Date: Tue, 6 Mar 2012 12:34:48 -0800
From: Dave <outinwest@gmail.com>
Subject: The Society boys part 55

The Society Boys
By Connor Matthews


Chapter 55 -- Kyle's Weekend Boner

Colin owned a lot of properties and several of them were downtown.  He knew
of a few that were empty, but the rent even for a studio was around $900 a
month.  He said that to get an apartment around $500, Troy would end up on
East Hastings street which was notorious for drug use and prostitution, or
he'd have to move out to the suburbs which would take him too far away from
the job if he took it.

We found a place right downtown in one of his older buildings and Colin
spoke to the manager.  He told him to hold the place for a week as he may
want it.  I had a look at the place and it was just a studio, but it was
modern, clean and everything Troy would need to get started.  Colin agreed
to rent it for the $500 and we now just crossed our fingers that Troy would
want it.  It was right downtown and he would only be a couple of blocks
from his usual hangouts and the job.  I was excited for Troy, but I knew
that he had to want it on his own or this would never work.  He was a happy
kid with no responsibilities, but I hoped that he would take a few and
start to live a life that he could be proud of without us telling him what
to do or giving him conditions.

We got home later in the day and Kyle was bouncing around excitedly.  "Are
you guys okay if I look after a dog for the weekend?  Roy is going away for
a couple of days and asked if I could dog sit," asked Kyle.

"Sure," I said looking at Colin who nodded as well.

"Cool.  He's a really good dog and I've walked him and fed him before so he
knows me."

"Nice.  Just don't let it in the pool as I'm not sure the filters could
handle all the dog hair," said Colin.

"No worry about that," grinned Kyle as he ran off to call Roy to let him
know that it was okay.

"I had no idea that Kyle was a dog person.  He looks as excited as a little
kid getting his first puppy.  I always wanted a dog but my parents never
let me have one," I said.

"Yeah me too," agreed Colin.  "But I'm not picking up dog shit all weekend,
so I hope Kyle knows what he's in for."

The weekend arrived quickly and I got home to see Kyle excitedly filling a
dog bowl with water and a second one with arrowroot biscuits.

"I take it that the dog is here," I smiled at him "Kind of an unusual food
for a dog."

"Kind of an unusual dog.  Roy told me all the food he likes and how to
treat him all weekend.  Wanna come out and meet him?  He's checking out the
backyard."

"Sure."  I grabbed the bowl of food and followed Kyle to the backyard.
What I saw shocked me a bit at first; then I had no choice but to laugh as
the `dog' bounded up to us excitedly anticipating his food and water.  We
put the bowls down and the guy I had seen in the `Q' house dungeon was now
lapping at the water and eating the biscuits.  He was naked with a collar,
knees pads and mitts on.

"Justin, meet Boner.  Boner meet Justin."  The boy/dog looked up and turned
his head on his side as if he wondered what was being said to him as he
heard his name.  Then he went back to eating.

"So Roy said he'll stay in character all weekend and we are to treat him
like a regular dog."

"Dude, one thing.  If he shits in the house or in the yard, I'll have you
both neutered and hauled away by the SPCA."

Kyle laughed.  "Apparently that is the only human thing he's allowed to do.
He gets to use the bathroom to take a dump, but we have to open the door
for him if he asks to go in.  He pees in the yard and will sleep wherever I
tell him too, although Roy says he allows him to sleep on the bed sometimes
if he's been good.  Also he doesn't have to wear the pads all the time,
just if we're going for long walks on the road or a rough surface.  I'm
supposed to let him wear them for a bit until he's explored the whole
house.

Boner finished his food and came over to me.  He stuck his nose in my
crotch and began sniffing.  I backed away.  "Good boy."  I said petting him
on the head.  He panted and followed me back into the house.  As Kyle and I
sat on the couch, Boner came up and put his head on Kyle's lap and licked
his hand.  Kyle petted him on the head stroking his hair.

