Date: Sat, 3 Jan 2004 12:34:07 EST
From: Tommyhawk1@aol.com
Subject: Dash Hogan and the Moon Men story

			DASH HOGAN AND THE MOON MEN
			   By Tommyhawk1@AOL.COM
		      WWW.TOMMYHAWKSFANTASYWORLD.COM

     [This group of three short stories are done tongue-in-cheek in loving
imitation of the old sci-fi adventures I read as a child, when it was
thought that life would be found everywhere, even on every planet and moon
in our sky, and that getting there was just a matter of figuring out how to
build a spaceship. This, then, is not a presentation of the Solar System or
even science as it is...but darn it, wouldn't it have been a lot more fun
if it was?]
     Dash Hogan looked out at the moonscape sliding slowly across his
viewscreen. Up close, he could easily see the cities and farms and
factories of the Moon Men (Hey, what the heck do you call someone who lives
on Earth's own Moon? Lunarians? Loonies? Maybe Moonies? Nah! Just call them
"Moon Men" and let the semanticians decide later what was right.)
     His radio crackled and he swore softly to himself. General Tolson, the
man could not bring himself to leave his men alone, the man lived by the
radio trying to keep in touch with everyone in his command.
     "Captain Hogan?" came the now-familiar growl.
     "Yes, sir?"
     "Can you see the Lunite cities?"
     Lunite? That was a new one on him! "I can see the Moon Men's cities,
yes, sir." Right back at him.
     "Set your ship down by the largest one. We need you to get in contact
with their government as soon as you can."
     "I'll do my best, sir."
     "And for God's sake keep your dick in your pants, Captain!" Tolson
groused.
     Dash just grinned. Tolson couldn't bear the fact that he was the best
man for this job and had fought his selection. Of course, the fact that he
had been caught in bed with Tolson's son that time might have something to
do with it. "I'll be on my best behavior, General." he promised.
     "See that you are." Tolson snarled. "Report in at twelve-hour
intervals, or more frequently if need be. Someone will be by the radio at
all times."
     "Yes, sir."
     "Tolson out!"
     Dash considered briefly the benefits of taking a wrench to his radio
but dismissed it. He might need advice and help from Earth sooner or later;
the General was just the lemon he'd have to suck on to keep that lifeline
open. Too bad, this trip otherwise was an adventurer's dream. On his own
and facing a new territory, the great unknown beckoned.
     He turned his ship and began to brake for landing. He aimed for what
appeared to be a sizeable area of parkland, or perhaps a nature
preserve. It wasn't that far from a city substantially larger than the
others; it would have to do.
     After landing, he took the precaution of checking the atmosphere. This
also gave the ground just around his ship a chance to cool down, the jets
of his ship could melt rock and at least had badly scorched things. A fire
was possible with a jet landing, but at the last second he had steered for
a large barren patch, which the Moon had plenty of, so that wasn't a
concern here. But thirty minutes to let the ground cool was simple
logic. Dash didn't want his shoes catching fire while he was still wearing
them!
     He spent the remaining time playing with the Moon's one-sixth
gravity. He didn't have any problems dealing with low gravity or
no-gravity, one of his prime qualifications. But there was fun in dumping
out a glass of water in the air and then catching it all again in the same
glass by getting the glass under it before it could hit the floor. He
wished for a time he had thought to bring a set of jacks with him, in this
gravity, anybody would be up to tensies in no time!
     The time up, he opened the airlock of his ship, the "Dauntless," and
looked out to see a rather sizeable welcoming committee. Military, unless
he missed his guess, from their almost drab green suits with surprising
yellow piping on it, their coffee-with-cream-colored skin and two antennae
on their heads which seemed to be capable of independent movement. Dash
wondered if they were engaged in some sort of non-verbal communication or
if the movements were more akin to the way a dog's ears move. He raised his
right hand, palm outward and fingers outstretched (see, I'm no enemy) and
the antennae of every man jerked around and aimed right at him.
     "I come from Earth, and I come in peace." he proclaimed. First words
ought to be memorable and worthy of recording in the history books. He
continued. "Let these first steps be the path which all Mankind can
follow!"
