Date: Thu, 17 Apr 2014 12:08:17 -0500
From: Vic James <vicjames2@hotmail.com>
Subject: Beasts Chapter Seventeen Revised

                             Beasts
                          By Vic James
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                   Copyright 2013 by Vic James
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                            Seventeen
   "I'm going to call Pan and Jock. Do you want to be included?"
   "Yes. Definitely."
   "Hello, Pan."
   "Hi. Dig. We are packing our things, now."
   "You heard Rosenbloom's announcement?" Digger asked.
   "Are you kidding? It's all anyone is talking about," Pan
said. "Six of our neighbors are here, including Alek and Dack."
   "Eric and I are going with him."
   "Alek told us."
   Pan was silent for a moment. Then he sighed.
   "I want to go. Jock is not too enthused about the idea,
mainly because he wants K.I.D.S.," Pan said, spelling it out."
   Digger and I laughed.
   "I don't want to say the word. He gets too excited," Pan
explained.
   "Pan, this is Eric. I found my new body can give birth. I am
willing to carry your baby and Jock's, but we will be on Mars."
   "Do you mean that? I mean, are you sure?" Pan asked. "I don't
want to get him to Mars and have you change your mind. A
surrogate might be very difficult to find there. Maybe
impossible."
   "Yes. I'm pretty sure. As sure as I can be, anyway. I will
also be having Digger's child or children. The only reason I can
think of that would cause me to back out on you is if something
goes wrong with Digger's."
   "Yes, of course," Pan said.
   "I told Alek I would have his, if he decides to join us and
wants one. I'm sure Alek would be fine with me carrying Jock's
before his. Alek may not even want one."
   "I think that will convince Jock. I wasn't joking about
K.I.D.S. He wants one badly. To the point that I'm getting sick
of talking about them." He paused, again. "Maybe we can get
adjacent rooms."
   "I'm sure we can," Digger said. "Eric is contributing quite a
bit to the colony, financially."
   "Yeah. I need to decide how much to contribute to the
colony," Pan said. "I have no idea about that. If the colony is a
failure, I'll need more money than if it is a success."
   "I would keep a minimum of twenty million," I said. "If the
colony is a failure, you will have enough to live very
comfortably. I used to deal with questions like that all the time
from people who wanted to set up trusts for relatives. Of course,
they were usually a lot older. Trusts were a specialty of mine.
In fact, if you aren't an extravagant spender, with good
investments, your principal will not decrease. You will be living
off the return on your investments."
   "Thanks, Eric," Pan said. "That is a great help.
   "Eric, do you want to use artificial insemination?" Pan asked
me.
   "No. I was going to bottom for you two, before the accident.
I thought you liked the idea."
   "Oh, I do. I just didn't want to assume anything. That was a
while ago. You might have changed your mind. Or Digger might"
   "For me, it was the day before yesterday."
   Pan chuckled.
   "I didn't think of it that way, but I see what you mean. Hold
on a second."
   Digger and I waited. While we waited, I pulled his shorts
down. His cock stiffened immediately. I wrapped my hand around it
and stroked him, slowly. His cock was such a pretty shade of
brown. I decided that shade of brown was my favorite color. I
laughed out loud when I thought of that. Digger pushed his hand
inside my pants and then pushed a finger inside me. He finger-
fucked me, and it was amazing how pleasurable it was. His cock
began to drip, and I rubbed the precum into the head. Digger
sighed.
   "Eric, this is Jock. Are you sure about it?"
   "About which, Jock?"
   "Bottoming."
   "Absolutely."
   "Would you be willing to do it every day?"
   "Yes."
   He let out a deep breath.
   "If you don't object, I would like for our sex to be three-
ways, with Pan, you, and me. I don't want to have sex again
without Pan."
   "That sounds like a good idea, Jock. Do you want it to just
be fucking?"
   "No. If the three of us are involved, we don't need to worry
about what we do. I know you like to suck."
   I felt a blush. Evidently it was visible, because Digger
laughed.
   "He does, Jock," Digger said. "As a matter of fact, he was
probably thinking about sucking you when you said that."
   I blushed more and hit Digger in the arm. He just laughed.
   "It would be fun for me to suck Pan while you suck me, Eric.
I mean, if you are interested," Jock continued.