I heard the front door open at almost the same time as Boner.  He raced up
the stairs on his hands and knees barking the whole way.  Kyle and I ran
after him when we realized what he was doing.  As we got there, a very
stunned Colin was standing still as Boner was growling and barking at him.
I burst into a fit of laughter that I thought was going to make me throw
up.  I was out of control and my sides were hurting as Kyle was yelling at
Boner to be quiet.

"Colin, put your hand out so he can get to know you.  BONER, shut up!"
Kyle yelled at both of them.  I was howling so loud that I hiccupped.

Colin put his hand out and Boner went up to sniff his hand and the Colin
went to pet him, but Boner backed away and then licked the hand that was
trying to pet him.  At least he didn't bite him or Colin would have to go
get a tetanus shot.

Colin pushed past the dog who tried to follow him, but Kyle grabbed him by
the collar and told him to sit and explained who Colin was.  He knelt
beside Boner and petted him like a real dog, running his hand through his
hair and all the way down his back.  "Good boy," he said as he gave him a
treat from his pocket.  Boner ate it right out of his hand.

This was going to be a wild weekend.  Colin sat on the couch in the
activity room and I sat down with him.  "What the fuck?"

I explained the dog and what I knew about him.  "From what I can tell he
really believes he is a dog when in character and will never change, except
for the whole using the bathroom to poop thing.  I had no idea that this
was the dog that Kyle was going to look after, but it should be funny to
watch.  I also had no idea that his master was named Roy, but I've talked
to him a couple of times and Boner will behave, but must be treated just
like a dog and will act exactly as a real dog might."

"Well he's certainly a cute dog, but you know as hot as the guy is there
would be something seriously disturbing about wanting to have sex with him.
I know he's a guy, but I just couldn't imagine fucking him or I'd end up in
therapy for years," said Colin as he looked up the stairs to where Kyle was
still petting his dog.

"No kidding huh?  But if he ever comes over as a human, I would love to
have sex with him."

"I pretty sure I never could do him.  Cute or not."

We both watched the bizarre situation as Kyle grabbed a ball and Boner
began to wiggle his cute ass and bounce around at the top of the steps.
"C'mon boy.  Let's go outside."  Kyle walked down the stairs and Boner
followed on all fours.  This guy was better on his hands and knees than
most people were on their feet.  They went out to the back yard and we had
to go out and watch.  Kyle threw the ball and Boner raced after it.  He
moved a lot faster than I would, but was certainly not as fast as a real
dog.

I decided to hit the hot tub, so I stripped and dropped my clothes on the
deck.  Colin followed and climbed in with me.  I turned on the jets and
Boner's head turned to see what the noise was.  He raced over to us and
dropped straight into the water.  He swam (dog paddled?) over to us and
began to lick us on the face.

"KYLE!  Get your dog out of the hot tub," giggled Colin as he yelled.

Kyle reached over and tried to pull Boner out of the water, but this guy
was well trained.  He was all over us as if he was more excited to be with
us than play ball.  If he got out of the water with a hardon, I was going
to throw up, especially if he had a nice dick and I got thoughts of giving
him a blowjob.  I was probably going to need Colin's therapist soon.

It took all three of us to lift Boner out of the water and he shook his
head as if drying himself off.  Kyle ran and got a towel and dried his dog
starting at the hair and then did the whole body.  Boner even raised his
`paws' one at a time to be dried.  Kyle removed the pads for the first time
and then dried the rest of him.  Once the dog was dry, he went over to the
edge of the cold pool and put his head over the side and began to drink the
water.  I burst into laughter again.  Kyle's face was priceless.  He
thought the dog was going to jump into the pool next, so he gave him
another treat and took him over to where the dog's water bowl was.  Boner
drank and ate a bit.  We watched as he turned around several times and then
lay down curled in a ball.  Kyle came over stripped and got into the water
with us.

"Fun huh?" he grinned as he looked over at his dog resting quietly.

"Is he really going to keep this up all weekend?"  I asked seriously.

