Date: Sat, 9 Sep 2000 13:55:53 -0700 (PDT)
From: Bob Archman <Bldhrymn@excite.com>
Subject: Uncle  Jake 11

Uncle Jake 11

By Bald Hairy Man    e-mail  bldhrymn@aol.com or bldhrymn@excite.com

This is an adult story intended for adults. It is a fantasy, so I again
remind you that have done away with the requirements of safe sex, and no
gesture toward common sense too. This story follows on my earlier stories,
Snow on the Mountain and Preaching to the Choir.  They aren't required
reading, but it might help you to get to know the characters better.
Another story, White Tail Lodge deals with Clyde and Wilbur, the twins. If
you have any suggestion or comments, please e-mail me.


Of course I knew that there was no difference between my cock and
Will's. We are identical. I was sure that here was a difference to Mike.
Herb and Jake were talking and watching us, but leaving us alone. Will shot
off when Mike popped and they both looked happy.  We all rested.

"Are you boys ready for dinner, shortly?" Jake asked.

"I could eat a horse!" I said.

"My load wasn't enough to fill you up?" Mike asked.

"Mike, my boy." Uncle Jake said. "Cum is like Chinese food. Really tasty,
but you want more an hour later!" We laughed.

"I think it's a half hour later." I said.  "Or, maybe twenty minutes."

"Well, real dinner is on it way shortly." Jake said. "And it will be
filling.  Herb will be spending the night here, so we may have to re
arrange our sleeping arrangements."  We all returned to the house.

Mike got along with all of us. It was strange to have him there. He was my
age, good looking, thin, well built and handsome.  He was what most people
would want in a young man.  Wilbur and I weren't heart throbs, and Jake and
his friends were masculine, but not pretty.  I had sort of thought that we
liked men because no woman would have us, but Mike liked men too.  He could
have anyone he wanted. I realized that Ronnie, the trooper, was handsome
too, but he only arrived for a quick fuck.

Dinner was good as always and Mike helped Jake clean up afterwards. We
talked and went to bed. I slept between Jake and Herb. Wilbur and Mike were
on the floor in the other room. I don't know but I must have been getting
old because I fell asleep and didn't play with anyone that night. When I
woke, Jake and Herb were together.

After breakfast we went with Mike and spent the day hiking in the woods. We
didn't get lost. He had been on a farm and didn't know much about the
mountains.  We hadn't either at the beginning of the summer, but we knew a
lot now. I was surprised that we had picked up so much from Jake. When we
got back, Herb had left and Jake was working on dinner. Cal and Clem
arrived around five.

We showed them around the cabin and they liked what they saw. They must
have been on the same wave length as Jake.  All the equipment was in
working order and they appreciated the work that it took.  We had some
beers and sat down to dinner. Jake knew exactly what they liked.

"We never learned how to cook good." Clem said. "Dad told us to find a good
woman for that.  It's been a long wait. How did you learn to cook?"

"Never cooked until I got married.  My wife's idea of cooking was to put
raw food in a pot, turn on the heat and wait for it to get done." Jake
said. "I ended up cooking most of the time. I enjoy doing it."

"You're good at it too." Cal said. "Damn good eats! I've got no mind for
cooking at all. I can taste it but not make it."

"Funny, Mike's Mom was a terrible cook." Clem said. "She said she wasn't
raised to cook. She came from a good family."

"If I heard that once, I heard that a thousand times." Mike said.  "But,
you know, Aunt Alice was raised in the same family and she married a
wealthy man. She's a great cook. Daddy said cooking was women's work, Mom
said it was for the maid. I made peanut butter sandwiches."

"It's funny the strange ideas we have. Men do this, women do that.  It
seems to me that people just use that sort of idea to avoid doing what they
need to do." Jake said.  "Everyone is supposed to do only one thing, date
girls, get married, have kids and then die.  I don't see anything wrong
with mixing it up some."

"Do you miss not having children, Jake?" Will asked.

"Not for long! He said laughing. "I've enjoyed you guys for several months,
but I have a feeling that you're easier to take in three month periods,
rather than for the whole 17 years!"

"I think you can read my Daddy's mind!" I said. "And, maybe Mom's, although
she might not actually say it."

"Everyone plays the cards they are dealt."Jake said. "I hate to say this,
but I've enjoyed having you here."

"Well, I had no expectations!" I said. "But it's been great. I didn't know
I could do the things I can do."

