Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2007 20:06:09 EDT
From: Tommyhawk1@aol.com
Subject: "A Bit of Hillbilly Medicine"

			A BIT OF HILLBILLY MEDICINE
			   By Tommyhawk1@AOL.COM
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The knock came at the door and Dr. Pete Rhodie sighed. He'd been about to
leave for the night, and someone came knocking. He had to accept such
drop-in patients, in this year of 1884, some of his clients had to drive a
wagon nearly all day just to get to him. So he called out, "Come on in,
it's unlocked!"

What came in was a bit of a surprise, but a pleasant one. A very young,
very large, muscles overlapped on muscles, the farmer who was as strong as
his mule, who did all the farm labor and there was a lot of it, lifting,
hauling, dragging, until his body was enormous, trying to burst out of the
overalls and the shirt he wore six days a week. With him was the farmer's
wife, very young, so-pretty young blond-haired thing, wearing a blue dress
and pigtails, with lips as red as roses, the sole bit of primpery she
allowed herself, or needed, and that was overshadowed by the blue eyes as
innocent as a deer's and as beautifully liquid. The thing is, he knew these
two, he had attended their wedding a half-year ago.

"Teddy. Mary! Come on in, how's married life treating you?" His smile
wrenched in an impish style allowed a country doctor. "Can I guess the
reason for this visit might be a gift from heaven?"

"No, Dr. Pete." Teddy said. "Wish it were, but it ain't. That's kind of why
we're here, if you see what I mean."

"Oh." Dr. Pete said. "So, sit down and we'll start by getting to the bottom
of this." He leaned back, this was going to take a while. "First off, how
often have you two been having sex. After the honeymoon, that is."

He expected maybe embarrassment, maybe blushes or giggles and such. He
never, in his wildest imaginations, expected the answer he got to that
question. "What's sex?"

"I beg your pardon?" he said in return.

"What this sex thing you're talking about, Dr. Pete?" Teddy said in all
honest bewilderment.

"Making love."

"Well, we hug and kiss a lot." Teddy allowed.

"No, no, I mean really making love. You know, getting into bed together at
night and your clothes are off...."

"No, I wear my long johns and she wears her nightgown." Teddy clarified.

This went on for a while, but it finally dawned on Dr. Pete that these two
had no clue as to what sex was!

It was ridiculous but not impossible. This part of the state of Kentucky
had never had many people in it. Raised on isolated farms, surrounded by
mostly family members, a culture of religious fundamentalism making the
knowledge forbidden and filthy. Marriage surrounded by romantic and vague
sophistries, and the fact these two had married so young. Teddy was only
nineteen years old, Mary was barely eighteen (she hadn't been even that at
the time of their wedding). Maybe these two had actually gone out into
their cabbage patch at night looking for their children underneath the
leaves! Or had waited for the stork to arrive!

"Mary, dear," Dr. Pete said as gently as he could, "didn't your mother tell
you what to expect on your wedding night?" He had to start with the girl,
he'd learned that long ago. Men would never admit to not knowing all about
sex.

Mary shook her head and Teddy said, "I asked my Maw was there anything
about marriage I ought to know, and she just told me not to talk dirty to
her."

"My Maw just closed her eyes and started to praying." Mary said. "Real
hard, and when I asked her again, she prayed louder."

"Teddy, didn't your father sit you down and tell you anything about the
birds and the bees."

"Well, he taught me how to hunt quail and how to gather wild honey...."

"No, no!" Dr. Pete would have laughed, only that wasn't at all the smart
thing to do. "I mean, didn't you ever watch the animals on your farm, when
your father would bring over a bull for a cow you wanted to get a new calf
out of. Didn't you ever watch what the bull would do with the cow?"

"No, sir!" Teddy said firmly. "Paw would put the bull and the cow into the
corral in the barn and then we'd leave them alone in there. Paw said
watching them weren't decent."

"He should have let you look." Dr. Pete said. "You would have gotten the
education you need."

"Can you teach us, then, Dr. Pete?" Mary asked. "Teach us what we got to do
to have some young 'uns?"

God, how to pierce the veil of a lifetime of ignorance? He'd have to stoop
the level of the farmer, be bluntly honest. "Best way to show you is to
have you two do it. Right here and now." he said.

Teddy and Mary were scandalized. "Now we know better'n that, Dr. Pete!"
Teddy scolded him. "Ain't nobody supposed to look at a woman's naked body
other'n her husband. It's in the Bible, it is."

He'd encountered this before, he'd had to deal with it by means of
questioning and having his nurse do part of the examination. But how could
you teach a man and a woman about sex without having the woman even getting
undressed?

