Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2007 14:43:34 +0100
From: johnnymanipulator@lavabit.com
Subject: Idiot Brother

Andy knew he was going to show himself up again that weekend. It was always
the same when he went to visit his brother, his gay brother, and his
boyfriend.

	'Oh god,' he said to himself as he rang their doorbell and stood on
their step. 'Don't fuck up, don't fuck up, don't fuck up...' Andy had a
history of humiliating himself in front of his brother and his
boyfriend. It seemed like every time he saw them he acted
inappropriately. The thing was, Andy was actually the nicest guy you could
wish to meet - kind, considerate, polite, funny, clever. But for some
reason, whenever he saw his brother he acted like a moron and an
insensitive, clumsy prick. But something always happened - some string of
unlikely circumstances would occur, and his brother would stumble in
catching him at the most unfortunate moment, doing something Andy couldn't
even begin to explain. He blushed. Through the frosted glass he saw a
figure come to the door, and then it was open and his younger brother, Tim,
was standing there all smiles, arms outstretched for a hug. They
embraced. Andy was always amazed how quickly his brother seemed to forgive
and forget these outrages he perpetrated.

	'Hey! Come in! How are you? Let me take your bag...' Tim shepherded
his older brother into his kitchen, where his partner Pedro was there,
compact and eager, making some outrageously healthy-looking smoothie. Pedro
winked at Andy, Andy nodded back, embarrassed. Last time he had seen these
two fit young guys they'd had to extricate his engorged penis from a vacuum
pump that it had accidentally become trapped inside. It had taken Pedro and
Tim ages to prise his swollen dick from the clear plastic tube, the three
of them staring at Andy's hugely expanded member as they tried to ease it
free. And it had been such a random series of events that had led to Andy's
cock being stuck in there, he hadn't even bothered to explain.

For some reason, every time he visited Tim and Pedro his cock would get
massively hard and stay like that the entire stay. For a shy heterosexual
man this was hugely embarrassing and inexplicable. And his last visit had
been no different. A whole weekend of hanging around with the fit young gay
couple with his hardon obscenely tenting his jeans, even when they went out
together to bars or parks. The bloody thing wouldn't go down. It had
occurred to him that this could be a side effect of the health-giving
smoothies Pedro gave him, as soon after drinking his first his hardon would
start to grow and would stay like that, stiff and bouncy as a diving
board. Tim and Pedro were good enough not to say anything, but he knew
they'd noticed. And on his last night, he'd been alone in their spare room,
naked and drying himself after a shower. His cock still had this raging
hardon. He tapped it and it bounced around. It wouldn't have been so bad if
he wasn't so well hung, but Andy had a famously massive cock. Not that it
was his choice it was famous - somehow pictures had got onto the internet
of his hardon, he had no idea how, and before he knew it his mates in his
footie team, his workmates and his neighbours had all somehow received
jpegs of shy Andy's formidable member at full throb. Andy had no idea any
of this had occurred until month later - he was rather na•ve and missed all
of the references to donkeys made by his boss, elephants made by his team
and unplanned erections made by his neighbours.

So there he was, trying to make his cock go down before he got dressed. He
could hear the unmistakable sound of playful sex from the next room, as the
two handsome young men went at it in an uninhibited manner. Andy didn't
really know what they got up to in there. He couldn't imagine his little
brother having gay sex, mainly because they were so similar. Same pale,
freckled skin, big, tall, muscular hairy bodies, red hair and green
eyes. He liked to think of his brother as the dominant one in the
relationship. It was incomprehensible otherwise. But when he looked at
Pedro, who was considerably smaller, but had a steely competitive thing
going on behind his dazzling smile, he wondered how his essentially soft
brother could fend off his smaller but much more forceful
boyfriend. Somehow Andy's masculinity was a little affronted by his
brother's submission to this smaller, wilier guy.

