Date: Sun, 25 Sep 2016 17:02:53 +0200
From: Solbert Berlin <solbert@gmx.at>
Subject: Uncle's Big Problem (genetic unfairness) Part 1

My dad died when I was 10 in a car accident. My mother never got over it
and to this day, hasn't been dating anyone else. I know this is a rough
start to a story, but it's vital for understanding, since I haven't had
anyone who could help me when I was looking for a relationship. You see,
I'm actually, if I can say so myself, a good looking 18-year-old guy and
generally funny. The only thing that's holding me back is my tiny
penis. It's not even 3 inches when hard and I have trouble keeping it up
since I'm nervous when I'm naked around other people. All I ever wanted was
someone I can talk to about this, but since I had no father figure in my
life and my mum's only advice being: "You are so nice, don't ever
change. Anyone would be lucky to have you", that didn't ever happen. The
thing was that I had no problems to find someone who was willing to date or
have sex with me, but once they saw me naked, they disappeared as quickly
as they could and who wants to tell that to their mom? I figured, since my
father had my genes, he would have understood my problems better than my
mom, who would probably tell me that size doesn't matter... Yeah mom, I saw
that big dildo of yours that you were trying to hide, you are not fooling
anyone.

Let's get to the important part, shall we? Cause there's actually a twist
to this story. After over 20 years of self-hatred, keeping my virginity and
now having a reputation around college, I was feeling very depressed. All
the others seemed to get lots of 'action' while I stayed in my dorm alone
every weekend. I went to the gym quite often, since I figured a nice body
could help me with attracting attention, but I was even too shy to use the
showers provided there and went straight home for showering.

But, one day I got an exciting call from my mom.

"You won't believe this now, but... I don't even know how to tell you." My
mom said.

"What mom?"  I asked, expecting something underwhelming as usual when my
mom got excited about something which she absolutely had to tell me.

"So today I got a call from somewhere in England and the man on the other
end of the line introduced himself and began to ask me weird questions
about your dad."

"Okay..." I said, "And you didn't actually give him any information, did
you mum?"

"Oh..., well yes" I rolled my eyes.

"BUT!" she said with enthusiasm "Everything is alright since, you see, it
was actually your uncle, who I was talking to!"

"Wait, what?"

"Yes your father told me about him. Apparently your grandfather was in a
relationship with another woman, when he lived in England, before he met
your grandmother. Your dad told me about it, but he didn't ever mention his
half-brother."

I was shocked and couldn't even speak. My mother continued:

"So we'll meet in a few days, since he's on a business trip to another
state nearby and said that he wanted to meet us for years. Since your dad
passed away he wants to meet you and see if you two share any similarities
with him."

I was still very sceptical of all this, but my mom wasn't stupid and
wouldn't fall for a cheap trick like this, so she must've confirmed his
identity in some way, maybe even by talking with grandpa... I would've
loved to hear this conversation. Oh yeah, and that part about any
similarities interested me too, if he had the same 'problem' as me, I could
maybe work it into our conversation somehow.

"Uh yeah, if he's legit than I'll be glad to meet him."

"He asked if he could live with you for a week, since he needs to stay in
the city for some meetings, would that be ok? He insisted on a hotel, but
you have extra space, I'm sure"

Fuckin' jackpot!

"Ok, I guess that would be ok."

"Oh how exciting! I'll tell him right away. Bye!"

"Bye, mom" and with that, I hung up, my mind going wild...

I forgot to mention that I'm gay and that my father was actually a pretty
attractive guy, and since I am into older man, I had very high hopes for my
uncle to be a very hot men and couldn't wait to see if this was true. Also,
the only extra-space I had was my king-sized bed. I thought that since I
spent 1/3 of my life sleeping, I should value a bigger bed over general
space in my room.

A few weeks flew by and it was finally time to meet my uncle. Before he
came my mother told me on the phone how wonderful the time has been with
him and how she felt like being with my father again so I expected a decent
guy. However, she told me not to talk about his wife, or should I say
ex-wife, because there's an apparently pretty messy divorce going on.

I didn't know what to feel when I finally saw someone driving to my dorm,
in a very expensive car I've never seen. I was nervous as hell and made my
way down the stairwell, opened the door and before me stood the hunkiest,
most sexy man I've ever seen. Short brown hair, nice full beard, big brown
eyes and a suit tailored to perfectly fit his seemingly muscular body. I
stood in there in aw and after not being able to stutter a word he took the
wheel and said:

"Oh, so you must be Eric then? Nice to meet you!"