"Apparently he will," admitted Kyle.  "I have a menu of food to give him,
but each meal is to be put in his bowl and Roy warned us about leaving food
lying around, or he'll eat it like a real dog."

"He's actually very good at it.  I can't wait to see what other things
he'll do.  You should get out the Frisbee so we can see how high he can
jump," said Colin grinning.  We sat in the hot tub basically ignoring
Boner.  After about 20 minutes the dog got up and went into the yard, on
all fours, as expected.  He stopped at the first tree and sniffed it, then
went to the second one and walked (crawled) around it sniffing.

"What's he doing?"  I asked curiously.

"Think like a dog, dude," grinned Kyle.  "He's looking for a place to pee."

"You're kidding?  He's going to pee in the back yard?"  Asked Colin
incredulously.

"I'm assuming so.  That's what a real dog does, isn't it?"

We didn't have to wait long for our answer.  Boner went to the third tree
sniffed it and lifted his leg.  We watched in stunned fascination as he
peed on the tree.  I burst into a fit of laughter again and had to run
inside as my sides were killing me from laughing so hard.  I grabbed a
towel as I went and began to dry myself off.  I had just got down to drying
my legs when Boner came bounding in and grabbed the towel growling as he
did it.  I tried to pull it back off him but he had it firmly in his mouth
and kept a low growl going and he backed up and tried to get the towel off
me.

"Bad dog," I said as I pulled it a bit.  Obviously I couldn't yank it like
I would do with a real dog or I'd pull his teeth out, but he fought back
and sat up with his hands on the ground and his ass on the carpet.  I
pulled the towel up and he followed it like a real dog would.  "KYLE!"

Kyle jumped out of the hot tub and ran in naked to see what was going on.
"How do I get him to stop?"

"Boner.  SIT!"  Boner sat.  Kyle came over and put his hand on either side
of Boner's jaw and pressed until he opened and released the towel.  I put
it aside and Kyle gave his dog more instructions.

"Bad dog.  Lie down."  Boner lay down.  Or perhaps it was better to say he
had his legs apart lowered himself as flat as he could.  "You can't grab
the towel, boy.  Stay."  He moved away and Boner sat up a bit to get ready
to follow.  "BONER, down!" commanded Kyle as he placed his hand out face
down and pressed his hand down to indicate what the dog was to do.  Boner
immediately complied.

"Wow, he's well trained.  What else does he do?"  I asked amazed at how
obedient the dog was.

Kyle came over and said "Roll over" and made a circle motion with his
finger.  Boner rolled over.  "Good Dog," he said as he gave him a treat.

"Speak!"  As Kyle said it, I seriously wondered if he would talk or bark,
and part of me was ready to call the national inquirer if he actually
spoke.  Boner barked.

Kyle gave him another treat and petted him.  Boner rolled over and Kyle
rubbed his stomach.  The left leg began to move as it would on a real dog
as he showed excitement at being rubbed.  If Kyle had been rubbing me, it
wouldn't be my leg that would be moving.  I swear to god if this dog pops a
bone at all this weekend, I'm moving out until Monday morning, I just
wouldn't be able to sleep from the thought of seeing a dog with a woody.
Hopefully Roy hadn't named him boner for that reason.

Once we all got redressed and sat in the activity room to watch TV Boner
curled up on the floor in front of us.  It was really hard not to think of
him as a real dog.  Occasionally he would get up and turn around before
lying back down.  Other times he would move to another location and lie
there.  He even got up and went out to his bowl for some more water and
food before coming back to lie down.  At one point he came up and used his
paw to touch Kyle's arm.

"What's up boy?"  Kyle said to him.  The dog went to the side of the couch
and then looked up at Kyle as he leaned against the side of it.

"I think he wants you to pet him," suggested Colin.  Kyle put his arm over
the side of the couch and rubbed Boner's hair and back.  The dog moved back
and forth to get to the good spots.  When Kyle's hand touched one of his
ass cheeks, Boner lifted a leg and began to shake it and stuck his tongue
out.