"Like suck cock and fuck ass?" Mike said, laughing.

"I will admit that all that was a revelation." I said.  "Wilbur and I might
have figured out some of that out on our own, but not much of it. But I did
know that I was nothing but a know- it-all fuck up. I can do some things
now, get a job and make a living. There's a world of difference between
being fucked up and a good fuck!"

"Finish school, get a job and make a living!" Jake boomed. "Get everything
in the right order! "

"Right on! Brother Jake" Cal said. "I always told people I didn't like
school, but that was to please Daddy. He wanted us to work on the farm. He
didn't want us to waste our time on school work. We can't do nothing but
the farm now. I couldn't get a good job if my life depended on it."

"And it might some day." Clem said.  "If it wasn't for Alice, Mike would be
washing dishes in a fast food place in Wheeling. We aren't educated enough
or respectable enough to have helped him."

"Don't sell your self short boys!" Mike said. "This summer has been an
education"

"Sucking cock and fucking ass!" I said.

"I don't complain!" Mike said. Everyone laughed this time.

"I think we've all learned a lot!" Jake said. "I couldn't believe you boys
shared the same interests. I was ready to play monk all summer.  The first
time the boys saw my cock I recognized the spark. Clyde was drooling!"

"I wasn't drooling!" I protested. "Expressing an interest in an impressive
natural phenomenon, is what I'd call it."

"Damn it was big!" Wilbur said. "I don't know why I get turned on by big
cocks, but I do. When I saw yours, Jake, I didn't have any idea what you
could do with it."

"I felt the same way when I saw you guys." Mike said to Cal and Clem. "I
couldn't believe you were doing what you were doing, but I never wanted to
do anything more in my life! I went from "what in hell are those guys
doing" to "let me suck your cock" in about three minutes."

"You all are fast learners." Jake said. "I didn't play with men until my
thirties."

"Was that with Herb?" Will asked.

"Nope. It was on a lumber buying trip about twenty-five years ago. It was
dark and I was in the middle of nowhere when a buck jumped out of the
woods. I swerved to avoid it and ended up in the ditch.  I wasn't hurt and
the deer got away but I was stuck solid.  I figured that I was there for
the night, it was a lumbering road and was abandoned for all practical
purposes after nightfall.  It was cold and beginning to rain so I wasn't
looking forward to spending the night there, but I didn't want to walk to
the nearest town, which was about fifteen miles away."

I was pondering my situation when a green VW van appeared.  It drove by,
then stoped and drove back to me. It was labeled Ralph's Hairmobile. A man
got out.

"Is there a tow truck nearby?" I asked.

"Only Roger's, but he's closed for the night.  He's off to Charleston for a
night of drinking and whoring. Your out of luck until tomorrow. Come with
us, I got a cabin a few miles away. I can take you to Roger's tomorrow
morning." He said. "I'm Ralph, the Hairmobile hair dresser." A small guy
got out of the truck and told me he was Freddie, Ralph's helper.

"I was sure these guys were what I called flaming faggots at that time in
my life. But I didn't want to freeze my tail off that night so I joined
them.  I got in the truck and we drove five or six miles down the road,
then turned into a dirt road and came to a cabin. "

"It was rustic West Virginia on the outside and whorehouse baroque
inside. I was never so surprised in my life when Ralph lighted an oil lamp
and then I saw the room.  I have never seen so much stuff in one room, all
red, gold and black. "

"I like pretty things." He said when he saw the look of amazement on my
face. "Help me with the groceries, Freddie!" I could hear Freddie outside
complaining that he had wanted this to be a special night. Ralph told him
that you can't leave a guy stranded on a night like this and he would make
it up to him later.

I got a fire going in potbellied stove and Ralph cooked. The place had
electricity and even hot water, but no heat.  "Are you a drinking man?"
Ralph asked me. He went to a big armoire on the side of the room, opened it
up and exposed a fully equipped and stocked bar.

"I sure am!" I said. "And mighty thirsty." We settled down to a night of
drinking and eating. Ralph was a big man, six two or three, and would have
been impressive except for his swishy ways and voice. Freddie was
extraordinarily good looking, very macho, except for a voice that made
Shirley Temple sound masculine, and his height. He was barely five feet.

"Booze relaxed everyone and we ended up getting along well. Ralph had a
good sense of humor, and the most complete knowledge of speed traps in West
Virginia imaginable. He actually knew the schedules of the troopers and
each trooper's favorite places to lie in wait.  I knew a few he didn't and
I also knew some short cuts that he didn't."

