Date: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 05:45:04 -0500 From: Naked Guy <ihateclothes@gmail.com> Subject: Life of a Twisted Twin Part 4 (Remember, your donations allow everyone to enjoy this and other stories--please consider a donation to Nifty.org) Life of a Twisted Twin Part 4 (Fiction/fantasy, teen/college romance, incest) After Day 2 of our after-school detention, JJ and I had finished cleaning the main equipment room. When Coach came to inspect our work at then end of the hour, I was sure he was going to set us free for the rest of the week. Instead, he found more "shit work" for us to do. We found out there were two other smaller closets in the Gym Building that were packed with old stuff and even dirtier than the main equipment room. He asked us to clean out the two and organize them. One was just a simple, long closet...the other was slightly larger with many shelves that reached to its extended ceiling. On that day, all we did is pull the stuff out into the hallway to see what was inside. We swept them out and then pushed the stuff back inside with the intention to organize the next day. Amazingly, we managed to say two words among us the entire time. JJ rarely looked me in the eyes and that bugged me. Regardless of the tension between us, we managed to get Coach's "busy work" done and left after he dismissed us. On the third day, we actually talked because we had to figure out what to put in all of the shelves in the bigger closet. He found a step stool somewhere and we began to place things in the lower shelves. We didn't think it out well because we had lots of heavy stuff left over to put in the higher shelves. We discussed it would be a good way of getting back at the coach for someone to discover later that all the heavy shit was up high. So, I got on the step stool and told him to lift the stuff up to me. I filled the shelves from the middle going upward. There were boxes of antiquated gym gear, boxing gloves, paper towels, old barbells, etc. He was acting less lazy and eager to get it all done like me. I did notice out of the corner of my eye that he would look right up at me while I shoved something in a shelf, but when I moved to grab something new from him, he looked down to the ground. It thought it was a shame he was such a jerk...he was really cute in a rebel kind of way. He had dark circles under his eyes that made him look mysterious under the light of a single light bulb. I imagined him dressed all in black. I noticed his forehead began to sweat the more lifted stuff to me. It was probably the most work he'd done in ages. Eventually, he looked worn out, but he had one huge and heavy box to lift up to me. It was too wide to fit anywhere but on the open top shelf. I heard him grunt and then lifted it up slowly to me. I grabbed it securely and slowly lifted it upward toward the shelf. Then we heard a pop and the stool underneath me fell sideways. The box fell behind me and banged against the other shelves. I had no time to react but to try to grab onto a shelf. My hand immediately slipped off the dusty surface. I felt two arms grab my waist--he tried to catch me! We both fell backwards onto the floor and a small stack of rubber mats. The mats saved his head from smashing into the concrete floor. All of that happened instantaneously...so quickly that when I realized the stool had collapsed, I only knew next that I was on the floor in his arms--I was on top of him with two inches between our faces. For one split second I felt his warm breath on my face and he looked deeply into my eyes. I tried to get up again and fell to his left side. He burst out laughing. At first I thought he was laughing at me. Then I saw the look on his face was more innocent. He was just laughing at the absurdity of what had just happened. Then I started laughing immediately. Coach appeared and was frantically helping us up. "I heard the crash," he said. "It was an accident sir, we weren't fighting!" JJ immediately said defensively. "Are you guys okay?" The twisted remains of the step stool lay next to us. The wide box had burst open and its junky contents were exposed. Coach helped up both get off the floor. I saw that the leg of the stool was cracked. I could tell Coach Martinez felt bad about us nearly getting badly hurt. "You guys can call it a day. I'll see you both in class tomorrow." I was relieved to get to leave a half hour early. As I got my gym bag and headed out meet Jeff, I thought about lying on top of JJ for that brief moment. In fact, I couldn't stop thinking