Date: Thu, 22 Oct 2015 00:00:28 -0000
From: Joe Francis <texbearjoe@gmail.com>
Subject: CityView DC, Text

City View: Washington DC Vol 2

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Have you ever had one of those days when you just craved a certain kind of
sex? When I had rough work days in DC, late in the 2000's, sometimes when I
was back in the hotel I wished I could just "dial up sex" and have a blow
and go and that was it, I wanted to get tension out, and didn't want to
deal with a real person. However, that's what gym was for – but the gym
didn't always unstress me. I had had a long day, a long week, a long month,
and was updating some pictures on Big Muscle Bear via my laptop – long
before iPhone apps were abundant – in fact I just had gotten an
iPhone. A guy started chatting with me, and feeling slutty, I invited him
to come by – just for a blowjob. He was an "oral top", and was happy to
sit and get serviced, so I hit the mark.

He came by the hotel around 3 that afternoon, and I thought it would be
perfect. Suck him a bit, get a load our two out, blow my load, and go to
the gym to get really unstressed, long hot shower, and enjoy some
dinner. Noah showed, and as always was much cuter than on his
photographs. He was a sexy Jewish guy, curly hair going bald, very fuzzy,
and very pushy – about 5'7", slightly chubby, and not a big dick, but
perfect for sucking comfortably. He was almost comical – came right in,
kicked off his shoes, shucked off his trousers and underwear but not his
shirt, and then sat in an armchair legs apart to be serviced. Well, if what
you want is cock sucking, that does the trick, and he sat with his arms on
the chair watching as I went to town on his cock. Like I said, not long,
perfect for sucking – I could really suck hard on the cut head, rolling
my tongue around the fat rim, and lick the shaft from the hairy balls
(covered in curls) to the tip to my heart's content.

Noah was chatty, telling me what he liked and didn't like, and giving great
feedback while I was sucking him, asking if the size was good, did I like
the cum in my mouth, or in my throat, and just being as friendly as he
could be getting sucked. He even pulled out a bottle of poppers and fed me
periodically, enjoying me getting red-faced and extra piggy, opening my
mouth wide to have the head of his cock pop in and out of the entrance to
my throat, which he liked a lot. I got him to put a towel down, and then
lubed up his cock a little bit which made it easier to suck in and out of
my mouth, making my tongue and palate like a tube for sucking. He admitted
to me he had been edging since that morning, and had a huge load for me,
which was welcome, and I loved feeling his slightly round, very furry
belly. We were having a very nice session, and took a break for a moment so
I could drink some water and keep hydrated, when he got his cellphone.

Sitting back down, I continued now sucking, pulling hand overhand feeling
his silky big cockhead slide around inside my mouth and tasting more and
more of his precum while, somewhat distracted, he seemed to be texting
someone. "You like a guest Mister?" He asked, "a 2nd here?" I nodded sure,
if he was like Noah, and he texted away. Putting his phone down, he moaned
slightly and thrust his hips slightly forward, and continued telling me how
much he liked getting sucked like that. I was now holding his cock with
both hands, twisting in opposite directions as I sucked the head, which was
slowly driving him crazy, taking poppers himself, but he didn't seem to
cum! I was enjoying the suck though and continued on, getting slower,
licking his cock thoroughly around and saturating his curly pubes with my
saliva and lube while he leaned his head back, grunting. Suddenly there was
a knock on the door and Noah said, "That must be Peter."

I pulled back slightly, and Noah got right up and opened the door like he
owned the place as I scrambled to stand up to say hi to the new guest,
standing stark naked. Peter was like a slightly bigger Noah, bigger beard,
curly hair, and beautiful chestnut skin. "He's good?" was the first thing
he asked, looking at Noah, who nodded and said, "You'll enjoy it." Like
Noah, Peter simply kicked off his shoes, and dropped his pants off, shirt
still on, and there I was smiling, wondering if there was a kind of joke
hidden camera somewhere. "Do him for a while, Joe" Noah said, and Peter sat
down in the armchair. He had a beautiful cock – longer than Noah,
slightly curved down, small head but fat shaft in the middle. He jacked it
off a bit, and reached for the lube and with a few squirts started stroking
his cock. I crouched down in front of the chair, and licked the tip,
sucking it gently in my mouth, slowly, giving him maximum sensation from my
pursed lips pushing back and forth.

