Date: Thu, 5 Jan 2012 15:28:56 -0000
From: JP <jpdixon1@hotmail.com>
Subject: Dirty Uncle & Cousin.

If you're reading this then I can only assume it's legal to do so where you
are,that you're not underage and that the subject matter gets you boned-up
and horny! If you don't meet the criteria then naughty you,'cause if you're
too young to spunk yet then go find a more suitable site.I do not advocate
underage sex,(this story is not true though I have engaged in `family sex)
and I can't turn back time so what's done is done.Now,flop your cock out
and enjoy.



I'd woken that morning with the usual stiffie and my piss-slit was drooling
pre-jizz making my bell-end real slimey,just as I like it.I gave my
rock-hard nipples a good working over smearing cock-slime over them which
always has me groaning like a whore.Fuck it,I thought,as the door-bell
sounded.I hoped someone else would answer `cause I was well into my stride
now and had to squirt a heavy load of boy-spunk soon.Even though I wank
every day,usually about half a dozen times or so I still always manage to
pump out a decent load each time,none of the watery teen junk,always good
solid chunks of thick tangy goo.Ask any of my mates who've seen me spunk
off and they'll tell you how much muck I produce! Damn it,why doesn't
someone answer the fricking door?! Seriously pissed of by now I grabbed my
undies of the bedroom door and slipped them on.Swearing under my breath I
stomped downstairs and could make out two figures through the frosted glass
in the door,one tall,one shorter.Opening the door I was met by,

"Fuckin' hell,kid,you wanna get some soddin' clothes on or what?D'ya want
the whole street seein' yer boner?"

This came from my uncle Tony,my dad's brother,a right lippy fucker,but he's
been the subject of many a wank fantasy so I just gave him a goofy smile
and told him to sod off.Standing next to him,blushing like a little girl
was my cousin Mikey.He's a year younger than me at 13,and I don't mind
admitting I've spunked off huge loads thinking about him.

"Well,you gonna let us in,then,or you gonna stand there all day flashing
yer knob off?"

Chuckling I stood aside to let them in,and as uncle Tony passed by his big
hairy hand brushed against my knob making it throb in my tighty
whities.FUCK,he had to have done that deliberately judging by the
shit-eating grin on his face.And if the wide-eyed look on Mikey's face was
anything to go by he'd clocked what his dad had done.And was that the start
of a hard-on in his shorts? Hmmm,interesting.

"Listen matey,your dad said I could have a lend of his cordless drill,is he
in?"

I popped my head round the lounge door but the telly was off and the room
was empty.Shrugging,I thought maybe he was in the kitchen.Making my way
down the hall I called out but got no reply.Entering the kitchen I spotted
a note on the table."Paul,your uncle's coming round this morning to borrow
my drill but I've had to take the car to the garage so sort him out for me
will you and I'll be back as soon as.Cheers,Dad." Leaning over my shoulder
uncle Tony read the note and gave a laugh,

"God,your dad's sodding useless.Still,put the kettle on kid and I'll have a
coffee while I'm waiting,unless like your old man say,you can sort me out."

He was stood so close behind me that I swear I felt his knob pulsing
against my arse cheek! I could feel his hot breath on my bare neck and my
knob was straining in my undies.Mikey had moved further into the room so
there was no way he could miss seeing my bone tenting the front of my
undies.Yeah,ok,he was only a year younger than me but there was something a
bit kinky about my own cousin eyeballing my knob poking the front of my
briefs and the very clear wet patch from my drooling piss-slit.And when
uncle Tony walked round to stand in front of me I could clearly see he'd
sprung a semi in his tracky bottoms!

Jiggling his eyebrows up and down he leered at me and said,

"So,you gonna sort me out,then,or what? With a coffee,you dirty fucker"

He said this whilst staring at my hard-on! Shit,my knob just wouldn't go
down and the wet spot was spreading quickly.

"Er,well you put the kettle on unc' and I'll just go put some trackys on"

Tony grinned and said not to bother on his account,I hadn't got anything he
hadn't and Mikey knows what a cock looks like etc.Then he totally threw me
when he nodded over to his son and said,

"Oh yes,Mikey knows all about cock,don'tchya kid,eh?"