     Too bad the airlock door was halfway up the ship, the assembled mass
of Moon Men were thereafter treated to an unobstructed view of his ass
wobbling back and forth as he climbed down the ladder to the ground. He got
down, feeling a hundred pair of eyes boring into his back and turned around
with a smile.
     That soon faded. Those sticks they were pointing at him were like
nothing he'd seen before, but that opening on its end could only mean a
weapon. He raised both his hands this time. "Uh, do any of you speak
English?"
     Apparently they did, because one of them said to him plainly, "You are
our prisoner, Earth Man."
     "Look, I'm sorry if I've ruined your parkland, but you don't exactly
have a spaceport here." Dash said. "Can't we talk this over?"
     "I have nothing to say to an Earth spy." the man snapped at him.
     "If I was a spy, why would I have landed right in plain view where you
could see?" Dash countered.
     "Silence!" The man ordered. And to his men. "If he will not come
willingly, drag him. Our Emperor will know what to do with him." And he
turned and walked off between the columns of men.
     A prod at his back, and Dash followed. Walking down the men he noticed
for the first time that their suits had an odd opening in them. Every suit
had a double-diamond of exposed flesh in the midsection, showing the area
of their navel (but they had no navels, Dash wondered if maybe they hatched
from eggs...after all, chickens didn't have navels...or did they?), and the
region below exposed their genitalia as much as a very-opened human
unzipped fly.
     Since he had nothing left to lose, Dash joked to his captors. "Your
men give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "present arms."
     They didn't laugh, and Dash sighed. Oh, well, it had been worth a
shot.
     He was bundled into a small conveyance that was open to the air and
rather crowded. The front row of seats was their commanding officer (Dash
decided that was who the man was, he couldn't figure out any other badge of
rank...maybe that jewel at his throat denoted rank, it was yellow and the
jewels of the others were all green) and the driver, and with him in the
back seat on either side was a guard, their thighs pressing against Dash's
rather intimately. Dash considered letting his hands wander over to those
exposed pricks on these Moon Men (He wondered what a Moon Man's dick felt
like, was it even warm?) but figured that would be pushing his luck. At the
very least, it wouldn't be appropriate for the de facto ambassador of Earth
to ride around while giving a double hand-job to a pair of Moon privates'
privates. He smirked at that thought; Dash loved word jokes.
     Through the streets of the Moon Man's city he rode, the crowds
stepping back respectfully as they approached. Dash looked about with
puzzlement. Odd, he saw only Moon Men on the streets, no women, no
children, not even any elderly citizens. Was this a military base? It
couldn't be, he decided, it was too disorderly for that. This was life
going on, and he but one small item on their agenda. A military base would
have ordered itself around the arrival of the spy for maximum security. As
it was, their car had to slow down and even press a very Earth-sounding
horn once to navigate these streets.
     "Nice town." he said after a while. "But where are your women?"
     The commanding officer turned around at this query and said, "All your
questions will be answered if the Emperor so orders. Until then, be
silent!"
     "Fine, I will!" Dash said. "Sheesh, just trying to be neighborly."
     "Silence." was the only response to that.
     He was driven up to the front door of the palace (that huge, ornate
building couldn't be anything else) and down a long, lush hallway formed by
two columns of glittering jeweled rocks. Dash wondered if they were
diamonds; it was known that the Moon had a different geology than
Earth. All those craters had to be created by something, even if they had
merely been gas vents this meant a far greater amount of geological
activity in the Moon's past. Ergo, more diamonds than on more placid Earth.
     The Emperor of the Moon sat upon a gleaming throne, his face set in
what seemed to be permanent frown lines. The throne room had been created
and lighted for maximum intimidation of visitors such as himself; luckily
for Dash, he was an American and didn't hold any silly myths about
rulers. This Emperor would put on his scalp hood one antenna at a time,
just like the local garbage collector.
     Those colors meant something to the Moon Men, he was sure of that
now. The Emperor's clothing was predominantly red with a light blue piping
on it. His cock lay unencumbered and luxuriously on a silken cushion,
sizeable and proud-looking. A real scepter to be proud of. To one side, a
younger version of himself stood dressed in a blue suit with red piping and
a red cloak. The Emperor's counselor, or heir apparent perhaps, for none of
the others wore red at all. That one had a nice piece of man-meat hanging
down. He'd love to suck on that one!