"Fuck yeah, he knows the story!" Peter said to Noah, who had turned on the
TV and was flipping through channels, jacking off absent-mindedly. I
continued with Peter, pushing his shaft into my mouth, pressing my tongue
up against the roof hard, giving him maximum sensation of a fleshy mouth
glove around his fat shaft. I pushed further and further in until his head
hit my throat, and then slid slightly further, pushing it into my throat as
Peter grunted. Peter and Noah began discussing my sucking, and I began
bobbing my head back and forth on Peter's cock taking it fully into my
throat and back out. "I like how he doesn't just stick it in his throat and
sit there like I'm going to pass out from emotion." Peter said, Noah
nodding. I continued to suck him harder and harder as Noah continued
feeding me poppers, making me into a total suck slave. This was turning out
to be a strange, but fun afternoon.

Peter turned to Noah again, "He needs a few more, I'm gonna be ready
soon. I bet he could handle Frank and Luis." Noah started texting again,
and I continued sucking Peter, jacking myself off and enjoying the full
mouth stimulation, all my saliva flowing and tissues in my mouth being
sensitized by his beautiful cock. His balls were quite small, but I played
with them gently as he reminded me that he would cum soon if I did that. I
looked at him and nodded, and he asked Noah if he minded if he came. Noah
said, "Let me cum first, I don't want him to get too excited and shoot, but
I think he knows how to handle himself." Cool. Peter got up, and pulled out
of my mouth half-stroke in, and Noah sat back down, and pulling his shirt
off, took a hit of poppers, and started playing with his hairy chest,
pinching his nipples. Peter stood there jacking off, and I began back on
Noah's delicious cock, tasting the pre-cum that had built up.

As Noah laid his head back again, I felt his thick balls tighten slightly,
but not completely. I continued sucking for another 5 or 10 minutes,
enjoying being fed poppers, and finally Noah gasped slightly and Peter said
"You gonna feed him?" Noah responded with a laconic "yeah," and told me to
get ready. To his word, Noah then tightened up, and jerked his body
slightly as there was another knock on the door. He started shooting a
thick stream of cum in my mouth, which I swallowed as fast as he could make
as he grunted and whined, as I heard Peter let some guys in the door. I
felt a presence behind me as Noah continued shooting a huge load, Peter
remarking "I hope he can handle it, you always make so much fucking cum."
Noah responded, grunting, "He's doing fine, he's got a good swallow and big
mouth." Clothes were shuffling behind me, and then appearing to the sides
of the armchair were two guys, both bears – Frank and Luis I guessed –
furry and slightly muscled, medium height.

One looked very Latin, with very dark beautiful skin, the other a redhead,
bearded and extra furry. Noah got up, and began texting on his phone as I
took a sip of water, and Peter told the two he was ready to blow, could
they hold on a minute. I stood up and stroked Luis's enormous cock –
maybe 10" and average thickness, and as well Frank's beautiful white cock,
with its big pink uncut head. To my shock, they asked Noah, "Does he just
jack off, or do we really get sucked?" I thought this is getting really
silly, but being a host, got on my knees and began licking and wetting
their cocks, lubing them up slightly as Peter settled back in the chair. I
got about half of Luis's cock in my mouth for a taste, and all of Frank's
(he seemed literally half the length of Luis), but then turned to Peter on
the chair.

Putting my hands on the chair arms, I leaned over as Peter leaned back,
Noah giving me a hit of poppers now, and pushed my mouth down Peter's cock
very slowly as he groaned, and when finally at the base, started swallowing
to massage his cockhead. Peter calmly said, "good, here's your load Joe."
Then he began pumping cum into my mouth, a tiny shot at first, then a few
big squirts as he grunted lightly, whispering "Fuck yeah" and rolling his
head, while I felt Frank and Peter jacking off by my shoulders, wiping
their cock juices on me. I pulled back from Peter, gasping, and Luis
punched him on the shoulder and said get up guy. He plopped himself down,
hands behind his head, and said "Suck my load." I started licking his
cockhead, rolling the skin down slowly, and Luis took a big breath as I ran
my tongue under the rim. Frank got on his knees beside me, and watched my
mouth intently, jacking off, as I pursed my lips and pushed the bright pink
cockhead in my mouth.