The poor kid was as red as a beetroot but even though he was staring at the
floor with embarrassment I noticed the front of his shorts was fully tented
now,AND there was a definite wet patch showing! Christ,seems Mikey produced
a decent amount of pre-jizz,same as me which got me wondering how much he
spunked-off.My wonderings were interrupted when uncle Tony nudged me and
said,

"Yeah,kid,I tell you,my lad's always got a solid boner on him,can't leave
his pisser alone,aint that right Mikey-boy?"

My cousin glanced up at his dad and he was still blushing but he had a
right sly grin on his face.

"Waddya reckon Mikey? You must be banging one out six or so times a
day,yeah?"

Mikey grinned big time and said,

"Sometimes more than that dad".

Jesus-H-Christ.It was well freaky,standing in the kitchen with my uncle and
cousin,me with just my undies on and a raging boner straining at the front
and Mikey's knob tenting his shorts.Freaky,but WELL horny.Uncle Tony was
grinning away at his son like it was the most normal thing in the world to
be in a room with two kids who'd both got rampant hard-ons.

"I tell you,if I let him Mikey would whip that big boy-boner of his out
right now and whack one off,wouldn't you,kid?"

By now Mikey had stopped blushing,in fact he looked like he was getting off
hearing his dad talk about his `big boy-cock' judging by how it was
throbbing in his shorts.

"Yeah,I would dad,I love wanking I do"

Laughing away,uncle Tony walked over to Mikey,leant down and slipped a
hairy muscular arm round his slim waist and said,

"Too sodding right you would,horned-up little fucker.Ah,go on then,whip
that big fucker out and show your cuz how much you like pulling the pud"

HELL,this was well kinky and all kinds of mucky thoughts were racing in my
mind.Uncle Tony grinned at me and winked,

"Bet you wanna see the lad stroke one off,eh Paul?And going by that big
throbber in your dirty keccks it wouldn't take much to get you whacking one
out,right?"

My tongue was hanging out and a thread of drool was hanging of my bottom
lip as I just nodded.

"Yeah,thought as much.Tell you what,get over here and stand by your cousin
and you can do it together,yeah"

By now I'd have done anything he'd said I was so fucking horny.So I went
and stood by my cousin's side and the heat and smell coming off him was
amazing.Getting the nod off his dad Mikey pulled at the waist of his shorts
and quick as a flash his knob sprung up and slapped his body.SHIT,for a
skinny little runt he'd certainly got a BIG boner on him.It had to be a
good six inches and though it was pretty slim I found myself wondering what
it'd be like up my arse-hole.

"Yeah Paul,clock an eyeful of my lad's big smooth pisser,fuckin' grand it
is,aint it?"

I could only nod in reply as I licked my lips getting an eyeful of what was
a right impressive piece of boy-cock.I quickly followed my cousin's action
and slipped my briefs past my own raging knob and it gave a satisfying
thwack as it slapped my lower belly.

"Oh,fuckin' `ell,would you look at them,two big fuckin' boy-cocks drooling
their nasty fuckin’ boy-slime"

Uncle Tony's dirty talk was making me so damn horny and I soon wrapped my
hand round my throbbing shaft letting out a groan as I stroked up and down
my silky smooth rod.Mikey let out a hiss as he began sliding his little
hand up and down the length of his boner.The sloppy sound of us two
whacking away at our knobs was pretty loud in the kitchen.Uncle Tony had
parked his arse on a kitchen chair just a foot or so in front of me and my
cousin and he was leaning forward,arms resting on his knees.

"Yeah,dirty fuckers,go on,wank those big fuckin' boy-cocks.Yessss,fuckin'
love it.Gonna see my boys spitting their big slimey loads all over the
shop."

Oh shit,this was bloody amazing.Me and Mikey tugging like crazy at our
drooling,slimey knobs and his dad leering away in front of us,licking his
lips and urging us on with his dirty pervy talk.

"You dirty little sod Mikey,you love that big hairless
knoblet,don'tchya,working all that nasty boy-goo round your bell-end,eh?"
Tell your old man how much you love that big boy-pisser"

Mike was grinning away,spit hanging of his chin,panting like an asthmatic
as he worked up and down his slim hairless shaft.

"Ooooooh yeah dad,I fuckin' love stroking off in front of you,too right I
do,stroking for my dirty dad"

WOW,that this was a turn up,my little cousin talking like a dirty whore.But
it was a major turn-on and my piss-slit was almost spitting teen
pre-slime.In fact,a thread of pre-slime flung off the end of my knob and
landed on my uncle's leg! Grinning like a dirty old peado' my uncle scooped
the slime up and licked it off his fingers.