   "I would enjoy that, Jock," I said.
   "Damn! This is one fantastic day!" Jock said.
   Digger and I chuckled.
   "He what? You're kidding!" we heard Jock say. "You'll give us
both kids, Eric? Seriously?"
   "Yes, Jock. But you'll have to be on Mars. We are going with
Rosenbloom."
   "Then we are going, too. I would rather you had my baby than
a stranger. This way we keep it in the family. Cripes! And I
thought the day was fantastic, before!"
   I smiled.
   Digger leaned over and kissed me. Jock was talking, but I
wasn't paying attention.
   "Are you still there?" Pan asked.
   Digger pulled away and smiled at me. I rested my head on his
shoulder.
   "We're here, Pan," Digger said.
   "Pan, what is Alek planning to do?" Digger asked.
   "He hates the idea, but he is definitely going. To be honest,
I am really surprised. He is trying to convince some of our
neighbors to go, too."
   I smiled at Digger.
   "How about Dack?"
   "He is planning to wait and see how many Beasts are going,"
Pan said. "I think he is approaching it from a business
perspective. If all his wealthy customers go, he thinks he will
probably go, too."
   "Oh, yeah. The ones who are willing to pay eighty dollars for
a box of cookies," I said.
   The first time I went into Dack's store, I saw those and my
mind was boggled. The second time I went in, I could afford them.
   "I have to tell you, I haven't talked to many Beasts who
thought it was a bad idea," Pan said. "Some of them just have
commitments here. I think they all feel that Rosenbloom wouldn't
be leaving if he didn't think there was a threat. We trust him.
Every time we think it's over-whatever the current crisis is,
something else happens. This time we have a warning. Even those
who won't or can't go are glad to know to keep their eyes open.
To not assume everything is fine. And for those of us intent on
going, there is finally something we can do about it."
   I nodded.
   "We need to pack more. I want to take everything we
absolutely must have in case we don't come back, for some reason.
Dr. Rosenbloom did offer to let up live on Beasthold. We may do
that until we leave for Mars."
   "That's a good idea. You two are going to the wedding,
right?"
   "Definitely."
   "Bye. See you soon," Digger said.
   "Bye."
   Digger ended the call.
   "You asked about Dack," Digger said. "Just how many Gorilla
cocks do you need?"
   He was grinning at me.
   I laughed.
   "Thirty? No! Thirty-one!"
   "Isn't that the amount you miss Alek?"
   "It is! How eerie!"
   "You know, Digger, I feel much more comfortable about sex
than I did before. I wonder if it's the new body. Thinking about
three-ways and four-ways doesn't make me feel guilty anymore. Do
you think it's hormonal? The reason I mean."
   "Hmm. I don't know. Your father is in prison, so you don't
need to worry about a confrontation. You are also on a space
station with people who don't disapprove."
   "But my mother is here!"
   Digger laughed.
   "I know you don't think of her that way, but your mother is
much more liberal about sex than you think. She knows we had
three-ways with Alec. Did she act like she cared?"
   "Uh, no. It's embarrassing, though."
   "Well, she isn't going to tell you it's fine, only because
both of you would feel uncomfortable talking about it. But she
asked if I had considered a Three-Party Marriage."
   "With Alek?"
   "Yeah."
   My mind was well and truly boggled at that.
   "Do you feel any guilt about our three way with Richard?
   "No."
   "I'm glad."
   "Anyway, you asked how many Gorilla cocks I need. The answer
is one."
   "Oh. Any particular one?"
   "The prettiest one," I whispered in his ear. I wrapped my
arms around him and hugged him, briefly. He pulled my mouth to
his and we kissed. After several heavenly minutes, I pulled away.
   "You know, I have trouble picturing my life on Mars, as a
mother."
   He laughed.
   "With Dr. Rosenbloom wanting me to walk around outside naked,
while all the other colonists look out that big window at me and
shake their heads."
   Digger laughed so hard I thought he would choke.
   "I'll hold the baby for you. I promise we won't laugh."
   "Thank you, Digger, but you can't stop all of them from
laughing, only the ones close to you."
   He laughed.
   "I will go with you. They will be shaking their heads at both
of us." He paused. "I am really thinking of going in the tank."
   "What? Why?"
   "If I become a Beast 3.0, I can go everywhere you can go.