It rolled in, Luis grunting, and then I twisted my head slightly back and
forth, lips pursed shut hard to stimulate the rim. I started pushing down
further on the deep brown shaft, down an inch up a bit, down another, up a
bit, slowly shoving the shaft into my mouth in slow back and forth motion,
which I knew was excruciating. Luis moaned and told the room that I had
made my mouth a fucktube, it was the hottest fucking suck, oh! And I
continued until halfway down his shaft, I felt his head against my
throat. Pushing hard, I popped the head in my throat and Luis jumped, and
barked out a yowl, so I pulled out. "That hurt?" I asked, the first thing I
said to anyone in an hour, "No, it was just so, fuck tight." I clamped my
mouth again on his cock, sliding down, then abruptly pushed the head in my
throat as Frank gasped, "Look at his throat bulging!" and I slid Luis
further until my mouth was against his curly furry groin.

I felt triumphant as all the men clustered around watching, jacking off
slowly, and I held my breath for what seemed an eternity then pulled back
out, as Frank exhaled himself. I gasped for breath, then slowly let his
sensitive membranes again glide against my tongue and mouth, pushing with
little bobs until he was way back in. I heard the door knock again! But I
continued sucking Luis, burying my face in his crotch, savoring his big
cock, and extending my tongue to lick his balls lightly, startling
him. Frank started grunting slightly, watching his buddy get sucked
expertly, and he reached out and felt Luis's shaft, and announced he was
almost there. Luis scooted back, and pushed my head off his cock, as Frank
stood up, and he put my mouth on Frank's stubby cock just as Frank began
spouting gobs of cum.

Now I thought Noah had a lot, but fuck Frank was a cum machine. He must
have pumped 10-15 squirts in my mouth until it was hard to swallow and suck
at the same time. I heard a "Here." And Luis turned my head to Noah, who
also fed me a load from his hot little cock. Fuck! I burped a bit and
everyone laughed, and I turned my head to look who the hell was there now,
but Luis grabbed me and pulled me back on his cock. I heard a deep voice
ask if Noah "was sure?" and Noah said, "I know this kind of guy. He'd love
to feel your belly on his face. Frank sat on the couch to one side as I
continued sucking Luis, and Peter stood by me jacking his nice curved
cock. I paused, and Luis pulled my face off his cock, and I coughed, and
Luis told Noah to bring me a glass of water, which was complete relief.

I paused for a second to look around finally, and the deep voice belonged
to a big guy – had to be around 6'8", 300lbs – he looked like a
powerlifter, very sexy and had a bit of a belly on him. Luis pulled me back
around and told me it was time to get him off, and pushed my face back on
his big cock, and there was another door knock, and at least two more
voices came in. I continued to suck on Luis's cock, shoving it back and
forth in my throat like a machine, while Peter continued to jack off, and
he grabbed my hand, spreading his legs, and pressed my fingers against his
asshole. I held my hand out, motioning to the lube, and Peter confused,
"what?" for a second, got with the program and put some in my hand. I felt
like an octopus – jacking myself off, sucking off Luis, and now
fingering Peter's remarkably loose asshole.

I turned my hand palm up, and curving my middle and forefinger, slid it in
his hole and felt his nut as he arched his back jacking off. Giant came to
my left, pants off, and was stroking an unnervingly fat cock. I slowed way
down on Luis's cock, squeezing my lips together hard, going up... Then
down... his shaft, tasting little gibbets of precum I was squeezing out as
he began cursing at me to suck his big pinga. I gradually, gradually sped
up, twisting my head and rolling my tongue around as I got to the tip, and
within a few minutes, Luis emitted an enormous sigh and yell, and grabbed
my head. He began thrusting his huge cock in my mouth, feeding me load
after load of cum as I suddenly felt that I was going to cum, and bingo!
Luis shot a jet of cum, then I did, then back and forth for what seemed
like an eternity.

Luis then backed up his cock, and using it like a front loader, pushed his
cum back into my mouth then into my throat. Peter began barking out, and as
I continued cumming all over the floor and my legs, Peter began coating my
arm with thick white jizz, grabbing a hold of my hand as I ground into his
prostate, then slowly he jacked off less, cum dripping off more forearm as
I heard guys mumble around me remarking on the cumming. I was exhausted
suddenly, having cum myself and lost count of how many loads I had eaten,
when Giant punched Luis on the shoulder and Luis got up and out of the
way. Peter backed off, and I sat back on my haunches for a moment, looking
at Noah and the two new guys – young! Fuck! How old were they! "Noah?" I
asked, and he grinned, "these are my nephews, I hope you don't mind, they
need suck."