"I think you found the good spot."  I giggled as Kyle kept rubbing his new
pet.  He did it almost unconsciously as we watched TV.  After a while,
Boner walked off to look around the house.  We heard him barking shortly
afterward and Kyle ran off to find out what was up.  He returned and said
that he needed the bathroom.

We heard the toilet flush and the sink running.  "Smart Dog.  He knows how
to flush and wash his hands.  We should get him on Letterman to do stupid
pet tricks," I laughed.  Boner bounded back down the stairs and lay down on
the floor in front of us again.  After a little while we watched as Boner
walked outside again.  We just ignored him figuring that he was just going
out to get some more water or take a pee.

Almost 15 minutes later he still hadn't come back in so we sent Kyle to see
what he was up to.  We heard him yelling at Boner and ran out to see what
was going on.  Towels were everywhere.  The dog had pulled every towel off
the shelves he could reach and pulled them all out and flung them
everywhere.  There were a few in the pool and hot tub and all over the
deck.  I started laughing again as Kyle was trying to wrestle one out of
his mouth.

"Just kick him in the nards!"  I suggested as Kyle kept tugging on the
towel.  Boner looked at me and growled.  I laughed harder.  "I guess he
understands English."

"Well you wanted to dog sit.  Guess you have to clean up and figure out how
to punish him.  Kyle pulled his dog back inside and we watched as he
fastened his leash to him and tied him to the railing on the stairs.  Boner
started to pull on it and was howling and barking as Kyle went back outside
to clean up the towels.  I couldn't believe how much noise the guy was
making.  He really didn't like being chained to the railing.

I went over to Boner and rubbed his hair as I got down to look him in the
face.  "I know you're a dog, but if you wreck our bannister, I'm going to
give your owner a bill for it and I have no idea how he punishes you, but
I'm sure it'll be severe.  Now are you going to calm down and be a good
dog, or am I going to have to keep you chained up outside all night to
sleep on the lawn naked."  Boner immediately lay down and went quiet.
"That's what I thought.  Good boy.  I'll get Kyle to give you a treat when
he's finished cleaning up the backyard.  Nice touch though.  Can't wait to
see what you come up with next."  The guy smiled, almost breaking
character, but I could see from his look that Kyle was going to have his
hands full all weekend.  I rubbed his head and went back to Colin on the
couch.

"Yep, this is going to be a fun weekend.

After Kyle returned and scolded Boner.  He sat and petted him as Boner laid
his head on Kyle's lap.  They decided to go up to bed as Kyle had chosen to
let Boner sleep on the bed with him.

It was almost 3am when we were all woken up to howling.  I staggered out of
bed and met Kyle coming out of his room.  Of course we were all naked as
that's how we slept, but I could barely comprehend what the fuck the noise
was about.  Boner was sitting at the front door howling at the top of his
lungs.  Once he sat us he began to bounce around and began barking.  I
laughed and turned to Kyle.

"I'm guessing your dog needs to go for a walk."  I leaned over and kissed
Kyle with some serious tongue action, and then slapped him on the ass.
Kyle went over to Boner and told him to shut up.

"Just let me get dressed boy and I'll take you out."  Kyle ran back
upstairs to get clothes.  Boner ran over to his leash and picked it up in
his mouth and dropped it at my feet.  He sat there looking directly at my
crotch.

"Seriously creepy dude.  You're a dog and if you keep that up, I'll never
be able to have sex in front of an animal again.  But next time you want to
go out, try just waking Kyle up."  I smiled at him and petted his head
until Kyle returned.  He put the knee and hand pads on the dog and then
clipped the leash on him.

"Are you actually going to take him outside onto the street?"  I asked as I
watched him prepare to leave.

"Yep.  It's not me naked, and it is three am.  No one around here is up at
this hour."  They left with Boner leading the way and Kyle being pulled
along behind.  I went back to bed.