about it. As we rode home, I quietly replayed the events of the last hour in my head. Jeff was telling me about some dumb girl throwing up in his Biology class but I didn't pay attention. I looked down and saw my crotch was tented with an erection. I nervously moved my gym bag over it and acted more interested in Jeff's story. - - - On Thursday, JJ and I finished the smaller closet. It was quite easy. There was almost a friendly tone between us as we did the last of the grunt work. After we were done, we each just sat on a crate until Coach came to inspect our work. We didn't say much, but there was no tension. I sat there checking my phone for texts and he sat there with his eyes closed. "Yeah, I'm tired too." "I didn't sleep so good last night," he said. He didn't elaborate. Instead, he just sort of stared at the cinderblock wall introspectively. "I'm ready for supper and a nap!" I said. He looked me in the eyes again. It was a sad, yet cynical expression in his eyes. It was like an expression of someone who's jaded yet sympathetic. When he looked down again to the ground, I felt my dick swelling in my pants. I had to shift positions to hide it. Just then, Coach came back to dismiss us. We hoped he was going to say we were done with our punishment, but instead, he just said, "See you two tomorrow, guys." - - - Dad cooked supper that evening. He made BLT sandwiches for us with potato chips on the side. He seemed to be preoccupied again while we ate. After eating, Jeff and I went to my room to play some video games. For once, I had no homework to do. As we sat there playing, neither of us spoke for the longest other than yelling at the screen. I heard the loud click of yet another beer can pop top being opened. "You think dad's really worried about his job?" Jeff asked out of the blue. "I'm not sure dude, but he's acted kind of odd." I noted. "Yeah, or maybe he needs to get laid." "I don't know." "You think he's got a fuck buddy or is seeing that skank woman again?" Jeff asked. "I haven't heard him on the phone with her. He's come home every day without going out." We stayed quiet for a while after that. When we were done with that game (I won), I turned everything off. "He's gotta be horny. He almost never jacks off that we know of. He was used to getting some tail from Dave and Dean anytime he wanted it. I wonder if he misses that." I said. "I'm sure he does. He's either horny, dating someone, or worried about his job. But he's not going to tell us. He never talks about deep stuff." "Yeah, I know." I agreed. "Speaking of horny..." Jeff said. "You wanna sixty nine?" "Sure," I said. I laid flat on my back on the bed and my brother flipped his long leg over my torso and backed his crack to my nose. The curly blond ass hair ringlets hovered over my nostrils. I inhaled to smell his scent. "I take it you wanna get eaten first?" "You mind bro?" "Okay," I said. He backed his butt onto my face and I began to suck on his anus. It tasted salty. My tongue cleared the small bit of lint and swallowed it. I wiggled my tongue to get it inside as far as it would go. I kept my mouth locked onto his butthole. He cooed and moaned before engulfing my dick. I closed my eyes. Out of the blue, the memory of lying on JJ on the floor flooded my mind. I wasn't sure why I was thinking of that prick again. Still, thoughts of that experience consumed me. I fantasized that I grabbed JJ and stuck my tongue in his mouth as our sweaty foreheads touched. I imagined us stripping naked in front of the coach without caring who watched. I started spewing in record time into Jeff's mouth. He was taken by surprise at my early cum shoot, but he sucked it down in a flash. "Hey bro, I need more time...keep on eating!" I kept on licking on Jeff's spit drenched chute while jacking him off. My hand felt dry, so I spit liberally on it and jacked the hell out of his dick. I felt his hole clench around my tongue and I knew he was finally shooting. I felt warm sperm squirting onto my stomach. When he was done, he pulled off me and licked his cum up. All was quiet for just a moment. Through the open doorway of the bedroom, we heard dad snoring from his living room chair. "Let's go get him..." We went to go nudge dad so he'd go to his bed and sleep comfortably. When we walked up to him in the living room, Jeff nodded toward the many cans of beer. Dad had drunk more than a six pack. "Come on dad, get up and go to bed." He groggily mumbled and then opened his eyes. "Is it morning?" he said. "No dad, it's only ten o'clock." Jeff answered. He