Date: Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:42:36 +0000
From: Moore
Subject: Here To Help Part Four

HERE TO HELP
BY MOORE

PART FOUR

While waiting for Bob in the clothing optional student
lounge at Queer House, declining several generous offer
of a blow job from several resident and comfortably naked
fags, I thought about queer Stan, the insatiable cum
eater, and his most unusual problem with sucking dick.
I've known a great many unfortunate faggots with sexual
orientation adjustment problems and I've helped most of
them since my brother died. But Stan's severe addiction
to sperm coupled with his abject aversion to a dick in
his mouth was, to say the least, perplexing. It forced me
to rethink what I previously thought was a slam dunk
given for all queers.

Adam and Eve, ham and eggs, cock and balls, condoms and
cum; some things are just meant to go together like
straight guys cumming in a faggot cocksucker's mouth.

Bob arrived while I and a few other straight guys were
watching with amusement as a black and white pair of
faggots engaged in a red hot sixty-nine on the floor.
Interracial couplings are fun to watch, a mini slave and
master battle for who gets to be on top.

"I've had them both in my mouth, very suckable cocks,"
Bob said sadly, plopping down on the couch next to me.
"The white guy's dick is a thick, eight inch beauty. The
black guy's even bigger I think, though I haven't had a
chance to measure his cock."

"Then why the long face?" I asked. "If they're both such
great cocks to suck?"

"Because they're only inferior faggots like me," Bob
replied with a gut wrenching sigh. "One faggot sucking
another fag's cock...it's liking kissing your sister for
a straight guy.  I need a real man with a real man's dick
to worship in my pussy mouth. A superior straight guy to
put me down on my knees between his legs where I know I
belong; to use me for his sexual boy toy plaything, to
share me with his friends if that makes him happy, to
abuse, degrade and humiliate me any way he wants for his
fun and pleasure."

Notwithstanding any other problem, at least Bob knew his
place in the sexual food chain. "So what's the problem?"
I asked. "There's no shortage of straight guys willing to
use a devoted fag like you."

"Cum," he said softly.

"Come where?"

"No, not c-o-m-e, cum, c-u-m. Sperm, spunk, semen, scum,
jizz, cream...cum. I hate it. I'm a homosexual, a queer,
a pussy...a faggot cocksucker that doesn't like cum. I
love a cock in my mouth, need a cock in my mouth. I'll do
anything to suck a straight guy's prick. I know it's an
important part of a proper blow job, but I hate it when
a guy ejaculates in my mouth or all over my face. So, can
you help me?"

"Well, Bob, to be perfectly honest this is a first for
me. All the faggots I've known and helped never had a
serious semen problem. Some queers like sperm more than
others, sure, but they all gladly play the part of the
scumbag and let guys unload in their cocksucker mouths."

"Ahhh, you've know fags who suck dick, but have you ever
known a true cocksucker who knows his rightful place in
the world is naked and on his knees in submissive service
to superior males? That's how I was raised, from birth,
naked and submissive to all the needs of horny men and
their cocks in a town without women. Blossoming into a
queer came much later, in junior high."

"Perhaps you better explain," I said to Bob, settling
back comfortably for what turned out to be a remarkable
story, followed by a remarkable blow job. Though I must
admit that I violated a cardinal rule when using a fag by
respecting Bob's request not to cum in his mouth or on
his face; fags have no rights, remember, only the right
to do as their told.

The gay rights movement is bullshit and more dangerous
than most people realize.  If the fag population keeps
growing as it has and more fags get elected to the House
and Senate, what's to stop the congressional cocksuckers
from passing laws against heterosexuals. A law against
the fucking of consenting teenaged girls would put a big
dent in my love life.

So in a weak moment I agreed not to cum in Bob's talented
mouth, it was still one of the best pure blow jobs I've
ever had from a queer.

"I think I learned how to suck dick before I learned how
to walk," Bob began. "I have vivid memories of crawling
around on my hands and knees, from cock to cock, and
happily sucking until my belly was so filled up that cum
came out of my nose. The men laughed when that happened
and forced me to eat the sperm and snot mixture before
they let me suck another cock."

"Sounds pretty gross," I said.

"Yeah, it was. Right up there with the loads of horse cum
and donkey cum I ate and got showered with to keep all
the valuable animals happy and the men well entertained.
But a true cocksucker like me's gotta do what he's gotta
do to keep his pussy mouth filled with the cock he loves
and has to have."

Bob waved to a friend who had just come into the lounge,
a flaming faggot in a hideous sundress, who promptly
swished over to say hello. They exchanged sloppy, wet
kisses, disgusting, then chatted about some fraternity
smoker taking place on Friday night. "You coming?" The
friend finally asked when he saw the impatient look on my
face. I was here to help Bob, not listen to a couple of
fags bullshiting.

"Where is it?" Bob responded.

I couldn't resist the opening Bob had given me. "The frat
party's in her fucking, cocksucker mouth!" I shouted loud
enough for everybody in the lounge to hear. "Everyone's
cumming!"

Judging by the crowd's reaction not everyone had heard
the old joke before. Bob's friend gasped as the laughter
washed over him. His face turned beet red and then he
began to cry like a girl, black mascara staining his
cheeks. When I'm not helping a faggot with his sexual
problems, I do enjoy humiliating the queers.

"That wasn't very nice," Bob said as his friend fled.
"Al, I mean Alice only came out last month. He's...um
she's still confused, sensitive about being called a
cocksucker."

"Well, then let Alice come to me for help," I said while
unzipping my fly. "As for you, Bob, take out my cock and
blow me while I tell you how I'm going to cure your
problem with cum."