In the morning, Kyle was up early to let Boner out into the backyard.  I
guess taking him for a walk in the neighborhood during daylight hours would
be asking for us to get arrested.  He went from tree to tree again before
deciding on which one he wanted to pee on.  Even when he thought we weren't
watching he never even remotely did anything human.  He went from plant to
plant sniffing it, and then played with the basketball between his hands as
if they were paws.  He chased it all over the yard.  Kyle whistled for him
to come in for breakfast where cereal had been put into a bowl for him.

As he ate it, I accidentally dropped a piece of toast on the floor and
before I could pick it up, Boner had leapt over to it and snatched it off
the floor in his mouth.  He ate it and looked up at me sitting to wait for
more.  I put a piece on my open palm and he licked it off.  I patted him
and told him there wasn't any more.  He went back to his breakfast and then
lapped up some water.  Kyle put down a small bowl of milk which he quickly
lapped up.

Kyle went out and spent time with his dog and when he went swimming Boner
jumped in with him and dog paddled around with him.  Christ even when he
was swimming he acted like a dog.  I couldn't imagine how much research the
guy had to do to be able to act like this.

Just after lunch, Colin was doing emails on his laptop in the activity room
and I was cleaning up when Jason and Cory arrived.  They came in and I
yelled hi to them from the kitchen.  They had only taken a couple of steps
when Boner came bounding into the house barking and raced up the stairs.
He was half growling, half barking.  The look on Cory's face was worth a
million bucks.  He wasn't sure what was happening so he stood behind Jason
and peeked around at the growling naked guy in front of him.

Boner grabbed Jason's pant leg in his mouth and began tugging on him and he
continued growling.  "Boner!  Down boy!  KYLE!!!"  I yelled as I went over
to get the Dog to let go of my brother.

"What the fuck?" said Jason forgetting about the 9 year old hiding behind
him.

"Long story.  There's a bit of a role playing going on at the moment.  Kyle
is dog sitting and this is the dog.  His name is Boner."  Cory giggled from
behind Jason but was pressed tight against him as he looked around the side
to see what the naked guy was doing.

"Boner.  Bad Dog.  This is my brother."  I dropped a treat on the floor and
Boner let go of Jason and grabbed the treat.  I gave a treat to Cory and
Jason.  "Just hole your hand out and let him sniff you and get used to you.
Then you can pet him."

Cory was giggling behind Jason, but wasn't about to go first.  Kyle had
arrived and stood next to him in case anything was about to happen.  Jason
played along and held his hand out.  Boner sniffed him and then licked the
treat out of his hand.  Then he sniffed Jason again and came over to me to
sniff me.  Then he went back to Jason to sniff him again.  Shit, really?
Even a dog can tell we're twins...cool!

"Cory, you want to feed him?  He won't hurt you.  Dogs love kids and they
know if they do anything to hurt one they'd end up missing body part and
would probably be put to sleep.  Don't they Boner?" said Kyle giving his
dog a subtle warning.  Cory came out from behind Jason and Put his hand out
timidly as he might do with a real dog.  The fear in his eye was probably
just as real, since he had no idea what we were doing.  Boner behaved
himself and came slowly up to Cory to sniff his hand.  Cory stood perfectly
still as the guy/dog licked the treat out of his hand.  After he did it,
Cory made a face and wiped his wet hand on Jason's pants.  I laughed.  Cory
stepped back a bit as Boner barked.  The dog sniffed at Jason's leg and
then turned as if he was about to walk away.  He lifted his leg and peed on
Jason's shoe and bottom of his jeans.

"What the fuck?" said Jason as he jumped back.

"BONER!!"  Screamed Kyle "BAD DOG!!"  He grabbed him by the collar and
Boner put his leg down and stopped peeing as he was pulled outside and the
door closed behind him.  Kyle ran back to Jason and apologized like crazy
as he ran to the kitchen to get a cloth to clean up the pee off the tiled
floor and Jason's shoe.

"I'm going to need another pair of pants Justin," he said as he stood there
dumbfounded.  "You can probably burn these."