stood up and we walked him to his room. The three of us were naked as usual. We walked him with his arms around our shoulders. "Thanks boys...you're the greatest sons. I'm so proud of you!" dad mumbled. "And you're kind of drunk, too...dad" Jeff said. "No really, I'm proud of you...my two fucking hot sons." Dad burped and then I felt his hand slide to my ass. I looked down and his other hand was on Jeff's left cheek. The touch of dad's rough hand felt electric. He began to stagger some as we reached his room. Once next to his bed, he playfully fell forward dragging us with him. "Good night dad!" we said. "Oh no, don't leave me boys...stay with me. Please don't go..." Jeff and I exchanged glances and he shrugged his shoulders. "Okay dad, we'll sleep in here tonight." "Oh good..." he said and burst out laughing. He rolled over on his back and pulled us next to him. Then the three of us were on his bed with him in the middle. The next thing we heard was snoring. Dad was out again with an arm around each of us. Dad's dick stood at half mast. Instinctively, I put my hand on it. I stroked it and it slowly grew fully hard. Jeff stroked dad's ball sac. "It's so huge!" he said. We took turns playing with dad's dick and pulling on his low hanging nuts. I ran my hand over his chest and belly. I was horny all over again. When dad let out another abrupt snore, we started chuckling. I looked over and Jeff was just as hard as me. I rolled over dad and got on top of Jeff. Right next to our drunk and sleeping dad, I fucked Jeff as we made out. After our second orgasms waned, we lay next to dad's warm, nude body. His body was exposed...but I felt another part of him was exposed. He seemed vulnerable in his drunken state. - - - The school day went by quickly on Friday. When P.E. class came around, we watched two videos on stretching exercises. Following that, we had to demonstrate them to the coach. The final bell rang and JJ and I stayed in our gym clothes while everyone else dressed. It was our last day of detention and I was so glad. Getting home an hour later each day had interrupted my normal routine of homework, eating, and sitting on my ass. After all the guys had cleared the gym, JJ and I waited for Coach in his office. I told him that I was glad it was Friday and our last day of the detention bullshit. He just nodded and didn't make eye contact. The more time I'd spent with him, I detected that his personality was quite complicated. The coach suddenly appeared and told us to follow him. He led us to the weight room. "Johnson, show JJ your workout routine. You both do two sets and you can leave." He walked off without seeing our surprised reaction. "I guess this is part of his 'making us interact and be buddies' crap," JJ said. "Yeah, probably." I laughed. "I know you're a lazy ass so let's get it over with." He just laughed. I sat on the chest press machine and he just stared at me. After I finished twelve reps, I got up. "Don't worry dude, I won't expect you to handle this weight," I said and began pulling off some of the weights to make it lighter for him." "Hey man, I'm no pussy...I'll do whatever you do!" he said. I put the weights back on the rack and moved out of his way. He lay down on the bench of the machine and concentrated for a minute. Then, he slowly began doing presses. He did fine until his ninth and then he had to stop. "Lift dude, I'll spot you." I said. I stood at an angle that I could pull up on the handles if he began to strain. He pushed up hard and I pulled the wait up to let him finish the tenth rep. He didn't thank me or anything, but didn't seem mad. We moved on to the rest of the machines and his ego allowed for him to complete as many reps as I did. I began to see a slight competitive streak in him that I hadn't noticed before. When we finished the first sets of my routine, I could have easily done another full set but I felt bad for him. I told him I usually do half the reps on my second set. So, we did all the same exercises again but with fewer reps. I managed to egg him on and get him to squeeze in some extra reps to try to "one up" me. I was surprised to realize I was actually enjoying working out with him. "I do crunches last," I said as I got down on the mat. "I better watch out...this is how this whole mess started!" he joked. "Don't knock me in the floor again!" He plopped down on the mat next to me. He tried to mimic what I was doing, but his gut was in the way. "Here, I'll hold your feet." I said. "You don't need to move your whole upper body up...just flex the