Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 11:11:51 EDT
From: Centaurquad@aol.com
Subject: Crazy Guy, by Josh Dugan

Joey, the teenage guy next door, was so cute! He was a gorgeous teenage guy
with the sweetest smile, bright white against his summer tan and streaked
blonde hair.

But one day, on a lark, he bought some centaur powder from the occult
bookstore that we weren't supposed to visit. It was in this handsome
dark-glassed bottle with writing in an odd-looking language, and in embossed
in the glass was an etching of centaurs mating. It was a warm summer's
afternoon poolside when he told me about it.

The subject came up because he was more giggly than usual, which I found a
little unsettling because when he giggles the sound of it drives me wild - he
has a wonderful musical laugh, and his shapely handsome male body becomes so
helpless when he laughs.

I asked him what was so funny, and he said he was all ticklish from the
centaur powder.

"Centaur powder?" I asked.

"Yeah!" he laughed. "I mixed up a big glass of it and drank it a while back.
I'm s'posed to think of what kind of centaur I want to be for it to work, but
I think it would be great to be a humantaur! I think it's starting to work!
It's been tickling my insides ever since I drank it!"

"Are you even sure that's how you're supposed to use it?" I asked.

"Omigosh, no!" he said, looking astonished for a second, then laughing again,
that wonderful boyish giggle. "Oh, it tickles!"

He managed to pass me the bottle with his large, smooth hands. They were so
strong and tan! I loved the way they were helplessly dangling from his strong
wrists as he giggled! I looked at the strange bottle. The powder was almost
all gone - he had used it almost all up!

"Joey, supposing you're supposed to just take a portion of this? How much
were you supposed to mix with water?"

"I don't know," he giggled. "How am I supposed to know? They should write it
in English!"

He laughed at his own statement - and added:"I am awfully thirsty and hot.
Let's get a drink from the hose and jump in the pool!"

He sprinted his handsome legs over to the garden hose by the pool and turned
on the faucet, putting the nozzle to his lips and drinking like he hadn't had
any water in a week. He swallowed and swallowed, and then sprayed the water
all over himself, wetting down his handsome tanned muscles and speedo
swimsuit and soaking his blonde streaked hair and glowing tanned skin.

"Oh!" he shrieked, laughing crazily - at least that wonderful sound was
driving me crazy!

"I must have taken too much - but I like this! It feels soo good!"

He was laughing and was cooling his body with the water from the hose, and
suddenly I realized he had four of his beautiful long arms, because he was
holding the hose with one large hand and splashing the water over his body
with three more!

"Joey - - look at you!" I said, amazed, worried, but really turned on by this
laughing, bare-chested tanned fox with four arms and - - - he screamed with
pleasure - four beautiful tanned legs!

His handsome speedos had ripped off and partially draped his handsome
"horseback" - although it was a horizontal copy of his human back, with his
same muscular, suntanned bare skin - - a very sexy extension of his body
between his front legs and back legs. .

"I love this - I don't believe it!!" Joey giggled. "Whoops!" He held his four
arms up, and showed me that now he had six of them! Such beautiful perfect
copies of his own long-muscled, tanned arms and hands.

"I wonder if I'll have six legs, too?" he laughed, and sure enough, his back
legs doubled again, giving him two sets of  male hindquarters in addtion to
his beautiful original front legs. I loved all his strong, handsome tanned
feet, and he was so sexy on six long, muscular tanned legs, all soaking wet
as he hosed his sexy humantaur body!

"I feel so sexy!!" Joey laughed, doing an erotic, joyful dance, swinging his
six handsome arms and showing off his six long legs, as he showered himself
with the spouting hose, when I realized he was sprouting great big, beautiful
male penises, a whole line of them running from his front legs and down under
his, through his second pair of legs and to his back pair of legs! They were
all swaying, their enormous ballsacs swaying with them, the beautiful male
penises all in a crowded row along his underside, and bumping together as he
danced, and he shrieked again, bending down so his his six hands could pull
his huge, muscled legs apart for a better view of all of  his delicious
hardons!

"Joey, this bottle shows two male centaurs mating!" I said - confirming it by
pointing to the etching on the glass. Sure enough, they had the big multiple
penises - but Joey must have changed the spell by wanting to be a humantaur.

So much the better, I thought! He was beautiful!!!

He screamed with pleasure and leapt gracefully on his six legs, diving with
his six arms forward, pleasuring the pool water with his multiple legs and
the parade of gorgeous penises, but up from the froth of the pool water came
two of Joey!

"I doubled!!" both of him said, a cry of delight lighting his sweet smile as
the two sexy Joey-taurs fell in love at first sight. They kissed and walked
each other on their multiple legs to the shallow end of the pool, their deep
tans a beautiful contrast to the cool silvery turquoise of the pool waters.

They were laughing and kissing and tickling each other, and trying out their
huge penises. Some of their hindquarters had replicated further, I noticed,
because each of the Joeys now had a train of eight legs, and a couple
foursomes had apparently broken off, the handsome fourlegged hindquarrters
swimming aimlessly, their hardons full and aching to be pleasured.

"I'll get them for you," I told the Joeys, and I gladly dove into the water
and gathered up the tanned, long Joey-legs. They were so beautiful and
friendly I had to kiss them, and the penises were wonderful to nuzzle, as
were the long, beautiful legs. The legs gently wrapped around me, obviously
suffused with Joey's personality, and I found myself distracted from giving
the Joeys back their extra legs and genitalia.

No matter, I realized - - the two Joeys were lost making love to each other,
and I was falling in love with his friendly, sexy foursomes of legs! As I
sucked down the beautiful hardons, Joey's wonderful giggly laughter echoed
all around the pool area.

I noticed a couple more Joeys had doubled off in the water and were getting
to know each other, quite taken with their beautiful multiple legs, arms, and
penises!

They laughed and hugged, and were turned on seeing me making such good
friends with all the stray hindquarters, wrapped in beautiful friendly tanned
Joey-legs!! It was soooo sweet!!