He looked down at his inexplicable hardon, and the drop of precum oozing
from the tip. He panicked. The last thing he needed was to drip all over
the bedroom carpet. So he ran out into the hallway, stark bollock naked,
pretty confident Tim and Pedro were happily fucking. He wanted some tissue
from the bathroom, but before he could get there the other bedroom door
opened and he froze, then darted sideways into what turned out to be a
walk-in cupboard. He heard Tim and Pedro joking and the shower turn
on. Shit, he was struck in this cupboard now - why hadn't he just let them
see him? But he was so embarrassed by his big hard cock. He wished it was
smaller. It was no end of humiliation having such a big one. And now, fuck,
it was going to drip all over this cupboard... It was pitch dark, and he
reached out behind him to feel what was in there. Shelves of fuzzy terry
towelling - oh shit, it was the airing cupboard. And his cock was still
dripping. He felt around and found what felt like a long plastic vase. He
picked it up and slipped it over his cock to catch the oozing precum. He'd
have to wash it out later... Through the door he heard Tim ask Pedro for a
clean towel. Andy panicked, ducked down and squeezed under the bottom
shelf. It was hot, dark and stuffy. He had no idea if he was hidden or
not. His cock was still safely contained in the plastic tube. The door
opened, and he closed his eyes, hoping he couldn't be seen. He heard
someone rummaging for a towel, and then the door closed. Andy sighed with
relief and opened his eyes. He'd got away with it! And then he became aware
of the buzzing and tightness at his cock. A small motor was whirring
somewhere in the cupboard, and his cock was, if anything, getting even
stiffer. He reached down to rub his frustrated hardon, forgetting it was in
the tube. He tried to pull the tube off of his cock, but it seemed to be
trapped on it. Andy yanked it harder but still no luck, it seem to be
suctioned onto his dick, and his dick seemed to be getting ever bigger. He
struggled to his feet, gasping and sweating. The tube wouldn't come off of
his cock, and the pump seemed to be making his dick expand all the time. He
could feel the sides of the tube pressing against his now mighty
erection. He kept yanking at the tube, but all this seemed to do was gently
wank his ever expanding dick within the tube. He gave is one almighty tug,
overbalanced, fell backwards against the door, which popped open and he
fell flat on his back, naked in the hallway, grabbing at the huge tube
stuck on his penis. He looked up and Tim and Pedro were standing over him
drying themselves and looking down with looks of shock and bafflement.

	'I'm really sorry,' said Andy, 'but I seem to have something of
yours trapped on my cock.' Tim looked at Andy in a rather embarrassed 'what
are you doing?' kind of way, while Pedro tut-tutted and shook his
head. 'The thing is,' said Andy, 'I can't get it off. I know it's a bit of
an ask, but there's no way you could help me free my cock is there?' The
two gay men looked down at the big blushing naked straight man laid out on
their floor with his massive cock vacuum pumped to obscene size.

	'Dear oh dear,' said Pedro. 'What a state.'

	'Aaaaandy!' said Tim, with dismay. Andy shrugged helplessly. His
dick waggled. 'What happened?'

	'I'm sorry,' was all Andy could say. 'My cock really hurts now.'

Both naked gay men crouched down to examine his pumped cock. He felt
Pedro's soothing fingers on his nipples. Gentle tickling. He squirmed.

	'Your cock looks very big and swollen,' said Pedro. 'Unlike your
brother, who has a small one.'

	'Pedro!' whined Tim.

	'Shh, baby, we need to look after your brother's big one.' Pedro
gently circled and stroked Andy's large plump nipples. Pedro had this thing
about Andy being uptight, and he and Tim would always spend a lot of time
trying to relax him. Pedro had told Andy that in his reflexology course
they had told him the nipples were a really good vent for
tension. Consequently Pedro was always slipping his hands up into Andy's
shirts and gently fingering his nipples. They'd always been pretty small
and insensitive, but Andy had noticed that they'd grown and become much
more sensitive in the last year. Sometimes he'd wake up when staying over
at his brother's to find his nipples extremely swollen, erect and sore. He
couldn't imagine what had been happening to them while he was asleep.