"Are they Legal?" "Sure, they're over 18. They're 18." I sat for a moment,
and Noah got up to give me a new glass of water when Giant said, "Can you
handle this mister? I'm Gene." I looked up – he was actually very cute –
and said "Joe's the name. Sure." He relaxed and sat back into the chair,
back and shoulders so wide he was literally draped over the chair, and I
lubed up his cock and began stroking it. Thick. Real thick, and a hard
upward curve. I was tired from just having cum but Noah, magic Noah, gave
me a big hit of poppers in a washcloth this time, which revved me right up
as the two Nephews giggled. I heard someone washing in the bathroom, when I
pushed down on the pad of fat at the base of Gene's cock, and made his
enormous prick stand out even more. The Nephew's whistled, and Noah and the
two stood by me on one side, slowly jerking off slightly soft cocks.

I think Luis was in the bathroom because Frank and Peter stood to one side,
Frank again on his knees, face right up against the cock as I stroked it
looking back and forth at the cock and me. It was maybe 6" or 7" long, nice
length, very fat, and cut – big fat cockhead, and veiny. Gene's legs
were giant hairy treetrunks, fur up under his shirt, and crawling up out of
the neck, connecting to his big brown beard. I held onto his cock and
started licking it, base to top, feeling the huge balls, pulling then
slightly as Gene groaned. Noah said to his nephews, "Watch this, you'll
blow I'm sure just looking. He's good." I licked all around the rim of his
cock, then gently with my teeth, bit the rim on each side, shaking my head
right to left, giving him stimulation but not pain. Gene started, almost
getting up out of the chair grunting "shiiiiit" and laughing, sat back down
as I pursed my lips and then kissed hard all over the head of his cock.

I sucked the underside of his cock hard, just near the tip, rolling my lips
over the tender flesh, and Gene told Noah, "oh, this is going to be
reeeeeeeeal good." I pushed the tip of my tongue against the opening of his
cock, and to my surprise got a little bit in. I wet one pinky, and slid it
into his cock, down one knuckle as Gene shook and gripped the chair arms. I
sucked the underside of his cock, pressing my lips against the tip of my
pinky in his urethra as Gene gasped and barked out fuck. I was going to
have a reeeeeeeal good time. I grasped Gene's cock right under the head,
almost able to get my hand around it, squeezing so his head was dark
purple, and pushed it against my tight lips forcing the flesh of his
cockhead to grate against my own lips slowly, stutteringly, until my lips
pulled inward and my beard was grating against the sensitive skin right
under the rim of the cock.

"Christ!" Gene said, almost getting up again as the guys pushed down on his
shoulder laughing. I tasted a tiny jet of precum, then letting Gene's cock
go, pushed my wide open mouth down around the head and top of the shaft,
completely filling my oral cavity. Gene groaned deeply, and I heard Luis
ask Frank if he was ready, but Frank was jacking off like a demon along
with Paul. Everyone was mesmerized by that huge cock in my mouth, but
unfortunately, the upward curve made it increasingly difficult to slide in
my mouth. It began to hit the teeth at the back of my mouth, and Gene
gasped again, yelling out "motherfucker." I backed off, and asked if he
would stand up. Gene got up, his cock getting a much easier direction for
me to handle facing him, and the guys re-arranged around him. I pushed on
the fat pad at the base of his cock again, distending the shaft to now over
7" looking at that thick monster.

"Frank," I said, "Feel that." Frank whimpered while he was jacking off, but
stopped, and reached out with a pale red-hair flecked hand and touched the
head, feeling round the shaft. He was incoherent. I liked Frank. I opened
my mouth wide and put my lips around the huge cock crown, and I heard Luis
slap Frank's ass and tell him to get I up in the air. Frank was on all
fours now, face almost in Gene's cock. Gene told the Nephews to pinch his
goddam nipples, make themselves useful. I wanted to laugh but I was too
full of cock. I was literally squirting saliva out from under my tongue
now, dripping down on the floor as I pushed that fat cock deeper in my
throat, now avoiding my teeth. I felt Frank gasp, and start to move back
and forth rhythmically as Luis started fucking him – I hoped to fuck he
had some lube for that long pipe he had in his ass.