"I'm sorry, I guess I'm a little nervous. Nice to meet you too, I've been
looking forward to this! But I actually think, that you'd rather like to go
to a hotel, after seeing your car and expensive looking suit, I think you
are used to higher standards haha" What was I talking about? Fuck I'm going
to ruin everything.

"You mean that your only accommodation for me is a big bed for both of us?
Your mother already told me and since we're family, it will be alright for
me. I hope you don't mind?"

"No, of course not!" Ok... that came out a bit too fast and
enthusiastic. He laughed at my nervousness and we both went up to my room.

"Ohhh, back when I in college my room looked very similar. How nice, I feel
young again!" he said.

"I'm glad you don't mind, it's nothing special... Hopefully we have enough
space."

"I've been in the army for a few years back in the day and let me tell you,
this would have felt like a mansion for all of us, with this much personal
space." He laughed at his own joke, which actually took a little bit away
from the awkwardness. I felt like a little kid in front of such a man and
everything he said was so smooth, showing no signs of discomfort.

"I've been to a meeting in the morning and then I sat in the car and drove
all the way here, hope you don't mind if I take a shower."

"Of course not, make yourself at home and tell me when you need something!"

"Ok, as you wish" with that he took of his clothing one by one until he
stood there in just his underwear. I knew it wasn't ok to watch, but I
couldn't take my eyes of him.

I was disappointed that he chose to wear boxer shorts, you couldn't see
anything through those. They actually looked kind of weird, like they were
a few sizes too big and showed no signs of bulge at all. That made me happy
thinking that even a man like that, could have the smallest wiener in the
world. He ignored my stares and went straight to the bathroom, not too hard
to find since there's only like two doors in the whole room. He took a long
time to shower and I waited nervously for him to come back. In the
meantime, I sat up my TV and DVD player with the newest "Mad Max"-movie and
waited on him to be finished. I was already in bed when he came out,
wearing a new pair of boxer shorts with a towel on his shoulders. I
couldn't help but admire his physique, he was very muscular and had fur all
over his chest and abs. It was really a sight to behold.

"Oh you're already in bed?"

"Yeah, there's actually not enough space for a couch, so I watch everything
in my bed. Hope you like Mad Max?"

"Yes, I really enjoy those. I've already seen it in theatres, but we can
still watch it and chat for a bit, since we both know it." He winked at
me. Fuck that was hot.

"Sounds good!"

He didn't change into anything else and just lied down onto the bed, next
to me. The weight of his muscles caused me to jump a bit in bed. Fuck that
dude was massive!

We chatted for a little while about my life and about mom, what we went
through, all the good but also bad times. The movie was about halfway done
when everything was said and I started to feel very comfortable around
him. One of the sexually and romantically tense scenes in this movie came
up and unfortunately, he used that to change the topic to rather an
uncomfortable one. He asked if I had a partner. Sounds like my mother told
him about me being gay. Shit, could've used straight-acting to my
advantage... But I decided to spill the beans.

"Yeah about that, it's kind of hard to find someone these days..."

"Oh, I thought you would surely find someone! You seem very nice and have
been nothing but a good host to me. It's really easy talking to you!"
Another wink... that man kills me.

"Yeah I don't even have that much problems in that department, if I can say
so myself."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Eh, it's nothing, just a stupid thing holding me back." I absentmindedly
tucked at my dick when saying that and he followed my movements. All this
time I thought that I wanted this to happen but by now I really panicked
that it would backfire. Maybe I should have built a little of trust before
all of this, I would've been less weird. He began to laugh.

"HAHAHA Ohhh that's what you mean, yeah I got problems in that department
too!"

I couldn't believe my ears, was this really happening?

"Wait really? You? You look like a Greek god, nobody should mind whatever's
there!" What did I just say? Did I really tell this my uncle? Fuck.

He laughed even more "Well they don't mind at first but they don't see how
big the problem until I get naked."

How big??

"Wait, so how big exactly are we talking?"

"You're really upfront, aren't you? I like that hahaha. Well It's about
twelve, I think."

