Date: Sun, 3 Jan 2010 01:01:36 -0600
From: Blah Goopy <akissdownunder@live.com>
Subject: A Kiss Down Under

This is my first erotic story, and I would like to thank Jesse for this
idea!  This is a work of fiction, and all events come from my own mind.
(And Jesse's)

Enjoy! --Alec

			       Slam Dunkin'

The bitter chill whipped my face.  I squinted against the snow, my knees
shaking.  Why the hell was I out here?  I tried to keep a straight face,
but my eyes began to water.  I quickly turned around, trying to avoid the
harsh wind.  I zipped my jacket, tightened my scarf, pulled down my hat,
and prepared for one hell of a walk back to my hotel room.  Earlier this
morning I thought I saw a man outside.  He stood shirtless in the snow,
unfazed.  He remained still, his eyes resting on my window.  Even four
levels above him, I didn't feel safe.

His eyes were fixed on me.  I was both terrified...and a little turned on.
But that's beside the point.  I tried to move, yet I couldn't.  It was as
if my feet had been melted to the ground.  Paralyzed, I watched him smile.
A dark, malevolent grin spread across his face.  His hair whipped his face,
brown strands flying freely.  Why wasn't he moving?  I thought about
calling out to him against my better judgement.  What if he wasn't someone
I wanted to associate myself with?  What if he was crazy?  Did that not
matter to me?

Finally, my feet obeyed, and I grabbed my winter wear, heading for the
door.  That's how I ended up here, standing outside in eighteen degree
weather, 200 fucking yards from my hotel.  I started jogging, but decided
against it.  If I was going to die out here, I wanted to die with warm
lungs.  I trudged through the snow, my feet barely coming out of the five
inch snow.  The only thing in site was the hotel, a gas station, and a
Dunkin' Donuts.  Damn I was hungry.

A quick detour couldn't hurt, so I turned towards the restaurant.  The door
opened with a jingle, and the smell hit me head on.  Warmth and the smell
of dough are basically heaven when you've been out in a blizzard.  The
waitress smiled at me, her blonde hair falling out of a messy bun.  She
ushered me towards her, and I obeyed.  I sat down at the bar, laying my
head in my hands.  I wiped the snow off of my face and looked up at her.

"Wonderful weather to be outside in, innit'?" She asked.

"Ha, you're tellin' me."

"So what can I get ya'?" She asked, pulling a pen from her breast pocket.
I looked at the menu for a moment, unsure what to get.

"Can I just get a coffee for now?  I'm not too sure what to get this
early." I asked looking behind me.  A man sat in the corner, his face
hidden my his hood.  Who wears a hood inside?  Surely he couldn't be cold,
because he had been here long before I arrived.

"Sure, I'll get that for you." She smiled turning towards the counter.  I
turned my bar stool around, looking outside.  Had I really walked that far
to find a half-naked man standing in snow?  Talk about desperate as hell.
The waitress returned placing the coffee in front of me.

"There's your coffee Sir."

"Thanks." I smiled, slowly sipping the drink.  I quickly gagged, almost
spitting it back into the cup.  The waitress looked at me like I was crazy,
then smiled.

"Don't like it black don't you?"

"N-no, not at all," I gagged.  She turned around, and I assumed she was
trying to find any sugar or cream.  The man in the back stood up, and sat
down next to me.  He slid a bottle of coffee cream towards me, and
expectantly looked up.  I met his eyes, and smiled.

"Thanks."

"Any time.  Sorry if you don't like the brand.  It's the only one they
own." He said pointing towards the waitress with his thumb.  I smiled
again.  His voice was heavy, an Australian accent met my ears.  Australian.
Huh, that was original.  The waitress turned around again, a fake glare on
her face.

"You are the one that recommended - excuse me - demanded that we buy that
flavor. `I am your best customer' you told me.  Or do you not remember
that?"

I laughed, and poured quite a bit of the cream in my cup.  French vanilla
was indeed my favorite flavor too.  What a coincidence.

"True." The man replied.

