Date: Thu, 26 Jul 2001 18:20:06 +0000
From: Matric Finrhos <matricfinrhos@hotmail.com>
Subject: The Eunuch and The Jinn

The Eunuch and the Jinn

By Matric Finrhos
(c) July 2001


  Know, O reader, that there was once an infamous
practitioner of the arts of wizardry who coveted the
magical treasures of a jinn. This jinn ruled a small
neighbouring realm from a mountain-top citadel. By
skilful bribery and careful questioning the wizard
learned from the jinn's servants that he had a
particular fondness for handsome youths and was want to
sport with them in the bedchamber.
  Armed with this knowledge, and more besides, the
wizard conceived of a stratagem whereby he could gain
access to the jinn's private quarters without arousing
the creature's suspicions. Thereafter he travelled to a
great port-city and purchased from the slave market the
most delightful and beautiful boy on offer. This was a
eunuch of no more than twelve years, named Fazir, who
had the fairest countenance, the smoothest skin and the
most pert buttocks in all the land.
  Returning to the jinn's domain in the guise of a
travelling slave-dealer the wizard ensured that word
spread of the exquisite paragon of youthful comeliness
with whom he journeyed. As he had planned, a command was
sent from the palace for him to bring the boy before the
jinn.

  Standing in the ornate audience chamber within the
citadel, the jinn was even more impressive and fearsome
than the wizard had imagined. It was twice the height of
a man, with broad shoulders and rippling muscles. It was
hairless, save for drooping moustaches and a handsome
top-knot and it wore gold rings in its ears.
  All went according to the wizard's scheme and the jinn
was quickly enamoured of the boy, offering to buy him
for a princely sum. Artfully, the wizard suggested that,
since the price he would demand was necessarily high,
the jinn should taste the pleasures that his merchandise
had to offer before committing itself to such a
purchase.
  Well pleased with this agreement, the jinn produced
delicate foods and fine wines from the air and set them
before his guests. Together they feasted and drank
pleasantly, with both wizard and jinn eagerly
anticipating the pleasures to come. Be assured, O
reader, that the young eunuch was less keen, however, as
the jinn presented an awesome aspect. Even though
concealed by voluminous bag-trousers, Fazir feared that
the jinn's organ was sure to be of proportions
commensurate with the creature's great stature.

  Once the three became sated with the succulent repast,
the jinn courteously took its leave of the wizard and
ushered the boy off to its personal chambers. Without a
sound, the wizard stealthily followed them through high-
vaulted halls, colonnaded court-yards, gilded arch-ways
and tapestried corridors. Eventually they reached the
jinn's bedchambers, which were strewn with cushions and
decorated with silken hangings. Here the wizard
concealed himself behind a curtain to watch.
  The hapless Fazir standing before the towering jinn
trembled with trepidation at what was now to befall him.
As the pair removed their garments, Fazir almost swooned
at the sight of the jinn's male parts. The wizard,
however, had learned that in order for the gigantic jinn
to attempt congress with a human it would employ one of
its magical arts, whereby it shrank to the size of a
man.
  Sure enough, the jinn closed its eyes and its form
reduced to no more than six feet in height. Thus
magically altered it embraced the quivering boy with
strong reassuring caresses and drew him down upon the
cushions. Thus calmed, Fazir was able to practice those
special arts for which he had been trained. Once fully
aroused the jinn bade the boy crouch before him and so
the jinn pierced Fazir's portal of pleasure and achieved
its longed for coition.