"I told you he was a real dog," I said as I ran upstairs to get him a pair
of pants.  He followed me up after removing his shoes which Kyle said he'd
clean up.  We got to the bedroom and Jason removed his pants and threw them
into the bathroom hamper.  I gave him another pair of pants, but he
stripped off his underwear and grabbed a pair of shorts from my drawer.  As
he dressed, we talked.

"A little warning would have been nice," he grinned as he realized how
funny this was.

"If I'd known you guys were coming I would have.  I hope we didn't scare
Cory too much."

"I doubt it.  He has a dog at home, but I may have to do some damage
control in case he tells his mother about it."

I changed into some shorts as well and we both headed back downstairs ready
to go swimming.  Kyle was still cleaning the lobby and had sprayed the area
with disinfectant and Febreeze.

"I'm really sorry Jason, I had no idea he was going to do that," he said
apologizing with a look of horror in his eyes.

"It's cool.  But I hope you get him trained soon.  Probably not a good idea
to have him pee on all your guests.  Where's Cory?"

"He asked if he could go play," he replied.

"I guess he got over his fear of Boner," I smiled as we headed outside.  We
opened the door and I started to laugh again.  I haven't had this much fun
in a long time.  Cory was naked and running around the yard on his hands
and knees like Boner.  They were both chasing the basketball and Cory was
yipping like a puppy.

"You've got to be kidding me?" said Jason as we stood and watched them
playing together.

I poked my head back inside.  "Kyle, Colin, come check THIS out."  They ran
outside and we all stood there in amazement as the dogs played in the yard.
When Cory saw us he ran up and barked at Jason.  He sat up and held his
hands in front of him like he was begging.  Kyle gave him a treat which was
human food, as all of it had been so far.  He ate it, but when Boner saw
treats being given out he came running over and begged for one as well.
Kyle fed him.

"So we have two dogs now?"  I asked.

"I'm a puppy," said Cory and he yipped again.

"Oh my GOD!  A talking dog.  Kyle call the media.  We have a puppy that can
talk."

Boner turned to run away and Cory ran after him.  We watched as Boner
stopped at the ball and Cory caught up.  What he did next made my brain
turn off and all I could do was stare.  Cory sniffed Boners ass, and then
moved away to play with the ball.  As Boner moved, I thought he might
actually be going in to sniff Cory's ass.

"BONER, NO!!!!"  I yelled as I ran out to the middle of the yard throwing a
towel at him.  Jason and Kyle ran after me.  Cory looked at the three of us
running towards him and he sat up wondering what was happening.

"You can't sniff the puppies butt.  You'll go to doggie jail forever and so
will we!  Cory, puppies love swimming.  Why don't you go with Jason and do
some dog paddling?"

He did his high pitched barking and ran off on his hands and knees to the
pool.  I turned to Boner and got on my knees.  "Please give me some
indication that you seriously weren't about to stick your nose in a 9 year
olds ass.  I know he did it to you, but to him it's just what dogs do.  He
doesn't think of it in a sexual way at all.  You weren't going to touch him
were you?"  Boner shook his head in a serious way and let me see the human
in him for the first time since he came over.  This is a ton of fun and
Cory mimics everything he sees.  Please keep it PG until he leaves ok?"
Boner nodded to let me know he truly wasn't twisted.  I patted him on the
head and he headed into the house with Kyle.  I watched as he jumped on the
sofa and curled up on it to fall asleep.  Damn I hate dog hairs on the
couch.  We're going to have to have the whole house cleaned.

I hit the pool with the guys.  Kyle and Colin also joined us while things
were calm.  Cory was half puppy half boy as he talked excitedly about Boner
and then tried to duplicate stuff he thought a dog might do.  He wrapped
his arms around Jason's neck and then giggled as he licked him on the face.
Jason licked him back.

"Yuck," he laughed as he wiped his face.  "You not supposed to lick me.
I'm the puppy."

