Date: Sun, 11 Jul 2004 13:10:27 -0700 (PDT)
From: Nate Bailey <silentoxford@yahoo.com>
Subject: Summer of Surprises

   I had no idea spending the summer with my brother
would turn out to be so much fun.

   Garrett and I hadn't really gotten along very well
when we'd lived at home together. He was five years
older than me, and always bossy as hell.

   I was so glad when he graduated from high school
and left me alone with my parents. It was so great not
to have to put up with his shit all the time.

   He hardly ever came home to visit after that. A few
days at Christmas and Thanksgiving each year, and that
was pretty much it.

   Absence is supposed to make the heart grow fonder,
but in this situation, I was more than fine with him
being absent!

   Which is why it had totally sucked when I found out
that I was going to have to spend the entire summer
after my Junior year in high school with my hideous
older brother. My parents, the bastards, were going
off to fucking Europe on some dream vacation. Thanks,
fuckers. Don't even think about me or anything. Damn.

   So, long story short, I was facing the fact that
I'd have to spend an entire summer not living it up on
own in my own house (which would have been sweet!) but
in an entirely different state, sharing some one
bedroom apartment with the older brother I thought I
was well rid of.

   What made it suck even more was that it meant that
I'd have to be away from Ben the whole summer. And
that was driving me crazy.

   Ben is my boyfriend. Yeah, I'm a fag. So what? You
are too, aren't you? Why else are you reading this
with your dick in you hand?

 Anyway, so yeah. Ben was my boyfriend. You should see
this guy. 5'10, shaggy blond hair, a fuckin' killer
body on him. He runs track for our school. I've saved
the best part for last- he's got a fuckin' ten inch
dick. I'm not even shitting you here. It's true.

 I about fell over the first time I saw it, guys.
Which was about two months before I had to go live
with my brother for the summer.

 It was a rainy day in April, and Ben came over to
hang out at my place. This wasn't that big a deal.
We'd been friends since the start of the school year,
when he'd moved here from some dumb place on the East
Coast.

 So, we were buddies. I was lusting after his ass from
day one, of course, but I was playing it cool. He
seemed totaly straight to me at the time. Best I was
hoping for was that I could get him drunk sometime and
make a move. Only, the fucker didn't drink much. Not
enough to get as trashed as I needed him to be,
anyway.

 So, anyway, it's a rainy fucking day in April, and it
sucks. We're sitting in my room, nothing to do and
Ben's messing around on my computer. Yeah, you think
you know where this is going. You've read too many
stories. You think Ben finds some gay porn on my
computer and says he thinks it's hot, and then next
thing you konw, we're screwing like bunnies, right?

 Wrong.

 So, stop thinking you know so much and just listen.

 Anyway, so Ben is playing around on my computer, and
I'm laying on my bed, staring at him. I have a side
view of him from where I'm sitting, and God damn, the
boy is gorgeous.

 Pretty soon, Ben turns and looks at me, gives me this
killer grin, and says he's got something to tell me.

  "What?" I asked.

  "Dude, you can't tell anyone, okay?"

  "Sure, man, whatever."

  "Promise?"

  "Fuckin' tell me already!" I'm not a patient guy
sometimes, you know?

  "Okay, okay. So, I was coming back from a track meet
over in Carlton, and we stopped the bus at this rest
stop so everyone could use the bathroom and stretch
their legs, and so the driver could sneak a ciagrette,
probably?" Ben had the habit of ending his sentences
as a question, even when they weren't. It was fuckin'
adorable.

 "Yeah?"

  "Yeah, so I go in to take a piss, and I'm pretty
much last? The other guys have already more or less
finished up. The urinals were disgusting, so I took a
chance on one of the stalls, and it didn't look too
bad?"

 I nodded, indicating that he should go on.

  "Anyway, I'm taking a piss, right and then I hear
this little noise. Like, a gasp, or something? And I
look over, and there's this hole in the wall, and
someone is fucking staring through it, right at my
dick!"

 Okay, my dick got rock fuckin' hard at that point.
Ben in a rest stop bathroom with a glory hole? God
damn!

  "No shit?" I asked, sitting up to hide the growing
bulge in my jeans.

  "Yeah, man, seriously. Like in that movie with Kelly
Bundy? Anyway, so there's someone looking at my dick,
man, and then I hear him whisper 'It's so big!'"

  "No fuckin' way!"

 "Yeah, dude! I'm serious?" Ben laughed.

 "What did you do?" I asked, my throat going dry.

 "I was gonna shove it in my pants and get the fuck
out of there, but, I decided to mess with him a bit?
Show him how big it really could get!"

 "What?!" I practically yelled. This wasn't happening,
was it? Did I fuckin' fall asleep in study hall again?

 "Yeah, dude. Show the fag what he can't have, you
know? So, as soon as I finish pissing, I start
stroking it a little? And pretty soon, I'm totally
hard and the guy is fuckin' begging me to put it
through the hole so he can get his mouth on it?"

 Oh, fuck, I was nearly cumming in my boxers. "What
did you do then?"

 "Got back on the bus and went home, dude. What do you
think?" Ben laughed.

 Fuck. That's no way to end the damn story! I tried to
hide my dissapointement.

 "Oh. Weird story, man," I said. Then, a thought hit
me. "So, why was this dude so impressed with the size
of your dick anyway. It's probaly only like three
inches hard!" I threw a pillow at him to show I was
just messing around.

  "Yeah, keep dreaming, buddy. I know you hope there's
someone out there smaller than you, but it's not me?
I'm packing some major heat." Ben grinned at me.

 "Yeah, right!"

 "Oh, you don't believe me? You want to see what the
fag was drooling over?" Ben stood up and before I even
had time to think of an answer was undoing his pants.

 His dick was soon in sight, and I couldn't believe my
eyes. This was the moment I'd been hoping for all
year, and it had happened so fast, I couldn't even
think straight.

 It was so fuckin' big. Even with only half a stock
going on, you could tell the thing was BIG. Thick, as
well as long.

 I stared at it with my moth hanging open, not even
bothering to hide my interest.

 "See? Now you know why the fag was begging for it.
They like them big, right?"

  Without thinking, I nodded my head.

   "Thought so," Ben grinned.

   "Huh?" I asked, taking my eyes off his dick at
last.

  "I thought you were a fag?" Ben smiled at me.

  "What? I'm not-"

  "Dude, shut up. You're such a fag. It's cool. I made
up that whole story about the glory hole to see how
you'd react?"

 "WHAT?" I was fuckin pissed. That was such a hot
story, and the guy was lying to test me? Why, so he
could fucking tell the hole school I was a cocksucker?

  "Don't worry, man. It's cool. I'm into dick, too?"

 Well, fuck. That changed everything. Long story
short, I spent the rest of that day sucking on that
ten inch pole, not to mention getting fucked by it for
the first of what would be many times.

 Yeah, I'm a fuckin bottom boy, so what? I love dick
up my ass.

 And Ben and I had spent the next two months fucking
and sucking like rabbits. And we'd had real plans for
that summer.

 Before my parents fucked it up.

 So, I was facing the fact that not only did I have to
go live with my asshole of a brother for two and a
half months, but that I wouldn't be with Ben. And
worse, what if Ben found someone else to fuck around
with while I was gone?

 Fuck. What a mess.

 What I didn't know was that I'd spend the entire
summer fucking and sucking.

 Who knew two months with my brother could turn into
such a wild time?

 Let me tell you what happened....