Plus, our children will be Beasts 3.0, and they will be able to
go wherever we can go, too."
   I sighed. It was true. Both of those were good reasons. But I
didn't know if I could go without him for ten months. I didn't
know what to say. It was a good idea and a terrible idea.
   "You'll have Alek, Pan, and Jock," Digger said. "And probably
Richard. What do you think?"
   I sighed, again.
   "Would you have a different face?"
   "Hmm. I'll ask."
   Digger touched his meme. I assumed he was calling Dr.
Rosenbloom. He touched my meme and I listened.
   "Yes, Digger," Dr. Rosenbloom said.
   "Doctor, I'm considering going into the tank to become a
Beast 3.0."
   "Really? Hmm. Well, I can understand that. Your children
would be Beasts 3.0."
   "Right. What I was wondering was how long would the process
take for me, and could I keep my same face?"
   "The second question is easy. No. And for the same reason
Eric couldn't keep his original face. The process would not take
as long for you as for Eric. He was changed completely. The
changes in your body are minor, by comparison. Hmm. About eleven
or twelve weeks, I'd say."
   Digger looked at me, expectantly. I could tell he wanted to
do it. Three months. I hadn't known Digger nearly that long. He
had put up with longer for me. Could I say no? I loved Digger's
face, but he was willing to love me with a different face. How
could I not do the same? I nodded at him. He hugged me.
   "I want to do it, Doctor.
   The doctor sighed.
   "OK, Pan. I don't really have time for this. Would you mind
if I had Rich handle it?"
   "Dr. Jensen?"
   "Yes."
   "No, that's fine. I know you have a lot to do."
   "Yes. I need to go," the doctor said.
   "Thank you," Digger said.
   "I thank you, too, Doctor," I added.
   He disconnected.
   "I just realized something!"
   "What?" Digger asked.
   "I will be able to get you pregnant!" I said. His mouth fell
open. "So will Alek!"
   "No. No. No. No. No."
   "Some of those cancelled each other," I pointed out to him.
   "There were five. The nos won."
   I laughed.
   "I am willing to be assistant mother to you," Digger said.
   "Actually, assistant mothers have their own title. It's
'fathers'."
   "Yes. That's what I had in mind."
   "Haven't you always wanted to have Alek's baby?" I asked him.
   He stared at me and then laughed.
   "Not once!"
   The door beeped.
   "Come in," Digger said.
   Richard walked into the room. I had to admit, I thought he
was hot. I watched his erection grow. I heard him sniff and
smile.
   "I'm glad you feel that way," Richard said.
   "If you had a set of pan pines and weren't wearing pants, you
could pass as Pan. The god, I mean."
   He seemed pleased by that.
   "Thank you, Eric."
   "Do you need me to suck you?" I asked him.
   "Always!" He laughed. "I will never say no to one of your
blow jobs. But that is not why I'm here. Jeff said you want to
convert, Digger."
   "Yes."
   "Have you decided to be a Gorilla?"
   Digger frowned.
   "I just assumed I would be."
   "Well, you don't have to be. I have modified all my Beasts to
3.0, so you can choose any of Jeff's designs or my designs."
   "I think changing into a different Beast might take longer,"
Digger said. He turned to me. "Do you want me to be a Gorilla? I
know you like Chimps, too."
   "I'm a little curious just to see what the options are." I
turned to Richard. "After you mentioned rock trolls, I wondered
how many creatures you had made."
   "I would be happy to show you anytime, Eric. I owe you
for..well."
   I laughed.
   "Believe me, I enjoyed it!"
   Richard grinned.
   "I'm glad. It makes it seem like less of an imposition to
me."
   I frowned. I didn't want him to think that. It wasn't true at
all.
   "Richard, I really enjoyed sex with you. I don't really feel
that comfortable talking about it, because you are straight, and
I just feel weird about that."
   "Well, don't feel weird. Do you mean you aren't comfortable
initiating it?"
   "Well, that, among other things."
   Richard pulled his pants under his balls, which thrust his
cock up. He smiled as he sniffed.
   "I know you lust after me. I'm not too comfortable asking for
sex with you because you and Digger are about to be married. But
we need to be able to be open about sex. I would be absolutely
delighted if you initiated sex. Please don't think I would ever
consider it as anything but the highest compliment. And I would
be grateful, too."