"Well, I guess I can do it if Teddy is the only one getting undressed."
Dr. Pete said. "You don't mind that, do you, Teddy? Just to show you how to
make babies?"

Teddy scratched his head. "Well, I guess that's okay. The Bible don't say
nothing I recollect about a guy without no clothes on."

"Fine, you get undressed and I'll try to show Mary what she has to do."
Dr. Pete said.

It took some time to take off the heavy boots and thick gray socks. Then
Teddy was unhitching the overalls that hooked over both massive breasts,
and let the bib fall down to his waist. Then the shirt had to be
unbuttoned. Dr. Pete felt a lump in his throat grow as he watched this huge
stud getting undressed. Damn, but Mary was one lucky gal, getting a big
hunk like this in her bed...and the dumb broad didn't have a clue how to
use it!

After the shirt and the overalls were off, there was the problem of the
long johns, and that was another even longer row of buttons, and then he
was peeling that off, and now the only suit he had on was his birthday
suit! God, the clam-digger he was swinging between his legs was
magnificent!

"So, now, Dr. Pete, what is it that I'm supposed to do to make babies?"

"It's..." Dr. Pete swallowed hard. "It's really quite simple. You have to
take your...you have to take it and...well," he swallowed hard
again. "Maybe it'd be easier if I just sort of...showed you?"

"Well, sure, Dr. Pete." Teddy said. "That's what we're doing, ain't it?"

"The first thing you have to do is to get it, well...hard."

"Hard what?"

Dr. Pete gestured.

Teddy looked down. "Shucks, is that why it's been doing that now and then?
I figured it was some kind of swelling I was getting. I'd let it alone and
it'd go away."

"You don't want it to go away." Dr. Pete said.

"But it ain't hard now." Teddy observed. "How do I go about getting it to
go hard for me?"

Dr. Pete felt mostly exasperation. How could any family, whatever their
beliefs, raise up two kids so buck-ignorant? In the country, no less!
Leaving the cows alone so they could mate in private, for God's sake! "If
you want it to get hard for you, you need me to do this!" And he seized the
velvety shaft! It wasn't hard, as Teddy had observed, but the length of it
was quite prodigious, even if it didn't expand further upon erection, it
would be a solid nine or ten inches! Dr. Pete gave it a few strokes.

"Ah, gosh, Dr. Pete, that feels really good!" Teddy said.

"You sure he's doing that right?" Mary asked her husband dubiously. "It
don't seem natural, somehow."

"It sure feels right." Teddy said with a good deal of feeling. Why not,
he'd apparently never done any masturbation before in his life, either.

"Well, the thing to do at first is to make it feel even better." Dr. Pete
said.

"How would you do that?" Teddy asked. "It's feeling awfully good right
now." And his cock was now standing out, and it had grown a bit more,
Dr. Pete judged its length at a good ten inches, maybe even eleven! That
knob on the end was quite a bit larger than the shaft, it was like looking
at an oversized round-headed nail!

Dr. Pete got down onto his knees, his hand still working that prong as best
he could, and then he said, "This is how I can make it feel better." and he
stuffed that huge knob into his mouth! The spongy glans was almost
form-fitting inside his mouth, he managed to shove it quite a bit of the
ways down his throat, and then he began to bob up and down on it, he
relished the feel of it and he enjoyed, too, the sounds that Teddy was
making. It was one thing to make love to a huge studly man, it was another
to do it and know that this was the very first sexual pleasure this big man
had ever known, that he was discovering the feelings for the very first
time.

"I don't see how this would make a baby." Mary said as he watched the
proceedings.

"Maybe you're right." Teddy gasped. "But I shore wouldn't mind doing this a
whole lot!"

Dr. Pete let go of the dong with a loud slurping sound. "Making a
baby. Right, now that your manhood is all large and firm and hard, it's
time for me to show you how to make a baby."

He fought his pants down as quick as he could, and Teddy watch as he
skinned them out over his shoes, not even taking them off. "What are you
going to do now, Dr. Pete?" he asked.

"He's learning you how to make babies." Mary chided her husband. "You pay
attention now, make sure you remember all of this."

"I'm a trying to." Teddy said. "But it's powerful hard to pay attention
with my stick a hanging out like it is, begging it to get stuffed back into
his mouth like it is."

"The doctor knows best." Mary declared. "He knows if anyone knows. Now pay
attention."

Dr. Pete got up on his examining table, lay on his back and spread his legs
wide. "Now, Teddy, the way to make a baby is for you to take that man stick
of yours and shove it right up inside of me."