abs." Unsure of himself, he began his crunches. When he was doing them correctly, I moved next to him and did my own. Now and then, our shoulders touched. I was in a sleeveless shirt; he was in a plain white tee. Before I was done, he tired out and let out a huge sigh. "I'm done dude...this kicked my ass!" I stopped and rolled onto my side. He was lying there with his shoulders behind his head. He looked incredibly sexy. It worked with Antonio...so I went with my instinct and did it. I leaned over and kissed him. My lips pressed against his wider lips which were warm and wet. I closed my eyes for a second and when I felt no reciprocation from him, I sat up and jerked away. He had a startled look on his face. I was freaking and instantly regretted what I did. "I'm s-s-sorry dude!" It was the first time I had stuttered in years. He started chuckling. He slowly sat up and looked me in the eyes and smiled. He didn't appear to be upset. "You're not mad?" I said shakily. He just reached out and pulled me down to the mat and rolled over on me. His tongue was in my mouth instantly and we kissed hard. I took no breaths until the kiss was over. "Oh my god..." I said. "Oh my god is right! What made you do that?" he said. "I think you're hot, asshole!" I said bluntly. We heard footsteps coming down the hall and clumsily pulled away from each other. We'd separated in the nick of time. Coach Martinez was standing over us. "Ok, so you guys went a week without killing each other. You guys gonna act right from now on?" he asked. "Yes, sir." we said in unison. "You two get going...the janitor is waiting to mop in here." We stood up and the coach was gone. I suddenly felt very awkward. JJ grabbed his backpack from the floor and hurriedly walked off. I wanted to talk to him about what had just happened, but he just left. I felt very emotional...nervous and excited. I looked at the clock--it was about fifteen minutes beyond the time that I was supposed to be meeting Jeff at the car. As we exited the weight room, the old janitor looked hatefully at me. I wondered if he'd been watching us the whole time. I stopped at the water fountain to drink. JJ was nowhere in sight after I wiped my mouth on my shirt and looked around. When I got outside, I saw Jeff leaning against the car looking more irritable then ever. "Dude, I thought you were gonna get to leave early but you got out even later than usual. Thank god it's over today." He peeled out of the parking lot. In the distance, I saw JJ walking home. I didn't dare ask Jeff to give him a ride. - - - The next week passed by quickly, but everything felt weird. Whenever I saw JJ in the hall he awkwardly looked away. When he was with Rich or some other loser, he just looked mad or looked down. Midway through the week there was gossip about him. Apparently, his rudeness was transferred away from me but to other people. Rumors spread around that he told Elizabeth Crane (a large girl), "Get out of my way, you elephant bitch!" One of the nerd guys tried to stand up for her and told JJ he'd kick his ass, but JJ told him to fuck off too. I didn't understand him at all. I wanted to talk to him in private, but there was never a chance. If any guys saw us near each other in the gym, they watched to see if another fight was gonna brew up. On Friday, I finally spoke to him in the far end of the Weight Room. "You know, they're just waiting for us to throw another punch!" I joked. He grinned. "Yeah, I can tell...I bet they want you to kick my ass." Then I spoke very low. "I found kissing you is better than giving you a black eye." His face went from it usual pale to deep red. He didn't react otherwise. "What? I thought you liked it." I said. "Be discreet dude!" he said. "Can I text you later?" "I don't have a phone," he said. "Email you?" "No computer..." "Hmm...Can I stop by and talk to you on my way to work around seven thirty or eight?" He hesitated. "Okay, but we have to stay outside." "Cool!" I said. He told me his address and I committed it memory instantly. The bell rang and I went to grab my bag. I frantically searched for my phone and typed in his address to my contact list. I looked around and JJ was nowhere to be seen. When I got to the car and waited for Jeff, I saw JJ walking home again. I thought to myself, "no phone, no computer, walks home...must have a strict family." - - - I was too keyed up to nap after school. I relaxed on the couch and watched TV with dad. Jeff had been picked up and taken to our high school football game by his friends. Dad was laying on the beer a