   I smiled at him and nodded.
   Digger took my hand and placed it on Richard's erection. I
began stroking it. Richard sighed and moved closer. I rubbed
precum into the head of his cock. Then I reached out and held his
balls with both hands.
   "I had to make myself bowlegged for those."
   I grinned at him.
   "I bet!"
   "Do you like them or do you think they are too big?"
   "I like them."
   He sighed as I fondled them.
   "I'm beginning to think I might be bisexual," Richard said.
"I really enjoyed the sex we had earlier. Especially fucking you.
I thought it would be kind of gross, but I enjoyed it more than
some women I've fucked. Of course, my increased libido might have
something to do with that."
   His cock was drooling. I leaned down and licked it. Richard
groaned.
   "Do you need to come again?" Digger asked him.
   "I don't know about need-I'm not desperate, but I would love
to."
   Digger called me.
   "He wants sex. Do you want a three-way?" he asked me,
silently.
   "Sure. If you don't mind," I said.
   "Did you really think I would mind?"
   "No. I'm kidding."
   I swallowed Richard's cock and began sucking him. He took my
head in his hands and began moving it on his cock. I reached out
and found Digger's dick. I began stroking it. Richard pushed me
off his cock and moved my head to Digger's. I sucked him for a
while, then moved back to Richard.
   "Richard, why don't you get on the bed? Eric can suck you
while I fuck him."
   I pulled off Richard and grinned at Digger.
   Richard lay down on the bed. I knelt between his legs. I
lifted his cock and began sucking him. Digger knelt behind me. He
pushed inside and immediately began fucking. I wondered what it
would be like if Digger was a Faun. I had trouble picturing him
being hornier. Besides, our child would have deformed legs-half
Gorilla, half Satyr. I looked up at Richard while I sucked him.
He was watching me. He had a half-smile on his face. Maybe it was
a smirk. Then he shocked me by moving around enough to reach my
dick. He began stroking me while I sucked him. Digger's cock felt
incredible inside me. I knew I would come quickly with both of
them working on me. I wanted it to last longer. I pulled off
Richard's cock and lifted his balls. I began licking them. They
were too big to get into my mouth, but Richard's sigh let me know
he was enjoying what I was doing. I moved back to his cock.
Digger leaned down and pulled on my nipples while he fucked me.
   "I'm going to come, but if you are enjoying it, please keep
sucking," Richard said. "I can come several times."
   I groaned as I came.
   "Fuck!" Digger said.
   Richard kept stroking me and he groaned as he ejaculated in
my mouth. Digger grabbed my hips and pushed. I knew he was
shooting inside me. I had Richard filling me at one end and
Digger at the other. And I didn't feel the slightest bit guilty
about it. It would be happening all the time. When it wasn't
Richard, it would be Alek, or Pan, or Jock. I pulled off Richard,
but I began stroking his cock. It was big. My fingers didn't
touch with my hand wrapped around it. Richard grinned at me and
thrust his hairy crotch up. He began drooling again and I
swallowed the head of his cock. Digger took that as a signal and
began fucking me, again. He reached under me and jacked me off
while I sucked Richard. I looked up at Richard. He grinned at me.
He brought his hand up to his mouth. I saw my cum on it. He
licked a little off and then licked some more. I pulled off him.
   "I can't believe you did that!" I said.
   "What did he do?" Digger asked as he took a break.
   "I tasted Eric's spunk."
   Digger chuckled.
   "It seemed only fair, the way you gobble down so much of
mine," Richard added.
   I laughed.
   "I bet I like yours better than you like mine!"
   "It's not bad. I really think I am bisexual now. I'm having a
blast and I don't wish either of you were women. I guess I have
different sexual mores in this body."
   "That's interesting," I said. "I seem to feel differently
about sex in my new body."
   "We were talking about that a little earlier," Digger added.
   "Hmm. I think I will give it some thought," Richard said.
"When we aren't having sex, of course."
   Digger and I laughed.
   "Digger, will it bother you for me to have sex with Eric
while you are in the tank?"
   "No, Richard. I just assumed you would."
   "Good!"
   We resumed sex and each had another orgasm. Then we got out
of bed.
   Richard was still stiff. I looked at him and laughed.