"Oh sorry," laughed Jason as he dropped under the water with Cory attached
to him.  They both bounced up and shook the water out of their eyes.  Cory
was back to being a boy again and played around in the water with us for a
while.  Kyle kept checking through the open door to make sure Boner was
behaving himself but he was still asleep on the couch.  When we moved over
to the hot tub, Cory got out of the pool and dried himself off.  He saw
Boner lying on the couch, so he got back and his hands and knees and began
to yip at him from the pool deck.  Boner's head shot up and stared towards
Cory.  He flew over the edge of the couch and barked as he ran towards him.
They sniffed each other face to face and then ran off to play with the
ball.  I threw a towel out for them and Boner got the idea and ran over to
grab it.  He did a good job of waving it at Cory and the two dogs pulled at
each end of the towel like a tug of war.  If it wasn't for the fact that
they were naked, I would have videotaped the whole thing.  It was hilarious
and we watched as they played.  Despite being a well-trained dog, Boner was
also very good at playing along with a kid who had no idea what they were
doing except pretending to be dogs.  They played together for a while and
Boner was very well behaved for the rest of Cory's visit.  He didn't even
run to pee on anything which was good as Cory would have immediately copied
him and I think he knew that.  Once Jason decided it was time for them to
leave, Cory got dressed and once he did, he was back to being a boy.  He
went over and petted Boner on the head and then knelt beside him and
thanked him for being so much fun.  He kissed him on the cheek and Kyle
gave him a treat to give to Boner.  It was as if a kid was really saying
goodbye to a dog.  I loved the innocence of the whole thing.  Jason was
already in damage control mode as they headed out.  He suggested that Cory
not tell his Mom, but if he did, just not to mention the whole ass sniffing
thing.  Sheila seemed pretty open, but this might be hard to explain.

Once Cory left, Boner raced out to the backyard and without sniffing
anything peed more like a race horse than a dog.  I recommended to Kyle
that he reward Boner for that and showing restraint around Cory.  He gave
him a steak for dinner, although he had to cut it into small pieces so he
could eat it properly.  The menu was well planned to make sure Boner got
enough nutrition.

That night, I heard Kyle go out late at night to take Boner for his walk.
I smiled to myself thankful that we had a dog that understood English.  At
breakfast the next morning we had bacon and eggs.  Boner was at the table
with his head on Kyle's lap eating whatever he was being fed.  He seemed to
really like bacon.  Colin went out for a bit and I hit the hot tub for a
bit.  After having boner for a weekend, I was glad we didn't have a dog.
This was a shitload of work.  I heard laughing, almost giggling from
inside.  I went in and Kyle was sitting naked on the couch with a jar of
peanut butter and Boner sitting in front of him.

"Watch this," he laughed as he stuck his finger in the peanut butter and
put a small amount on Boner's nose.  The tongue came out and tried to get
to it.  Then he turned around several times as he tried to lick it off.
Finally he used his `front paws' to wipe it off, then licked his arm.  "Let
me try that," I said laughing to myself.  Kyle handed me the peanut butter
and Boner stared at me intently.  I put my finger in it and my evil side
took over.  I leaned down as if I was about to give it to the dog and then
I quickly wiped it all over Kyle's cock and balls.  Boner went crazy and
began to lick him wherever I had smeared it.  Kyle started to shriek and
wiggle like a little girl being tickled to death.  Boner was not about to
be stopped and kept licking.  Kyle may have had himself under control so
far, but this was definitely too much for him.  His cock began to get hard.

"Lay back Kyle.  It's time to give Boner some extra peanut butter."

"Isn't this just a bit weird?" he laughed.

"This is a LOT weird, but nowhere near as weird as it'll be if you look
between Boner's legs."  It seemed like the dog was enjoying it as much as
Kyle.  Now I know why he was called Boner.  He had a huge dick.  I would
say it was at least as big as mine.  I smeared a lot of peanut butter on
Kyle's dick including the head and then took the jar back to the kitchen.
I needed to put some shorts on as I was starting to get a woody myself and
it was just way too weird to think of wanting to blow or fuck a `dog'.
That's disturbing even if it was actually a cute guy in the living room
basically sucking off Kyle.  I went back and sat down in my shorts to watch
Kyle reacting to the cock licking.  He was rock hard and patting Boner's
head.  The dog was licking everywhere that there had been peanut butter,
and to his credit he hadn't moved to giving Kyle a blowjob.  I would have
joined in, but Kyle would need to wash his cock before I sucked on it.
There was no way I was going to suck a cock after it had been licked
everywhere by a dog.

