Date: Sun, 20 Jul 1997 16:42:27 -0700 (PDT)
From: Man Lover <manlover@rocketmail.com>
Subject: Ass-Hound

Ass-hound

By Man Lover


I've had this thing for big muscle butts for some time now.  I think
it goes back to high school when I used to watch my friends whose firm
butts filled out their jock straps, football tights.  Can't tell you
why it was like that for me, maybe it's for the same reason that some
men have a thing for a women's boobs or cunt.

Anyway, my love for man-butt goes with me every place - it doesn't
matter where I am.  I can be in a grocery store and I'm looking at the
ass of a fine man who's pushing a cart through the cereal section with
his kids.  Sometimes it's late on a summer night and I happen to see a
jogger running down the sidewalk in skimpy running shorts.  I curse to
myself, frustrated that I'm not able to run on my knees behind him
with my face in the crack of his ass and my mouth sucking his hole in
to paradise.   I'd love to try and break his concentration where he
has to run to a hidden place and squat down so as to let my tongue
slither deep in his bowels where it belongs.

What's real tease is all those built baseball and football jocks
running around on the field.  It should be against the law for those
guys to parade their big bubble butts around like that - like someone
poured them into those almost skin-tight pants.  I'd love to rip them
off after a game and dive my tongue and nose in to man-ass heaven.

Yea, I'm an aggressive, manly ass-eater.  I like it a lot cause a lot
of masculine dudes wouldn't let me fuck'em with my thick 8" cock, like
they should.  They're wimps, can't stand the pain, can't let go of
their pea-sized machismo long enough to groove on a dude burying his
bone in their guts - with all due respect.  No, they can't handle
that, but they'll let me sniff around their asses like a dog on a
bitch.  Except one thing, they think they're the ones putting me down
by letting me orally work their butts.  They think that area is dirty,
and it's a put-down to be caught dead servicing a man ass with my
nose, mouth and tongue.

Well, they just don't know.  Cause when I'm down there, I'm all MAN as
well.  When I'm on my back and a guy is squatting his ass down onto my
face, I'm about as happy as a straight dude who's addicted to
cunt-eating.  When I'm down there, I'm like at a banquet, and a good
dude who lets it happen is like what a good chick is to a straight
man.  A good chick isn't stingy with her pussy, and a man with an
ass-hole-cunt is good when he ain't stingy about feeding it to a
hungry dude who's into sucking man-cunt.

I bet there are thousands of guys who're gonna read this while they're
at work.  They're in their suit pants, and their cocks are all hard. 
But best of all, thousands of fem and masculine dudes are getting all
twitchy and wet where it counts and fellow ass-hounds are salivating
thinking about it.

Some lucky dudes will get to go home and pig-out in the ass of their
man-babe 'boyfriend' or 'husband', others will have to stop off at
some cruisy spot hoping to meet that one, that right one who will let
it happen.  The married man will probably get a little 'snack' while
his man is fixing dinner.  He probably like his man to be naked around
the house so he can suck some nookie at will.  In the kitchen, his
babe is naked except for a cooking apron.  He comes up behind him and
kneels down on the kitchen floor like a worship at an alter.  He seeks
to meditate in the rear entry of his partner, and his partner will
have to have the willpower and concentration to have his anus sucked
open, and still do his part in fixing dinner.
They're lucky bastards.

I'd love to have my tongue deep up a fine dude's ass right now.