   "I can't help it."
   "I'm not complaining. I need to give my jaw a rest, though."
   Richard shook his cock.
   "Whenever you want it, it's yours. I have too much work to do
to leave the station for sex. And while women might be coming up
to speak to Jeff and Harry about the colony, I don't want to have
to waste time romancing them to convince them to have sex with
me. This is just perfect. Hot sex, served up quick."
   Digger and I laughed.
   "And often?" I asked, laughing.
   "Definitely often," Richard said, nodding.
   "Now let me show you some of the choices you have, Digger."
   Richard showed up his mythological Creatures. I learned that
what I had been calling Horses, were Centaurs to Richard. He had
designed a great number of Beasts. There were Elves and Fairies
with wings! There were Minotaurs, Mermen and Mermaids,
Lycanthropes, which looked like werewolves, two very different
kinds of Dragons, Harpies, Gnomes, and the Rock Trolls he had
mentioned before. Then he showed us the bird forms he had
designed for Dr. Rosenbloom. There was an Eagle, a Crow (which
was the one Dr. Rosenbloom picked), and a Parrot. Most of his
designs had never been used. There were the Centaurs, of course.
He told us there was a family of humans who chose to become
Merfolk. They lived in the Caribbean. I had never heard of them,
and he said that was deliberate. They did not want any publicity.
He had a man who changed into a Dragon, but converted back to a
human after a year. He didn't seem to be particularly depressed
about the fact that his designs hadn't been implemented. He
enjoyed the challenge of design, and there were virtual versions
of all of his Creatures. To them, Richard was a god. He said he
made sure his virtual creatures were happy, so I supposed he was
a good god. The virtual Creatures didn't know they lived in a
computer. They thought they lived on an island called Aegina.
   "Would you like to visit Aegina some time?" Richard asked me.
   "What? Like in a v-World game?"
   "Yes, but the Creatures are sentient. I appear to them
periodically. I check on how they are doing, bless their
children, and ask if they need anything. Sometimes I have sex
with some of the women, especially one of the Mermaids."
   I wasn't sure what he was doing was legal, if they were
sentient. But if his Creatures were happy, was it wrong? They
probably had it better than any real beings ever had-unlimited
food and probably wealth, no diseases, no bad weather, no
earthquakes, and no one invading from another island.
   "I would like to go there," I said. I was curious and I also
wanted to make sure they really were happy. If they were having
children, I wondered how Richard prevented overpopulation of the
island. Then I realized the island could grow as easily as
remaining the same size. It wasn't real.
   "How about you, Digger?"
   "Maybe. I have no interest in games."
   "Well, it isn't a game. It's very serious."
   "It's just like a game."
   Richard shrugged.
   "If Digger became one of your Creatures, our children would
be awfully weird," I said. "And I don't mean any offense, but
none of those-besides you, of course-excite me."
   He nodded.
   "I think it will be difficult enough for Eric with a
different Gorilla. I think I will stick with a Gorilla," Digger
said.
   Richard nodded. He didn't seem disappointed. I was glad of
that.
   He put on his pants.
   "I'll see you soon. I hope," he said with a grin as he left.
   "Do you feel guilty at all about what we did?"
   I shook my head.
   "It was fun. I hope we do it again."
   Digger smiled and took me in his arms.
   "I'm glad, baby. I really am."
   "Are you sure you won't mind if I go in the tank?"
   "I'll miss you terribly, but I think it is a good idea. I
guess eleven weeks isn't too bad."
   "I don't want you to feel guilty about having sex without
me."
   I sighed.
   "I'll try. I never wanted to feel guilty before. It just
happened."
   Digger picked me up and put me on our bed. He lay on top of
me and we kissed. I'm not sure how long we kissed, but it was
quite a while. Afterwards, we lay side-by-side, smiling at each
other. I woke up to voices. I had fallen asleep. Again.
   "Are you sure?" Digger asked.
   I saw he was talking to Richard. I got out of bed.
   "Sure about what?" I asked.
   "Richard thinks you and I can spend time together and have
sex on Aegina, if I wear a v-set in the conversion tank."
   "Wow! That's incredible!" I said.
   Richard nodded.
   "I'm pretty sure it will work," Richard said. "Jeff is going
to be conscious for a few hours a day, as you know. His
transformation is major, and there will be pain involved.