"His Hairmobile business was a goldmine, but every minute he could pare off
travel was converted into another hair do.  I had never thought of a
hairdresser as hard working, but Ralph was.  Freddie looked on him as a
god. He was the fag boy child of trailer trash.  Ralph was as sophisticated
and worldly as he could imagine. Ralph was his ticket out of the trailer
and into a house with a foundation."

"That sounds like me." Mike said.

"I kind of doubt that." Jake said. "You're self reliant and strong." Jake
returned to his story. "We ate, the food was good and we kept on
drinking. I don't know to this day if I got drunk on purpose or if it was
by accident. I knew they were gay, and had noticed that they were looking
at my basket."

"It was getting late and I was getting tired. I said I'll sleep in the
chair, but I'd love a shower.  "No problem," Ralph said. "Just don't use up
all the water for us."  "Well," I said, "Come along and we'll shower
together." I couldn't believe I said it at the time, but it wasn't
accidental."

"Freddie looked as if he just saw Santa emerging from the chimney. Ralph
dropped his glass.  I wanted to retract the statement, but it was too
late. I figured, what the hell, the worst that can happen is a blow job."

"And that's what you got?' Wilbur asked.

"That's only a small part of what I got." Jake said laughing. "Only a small
part.  We went to the bedroom and stripped. I thought I'd play it cool and
collected, but Ralph and Freddie had a surprise for me.  They were A number
One specimens of man flesh. Freddy was a perfect man at 3/4th size.  Except
his cock, which was more than full sized.  Freddie was damn handsome naked.
We squeezed into the stall shower and Freddie immediate began sucking my
cock."

"I had always thought of my self as too tall, too heavy and too
hairy. These guys were hot for my body. I couldn't believe it. I had never
had a blow job, and that was a revelation. Freddie touched some things that
had never been touched before."

"We ended up in bed with Ralph sucking my cock and me pawing
Freddie. Somehow his cock ended up at my mouth and I sucked it. I was
shocked."

"It's hard to get used to some things." Clem said.

"I relaxed and worked my tongue deep in his skin." Jake said. "I felt so
relieved, like something had been missing from my life had suddenly
appeared.  I realized that cock sucking was natural to me. I licked his
cock head and Ralph licked mine. Freddie oozed some pre cum and so did I. I
was in heaven."

"This was your first time?" I asked.

"It sure was. I knew this was for me. " Jake said.  "I had been with Alice
for fifteen years and one or two women before that, but nothing came close
to this."  He paused. "It was as if I had been blind and could suddenly
see. A new world."

"We traded places and I got to sample Ralph. Ralph was hot and happy. He
oozed some pre cum the minute my tongue touched his cock. He felt me react
to the juice."

"You like the joy juice!" Ralph said. I deep throated his entire
shaft. "Damn it if I don't love a man who loves cock!"

"Jake's a keeper." Freddie said.  "But remember. You need to help me out."

"Don't worry. It's a long night." Ralph said. "Jake. I had promised to fuck
little Freddie tonight. His first time.  I hope you don't mind?  I need to
save my big load for him." He pushed me off his cock.  I was revved up by
then, and wanted to try more.  I must have looked disappointed. "Don't
worry Jake, we got lots of play time left for you.  Do you mind watching?"
I said no, so I got to see my first fucking."

"Freddie and I have known each other for six months. He's so small I've
been afraid to fuck him. But he wants it bad." Ralph said.  He had a large
tube of lubricant and began lubricating his dick and gave me some to
lubricate Freddie's ass. I didn't know what to expect, but I was so turned
I just did it.  I touched his hole and he shivered. Then I worked my finger
in and must have hit Freddie's prostate."

"The boy actually bucked and squirmed and moaned and cried. Freddie must
have had the most sexual ass chute ever made. I wanted to try it out my
self, but I was polite. Freddie asked me to hold him while Ralph screwed,
so he sat in my lap and I held his legs open. Ralph nosed in slowly, but
there wasn't anything he did that Freddie didn't like. And, I mean, like a
lot."

"Ralph was heavily lubed, and when his cock was in all the way some oozed
out and dribbled on my cock. I was going crazy. I was on my back with a
pillow behind me with Freddie sandwiched between me and Ralph. Freddie was
so small that when Ralph was deep in him, Freddie was licking Ralph's tit
and I was looking Ralph straight in the eye.  I couldn't get to my
cock. Itt really wanted attention by this time."

