fucked by really big cocks.  The burn and sting in my sphincter
had been replaced with a warm pleasurable tingle.  The walls of my tight
young arse now pleasurably throbbed and quivered rather than ache with
pain.  The repeated blows of his bulbous knob had my boy cock growing until
it was at its full throbbing 8.5 inches.  It was sandwiched and sliding
about between our stomachs, smearing them both with pre-cum.  Even when his
big bulbous knob punched its way into the entrance to my colon it was
intensely pleasurable rather than painful.  Also now he'd fucked me over
the pain barrier I was no longer passively taking the fucking he was giving
me.  Instead I was roughly pinching and tweaking his bullet hard nipples or
running my fingers through the small tuft of chest hairs between his pecs.
I also started squeezing my well trained arse muscles around his long thick
thrusting cock which had him purring with pleasure.  From the expression on
his plain face he was enjoying raping a 16 year old boy's willing arse with
his massive cock.  My arse felt so stretched which must have felt like a
hot wet tight vice on his big fat cock.  I knew my tight sphincter must be
wanking his cock as good as any hand.

  For ages Kevin fucked me good and hard with his very thick 10 inch cock.
"You're so fucking cute I wasn't sure you'd have sex with me."  He groaned
during the fuck.  "Your huge cock is very persuasive."  I tactfully replied
which brought a cheeky smile to his face.  He really was hammering the hell
out of my schoolboy arse.  It was like having a police truncheon repeatedly
rammed up my arse but all pain had gone and had been replaced with pure and
intense sexual pleasure.  Every nerve ending in my hyper sensitive arse
were tingling with the pleasure of having such a big thick cock brutally
rammed up it.  My prostate throbbed from the repeated blows against which
also had my balls aching with pent up cum.  My overstretched sphincter
tingled and glowed in pleasurable friction as the walls of my tight young
arse throbbed and pulsed.  The entrance to my colon had taken a real
hammering and throbbed with pleasure.  Then Kevin began to fuck me even
faster and harder so I knew he was getting close.  "Yeah rape my pussy boy
arse with your huge cock."  I lustfully begged totally swept up in my cock
hunger.  "Pump me full of your cum."  I added as I increased the intensity
of squeezing my arse around his powerfully thrusting big thick cock.  I saw
the battle against impending orgasm playing across his face.  I was working
my arse overtime on his pounding truncheon cock as I roughly tweaked his
nipples and gave him my sluttiest seductive look that I knew was at odds to
my cute innocent boy next door looks.

  Fair play to him he managed to resist for a couple more minutes before he
slammed his fat 10 inch cock ball deep into my quivering young arse.  His
bulbous knob lodged itself in the entrance to my colon where I felt it
swell even larger.  My widely stretched sphincter felt his very thick cock
shaft swell, throb and pulse.  "Fuck yes."  Kevin cried out as the first
bolt of cum blasted out of his cock with unbelievable intensity.  He
blasted his cum deep into my bowls, his skinny body violently shaking with
the intensity of his orgasm.  He cried out "Fuck" with each ejaculation and
I felt each and every one blast into my battered but satisfied receptive
arse.  Kevin must have been really turned on as he pumped a huge load of
cum into me.  As he powerfully squirted his scally spunk into my arse I
flexed it around it huge cock to fuel his orgasm.  He kept stabbing me with
short deep hard stabs of his really fat 10 inch cock as he hosed my insides
down with cum.  When his orgasm ended he sank his very thick 10 inch cock
ball deep into my arse and collapsed on top of me to savour his post orgasm
glowed.  As he did so I continued to work my arse muscles on his spent
cock.

  Due to the intensity of his orgasm it took him ages to recover from it.
When he did recover he pulled his spent cock from my slightly sore but very
satisfied cum filled arse.  He then rolled over onto his back.  His donkey
dick was still hard and glistened with my arse juice and his cum but
otherwise clean so I just had to taste it.  I shuffled down and began
licking and sucking his cock clean of the delicious mix of scally spunk and
my arse.  Once I'd spit polished his cock I lifted up his skinny legs to
expose his pale arse.  His buttocks were smooth and hairless but he had a
few brown hairs in his sweaty arse crack.  I drank in the sweaty musky
aroma of his arse before diving in to lick it clean.  I repeatedly dragged
my tongue from the base of his spine, up his sweaty crack, over his wrinkly
arsehole and over his big balls.  Then my licks got shorter as I homed in
on his arsehole which I felt quiver under my flicking tongue.  Kevin began
to purr with pleasure as I tongue fucked his arse which was sweaty from the
fucking he'd just given me.  My tongue was really working over his arsehole
alternating between flicking over it and stabbing in and out.  I also
sucked and chewed his hole which really drove him wild.

  Being fucked by Kevin and then eating out his arse had really turned me
on and the urge to fuck him over came me.  I greased up my achingly hard
thick 8.5 inch cock.  I was used to being the biggest in the pairing but
even my adult sized boy cock paled into insignificance compared to Kevin's
whopper.  However it was more than up for the job.  I got into the push up
position above him and wiggled my hips until my swollen knob was pressed
against his arsehole.  I pushed forward and after briefly holding out his
sphincter gave way and with a gasp of pleasure from both of us my thick
ridged knob popped inside his arse.  His tight arse lips caressed and
stimulated my sensitive cock head as it popped inside his steamy hot wet
arse.  Then I brutally rammed my thick 8.5 inch boy cock into his scally
arse.  Then I used all of my sports toned strength to fuck him as brutally
as he had done me.  Kevin began to groan with pleasure as I hammered away
at his arse.  His tight sphincter wanked my thick throbbing cock shaft as I
rammed it in and out.  At the same time the hot wet walls of his tight
quivering arse stimulated my thick ridged sensitive knob.  Although Kevin
preferred to top he was taking the harsh fucking I was giving like a two
bit whore.  And although I preferred to bottom I was getting a thrill from
topping this older teen boy.

  For ages I fucked Kevin's arse as if I was trying to break it.  His tight
sphincter wanked my powerfully thrusting cock as the wet walls of his arse
stimulated my swollen sensitive knob.  The pleasure started getting too
much and I felt the pre-orgasm warning tingle in my cock as my balls
started to tighten up.  I desperately fought against my impending orgasm
but only managed to hold back another couple of minutes.  Then it hit as I
slammed my thick 8.5 inch bare boyhood ball deep into his steamy hot wet
arse.  My big cock throbbed and twitched as it started powerfully spunking
up.  I continued fucking Kevin with tough deep hard thrust as I hosed his
inside with schoolboy spunk.  I grunted in intense sexual ecstasy as he
purred with pleasure.  The brutal fucking and serious prostate stimulation
his huge cock had given me coupled with the pleasure of barebacking his hot
wet tight arse had turned me on so much.  I'm a natural big spunker but I
pumped a huge load into Kevin's willing arse.  My sports fit body violently
shuddered from the intensity of my orgasm as my cock and balls tingled in
that wonderfully pleasurable tingle.

  When my orgasm ended I sank my spent cock ball deep into his cum
splattered arse and savoured the orgasmic afterglow.  When I recovered I
pulled out and felt his arse suck and close after my retreating cock.  Now
that I'd cum the little glimmer of attractiveness for him vanished so I
made my excuses and left.  However it wasn't a one off shag but at the same
time he didn't become a regular fuck buddy.  Occasionally the itch in my
arse was enough to lure me back to him.  I even screwed a horny married
housewife with him but that for another time.

  I hope this one got you off and you're sat there splattered in cum.  If
you did please let me know at johnmcquillium@hotmail.co.uk as although I
enjoy reliving it and writing it up it is nice knowing people read it.