"Very true, Ian." She replied.  Ian laughed again, and stood, and pulled
out his wallet from his back pocket.  He handed her a ten and grabbed a
mint from the counter.

"See you tomorrow, Judy." He said.  Judy nodded, and cleaned up his spot.
The bells jingled as he left, and we were the only one in the room.  I ran
my hands along the cold metal on the counter.  Chills ran up my arm, and I
shivered.

"Where ya stayin'?" Judy asked.

"I'm up in the hotel about 200 yards away." I joked.

"That's one hell of a walk.  Why did you walk, anyway?"

"Long story." I sighed.  She looked at my empty cup.

"Get ya' a refill for the walk?" She asked.

"Nah, I'm good.  I'll just suffer from minor frostbite, but I'll live."

"What ever you say..." She gave in.

I stood up and paid for my drink.  Heading outside, I sat on a bench.  It
was too damn early, too damn cold, and too damn scary for me to be walking
back to my hotel room.  A low rumbling began, and I practically jumped out
of my seat when I heard it.  It came from behind the restaurant.  I stood
up, and walked behind it.  It was Ian, his white truck rumbling loudly.  He
waved me towards him.  I cautiously went to his window.

"You need a ride?" He yelled over the motor.

"Er..." Was I really going to get in the car with this stranger?  Ever
though I was no longer a child, I believe the word Stranger Danger applied
nicely here.  What if he kidnapped me?

"Where are you going?" I asked.

"I'm heading up to The Segreti Inn" He answered.  How convenient.

"Uh, sure." I replied.

I walked to the other side of his truck, and he opened the door for me.
With a little help, I was finally out of the chilling wind.  I pulled the
seat belt over me.  He looked at me, and turned on the heat.

"Thanks" I laughed, rubbing my hands together.  Why hadn't I brought
gloves?

"So, you're staying at Segreti?" He asked.

"Yeah, I've been there for about a week."  He nodded, and pulled out of the
parking lot.  The ride to the hotel was silent An occasional grunt would
come from him, but other than that, It was as quiet as a funeral.  Minus
the "other woman" screaming how the dead man was her baby's daddy.

We pulled in the parking lot about two minutes later.  And It took me ten
minutes to get out here?  He stepped out of the truck, slamming the door
behind him.  We walked into the hotel.  His light brown hair was covered in
snow flakes, and instinctively I reached for it and brushed them out.  He
turned towards me, and my heart stopped.  Why the hell was he smiling?  I
did just about the gayest thing a gay man could do, and he was smiling.
Unless...

I headed for the elevator, and it quickly opened.  I slammed my finger on
the fourth floor button.  He jogged to catch up, and I frantically pushed
it faster.  He smiled at me.  Why does he keep doing that?

"Thanks for holding the door open for me." He said.  His accent rung off
his tongue and I melted.  Why was he torturing me?  Just take me now.  He
could say I raped him, whatever!  His scratched his beard, and reached
around me.  Was he putting his arm around me?  He pushed the fifth floor
button, and I sighed.  Why did I trick myself into believe this complete
stranger wanted me?

"So do you go to Dunkin' Donuts everyday?" I asked, trying to spark
conversation.

"Practically, yeah." He laughed.  He really needs to stop being so
unconsciously flirtatious.

"I've never even had a donut from there.  I just got some coffee." I
laughed.

"Really?  Maybe you should come with me tomorrow or something."  Was he
asking me on...on a date over donuts and hot coffee?  How odd.

"Uh, sure I guess.  It's not like I have anything better to do at this
fucking hotel." I smiled.  The ding on the elevator sounded for a fourth
time, and I made my exit.  Before the door closed he called after me.

"Oh, I didn't get your name."  I smiled, and turned around.

"It's Richard."

I turned around, and let the elevator door close.  Heading back to my hotel
room, I practically danced in joy.  I unlocked the door, and headed inside.
Even if it was almost eight o'clock in the morning, I was exhausted.  I
pulled the covers over my head, and drifted off to bed.  I dreamt about
Ian.


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