"Twelve centimeters? That doesn't sound too bad, that's totally
average. Where's the problem?" I was disappointed. I thought this would be
a great talk, but it seemed like he wouldn't understand my problems at all.

"Oh no, no. I meant inches. I thought I'd change it you 'freedom-units' for
you!" he said laughing again.  I thought he was kidding. Like what??

"You can't be serious?"

"What's the problem? I thought you would be built like me, you surely are
very similar in the body department, that's for sure. Did I beat you by an
inch or something?"

"Yea like by fucking 9..."

His eyes widened.

"Oh... I didn't mean to make fun of you, sorry."

"No, no you don't have to apologize it was just that I didn't even notice a
bulge or anything in your pants and that made me think that we might share
the same 'curse'"

"Well it's like 9 inches when soft and points directly downwards, so
there's nothing bulging in front. You should see me when I'm trying to
squat, that's an eye catcher, I tell you." Laughing again...

Fuck I felt terrible, I couldn't relate to him at all, but all this talking
with this man with a giant dick made me hard as hell.

"Wait but it can't be that bad. It must've come from your grandfathers side
of the family, since everyone I grew up with had never this much, uhhh,
equipment down there, from what I've noticed."

I didn't fuck around, I didn't even know what to tell him, so I just
uncovered my little dick and showed it to him. He stared for a while and I
thought he looked sorry for me.

"Oh, but that's a nice penis you have there." A nice penis? He talked like
he liked it...

He continued: "Have you ever seen tom hardy naked?" Pointing to the TV he
said: "There's a movie where he was totally nude in a prison cell and he
has a tiny wiener. However, that wouldn't ever stop me from approaching
such a stud." Whaaaaaat did he say?

"Wait, you are gay?"

"Well not really, I'd say I'm bi and that's actually the reason why I'm
splitting up with my wife. She couldn't handle when I was overcome by the
urge for another man"

I sat there in silence and didn't know what to think. The silence was
awkward as hell and all these revelations left us both kind of exhausted. I
just blurted out the first thing that came to my mind:

"Can I see it?" My face became red like a tomato, I could feel it.

"What?"

"Your ehm, gigantic penis"

"Haha yeah, everybody wants to see it, I know. I thought you'd never ask."
He slid of the blanket, but let his boxer shorts on. For a while I didn't
know where to look, I thought he'd uncover it but then I noticed the end of
the dick sticking out. Must've been all of my 3 inches that where dangling
out of his underwear.

"Fuck, that's a dildo. A dick that big isn't possible!"

"Haha, It's actually soft..."  WHAT THE HELL? My head is going to
explode. It was as thick as a cucumber but that wasn't even its final form?
It really felt like a "Dragon Ball"-parody where everything that's been
huge and muscular becomes even more huge and more muscular.

It began to rise.

"Oh fuck" he said "I better take those off, otherwise they might destroy
another pair of underwear." That was ridiculous, but I believed him 100%!

It was so fucking big, I nearly couldn't believe! It was nearly twice as
thick as a can of shaving cream and really 12 inches if not
more. Unbelievable! WOW!

"Ok so now I'm kind of horny, that dick of yours looked really nice, would
you mind showing me more of it?" He said.

I hesitated, since I wasn't used to getting this kind of attention from
anyone. But I decided to follow his instructions. I let it out and began to
stroke it with two of my fingers. That was really the only thing I could do
with it.

"Fucking nice!" he said. He took his gigantic cock with both hands, leaving
almost halve of it uncovered and began to masturbate. He couldn't even get
his hands around it, it was so hot. The contrast between our dicks killed
me, it was insane!

"How can you ever fuck with anyone with this thing?"

"Well that's the problem I was talking about. Nobody wants to try, they are
scared. But there was actually a guy once, you remind me a lot of him, back
in the army. He was the only one who could take it all. His asshole was
really, how should I say..., experienced but to me it felt like it was the
tightest ass in the world."

He stroked harder. It was unbelievably hot. Him talking about his past
experiences with people trying to handle his cock made him go wild and it
didn't take long before he and I came. He shot an impressive load, but
nothing compared to me. At least I beat him in that department.

"Damn kid, that was insane! What a load!"

"No your massive dick is insane, you don't even have enough hands for it!"
We both laughed.

"Now I'm going to have to shower again, what a big mess!" he said.

"Yes me too." And with that, both of us stood up and headed to the
bathroom.