Date: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:32:30 -0700 (PDT)
From: . . <mimic_ewe@yahoo.com>
Subject: I fucked myself - Gay masturbation

True story, no copyright claim, DONT read if your underage or have an aversion
to sexually explicit tales.

  This is a quick true story that happened this morning.  I went to bed very
late last night after watching some television.  My wife had to get up early
for a work function so she was getting up as I was turning in.  Lying in bed I
was thinking about a show I had been watching that had two gay men as the
central characters.  Drifting off I had thoughts of what sex with another man
might be like, something I had occasionally fantasized about but have never
done.  Without realizing it I was gently stroking my semi stiff cock to
homoerotic thoughts, but being really tired I decided against rubbing one out
and went to sleep.

        I must have been having dreams about gay sex because in a half daze I
woke to find myself rubbing my anus with my middle finger and pushing it gently
into my virgin ass.  I don't know what came over me but I had to know what it
was like to have something up my ass, and I need it right now!  I went to the
bathroom naked and with a full boner determined to find some sort of implement
to do myself with.  Perhaps a brush handle or some tube shaped item I thought,
when my eye caught my wife's lint roller.  It had a plastic handle that about
5 inches long and tapered with little grip ridges on it.  I grabbed it and a
tube of KY that I use with my wife sometimes.

         Jumping back in bed I lubed up the handle and my ass with a generous
amount of lube.  Lying on my back I lifted my legs up and over my head while
keeping my knees together, exposing my rosebud to the cool air of the night.
My finger resumed its earlier probing and poking but the lube made the
experience much more exciting.  My hard on had not diminished a bit during this
whole experience.  After fingering around for a while I shoved one finger up my
ass as far as it would go.  My anus muscles grabbed tight but then relinquished
under the incredible pleasure.  Soon I was pushing in a second finger ad a
third.  But I couldn't get deep enough with my fingers and grabbed for my new
improvised toy.  Lubing it up more I gently pushed the slender handle in to my
ass inch at a time.  Deeper it went until it seemed to get sucked in under the
pressure of my clenching manpussy.  I could feel it tickling my prostate and
making my erection even stiffer.  I pumped the handle in
 and out of my ass in this solo missionary position for about five minutes
loving every second of this glorious new experience.  Without removing it I
rolled over onto my stomach arched my back and raising my ass high in the air.
With my right hand I reached up and grabbed the body of the roller and
proceeded to thrust the handle vigorously in and out of my tingling hole.
  I started muttering    "Yess, yess fuck my tight faggot ass you fucker!  Use
me ass as your cum hole!",
  as though I was speaking to an invisible lover.

       I could feel the pressure building up in my balls and I knew I would
erupt soon.  Suddenly I remembered back when I was a teenager that sometimes I
would lay on my back and throw my legs over my shoulders to see how close I
could come to sucking my own dick.  I had been able to get the whole head in my
mouth when I was young but that was 20 years ago.  Still I'm in great shape so
I thought I give it a try.  With my improvised dildo still up in my pussy I
rolled onto my back and assumed to old position.  The turn-on of seeing thing
sticking out of my ass and my engorged cock head dangling just above my lips
was too much.   Amazingly I could get the entire head of my dick and some into
my mouth.  I sucked on it furiously as I pounded my ass with the handle harder
and harder.  Soon it was all too much and my balls began to empty their hot
steamy payload into my mouth. Stream after stream of sticky cum ropes filled my
mouth until it was full.  Pulling my cock out it
 still had several more squirts left and I proceeded to paint my face with
delicious seed.  For about three minutes I stayed in that position savoring the
most incredible jack off secession I've ever had.  The sticky cum cooled and
my deflowered ass released its grip on my new best friend with a plop.  I just
laid there in bed sticky and sweaty with cum all over my face and a flaring
pink rosebud.  I wiped some of the cum from my lips and gently massaged it into
my tender pussy and drifted off to sleep.

  I'm not sure how but I'm going to find a guy who will fuck me like I fucked
myself today.