"Mmmmm,nasty boy-juice,sodding love it"

Christ,this was better than I could've imagined.Me and my cousin were
working up a real sweat and I love the smell in my armpits or sliding a
finger along my sweaty arse-crack when I'm rubbing one out so the smell
coming off my kid cousin was a huge turn-on for me.I don't know about him
but I was pretty damn close to squirting a heavy duty load of spunk.I let
Mikey know when I groaned,

"Gonna spunk soon,fuck,I'm gonna squirt"

Mikey was panting and he groaned out,

"FUCK,yeah,me too,gonna spew my fuckin' muck all over"

Uncle Tony slid his chair closer so that he was just inches from our
slimed-up boy-boners,I could actually feel his hot breath on my drooling
bell-end.He opend his mouth and stuck his tongue out.Hell,he wanted us to
spunk in his mouth! I'd never done that before,even with my mates when we'd
have one of our regulr wank sessions.Mikey was groaning away and he inched
right up to his dad's mouth so his fiery red wet cock head was practically
on his tongue!

"Yeah,dirty fuckin' dad,you want your kid's nasty dirty loada boy-muck do
you?"

Uncle Tony was nodding his head up and down and a pleading sound came out
of his mouth as Mikey's cock slapped wetly against his dad's tongue.

"Yeah,dirty fucking paedo' dad,aint you,what are you,nasty fucker?"

Christ almighty,my cousin was really getting into this whole dad/son
shit,he'd definitely done this with him before today.A
cute,butter-wouldn't-melt skinny pale hairless little runt,but with the
mouth of a dirty old man.Right then Mikey took hold of the back of his
dad's head and gave a growl,

"Fuck,here it comes,dirty paedo dad,here it fuckin' commmmmmmesssssss"

And then the biggest,thickest load spurted out of my cousin's piss-slit and
splattered over uncle Tony's tongue! HELL,I thought I junked up a heavy
load,but Mikey's was like sodding wallpaper paste! He was grunting and
swearing and bucking his slim hips forward as he dumped glob after glob of
boy-spunk across his dad's tongue.

"Yeah,swallow my boy-junk,you nasty dirty boy-fucker"

Mikey then surprised me when he slipped a slim finger between my arse
cheeks and growled at me,

"Come on,fill my nasty dad's dirty boy-fucking mouth,go on,DO IT!"

Mikey's finger was prodding at my tight ring-piece which tipped me well
over the edge and with a howl like a rabid dog I lunged forward and my
piss-slit opened up and my hot thick load of spunk shot out like a bullet
and splattered all over my uncle's stubbly chin and cheeks.My cousin's
finger popped past my tight boy-hole which pushed right up against my
uncle's face and the rough stubble scraped against my sensitive bell-end!
Oh,hell,I didn't think I was gonna quit spewing my load.The sweat was
rolling of me as uncle's soaked tongue swirled around my piss-hole,lapping
up the chunks of boy-goo which oozed out of the piss-hole.

"Yeah,nasty paedo'-dad,swallow up his fuckin' boy-muck,you fuckin' love
it,you dirty nasty old fart"

All this nasty perverted talk from a kid was soooooo damn kinky.And uncle
Tony seemed to love it `cause he was slurping away like a puppy on a teat.

Then,seemingly out of nowhere,a voice called out,

"Wel,well,well,what have we got here,then?"

I looked over to the door and there was my dad,stood against the
door-frame,arms folded with a wide grin,like someone who'd just won the
Lottery! My 1st reaction was 'well that's me for a good slapping'.But then
I noticed a sizeable bulge at the front of his grey tracky pants and
quickly realised my dad,like his dirty brother was a boy-lover too!

"Seems the dirty shit runs in the family,eh Tony? You just can't leave the
soddin' boy-cocks alone can you? And now you've roped in my kid to fill
your dirty mouth with his junk.Fuckin' well done mate"

Coming over to where the three of us were my dad put his big strong arm
round my bare shoulder and giving me a hefty squeeze he growled,

"Right kid,me next"



I haven't written anything for Nifty in quite some time due to failing
health so I'm not sure just how often I'll be able to write more.But feel
free to e-mail your comments,positive or negative,and I will reply to all
who do e-mail.

jpdixon1@hotmail.com