"Having fun?"  I said to Kyle.

"Fuck yeah.  I REALLY want a dog now."

"Sick fuck!"  I said as I hit him on the arm.

"Wonder if your dog would end up blowing a load if I was to fuck you in
front of him.  Maybe I could rim your ass, then slide my 8½ inch cock deep
into you while we made Boner sit there and watch.  Oh, Kyle I'm so horny, I
need to make love to you."  I smiled and leaned over to press my lips tight
against Kyle's as I pushed my tongue into his mouth.  After a couple of
minutes I stopped and sat back.

"I dunno dude, this is a bit weird doing it in front of your dog.  I don't'
mind a three-way as you know from all the wild sex parties we've had, but
to do it in front of Boner is a bit weird.  Now if he were human we could
have a killer sex session before Roy comes to pick him up."  I grinned as I
looked down at Boner whose cock was dripping precum badly.

I sat back and put my arm around Kyle.  Boner whimpered but never broke
character despite obviously being killer horny.  If he turned into a human
for a while, I probably would have fucked him senseless, but he didn't.

"Boner, stay!"  I said as I pulled Kyle off the couch and took him to the
bathroom to give him a quick shower.  I washed him clean and soaped up his
cock balls and ass, mainly to get the peanut butter and dog licks off him.

"I gotta give the guy credit.  I'd have broken character to have sex, but
he just hung in there.  I wonder if Roy actually has sex with him or if
it's just a dog/owner thing," I said as we showered.

"Dunno, but this was such a fun weekend.  I hope I can do it again
sometime," smiled Kyle.

"Well, just wait for next weekend, you can probable train Cory.  After all
he's just a puppy," I laughed as we finished up and dried off.

We went back out and Boner was lying on the floor in front of the couch
where we had left him.  His dick had gone soft and there was no sign of the
precum.  I wiped my mouth as if I had just blown Kyle.

Both of us sat down and petted Boner who looked at us and wagged his ass
(?) before he headed out to get a drink of water and some food.  The
doorbell rang and Boner raced up the stairs barking loudly.  I threw a
towel around myself and ran to open the door.  An older guy was there and
from the reaction of Boner I assumed that it was Roy.

"Hey Boy!" he said as he petted him on the head.  Boner was turning around
and literally going crazy with excitement.  I invited him in quickly and
closed the door in case the neighbors heard our dog, or worse, saw him!
"So I hope he was well behaved.  I'm Roy by the way," he said introducing
himself to me.  I shook his hand as Kyle came up to join us.  He had thrown
on some underwear."

"Was he any problem?"  Roy asked.

"No none at all.  He was a lot of fun actually," grinned Kyle as he petted
boner on the head.  "We're going to miss him around here.  Hopefully he had
fun too.  I'll just get his stuff."  Kyle ran off to get the knee and hand
pads and the bowls.  Roy threw a special blanket over Boner to cover him so
they could get to the van without getting arrested.  We watched them leave
and even as Boner got into the vehicle he stayed in character.

"That was insane fun.  I should get a dog for real!" said Kyle excitedly.

Well, just make sure Cory doesn't sniff its butt and that it doesn't pee on
anyone," I giggled.  I was exhausted so Kyle and I hit the hot tub for a
bit.

I started to wonder if Kyle wanted a real dog or a human type dog.  I
didn't want a dog at all.  They were almost as much responsibility as a
boyfriend and a Kyle!



More chapters coming soon, but right now I have a strange urge to go out
and get a dog.  Comments always welcome at outinwest@gmail.com