little heavily as he had done lately. I looked over at him and he was opening his fourth can. Later, he moved from his chair to the couch. I looked back and found him dozing with the last can of beer barely touched. I tossed the empties and put the unfinished beer in the fridge. I kept watching the clock until it was seven thirty. I quickly got dressed and headed out to the car. I was extremely nervous...I had no idea what the purpose of my visit was--to kiss him again or just talk? I had major butterflies in my stomach. I knew of the street that he told me but I'd never driven on it. His side of town had ancient homes and was near the historic "downtown" area. When I got to his neighborhood, I drove up and down the street twice but couldn't find a house with the number he gave me. Where the house should have been was a vacant lot and then an old, abandoned house behind a bunch of bushes and trees. It was darker out, so I turned my headlights on. Then I saw him walking down the street. I drove fast to catch up with him. I slowed down and rolled my window down. "Yo...over here" I said. He walked toward the passenger side and got in. "I couldn't find your place." I said. "It's that one you passed twice. Not too pretty is it?" It was the house I thought was abandoned. He had been walking on the street instead of waiting at his house. He was wearing the same clothes from gym class and looked very tired and sleepy. I asked him if he wanted to go grab a burger with me and he agreed. We drove to a Sonic drive-in joint so that we could stay in the car. After using the speaker to order our food, I thought it was a good time to talk. "Have you been with a dude before ...are you gay/bi?" "Wow, you cut to the chase, man. I should be asking you why you wanted to kiss a bastard like me." "I went with the moment...haven't you ever done that?" I said. He just looked down at his hands that were clasped in his lap. "Why have you been such a dick anyway?" I asked. "I'm really sorry for teasing you when were kids. I don't know. I thought it was funny back then." "And so? Why now...what did I do to you?" "I don't know man. There I saw you for the first time in ages and saw how hot you looked. I got mad." "Mad at what?" I asked "I often get made at 'perfect people'. Those of you with a perfect face, perfect body, popular as fuck..."He said. "Because you can't be those people?" He laughed in a cynical way. "No...because I can't get laid. They'd never want to be with me." He made a look of disgust and pointed at himself when he said that. "Oh, wait...you think I'm one of those stuck up guys at school?" "Well...no. But you're really popular. Both of you." A gal our age in roller skates rolled over to the car with our food and took my cash. She seemed rather friendly and looked over at JJ in a flirty way. He paid no attention to her. I told her to keep the change and she winked at me. We just ate for a while. Each of us chewed on our burger and shared some French Fries. I guzzled from the jumbo coke in between bites. After all the anticipation from my nerve racking evening, I finally relaxed. "I didn't even recognize you on your first day. How did you know who I was even? I look nothing like I did as a kid." I said. He paused and took a really long drink from the cup of Coke. "I moved here two weeks ago. Rich lives across the street. He saw me smoking outside and sneaked over to get one away from his parents. He asked a lot of questions and I told him I just moved in. When I told him what school I came from, he mentioned the "Johnson Twins" came from the same area. He gossiped like a girl about you guys along with other people he doesn't like. So, I knew about you being here before you ever saw me." With that said, he pulled out a pack of cigarettes from the elastic of his shorts and pulled a lighter from his pocket. He opened the door and stood outside to light it. I ate the last of the French Fries as he savored his cigarette. JJ stepped back inside after tossing the cigarette butt on the ground and stepping on it. He started talking again after he shut the door. "So, when I saw you that first day...I didn't recognize you really. But Rich whispered something snide about you and I just blurted out C-C-C-Cut..." "Shut up!" I said. "I'm not teasing you now...just telling you what happened." "And why does he have a problem with me? I don't even know him that well." "He said you and your brother are hotshot track stars. He said his girlfriend broke up with him because she had the hots for you." I tried to think of who