"Shove it inside you?" Teddy was surprised at this! Even Mary gasped. "But
won't that hurt you, Dr. Pete?"

"A little." Dr. Pete admitted. "But it won't hurt very long, so come on,
stick it in me, now, before it starts to soften."

"All right, Dr. Pete." Teddy said. He put one surprisingly thin knee onto
the examination table, and then levered, with the other foot still on the
floor, to press his dong-head up against Dr. Pete's anus. Dr. Pete felt the
glans touching his sphincter, and he said, "Now, Teddy, you need to push it
in nice and firmly. Don't be afraid, just push on it, nice and steady,
don't let it slip away from where it's pointed right now."

"Okay, Dr. Pete." Teddy began to shove, as required, and Dr. Pete gasped
and gritted his teeth.

"See, I'm hurting you." Teddy said, his suspicions confirmed.

"Not that much." Dr. Pete gasped. "It feels good, too. Don't worry, just
shove it on in, you got it going now."

Teddy pressed on, and the glans popped in and as it did, Dr. Pete
groaned. "Ooohhh, oh, yes." he sighed. "This is the way you make babies,
Teddy, you stick it in and you start making it move in and out. Can you do
that, Teddy?"

"Sure, Dr. Pete." Teddy's face was wrinkled up a bit in his own
passion. Dr. Pete grinned up into it, and Teddy grinned back. "I reckon I
can do this all day long if I got to."

"You start doing it, and you'll know when to stop." Dr. Pete promised him.

That shaft went into him deeper and deeper. The cock was throbbing in
desire, Teddy was sobbing in passion, Dr. Pete was wobbling his ass to help
that shaft go deeper, deeper. The glans scraped over his prostate, and
Dr. Pete let out a howl of delight that made Teddy and Mary both start like
a pair of nervous cats!

"You okay, Doc?" Teddy asked anxiously.

"I'm fine." Dr. Pete said. "It just feels so good when you do that! Come
on, get to moving it back and forth, you're at just the right depth to make
me howl with how much I love it!"

"Like this?" Teddy asked as his muscular hips began to buck back and forth,
and that glans began to stroke Dr. Pete's prostate, and as it did, Dr. Pete
began to moan and groan right along with Teddy, who was loving the feel of
Dr. Pete's innards upon his prick.

"Oh, God, Dr. Pete." Teddy gasped as he fucked Dr. Pete's ass. "I ain't
never felt this good before, not ever!"

"You sure this is how you make babies, Dr. Pete." Mary asked.

"Oh, yes." Dr. Pete groaned. "The way to make babies is to do just
this. Only faster, now, faster, oh, ah, ah, yes, ah!"

"Oh, Dr. Pete, yeah, ah, ah, ah!" Teddy was thrusting faster now, now the
demure husband was gone, now the rutting male animal was holding full sway,
now he had that massive man fully locked in his passion and fucking his
ass, and Dr. Pete reached up and got hold of Teddy's body and his
fingernails dug into Teddy's back and as he did that, Teddy howled and his
body thrashed on top of Dr. Pete and that was when Teddy, for the first
time in his young life, climaxed. He ejaculated with a fury that was
daunting, like every sperm he had borne since puberty was all squirting out
of him at this one time, and it was spurting into Dr. Pete's ass with jets
of flame.

Dr. Pete felt the hot jizz spraying his insides, and he moaned and his own
orgasm struck like lightning, he shot his wads up and onto Teddy's thin
waist, muscled chest, over his arms on either side, and yes, it soaked
Dr. Pete's doctor's smock, splashed his stethoscope still draped around his
neck (his patients expected to see it, for him to use it, and an important
part of a doctor's exam was to test the soundness of the heart), his sperm
was splattering both of them, and Mary watched it all with an expression on
her face halfway between shock and horror.

Teddy finished his orgasm and fell panting onto Dr. Pete's body and
Dr. Pete, his own climax waning, vented his final moans against Teddy's
collarbone and then kissed that strong face.

"I guess this is when I should stop, huh, Dr. Pete?" Teddy ventured.

"This is exactly the right time to stop, yes, Teddy." Dr. Pete said. "And
this is how you make a baby. What do you think about it?"

"I think it's powerful good." Teddy said.

"Me, too." Dr. Pete said.

"What do you think, honey?" Teddy asked his wife.

Mary considered it while Teddy got to his feet and Dr. Pete set upright.
"Well, if this is what it takes, I reckon it's okay with me." She said at
last. "Only thing is, Dr. Pete?"

"Yes, Mary?"

"How often do I need to bring him back in?"

				  THE END
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