Message-ID: <212312Z13011995@anon.penet.fi> Newsgroups: alt.sex.masturbation From: an162363@anon.penet.fi X-Anonymously-To: alt.sex.masturbation Organization: Anonymous contact service Reply-To: an162363@anon.penet.fi Date: Fri, 13 Jan 1995 21:16:39 UTC Subject: Cool Weekend Lines: 141 Oh boy, wait til you hear what happened last weekend. Me and my friends got a hotel room for the hell of it because some of us were going back to school so we checked into a local Comfort Inn. We brought 2 cases of beer with us and a shitload of weed with us. Anyways there were 8 of us(all guys so far) and we were just sitting around goofing off drinking and smoking and then these 2 girls came over who frankly we have no respect for. Maybe some of us do but not me. Anyways when they came we all finished off the beer and we smoked bong after bong after(get the picture)? We all smoked combined more than a quarter and we were all pretty much screwy because alcohol and weed will do that to you. If anyone walked into the room they would be able to tell immediately that we were all stoned off of our asses. Anyways, a super obnoxious friend of mine, Mike decided that he needed to relieve himself in the bathroom. At least that is what we thought. My inner circle of friends are very open when it comes to beating off, I think I may have told you about us in a previous post. We can tell all these amusing anectodes about masturbating openly but no one will ever openly admit to it, even though we all know we do it. Anyways, to get back to what happened, he came out of the bathroom with one of those clear plastic hotel cups. At first I didn't think anything of it but then he started cracking up and we all took a closer look and his cum was all over the bottom of the cup. My first reaction was like,"Oh my god, how could you fucking do that!!", then I remembered that there were 2 girls present in the room and I looked at them and they started laughing. Then the weed's effect took over and we were all rolling all over the place laughing. After I was done laughing I had trouble comprehending what had just happened. Then I heard one of the girls shriek and I looked up and this other friend of mine, Quentin(we call him Q) who is equally as obnoxious had his pants down and he was furiously stroking his penis cackling. I think my face must have been beet red at that moment. I felt so embarassed for the girls in the room. For some reason we weren't laughing but were just staring dumbfoundedly at him as he worked himself over to a footrest and laid back on it. He then yelled over to Mike to get him another cup and he got on his knees and put the cup on the ground and leaned over it and after like 10 convulsions he got up with the cup full of his cum and he had some still hanging off the tip of his penis which got soft real quick. I sort of wish I was watching the girls to watch their reaction but the weed had me staring blankly at what was happening in front of me. Mike then compared the 2 cups of cum and he said that his had more and then he thought it would be great idea to see who could produce the most. We all debated on it and this other kid Brad grabbed a cup and brought it to the bathroom and he was out in like 2 minutes flat with a cup but it wasn't close to Mike's. The next thing I know this kid Adam, was sitting on the couch stroking his penis. I sort of expected him to half a small penis because he is only 5'2" but it must have been close to 7 inches. When he was close to cumming he wanted a cup but we ran out so we emptied a cup and he put it on the table and he leaned over the table and tried to aim it in the cup but the first 2 shots over fired and they landed on the table. I couldn't fucking believe it when he took his hand and swept it into the cup. We compared but Mike's still had more in it. 4 of us had still not done it and they were totally ragging on us for not doing it, even the girls had stuff to say to me. Mike then mentioned that I wasn't circumcised and no one else knew and they all totally wanted to see it. At this point I was totally stoned off of my ass and I didn't care anymore so I pulled off my pants and my underwear and I laid back on the floor and I tried to get out of my semi-hard state. During this time all I remember is looking up and seeing the girls sitting on the bed watching me as well all of my friends and I didn't even care. I looked down and I saw my foreskin sliding on and off and It totally turned me off. Iasked for a cup and I got onto my knees and I tried to finally get off. I ejaculated into the cup and let me tell you it felt so good. I must have looked like a fool looking up into the air with my eyes closed savoring the feelings but it was awesome. I quickly put my cup on the counter and we compared but Mike's was still a little more than mine. After that we smoked some more weed and we all fell asleep. When I think of that moment now I shudder to think of how I could have done something like that. I am really shy and still a virgin at 20 and you probably couldn't pay me enought money to masturbate like that in front of people especially my close friends. I haven't talked to any of my friends since I came back to school, but I bet some of them were feeling the same things afterwards too. Now that I look back onto it, I must say that I enjoyed watching my friends masturbate, which is strange because I am 99.9% sure that I am hetero. i enjoyed watching them when they came and their body would shudder and stuff. It was also interesting because all of my friends were circumcised and I was able to watch how they did it. At first I was like,"Ouch", after watching them roughly stroking it and gliding over the corona but it looked like fun when it became lubricated and stuff. Going right over the head of the penis isn't too easy for uncircumcised males because the head is over sensitive. Nothing that a good lubricant in copious amounts couldn't solve though. Some of you may have read a previous post of mine about visiting a masseuse and getting a handjob and being self-conscious when I came on myself. That all seems irrelevant now, seeing that I was able to stroke myself off in front of two females but that also could have been due to alcohol and drugs. Anyways on Tuesday I came back to school and was delighted to see that my package from Leisure Time Products had arrived and I got my anal beads and a feather duster. The first thing I did was get out my trimming kit and a razor and I shaved my ENTIRE pubic region clean and then I showered and I ended up watching pornos for the next 5 hours. I laid back on my bean bag and spread my feet and put them on the TV stand and I used the feather duster on the pubic region. Oh my god, if you have never tried this before it is a must, and I mean it. Shudders went up my spine every time the brush went across my scrotum and across the ass crack. I just laid there for three hours doing that while watching some pornos and then I tried to use the anal beads because I heard good stuff about them on the news group. However I could not fit them in and I searched the entire apartment for any substitute but there was none. I tried using pre-cum but I couldn't build up enough and it would dry out anyways. So I ended up watching the next 2 hours just stroking my penis. If you don't concentrate on it you can pound away endlessly without cumming and you can build up a monster load of cum. Any ways I was doing everything. I then had a good idea and I took off all of the keys on my key ring to see if I could fit it over and it fir perfectly. Not too tight but still good enough to stay on. After finishing the last movie I took a cushion off the couch and I put it right next to the wall and I got in position so I was supporting myself with my shoulders and my heels on the wall so I was close to vertical with my penis pointed straight for my face. Well I must say that it turned me on to know that I wasn't going to miss ejaculating on my face that it only took like 30 seconds before I felt the imminent feeling. With the cock ring firmly in place the first 8 shots jetted out all over place most of it landing near my eyes and then It was followed up with about 6 more shots. Oh man, I walked over to the bathroom mirror and looked at myself and it looked all right. However, it was a mistake to open my eyes with semen in them. All I can say is that if you want surefire total red eyes, wear contact lenses and ejaculate in your eye. I'm looking to buy some more merchandise from the Leisure time and I was thinking of a penis enlarger and an anal vibrator. I'm aware that the enlarger won't have permanent effects but I think it would be cool to see what my penis would look like abnormally large for a couple hours. Does anyone have any experience with anal vibrators? Id it really worth it. If I but one I want to buy the best and most expensive. Is it worth $35? Oh boy, look at the time, I better get going. If any of you have and comments or suggestions please write me back. Later. Oh yeah, one more thing, if you've ever done anything like I did last weekend I would like to hear about it. I wish I would have known that I would be involved in such a contest before hand so I could abstain from masturbation for a week. I would then be able to say,"Yo Mike, hurry up, I need another cup!". 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