he was talking about. I didn't know Rich had a girlfriend nor did I pay any attention to the gossipy girls that flirted with me now and then. "I don't know who the fuck he's talking about," I said. "You never answered my first question." "Gay, and totally closeted. I have no interest in pussy at all. I mean you can stick a tits or pussy pic right in front of my face and my dick doesn't twitch in the least. I take a look at a butt like yours and I'm leaking like a faucet." His comment made me feel really good--and horny. "I'm a hundred percent gay...zero interest in girls for sure." I told him. "I think about sex most of the day and stay horny constantly." I told him. " I slid my hand on his leg. "I don't regret kissing you...it was just an impulse and I did it. I don't know if I even like you as a person." I admitted. He looked at me with those sad brown eyes again. "Can I kiss you now?" I asked. "Dude...we're in public. Someone's grandma is right next to us." He said. "I don't care..." He just sat there and didn't say yes or no...so I moved over the middle console and pulled his face to mine and we kissed for nearly thirty seconds. "Whoa man...you're intense." He said. I looked over next to us and the two old ladies parked next to us were shocked--one had her hand over her mouth. Just out of their view, I felt his crotch and found a rock hard dick. "Is anyone home at your place?" I asked. "No, but I don't think that's a good idea...it's really a dump." "I don't care about shit like that..." I pleaded. "I live in a god damn trailer, dude." "Okay...I warned you." - - - With less than two hours left before I had to be at work, I drove us back to his place. I parked on the street because there were fallen tree branches on his gravel driveway. It wasn't until we got nearer to the front door that I could see there was a light on inside. The window was covered in aluminum foil with a small part of it pulled away to expose the light. He pulled out a key and twisted it in the door knob. With some jerking and wiggling, it finally clicked and we entered the house. A smell of dank wood and mustiness filled my nose. Only a small light in the kitchen was on. As we walked across the old wood floor, it creaked and felt uneven in many places. I could hardly see the furniture, but it looked decades old. Then we turned into a small hall and passed the bathroom. A small night light was plugged in was reflected in the side of the toilet. I could hear water dripping from a faucet. We stopped in the dark hall at his room and he turned on the light as we entered. My eyes strained from the sudden glare. His bed was a single mattress on the floor. Next to that was a closet without a door. About five or six shirts hung there with a small stack of underwear on the shelf above it. On the floor was a small boom box from the 80's and a stack of tattered paperback books. The cracked and yellowed light fixture above us made everything in the room look the same color. The windows were covered with mangled, old mini-blinds. "Welcome to my house...ain't it just beautiful?" I ignored his comments and pulled him to me. My arms went around him and my hands slid into the back of his shorts. I felt a slightly hairy butt. Our lips met and I closed my eyes. He hungrily kissed me and my dick quickly fully hardened. My hand pushed his elastic down further until the shorts dropped to the floor. His left hand moved between us and grabbed my dick through fabric. "Of fuck!" he cooed. I tried to pull his shirt off and he held onto it. "I'm fat dude!" he said. "You got a belly...but I don't care. Get naked!" He hesitantly pulled his shirt off. I quickly stripped and he stepped out of his shorts. Then we were both in nothing but socks. I pulled his hand and led him to his bed on the floor. We lay on the cool sheets on our sides and kissed some more. I saw the digital clock sitting on the floor and realized our time was limited, so I made my move. I nudged him to lie on his back. I sat on top of him and straddled his waist. His dick pressed against my crack. I bent over and kissed all over his chest. His was fuzzier than I expected--I hadn't actually seen him strip in the locker room ever. I preferred smooth guys (except for legs and arm pits), but he had hair in just the right places. My hands followed the dark strands of hair down his stomach and to his full bush. He moaned as I sucked his nipples one at a time. I had no time to explore his entire body, so I moved my head down to his dick and sucked it all the way in. It wasn't huge, but it