     But other things first, like diplomatic relations. Dash bowed,
respectfully but not obsequiously. "Greetings, Emperor of the Moon, from
the peace-loving peoples of Earth." he said.
     "I am Xevel, Emperor of this world. So, Earth Man, you dare to set
foot upon my planet alone and unaided?" the Emperor asked.
     "I came as an emissary of my world." Dash said. "Earth is only
interested in peaceful exchanges between our peoples." he repeated.
     "If I believed that," the Emperor proclaimed, "I and my forebears
would not have been monitoring your planet's activities so carefully for
the last two hundred years. I know you peoples of Earth, and I know that
you have now achieved a planetary government and are planning to spread
your rule to the other planets of the Solar System. No doubt your armies
are already building a fleet to invade our world. Peace! If I believed that
Earth Men were peaceful, do you think I would have turned my people's
efforts to building the Kelvan Ray when I saw you were about to attain
spaceflight capability?"
     "I...what is a Kelvan Ray?" Dash asked. He didn't like the sound of
that.
     The Emperor smiled mirthlessly. "The Kelvan Ray will make certain that
your people and its warlike tendencies never trouble us again." he said. "I
only allowed your ship to depart because it was the first, and I wanted to
judge from it your people's state of technology. We will dismantle and
study it very carefully. And if it possesses atomic powered drive as I feel
certain it does, then we will turn the Kelvan Ray on Earth, and your puny
threat to my Empire will be at an end."
     The Emperor hadn't explained just how the Kelvan Ray worked, but Dash
didn't really care. Dead was dead, and that was the obvious explanation.
     "How can I convince you that my people only wish peace with the Moon,
and with all the other planets of this Solar System?" Dash pressed him. "We
formed the Federation of Earth by diplomacy and compromise, not by war. My
people have turned their backs upon our violent past."
     "Take him to my dungeon." the Emperor waved his hands at his guard.
     "No!" came the word from the man standing by the Emperor.
     The Emperor looked rather startled as he turned to face this
unexpected advocate.
     The young man was nervous but resolute. "Father, we must not make a
mistake here." he said. "Perhaps this Earth Man is telling the truth. Can
we not examine the Earth more closely for a short period, and be certain of
the rightness of our actions before we obliterate it?"
     The Emperor's anger suddenly turned to an indulgent smile. "For you,
my son, I will do it." he said. "One week. That's how long we will
re-examine the Earth peoples. But I must tell you that I don't expect to
change my mind about them. A short period of peace has no meaning against
thousands of years of warfare." To his servants. "Take this Earth Man and
give him one of our guest suites. He is to be treated as an honored guest
of my son, Prince Xun...until the sun sets. After that, we will execute
both him and his planet at the same moment."
     The sun was overhead and the Moon's 29-day orbit, its face
Earth-locked so that their day and year were the same length meant sunset
was... "So you'll think about it for about one week. That's a relief." Dash
said. "For a while there, I thought you were going to put some pressure on
me."
     The next morning, Dash was dressing in his freshly laundered jumpsuit
(the Moon Men were certainly gracious hosts when they chose to be, at
least) when he heard the door chime. "Enter!" he called out.
     The door dilated in that sphincter-like way and Prince Xun came in,
smiled at him. Dash smiled back. As much as he could ignore the death
sentence Earth was now under, he had to be charming and suave...an able
diplomat. "Good morning, Your Highness." he said to the Moon Prince. Prince
Xun really was a cute stud. Those antennae suited him perfectly, gave him
an exotic air. Without them, he would have looked like a ruggedly handsome
man in his twenties, strong, solid, well muscled. His skin-tight suit was
bulging out in all the right places. Whatever differences there may be
between Earth Men and Moon Men, the physical differences were very minor
indeed. Prince Xun was an undisputable hunk, and so were most of the Moon
Men he had seen, now he considered it. An entire city of gorgeous studs
with their pricks already open and ready to be feasted upon, Dash felt his
mouth drool at the idea of it. He had to blink and shake his head to dispel
the images of all those hunky Moon Men lined up and waiting for him.