  As soon as the wizard was sure that the jinn was fully
occupied with his coupling, he stole from his hiding
place towards the further alcove where he suspected to
find the jinn's most precious sorcerous artifacts. The
moment his sandalled feet touched the richly-woven
carpet, however, there was a shrill cry of alarm from
the magical fabric.
  Disturbed thus in the very fulfilment of his desire,
the jinn's concentration was broken and it returned
instantly to its former size. With a lurch it stood up
to face the intruder, only to find Fazir dangling from
its groin. Due to the immense girth of the jinn's virile
member, suddenly returned to its full dimensions, the
poor boy was stuck fast. As the initial shock wore off
the lad began to wail and groan with the pain of the
mighty tool, which was buried to the hilt in his hind-
parts and was stretching his bowels to the utmost limit.
  With a growl of annoyance the jinn's enormous hand
gripped the boy's waist and attempted to pull him free.
But this only threatened to turn the eunuch inside out,
with no indication that the jinn's huge member could be
withdrawn from its fleshy sheath. Amidst Fazir's renewed
moans the jinn gave up in disgust and strode forward to
catch the wizard, with the boy swaying before him like
some gross appendage.

  Dumbfounded by the sight which confronted his
emergence from the curtain, the wizard was easily caught
and firmly imprisoned in a magical golden cage. This
done, the jinn turned its attention once again to its
own predicament.
  Even though its carnal organ began to lose its
tumescence it was still too large to be freed from
Fazir's fundament. No amount of pushing, pulling or
twisting would budge it. Lubrication with melted butter
or olive oil proved of no avail. Even when the jinn
tried to prise apart the eunuch's exquisite buttocks,
the only result was to turn Fazir's pitiful sobs into
screams as the jinn's sharp fingernails dug painfully
into his soft flesh.
  "O powerful jinn, why do you not return to your
reduced size and thus free us?" wailed Fazir with tears
of pain cascading from his bulging eyes.
  "Because I can employ my power of diminuition but once
a day," thundered the jinn angrily.
  "Dost thou mean, O mighty one, that we must remain
thus joined until sunset?" asked the boy with mounting
hysteria.
  "Unless I can devise some means of release, we will
remain so even until sunrise on the morrow." boomed the
jinn in annoyance.
  The jinn eventually reclined upon some cushions to
lessen the boy's discomfort. It then set its mind to
trying to conceive a solution to their dilemma. However,
none of its magical powers would avail. The jinn,
thinking aloud, considered the solution of slicing the
boy apart. The quick-witted Fazir immediately asserted
that the jinn would run the grave risk of inadvertently
slicing into its own precious organ. With this thought
the jinn quickly discounted the idea, to Fazir's immense
relief.

  For several long hours they remained thus conjoined.
Eventually the jinn began to shift and fidget
restlessly. To Fazir's enquiry the jinn admitted that it
felt a strong need to pass water, having imbibed several
gallons of wine during the feast. This prospect only
further alarmed the disconsolate eunuch.
  Despite his most earnest protestations, however, the
jinn soon announced that it could wait no longer and
must release the liquid from its aching bladder.
Lurching to its feet the jinn stood poised with a look
of expectant concentration. The eunuch dangling below
the creature's mighty paunch soon detected a feeling of
warmth and building pressure in his belly. Within an
instant, Fazir's ears popped, his insides seemed to give
a great heave, and then, just as it seemed that his
whole body must surely burst asunder, there was a
surprisingly loud 'squelch' and he was propelled across
the room, trailed by a torrent of amber liquid.
  The boy flew fully twenty feet through the air and
then slid across the ornate marble floor, which was made
slippery by the shower released by the jinn's pizzle.
Fazir ended up in a bewildered heap upon the carpet on
the far side of the room. Relieved at finding his tender
backside no longer impaled upon the jinn's gigantic
member, the eunuch's only thought was to escape the
palace as speedily as possible. "Fly, Fazir, fly!" he
muttered to himself, attempting to climb to his feet.
  Unwittingly, he thus uttered the very syllables
required to command the magical carpet upon which he was
standing. So, with the astonished eunuch balanced
precariously aboard, it rose from the ground, burst
through the delicate lattice covering the great arched
window, and was soon lost to sight amidst the clouds.

  What fate befell the scheming wizard in the clutches
of the merciless jinn, and whether Fazir the eunuch
found his way home aboard the flying carpet, are
questions to be answered by another tale.


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