was nice. It was uncut and the foreskin was rolled up around the head of his dick until I pulled it down. His foreskin put Antonio's to shame. When I put my lips against his cock, I was able to suck a piece of the overhang into my lips before going down. After deep-throating him for several minutes, I looked up and his hands were behind his head resting on the pillow. I pulled down the foreskin all the way and it smelled slightly fishy or cheesy. I let it roll up and flicked it with my tongue. To complete the job, I began pumping my mouth up and down on his dick with tight suction and played with his ball sac. He lasted no more than two minutes after the fast sucking began. His cum stream shot against the roof of my mouth in several strong spurts. I was amazed at the amount of cum he produced. I savored the flavor before I swallowed it in a single gulp. I moved up and kissed him softly. He pulled me tightly against his chest and belly and rolled over on me. "That was fantastic. I don't deserve it." "Just enjoy it," I told him. We lay there in each others arms until I felt very sleepy. "You want me to call in sick at work and spend the night here?" I asked. "I'd love that, but you wouldn't want to be here when my mom gets home." His last sentence sounded almost hateful. "Can I see you tomorrow night?" I asked. "I don't know man...maybe. It might be better to meet you out." "Okay, that works. When and where? I work nights on the weekend, but I'll come over anytime otherwise." "How about the same time you came tonight?" he asked. "That's cool..." "Okay, then meet me at the Stop N' Go on Jackson. You know where that is?" "Yeah...it's a deal." We kissed again and I had to force myself to get up and dress. He'd quickly put his shirt and shorts on again. His self consciousness was cute. I patted him on the ass and told him I'd see him tomorrow. - - - At work, I was in a glorious mood. One dude asked me if I'd just gotten laid. To me, I felt like I had. I worked energetically all night and felt on top of the world. When my shift ended, I went home to give Jeff the car. Once home, I ate, jacked off, and went to sleep. I slept perfectly. After waking up, I snacked on leftovers and watched TV. Dad had gone out and didn't leave a note or anything. Jeff had returned during the day and was sleeping on the couch when I was getting ready to leave. I tried keep from waking him up and quietly left. I didn't want to explain why I was leaving so early. I woke up relaxed, but as the time got closer to seeing JJ again, I became anxious. I hoped to suck his dick again. At seven o'clock, I was on the road speeding to our meeting location. - - - I waited and waited. I was sure it was just taking him a long time to walk there. After twenty minutes, I went inside the store and got us each a fountain drink. After forty five minutes of justifying his tardiness with all kinds of excuses in my head, I left the parking lot of Stop N' Go. I decided to drop by his house and just knock on the door. Surely, his parents wouldn't object to a friend just stopping by. I drove the two blocks and parked at the curb in front of his house. I got out and slowly walked in the dark up to the door. Just as I was about two yards away from stepping on the porch, I heard a woman yelling at the top of her lungs. "You stupid fucker! Why can't you do anything right?" a woman screamed. "Mom, it ain't my fault! The door just broke...it's so old!" JJ shouted. "You fucking idiot, now we don't have a god damned refrigerator. You look as dumb as you are!" That was followed by horrible laughter. "Just go to your room and get out of my face!" I heard the wooden floor creaking from outside as he stomped off to another part of the house. Then I heard footsteps coming toward the door, so I ducked into the bushes. The door opened and I could see her silhouette just barely. She began talking to someone on a cell phone. "Where the fuck are you? First my retarded son breaks our refrigerator and then you don't show up with my shit! Get over here now." Then her mood turned 360 degrees. "I'll wear those panties you like! I know you like it when I do that thing with my tongue." She was trying to talk sexy suddenly but it sounded gross with her cackling in between. She went back inside after she hung up and I hauled ass to my car. I looked back at the dismal house and my heart sank. To be continued... IMPORTANT: Please consider a donation to Nifty.org TODAY so that you can continue to get on stories like this! 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