Noah was now jacking off Peter, and I clamped my lips on Gene's cock and
started sucking as best I could, feeling his flesh sliding against the roof
of my mouth as he squashed my tongue flat. I pressed my face up to his
groin, and his fat belly slid over my own forehead – you might think
"eck!" but I'll tell you, there's nothing like a fat cock in your mouth
with a fat belly on your face and fat balls in your hand. I was having a
hard time breathing from excitement, and began moving my whole torso back
and forth to fuck my mouth down on that horsemeat, and I seemed to hit
exactly the spot for Gene, who was shuddering and beginning to fuck his
hips forward into my mouth. We set up a great rhythm, and I realized he was
getting further and further back in my mouth with that giant head and
medium shaft.

When my lips touched the fat groin on Gene, I heard Frank cry out in pain
and excitement, and he suddenly stood up as I reared back to look. He began
cumming thick gobs of spunk all over Gene's huge cock, when suddenly Luis
came in beside him, and with a few thick jets on Gene's cock, held my mouth
with one thumb in it to fill me up. I turned to Gene's cock, coated with
two loads of cum, and my mouth lubed, and I knew it was time. I opened
wide, not even putting my lips together, and pushed my mouth onto Gene's
cock as it slid and pushed all that cum into my throat. I reached and
tapped the back of my head hoping someone would notice, and three hands
pushed, and pushed my head hard, burying my mouth and face in Gene's fat
hairy belly and groin. Gene yowled as his cock popped into my throat, a
tiny stab of pain going through my throat, to be sure, but I held there
savoring the incredible full sensation of that meat inside my gullet.

I popped out, and everyone in the room could literally hear the popping of
his cock out of my throat hole, the Nephews oohing and aahing, when I
thrust my head back onto his huge cock. I could not do it on my own, and
three hands again pushed my head, pop right back in, easier this time, and
'pop' back off. I felt someone take hold of my head, and begin thrusting
that cock in and out of my throat, while Noah was talking to one side to
someone, as all my concentration focused on my mouth, my throat, and that
cock. Noah pulled me back, and gave me another drink of water after several
minutes, and a heavy, heavy hit of poppers as I was pushed back on Gene's
cock. This went on for quite some time. I was in total pig popper suck
heaven on that cock, all the flavors of cum, Noah being congratulated by
Gene on finding me, the other guys describing how good it felt.

I had to stop for a moment, and Gene tumbled back into the chair, and told
the Nephews to try me out. He jacked off as he watched the two boys, and
sat in the chair myself as they stood before me. Lightly furry, very
skinny, balding, clearly relatives of Noah – scruffy beards starting,
and short thick big-headed cocks, perfect for sucking like Noah. They were
beside themselves, to be honest, in suck a quick orgy, watching all of
these guys. They rubbed my huge muscles, and hugged me as best they could
while trying to fuck their cocks into my mouth, almost comically. With
edging now for almost half an hour, neither would take much time to suck
before they popped off. I began a nice strong stroke suck on the taller of
the two, and the moment he touched my huge shoulders, I knew it was going
to be all over. Gene started talking to them, galling them on to get sucked
and feed that huge fucking muscle daddy, and that was that.

The first one practically squeaked and screamed as I sucked him very hard,
and he bent over and began humping into my mouth, filling me with hot thin
acrid cum. He fell back as his cousin pushed him aside, yelling that he was
going to blow, and without much suck at all, he popped his cock in my mouth
and gave me another deep cum meal. Brothers I guessed, they tasted almost
identical. All the guys in the room began talking together like I wasn't
there, and Gene laughed, shaking his head. He reached out and pulled me
back towards him, my face down on his cock, seated, and then stood up with
me sucking on it. The nephews came back behind me, and one put his arms
around his muscle man, and began jacking me while Gene shoveled all that
cum back into my throat, his own meaty paws now pumping my head on his fat
meat.

