Date: Sun, 07 Jan 2001 17:23:23 -0500
From: Gay Kid <gaykid1980@hotmail.com>
Subject: My Guys, Part 1: Nick

I stumbled upon a great job two months after I started college.

I was asked to be the assistant coach for a high school speech (drama) and
debate team; the pay would be good, the travel extensive and, I was told,
the kids fun and outgoing.  Boy, what an understatement that's turned out to
be!

I was eighteen when I started.   I'm twenty now and, no, I've never had any
sexual experiences with any of "my guys" that I coach.  Nevertheless, I've
decided to put some of the conversations I've had and the stuff I've seen
over the past three years to pen because they blow my mind.  I'm amazed that
they've actually happened and, though, I've recreated the dialogue out of
necessity, I swear everything I'll write is true.

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I was talking with Nick, a cute, short sophomore with brown hair and green
eyes who was asking me to purchase porn for him:

"Come on, Sean, go get me one."

"Do you have any idea how much trouble I'd get in if I did that?"

"I won't tell..."

"Yeah, right.  You'll mention it to your brother or someone- and then I'm
dead."

"Dude, I'm horny, please help me out."

"Wish I could, Nick."

"Come on, I'll let you have first beats!"

"What?"

"You can take it in to the bathroom and spank off with it, man.  You know
you like to jerk it."

"Do you?"

"Hell yeah."

"When was the last time you did it?"

"This morning- in the shower."

"No way."

"I swear- lubed it up good..."

"With what?"

"Shampoo, of course."

"That stings bad when you get it in your hole."

"I know.  That's why I'm careful about that."

"You like to play with your sac too?"

"You know it: Sometimes I lay in my bed, spread my legs as far apart as I
can..."

"Why?"

"...Helps get at my balls better.  Tug on them so hard, pull on my pubes.
Feels really good."

"Wow."

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Try using a warm face-cloth on 'em."

"Cool."

"Man, will you buy me that mag?"

"Told ya, I can't do that."

"Shit Sean.  We both look at them."

"Yeah, but..."

"But what?  I haven't fucked in so long, come on, man, help me."

"When was your last time?"

"Three months."

"Who'd you give it to?"

"I can't say."

"She was 6 wasn't she?" I said, grinning.

"Fuck you. He's my cousin and he's 14."

"You're gay?"

"Hell no, but he wanted it."

"Oh, so you're bi?"

"Does it matter?  I think I'm straight."

"But you fuck guys?"

"A hole is a hole- I was drunk, he bent over, he was tight.  What do you
expect me to do?"

So you gave it to him doggy style?"

"Naw, put his legs on my shoulder."

"He like it?"

"He wanted it hard."

"I'm sure you obliged."

"Of course."

"What if your mom caught you?"

"No chance.  She was out of town."

"Oh."

"So you did him in his bed?"

"Oh yeah!"

"Didn't that get a little messy?"

"Just when I jizzed on his back..."