     "Good morrow, Earth Man Dash Hogan." the Prince said to him. "I would
speak with you for a time if I may. If your world is to die, then some
knowledge of your peoples may be recorded in our archives for future
reference works."
     "Look on the bright side of things, eh?" Dash returned.
     "My father is not a vindictive man." the Prince said. "It is just
that, having won peace for our own world, he is determined to keep it safe,
as he has for many years. All I have ever known is peace."
     "A commendable thing to say." Dash agreed. "But if your people were
once violent, then how did you manage to overcome it?"
     "Let us walk in the garden." Prince Xun said. "And we will discuss
it."
     Their meeting was not to be private; two guards followed them, whether
as his guards or as Prince Xun's escort, he didn't know.
     In the garden (if such a scattered area of plants could be called
such, it would be called a wasteland by any Earth gardener, but it was lush
compared to their uncultivated areas), Dash said, "One question I asked
upon my arrival was about your people. Everyone I saw in your city was
male, and in the prime of his life. Where are your women, your children,
your older citizens?'
     "You speak of a sadness." Prince Xun said. "My father told you of our
violent past. Once we were in a constant state of war with our neighbors,
city against city, region against region. My great-grandfather put an end
to that."
     "How. With the Kelvan Ray?"
     "No, the Kelvan Ray turns the oxygen in an atmosphere into nitrogen."
Prince Xun said, and Dash gulped hard. "Plants will eventually refurnish
the atmosphere and we will probably colonize your world when that happens."
     "An empty world already covered with cities and everything you could
need." Dash said. "Very neat."
     "Yes, my father believes in only applying the force that is needed."
     "So what did your ancestor do with your rambunctious neighbors?" Dash
asked.
     "It was a virus." Prince Xun said. "We suffer from its effects to this
day."
     "What did it do?" Dash asked.
     "It removed our sex drives." Prince Xun said. "Removed them entirely."
     Dash whistled. "That sounds rather drastic."
     "It was necessary." Prince Xun defended his forebear. "Our people
would have destroyed ourselves if something hadn't been done. It was why
they proclaimed him Emperor of all the Moon."
     Dash thought of something. "So there aren't any more little Moon Men?"
     "Not at all." Prince Xun said. "Some people were resistant to the
virus, naturally. We are their descendants, the third generation."
     "So I'm back to my original question." Dash said. "Where are your
women and children?'
     "The survivors were resistant, not immune." Prince Xun explained. "One
effect of that was a high mortality rate among the newborn infants. The
resistance to the virus is a factor of the Y chromosome. So now, instead of
being born half male and half female...."
     "You have a surplus of male children." Dash said, comprehending.
     "Over 99% of our surviving children are male." Prince Xun agreed.
     "That's too bad."
     "So sex has vanished among our people." Prince Xun said. "Without
women being available to mate with, it is now lost to us and is an art only
practiced among the breeding males selected by the Genetics Council."
     No wonder they didn't bother covering up their pricks, the darned
things weren't good now for anything but show! "Man, living without sex."
Dash said. "I can't even imagine that. I need a steady supply of it
myself."
     "Earth has plenty of women, then." Prince Xun asked politely.
     "Lots of them." Dash said. "But I prefer sex with other men."
     Prince Xun stopped. "What do you mean, with other men?"
     "I mean I have sex, but not with women. Just with men." Dash said.
     "This is an absurdity." Prince Xun said. "Do not insult me by speaking
of impossibilities."
     "Huh?" Dash was confused. "Nothing impossible about having sex with
another man."
     "But a man doesn't have an...orifice such as a woman has." Prince Xun
said, equally confused. "How then would sex be possible?"
     "You mean you really don't know?" Dash asked, surprised.
     "They mentioned nothing of this at the creche which raised me in
childhood." Prince Xun said. "I do not even see how it is possible. How
could any man have sex without a woman?"
     Dash looked down at Prince Xun's cock. Yes, it was definitely rising
up! Man, that was a succulent looking piece of meat. He could really chow
down on that one! "Well, Your Highness, if you really would like to learn
it, I think that, purely in the interests of friendship between our two
worlds, I could show you how it's done."