	'You'll need to get some lubricant for his cock,' said Pedro to
Tim, who jumped up and ran to their bedroom. He returned with a huge tube
of lube. By now Andy's head was in Pedro's lap, his nipples still being
gently circled. He looked up into Pedro's eyes, who winked and grinned down
at him, and told him it was all going to be alright. Andy smiled back. His
brother's boyfriend was so considerate. And he had to admit, there were
definite waves of - something - radiating from his nipples.

He yelped when a cool, wet sensation tickled his big hot bollocks. He
looked down and his brother was gently teasing the clear lube into his big
balls. Andy sighed and spread his legs a bit. He looked up at Pedro again,
who was smiling down and nodding, like he knew just how it felt to have Tim
massaging his balls. And then his head was laid on the floor and Pedro was
kneeling over him, facing his hugely swollen cock. Andy could see Pedro's
cock swinging above him, and his big balls hanging there. He'd never been
this near to another man's genitals. It disturbed him a little. Pedro had
grabbed Andy's cock at the base to try to ease the cylinder off of it.

	'No, it's not moving,' said Pedro, and he pushed it down again. And
then he pulled again. Andy moaned. 'No, it is not coming, sorry Andy,' said
Pedro, who pushed it down again. He repeated this for a good ten
minutes. All this did was make Andy feel like his massively swollen cock
was being wanked. He also felt something else. The lube was oozing off of
his balls and he could feel the slow inexorable trickle in a straight line
down to his arse. He clenched his hole. The lube oozed down his most
sensitive spot, and trickled into the mouth of his clenched hole. He closed
his eyes. Despite himself Andy moaned and squirmed and panted a little. And
then something soft tickled his open mouth. He looked up, and to his
surprise Pedro's low-hanging balls were brushing his lips. He closed his
mouth. And then another drop of lube collected on his arse lips, and he
couldn't help but oooo and close his eyes again, spreading his thighs a
little too allowing his brother closer to his cock. Pedro's balls fell into
his open mouth.

Andy opened his eyes and tried to protest, but all that happened was his
tongue licked and tickled the big plump bollocks stuffing his cheeks. Pedro
moaned and lowered himself a little more, so that his arse was almost
sitting on Andy's face. Meanwhile he and Tim managed to slip some of the
lube into the cylinder and were twisting it slowly, making Andy buck and
writhe.

	'Your cock is really stuck in here,' said Pedro. 'I think it's
going to take a while to get it out...' Tim went to switch off the pump to
make his brother feel more comfortable and to make his cock deflate, but
Pedro stopped him. Instead he clicked it up a level, and the pump started
working harder. Andy would have yelped, but the balls were preventing
him. And then Pedro's soothing fingertips returned to his mysteriously
swollen and sensitive nipples. Hit tits, as Pedro called them. Oh god,
thought Andy, it was too much. His nipples - his tits - felt amazing in
Pedro's hands. It was so kind of him and his own brother to help him out
like this, to release his member from this contraption and try to soothe
and calm him. More cool lube settled at his hole. His tits were super
sensitive. His cock was incredibly hard and big. And his mouth was full of
his gay brother's boyfriend's balls. Andy was so embarrassed.

It took a good half an hour to release his cock, by which time it was
swollen to enormous size. When Pedro stood up his balls plopped from Andy's
gasping mouth. He was blushing furiously, saliva dripping on his face from
the big wet balls, his hands grasping his huge hardon and trying to cover
it up. Just the feel of cool air and his own hands on his cock sent him
over the edge and a spectacular fountain of cum jetted straight up in the
air and then splattered back all over his body. His brother and his
brother's boyfriend watched the eruption and there was nothing Andy could
do to stop it. He wanted to cry he was so ashamed. How could they ever
forgive him?

	'Oh god,' he gasped. 'Sorry, sorry.'

	'Not at all,' said Pedro. 'I was just glad we were on hand to
help.'

To be continued.

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