Date: Tue, 13 May 2003 20:05:27 -0400
From: John Ellison <paradegi@rogers.com>
Subject: The Phantom Of Aurora: Dedication

The traditional male sailor was not defined by his looks. He was defined by
his attitude; his name was Jack Tar. He was a happy go lucky sort of a
bloke; he took the good times with the bad. He didn't cry victimization,
bastardization, discrimination or for his mum when things didn't go his
way. He took responsibility for his own, sometimes, self-destructive
actions. He loved a laugh at anything or anybody. Rank, gender, race, creed
or behaviour, it didn't matter to Jack, he would take the piss out of
anyone, including himself. If someone took it out of him he didn't get
offended; it was a natural part of life. If he offended someone else, so be
it. Free from many of the rules of polite society, Jack's manners were
somewhat rough. His ability to swear was legendary. He would stand up for
his mates. Jack was extravagant with his support to those he thought needed
it. He may have been right or wrong, but that didn't matter. Jack's mate
was one of the luckiest people alive.

Jack loved life. Sometimes he loved a woman, and sometimes he loved a
man. No matter whom he loved, he would chase them to the ends of the earth
and sometimes he even caught one. (Less often than he would have you
believe though) His tales of the chase and its conclusion, won or lost, are
the stuff of legends.

Jack's favourite drink was beer, and he could drink it like a fish. His
actions when inebriated would, on occasion, land him in trouble. But, he
took it on the chin, did his punishment and then went and did it all again.

Jack loved his job. He took an immense pride in what he did. His radar was
always the best in the fleet. His engines always worked better than anyone
else's. His eyes could spot a contact before anyone else's and shoot at it
first. It was a matter of personal pride. Jack was the consummate
professional when he was at work and sober. He was a bit like a mischievous
child. He had a gleam in his eye and a larger than life outlook. He was as
rough as guts. You had to be pig headed and thick skinned to survive. He
worked hard and played hard. His masters tut-tutted at some of his more
exuberant expressions of joie de vivre, and the occasional bout of Number
9's or stoppage let him know where his limits were. The late 20th Century
and on, has seen the demise of Jack.

The workplace no longer echoes with ribald comment and bawdy tales. Someone
is sure to take offence. More often than not, those stories of derring-do
and ingenuity in the face of adversity, usually whilst pissed, lack the
audacity of the past. A wicked sense of humour is now a liability, rather
than a necessity. Jack has been socially engineered out of existence. What
was once normal is now offensive. Denting someone else's over inflated
opinion of his or her own self worth is now a crime.

And so a culture dies . . .

				   Anon

Dedicated to those who will not let the culture die, to Peter in Rochester,
whose editing skills, irascibility, intelligence and dedication cannot ever
be weighed. To John in Columbia, SC, whose love of Phantom and all the boys
is forever genuine. To Bruce and all those who believe that Jack Tar will
live forever, if only in fiction. To David, the Nifty Archivist whose hard
work and dedication allows us all to live free, and write free of
restrictions or fear. To all the characters who gave Phantom life by their
irreverence and foolishness. To all the Jack Tars who shall live forever in
the memory of an old sailor. And to all who will keep the White Ensign
flying, if only in their hearts.

And, finally, to Hank, for whom I shall one day stand with Calvin, Hobbes,
and Josie, and say Kaddish.