     He reached for Prince Xun's cock. "Reached for" is the right word, for
Prince Xun shied away, said fearfully, "What are you doing?"
     "Teaching you how two men can have sex with each other." Dash said.
     "You mean you plan to touch it?" Prince Xun was aghast.
     "That was the plan, yes."
     "But...but that is forbidden." Prince Xun said. "We never touch our
organs of procreation, ever. I may not touch it and neither may any other."
     "So what do you do when it gets hard like that?" Dash inquired.
     Prince Xun looked uncomfortable. "It will shrink down again after a
time." He said. "There are prayers we say to aid in this."
     "Prayers, eh?" Dash said. "Prince, I think I just spotted the real
problem for the Moon Men. They really told you never to touch it, eh?"
     "Time and again." Prince Xun said. "We were warned that to touch it is
to suffer unending torment." He paused, then said hesitantly, "I have
brushed mine a few times, by accident. The sensation is really quite
odd. My organ gets very hard when I do that, and won't go down for a long
time."
     "Poor thing, it's been neglected your entire life." Dash
crooned. "Well, don't you worry about that, Prince Xun, I'm going to show
you just how to tame this wild beast you have between your legs."
     "I...I trust in your good intentions." Prince Xun said. "You have
permission to touch my organ in any way you require."
     There was a gasp from his guards. Prince Xun looked at them and said,
"And you are his witnesses should this turn out to be a disaster." He
trembled. "Ah, I find my organ is pulsing angrily. Earth Man, if you dare,
touch me."
     "More than one way to touch you." Dash said, reaching out again. "But
first, there's like this." He grasped Prince Xun's cock and began to pump
on it. Prince Xun pulled in a hard, shuddering breath, far too strong to be
described as merely a "gasp." His very soul was in that sound, that motion.
     Yeah, Moon dicks were nice and warm and firm and fat. Dash felt his
mouth watering again. "If I kept pumping it like this," he explained. "It
would spurt after a time. But I'm stopping now because I want to show you
the other ways."
     Prince Xun groaned when Dash stopped stroking his dong. "Please, Earth
Man, you have awakened my need." he said. "I must have release from this,
or I shall die!"
     "Nobody ever died from it...on Earth, that is." Dash said. "But you'll
like this next part even better."
     As he knelt, Dash saw the guards watching him and Prince Xun's actions
intently. One of the guards had grabbed hold of his own cock and was
pumping it like Dash had done to the Prince. His comrade saw him doing it
and said, "Vrix, my friend, you are braver than I. I do not dare touch my
own as you have done!"
     Vrix's response was to reach over with his other hand and grasp his
buddy's dong. "Then I shall risk it for you, Pril." he said.
     Pril moaned as his fellow soldier's hand churned on his cock.
     "More, more!" Prince Xun said, pulling at Dash's head which was now at
the prince's cock level.
     "Oh...sorry." Dash said. "Got distracted. The hand works, your own or
your friend's, but the better way is like this." And he lifted that fat,
warm Moon cock to his mouth.
     Xun misunderstood. "Bite it then, Earth Man." he said. And he flinched
at the thought.
     When Dash's lips closed on that turgid pud, Xun groaned in fear, but
then Dash pulled and milked at it gently and Xun's groans stopped, Xun
looked down at Dash tenderly ministering to his dong, and then he closed
his eyes and groaned again, this time in sheer rapture.
     God, but this was a nice, fat, juicy prick. It was gushing that sweet
love-juice into his mouth, salty precome pouring lavishly out so that it
was a constant flow of man-nectar onto his tongue. Dash loved that flavor,
it was everything of the best of an Earth Man's precome...and a little
more. He suckled on this hard dong with the skill borne of his many prior
liaisons while he considered what it was that made this Moon Man's pud so
much better tasting.
     A moan from the guards, Pril was now sucking on Vrix's cock the way
Dash was sucking on Prince Xun. He smiled (these Moon Men were quick
studies, Pril was giving Vrix an expert treatment), then Prince Xun's hands
caught his head and began to fuck at his face and he was back to tending
his own partner again. Damn it, he was the representative of the entire
Earth here, he was not going to be put down as a lousy sex partner, not
when compared to a rank amateur!