"Ralph kissed me and shot off in Freddie's ass. I felt him buck with each
volley that he shot into the love chute. Ralph pulled off and left me
holding Freddie. Freddie sat up, straddling me, moved forward and impaled
himself on my cock. Guys talk about a tight ass, but Freddie was tight, I
had to force my meat in, but it was very soft and warm. It was like putting
your had in a calfskin glove that was a bit too small."

"Did it hurt him?" Wilbur asked.

"Well if it did, he didn't show it." Jake continued. "There was nothing he
didn't like. He pivoted on my cock and faced me. There was no part, no nook
or cranny of his ass that didn't come into direct contact with my cock.  He
was crazed. I held him still with my cock as deep as it would go and he
shot off. I've never seen so much cum. I looked like someone had spilled a
can of clam chowder soup on my chest and smeared it around."

"I filled his ass too. But even with Ralph and my loads in his hole, he
must have lost more cum than he took.  I was worried that Ralph might be
offended that I made his lover cum, but he just licked the cum off my
chest. Freddie was whimpering things like I want to be your fuck slave and
screw me again."

"Did you?" Clem asked.

"Ralph and I alternated through the night. Freddie never got tired, never
lost his enthusiasm."

"That's like Clem." Cal said. "He's always ready for fun, and never gets
tired. He can wear you out."

"I just know what I like." Clem said.  "We used to play all night, but Cal
falls asleep too early.  Mike has been filling the gap."

Mike laughed. "I think I've been filling both your gaps!"

"Mike has a short reload time!" Cal chuckled. "When I was his age I could
pop and be ready to fire again in twenty minutes. It's an hour now. How are
you boys?" He asked us.

"I don't rightly know." I said. "I seem to be too preoccupied to time it!
I've never tried to do it all night long though."

"I haven't done it in years." Jake said. "The last time I had to force
myself to be interested. The odd thing was that when I was tired and not
concentrating I had a great orgasm.  My cock took care of itself! You guys
like marathons?"

"I guess you could say that. We did it first in a snow storm years
ago. Nothing to do for a whole day so we fucked our brains out." Clem
said. "We've never done it outside the family."

I'm not a brain surgeon , but I guessed where this conversation was headed.
We cleaned up the diner dishes and all ended up naked in the bedroom. Cal
and Clem paired off with Wilbur and me. Jake and Mike got together for the
first time.  I started sucking Cal. Like his brother he was a leaker and
showed lots of interest. You knew he was having a good time.  The long
blond hair that covered his shaft didn't even bother me. Soon I found Clem
at my cock and Wilbur at his. Jake and Mike joined in, so we formed a daisy
chain.

I had guessed that I should copy what Clem was doing to me on Cal, but I
couldn't figure out exactly what he was doing so I just did my normal. Cal
must have liked the variety, because he was oozing buckets of precum.  And,
I do mean buckets. I was in cum hounds heaven.

Jake called our for us to change partners so I got Clem.  My experience
with him at the search was good , and being more relaxed made it even
better. Jake had primed him so the juices were flowing.  Clem pushed me off
his cock.

"This is great guys, " Clem said. "But Cal and I wanted to screw a twin
first! I don't want to shoot the big one on the hor's d'oeuvres."

"They could fuck us first." Cal suggested.  "We don't want to force
ourselves on them if they don't want to."

"That's no problem!" Wilbur said answering for both of us. "You older guys
can go first as long as you save a place in your ass for us!" Everyone
laughed.

"Age before beauty." Mike said. "My ass is open for business!" I glanced
over and saw Jake's cock inches from Mike's mouth. The cock was huge and
fully erect.  Wilbur and I had taken some big ones over the last month and
we felt we were experts at it. Mike was new, and I didn't know if he was
ready for Jake's donkey dong. Mike had been sucking on Jake's for the last
few minutes and he certainly knew what the coming attractions was.

We broke up the daisy chain and Jake got the lubricant out.  We were all
ready. Everyone was rock hard and oozing. It was a good start. It got even
better when Cal slipped his cock head past my sphincter and began his
search for my prostate. I think he knew exactly where it was but just
wanted to play with me. He eased his head just to the edge of the prostate,
nudged it a few times and pulled back. I was squirming so he would hit it
head on , but he always avoided it. He was a tease and he got me going
good.