Date: Sun, 1 Jul 2001 10:27:30 -0700 (PDT) From: lance lansdale <bubbleguy2000@yahoo.com> Subject: Whoopin Over U chapter 1 "How U Diggin 'Dat" DISCLAIMER: Well Well, we meet again you internet hotties. I am lickin my lips just lookin @ U, haha, just kiddin, anyways, it is time for the most dreadfull part of it all, the Disclaimer. Here is my list of things this story: 1.Written FOR people 18 and above, by someone 15, hmm, ironic isn't it, I write for people my age, but they can't read it, the irony of it all. 2.It is intended for GAY's, let's just hope I don't need to say there is any irony in this [meaning i wrote it for gays, but str8ies r reading it.] This story is not: 1.Jerk Off material, oops, wrong list, hehe, this story is nowhere near true, I think, but hey, with memory like mine, who knows. 2.Something you should read with your pastor/rabbi/priest/dean/whatever. 3.Going to win any kind of award, so I should get over it, hehe. Now, here are some suggestions, all my stories on Nifty: The LANCE & SMOKEY series [listed in the beginings section] Best 4 Last [listed in the high school area] Jermy & Me [listed, once again, in the high school section] dirty little tramp, oops, wrong list once again, hehe. PLEEEEEEEEZE e mail me - bubbleguy2000@yahoo.com, steptacularme@aol.com PLEEEEEEEEZE visit my site - www.black-coffee.s5.com Whoopin Over U Chapter One - How U Diggin 'Dat? Finally, it was finished, my masterpiece, so to say. I had written stories before, but none as good as this one, and I knew it. All my others were dull, and your typical gay stuff. I had gotten many good reviews, but I never felt that good about it. I never seemed pleased with the stories. It was always boy meets boy, boys claim love for each other, boys fuck, the end, yawn yawn yawn!!! But this one was different. I knew it wouldn't go over well with the people that read at nifty, but this wasn't for anyone except me. I wrote this one for me, and if others didn't like it, sure i might be a little upset, but in the end it was only about what I thought of it. So i sent it to nifty.org, as usual,and as usual I got the letter, Dear Lance, Your story "Starlight Lovefest" was added to the the "Gay/High School" section......... I came back from summer school the next day and had 20 e mails. A lot of them were negative, saying it didn't have enough sex in it, and one even had the audacity to tell me that this was the worst story I had written and should quit. Out of all of them, I had one positive reply, Jamie's. I opened it and it had an image of a thumbs up, and then his message. Dear Nicky, I like all your stories, but this one was the best, I loved the way you addedd the part about N SYNC coming to town, and Dames threw a teddy bear up on stage and Lance tripped over it, and almost fell, and then winked at Dames. Anyways, I would like to talk to you, if you would like to talk to me, my AOL screen name is steptacularme. Gotta run, Jamie! Boo Ya Ha P.S. I also live in Star Mallow Vally too. After that, over the next few months, Jamie and I chatted online, and on the phone A LOT!!! Then pretty soon, we decided to meet up. Seing as how the new Zoo was opening in 2 weeks, we decided to go together to the opening. When I finished riding my bike up there I saw this SEXY SEXY SEXY dude sitting at the ticket office. Tall, Blonde, swimer built, i was about to cum in my pants right there. I walked up to him and he looked up at me. Then he said in a really rude voice, "Can I help you?" "Umm, are you Jamie?" "What the, hell no, Do I look like a fuckin Jamie, now back the hell of, bitch!" God, this dude was an asshole, then he started to crack up, "Haha, Nicky, Nicky, I'm sorry, I was just jerkin ya off." He was WHAT "Not yet, but hopefully soon enough, now lets go get our tickets." He smiled at me, jumped up and took my hand in his. We finally got finished with the zoo at about 5:00 p.m. and thank GOD, I love the animals and all, hell I even got into a rally thingie outside of a tuna factory that wasnt dolphin safe, but that dosen't really count cuz the only reason I did it was to meet this hot dude. Of well, Cest la Vi. As I was saying, we went out to Melanie's Bar & Grill, a Fab. dyke bar. Plus, I knew Mel, she was sweet. We were seated and started talking. "So Jame Jame, What did you really think when you saw me?" "I thought I was gonna squirt myself just lookin at ya. I was like, WHOA, not only is he nice, but he is soo sexy." "HA HA, I think you have been misinformed." "And Humble too, I like that in a man." The seat we were sitting at was in a dark corner, as I had asked for, and from my seat, I could see Jamies crotch perfectly. I think he saw me lookin at it cuz he looked at me, looked down at his bulge, and then back at me, and then he said, "Watch this." The next thing I knew he was pulling out his BIG [8 inches at leaast] dick, and started stroking it. [we were the only ones left in the no smoking area, otherwise i doubt Jamie would do this, well, I dunno, maybe he would.] Then he stopped. "Wh..Wh..Whyd'ya stop??!!??!!" "Wanna save some juice for later baby." I laughed, haha, on with the story. After we ate, we decided to go to the music store in the mall. As we walked past the bathroom, he went towards it, and so did I, well, he was PULLING me, god he was strong, he just tugged and i went in, hehe. He smiled at me, "Wanna fuck?" We went into one of the stalls and started. After a few minites of sucking on each others nipples, he went all the way down to my dick. He began by playfully teasing it with his warm mouth. "I want your dick now. I aint ready to cum." We changed positions and I took his nice, warm, throbbing cock in my mouth. It tasted so good. I wanted to lick on it all night. Afer 3 blowjobs, 2 anals, and 2 rimmings, things were soft, to say the least. After that, we went to the store. "Omigosh, LOOK." he told me. "OMIGOSH, WUT??!!!??!!!" "Smart ass, hehe, a kareoke booth." I went up there and I chose my most favoritist song ever, N Sync's "This I Promis You" I was looking at Jamie through the whole song. He blew a kiss at me. God, could things get any better, I have a boyfriend I love, I have a boyfriend from a wealthy family, and I have 2 skinhead dudes looking at me and Jamie like they were going to kill us. there are only two words to say in a situation like thing. OH SHIT... To be continued. Hope alla ya'll liked this one. I am gonna *hopefully make this a series if you all like it and I get enough response to it. My E Mailz are above. And so I end this chapter, or story.