     Xun was moaning loudly now, and Dash was unsurprised that this sound
brought more guards. Hell, if he'd been the Emperor, he would have had
guards stationed all over, too. So there was soon an entire squad or more
of dumbfounded Moon Men watching how they, too, could share in the joys of
sex without a female.
     It didn't take long before the entire squad was doing instead of
watching. Xun was moaning in an ecstatic abandon now and Dash knew soon
this Moon Prince would be shooting his come. He wondered if Moon jizz was
as flavorful as it promised to be. If so, maybe he would never go home
again!
     "Ah, ah, what is happening?" Prince Xun moaned. "I feel my body
tingling all over! I cannot bear it the longer, I cannot! Uh, uh, guh, guh,
UH-GUHHH!!!!"
     Yep, Moon come was better than any Earth cream he had found yet, Dash
decided as the hot mixture poured into his gullet. Prince Xun had literally
been saving this load up his entire life and he dumped all of it into
Dash's mouth, Dash drank and drank...and still it kept coming.
     Others had reached orgasm, too, Vrix and Pril (who had dropped into a
69 position) were now coming from the sounds of it, and the smell of jizz
was heavy in the air. The other Moon Men, so long deprived by their
childhood upbringing, were now cutting loose, the entire area was a
writhing mass of horny men thrusting into mouths and pumping with hands
until it seemed that the entire Moon was one vast orgy.
     Done, Xun was panting heavily and Dash sucked him carefully dry and
clean and then let go, stood up. "There you go, Your Highness." he said to
the Prince. "That's how you do it. There's one other way, actually...Guh!"
     For Prince Xun had dropped to his royal knees and was mouthing Dash's
crotch. Dash barely got himself unzipped and pulled out his cock when Xun
gulped it down and began to suck on him like a madman. Dash groaned; Prince
Xun wasn't expert but he was damned eager, and that was sure doing the
trick for him. That and the fact it was the Moon Prince who was sucking
him, that had a lot to do with turning him on, too. That and the way he had
taken this Prince's virginity.
     It all turned him on, hell, he was one big horn-dog and he knew it,
enjoyed it, even. But this was something special anyhow, he felt a grand
orgasm building up in him and the Prince sucked on him indefatigably and
Dash gave out a long shuddering groan and he shot his load into the
Prince's hungry mouth.
     The Prince gulped his jizz-load down eagerly as he had sucked on Dash,
and Dash had the most wonderful climax from it, for the Prince sucked on
him as long as he was the least bit hard and he had that wonderful
after-glow milked from him as well, when your cock has finished but is
still sort of lit up from climax and is still sort of sparking from the joy
of it all and it's still all good.
     But that ends and Dash finally had to pull the Prince's mouth bodily
from his cock. "Whoa, hey, Your Highness, you have to give it a chance to
rest before it can go again!" he said.
     Prince Xun stood up and said, after he wiped his lips and licked his
fingers dry, pulling every succulent morsel of Earthman sperm into his
mouth, "That is the most wonderous experience." he said. "And your seed is
delectable, I must have more of it."
     "And I'll be happy to provide it." Dash said. "But for now, you have
plenty of other willing subjects you can pull it out of if you want to."
     Prince Xun did just that, went over to a soldier who was jerking his
own cock and knelt down. The soldier gasped when he saw his partner, and
then moaned when Prince Xun took his cock, shuddered and sighed in
bliss. Dash found a good spot and sat down to watch the proceedings.
     This could take a while.
     And it did, though not as long as it could have. Prince Xun sucked
five soldier's cocks before he stood up and came over to Dash. "They are
not the same as yours." he said firmly. "I will take yours again now, you
have rested."
     "Well, a little...hey!" Dash found his cock firmly grabbed and Prince
Xun leaned over and took it into his mouth. Ready or not, it seemed, he was
about to be sucked off again.