He went slowly, and fast, and even softened up a bit after 10-15 minutes,
but always the moment he felt my mouth buried in his fat crotch with his
belly over my face, he hardened right up. He told the crowd he wanted to
try something! He began crouching slightly, grunting, and his cock growing
steel hard in my mouth as he fucked me on it, then he suddenly, alarmingly,
held my face back from his cock by almost a foot. Suddenly, no touch, jets
of cum came shooting out of his cock in my mouth, like piss, while he
grunted and groaned – I could see his belly contracting under his bulk,
his ass squeezing and legs flexing. It was amazing! They guys also stood
back watching in amazement as Giant Gene came literally like a fountain,
only missing my face once. He grunted with the last drop, and as I reached
out to touch his cock, he grabbed my hand "No!" he said, "Hold on. Encore."

He panted and everyone stood there. I knew what Gene had done. He had shot
his load, but didn't have a complete orgasm! Noah and Peter were jacking
each other off now looking at the giant, and then Gene said, "Suck." He
reached forward and pulled my head back onto his cock as everyone watched,
surprised. I opened my mouth wide as he literally fucked himself back on my
head, "Some fucker play with my nipples!" He barked out. The Nephews
obliged, and Gene put one huge leg up on the chair. He bent over slightly,
"Assplay." He continued to fuck into my mouth, and I heard him grunt, not
sure who was massaging his asshole when I felt his cock start to get
harder. He started "Unh UNH UNH" louder and louder, and I felt myself
getting extremely excited the Nephew behind me jacking me off frantically
now when Gene pushed my face into his groin, fat belly bulging out, cock
popping into my throat, balls banging against my neck.

He began wailing and cursing out loudly, and I felt his cock swell, and a
stream of bursts of cum filled my throat as I swallowed as hard as I
could. My own orgasm built up, as I was practically drowned in cum, and
suddenly I lost control of my right leg, cum gushing all over myself as I
began shaking like a leaf. Gene literally held me up by my head as he
looked down at me, grinning like a fool, bursting more and more cum into my
throat, yowling and flexing from his second orgasm in five minutes. I felt
a pressure building up for air, and Gene collapsed then into the chair,
still holding my head on his cock. He very slowly pulled my mouth off at an
awkward angle, and I gasped in air, burping up cum and laughing with
Gene. Fuck! I crawled forward, barely able to, and wrapped my arms around
his big belly as he leaned back and let out a "whoooooeeeeeee!"

I rested, listening to the shower, bathroom sounds, as Gene stroked my
head. People left, door shutting, Gene and me still sitting there, when
finally Noah said a brief "Talk to you later." And the door shut. Gene
burst out laughing, "Now that's polite! Jesus!" I was somewhat relieved
that I didn't have to play host to everyone running around, just lying
there enjoying the giant furry bear there. "It doesn't matter. They're
happy." Gene looked at me, "Not what I meant buddy. They could at least say
thanks to the hottest man in DC. Fuck! You're amazing!" I looked at him
with new eyes. "Me?" "Fuck yeah. You sucked for a few hours, and then could
chow down on Hoss here." And he squeezed his now quite short, but fat, soft
cock.

"You're just plain beautiful." I don't know how I got there, but I had
crawled up into his bit lap in a second, showering him wish kisses, his big
powerlifting arms squeezing around me as we devoured each other. "You are a
kissy bug. Shoot!" he said, and we sat there necking and kissing for I
don't know how long. Fuck gym. Fuck Fast-Food sex. We had an amazing
evening, and though it's hard for me to feel like a little sex toy, Daddy
Gene was able to do it. But that's another story. Three wives, eight
children, and a dozen grand kids, Gene was the most affectionate and sex,
like a huge machine, I'd ever met. And still meet. Woof!

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About the Author: texbearjoe

texbearjoe began his notorious writing on usenet via soc.motss in the '80's
and evolved with internet through the subsequent decades with twists and
turns on websites, blogs, published books, private and public social
networks, and virtually every avenue possible for new media. He's visible
with photos and videos, and very chatty on bigmusclebears.com as well
astexbearjoe.tumblr.com, and you may contact him directly
attexbearjoe@gmail.com or through texbearjoe on the growlr app, and you can
follow him @texbearjoe on twitter.

These stories are quite literally diaries of his experiences, though per
disclaimer, names, places, and events may have been changed to protect the
innocent (or the guilty). He is, indeed, co-incident and identical to the
main protagonist in his writing, which perhaps gives them their unique
flavor. One day, when you will least expect it, you will meet him in his
travels.