Digger's changes are minor, by comparison. I doubt there will be
pain."
   I was excited! It sounded great. I would have Digger for a
few hours each day.
   "We should definitely try, if it's safe," I said.
   Richard nodded. "It is safe. But if there is pain, we will
just keep you sedated, Digger."
   "OK. I'm willing."
   I hugged him. Then I hugged Richard and kissed him on the
cheek. Digger laughed.
   "Eric, you missed his mouth, completely!"
   I laughed.
   "You don't kiss straight men on the mouth. I don't know about
bisexual ones."
   "Then it's up to you, Richard," Digger said.
   Richard pulled me to him and we kissed. I felt Digger move
behind me and he pushed inside me while Richard and I kissed.
Richard tasted different than Digger, and he wasn't as good a
kisser. Or maybe I just enjoyed kissing Digger more. It was nice,
though and I didn't feel guilty. Digger was fucking me, though. I
wondered if I would feel guilty kissing Richard if Digger wasn't
around. My erection was pressed against Richards. I slipped my
hand inside Richard's pants. He groaned into my mouth as I found
his cock. I loved the way it felt in my hands. I let go of his
dick and ran my hands over Richard's back. He was heavily
muscled. I could feel the muscles on his back with my hands. He
seemed to like having my hands on him. He moaned and kissed me
more aggressively. I felt his furry cheeks and wondered if I
wanted to rim him.  He pulled away from the kiss.
   "Let me fuck him, Digger. Then I need to get back to work. I
didn't intend to stay this long."
   Digger pulled out and turned me around. Richard pushed inside
me as Digger kissed me. Richard began aggressively fucking me.
Enough that I started laughing. I was bouncing too much to kiss
Digger. He and I grinned at each other. A minute later, Richard
groaned and stopped thrusting.
   "Fuck, yeah!" he shouted.
   I chuckled. I could feel his cock throb as he ejaculated. He
pulled out of me and I turned around.
   "What do I have to do to make this soft?" I said, as I
wrapped my hand around his stiff cock.
   Richard grinned at me.
   "Hopefully, we'll find out, if you are willing, and
interested."
   "Oh, I'm interested!"
   Richard kissed me briefly on the lips.
   "See you soon. Bye."
   "Bye."
   He left.
   "Let's eat! I'm starved!" Digger said.
   We ordered food and brought it to our room to eat.
   "I should spend some time with Mom," I said.
   Digger nodded.
   "How do you feel?"
   "I feel great! I'm really relieved that we will be able to
spend time together while you are in the tank. To be honest, I
was a little worried that being away from you for so long would
change things. I haven't known you for eleven weeks. Not nearly
that long."
   Digger nodded.
   "Richard said that I could just be awake for a few hours a
day, like Dr. Rosenbloom, but on Aegina, we can do whatever we
want. Go swimming, meet people, go to see plays, even go to bars
and restaurants."
   I chuckled.
   "I suppose they will be serving Greek food. It's a good thing
I like it."
   Digger nodded.
   "He said it is really a beautiful island. He spoke about
having sex with a Mermaid on a white sand beach. He made it sound
very nice."
   "I don't care how nice she is!" I said.
   Digger laughed.
   "I suppose I could have sex with you on that beach, instead,"
he said.
   "Yes, if I'm not doing it with a Minotaur. Ouch!"
   We both laughed.
   "I noticed how hung all his creatures are. That Minotaur,
especially. I wonder if Richard was small, before."
   "I don't know. I'm not going to ask him, though."
   After we ate, Digger reached across the table and took my
hand.
   "I love you, Eric. I thought I was in love, before, but I
didn't feel this way with my other lovers."
   I smiled. That was wonderful to hear.
   "I just wish we didn't have to have a wedding," he added.
"Are you looking forward to it?"
   "No. Not at all. We both owe Dr. Rosenbloom a lot though, so
I am doing it for him."
   Digger nodded.
   "Do you want to see the moon?" he asked.
   I shrugged.
   "It's not somewhere I ever wanted to visit, but again, it's
for him. I just can't help but feel the moon isn't that safe.
What if the Neos' friends are there, trying to figure out how to
get their friends out of prison?"
   Digger tilted his head.
   "Hmm."


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