     The soldiers now seemed to all be finished and ready to take a break,
they circled and watched as their Crown Prince sucked Dash's cock, grunting
with satisfied sounds interspersed with wet suckling noises as he slurped
on Dash's dong. Dash found he loved this audience which was staring with
admiration, and that let him build up to another climax. He ejaculated into
Prince Xun's mouth with a bit of a show for the watching crowd, and they
answered with a stylized whistling sound Dash found out later was their
version of applause. It sounded appreciative even to his untrained ear, and
he smiled at them.
     Prince Xun released him only briefly. "You will come again." he
commanded, and Dash found his cock being sucked when it was still flaccid
and worn out. Even a touch painful. Good thing he had a high sex drive, he
decided, this Prince was about to test his limits.
     The Emperor came out some unknown time later it must have been several
hours, and he watched as Dash groaned helplessly beneath Prince Xun's avid
lips.
     "Uh, Your Emperorship, sir, could you please get your son off of me?"
he asked. "This was fun at first, but it's getting a little much."
     The Emperor didn't even seem upset. "You have taught my people a
valuable lesson." he said. "This knowledge of pleasure had been lost to us,
probably in the years when we fought for survival against the virus. I am
told my son told you of this."
     "Yeah, he did." Dash groaned.
     "I shall issue a proclamation making this knowledge known once more."
the Emperor said. "And in gratitude, I shall spare your world and not use
the Kelvan Ray unless you move to attack our planet."
     "My people will be glad to learn this." Dash said. "Uh, could you pull
your son off of me now?"
     The Emperor had two of his guards do that and Prince Xun looked at his
father, dazed.
     "My son, this Earth Man had asked you to stop pleasuring him." he
said. "Why did you disregard him?'
     "My father, you must forgive me." Prince Xun said. "It is his seed, it
has a wondrous flavor. The more I drink of it, the more I crave it. I must
have more of it."
     "This requires some study." the Emperor said, and Dash groaned. He
figured he'd play a prominent role in this study.
     He reported on the results a week later when, thoroughly drained and
exhausted, he set a course for Mars with fingers that trembled at the
controls. It was hard to concentrate after a week of near-nonstop sucking.
     "Well, Captain Hogan, it's time you reported in." General Tolson
said. "I ordered you to report every twelve hours."
     Dash smiled feebly. "Well, sir, I was busy."
     "Doing what?"
     "Not keeping my dick in my pants." Dash said. "In fact, I was trying
my best to put it away and they kept making me take it out again."
     "You'd better explain this, Captain." General Tolson said dangerously.
     "I certainly had, since the Moon Men will be paying a rather large
visit to Earth very soon." Dash said. "You'd better set up a welcoming
committee for them."
     "An invasion?" General Tolson was startled.
     "No, sir." Dash said. "The opposite of an invasion. You see, the Moon
Men suffered a nasty virus about the time the United States was born. Then
they had some prudish citizens who took the chance to teach them not to
even touch their cocks at any time. I had to teach the Moon Men all about
sex, they had forgotten it, can you imagine that?" he chuckled. "Of course,
since they are 99% male, I suppose it wasn't impossible they could have
that happen."
     "So you taught them gay sex, is that it?"
     "Yes, sir." Dash said. "And very eager students they are, too. They
love sucking cock. In fact, they love most sucking an Earthman's cock,
which is why I'm sitting funny right now. Something about an Earthman's
jizz is like a narcotic to them. Or maybe just a gourmet delight. All I
know is that once they have some, they want more, a lot more."
     "So these Moon Men coming to Earth."
     "Are coming to get some hard cocks to suck on." Dash said. "In fact, I
think one of them could keep a half dozen men drained dry if you let them."
     Dash smiled into the viewscreen at the astonished General. "So they'll
be arriving in the next couple of weeks and you need to set up a welcoming
committee, like I said. No refreshments will be needed, and no
speeches. Just line your men up and tell them to drop their pants. The Moon
Men will take care of the rest."
     While General Tolson was sputtering, Dash cut the connection and
rubbed his savaged cock tenderly. Good thing he was headed away from Earth,
not toward it, he decided. He needed the two weeks of rest he'd get en
route to Mars.
     He wondered if the Martians would be as surprising as the Moon
Men. Ah, the life of an adventurer. He was off to face new territory; the
great unknown beckoned.

				  THE END

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