Date: Sat, 6 Mar 2004 00:02:47 -0800 (PST)
From: boytaur quad <boytaurquad@yahoo.com>
Subject: Jeff's Mr Body Comics Collection, by Josh Dugan

You remember Mr Body, everyone's favorite superhero. The one with the
bright smile, the boyish face that was so sweet you (and most of the
characters in Mr Body comics) wanted to kiss it. That cute smile and sweet
face sprouted from a powerfully muscled neck that grew from amazingly huge
shoulders with massive pecs, giant delts, incredibly muscled arms, part of
the most beautifully developed torso ever penned.

In panel after colorful panel, Mr Body's big, cheerfully nude body would
save the day, Mr Body's huge muscles gleaming and his ever-present giant
penis either ejaculating or about to ejaculate.

Anyway, Jeff and I were going through Jeff's Mr Body comic book collection.
He'd gotten some more rare editions from an online auction service.

Mr Body would pop up almost everywhere and save the day.

"Check this one out," Jeff said, passing me one of the comic books.

Here was Mr Body, using his super strength to push a broken-down pastry
truck to a ritzy party on time to deliver the crepe suzettes, to the
tearful thanks of the driver, whose job was spared because of it. Mr Body
was seemingly everywhere, carring rack after rack of the delicate crepe
suzettes through the elegant crowd to the grateful caterers, as everyone
wowed and cooed at Mr Body's huge, beautiful body and his enormously
oversized, about-to-ejaculate penis.

Mr Body was always smiling boyishly, even as his hugely muscled body shed
big comic book style beads of sweat.

Oops! A clumsy young waiter runs into Mr Body's crepe suzette-laden body,
and crepe suzettes go everywhere! Mr Body's boyish face looks astonished
but not angry as the cute waiter is almost lost in Mr Body's giant muscles.

Everyone is coated in crepe suzettes, the elegant guests, the tables, and
Mr Body's enormous, beautifully muscled body!

Oh, the mess! The head waiter is furious and fires the embarrassed young
waiter in front of the shocked guests.. But wait, Mr Body's long arms and
dexterous torso catch crepe suzettes still falling from the air, onto the
racks emptied by the collision.

And Mr Body quickly cleans up the tables and delights the guests by quickly
picking and licking them all clean! Mr Body manfully takes the blame for
the accident, and the head waiter, quite taken by Mr Body, re-hires the
cute young waiter, and in jubliation, all the waiters lick the crepe
suzettes off Mr Body! The crowd laughs and applauds with glee! Mr Body
laughs boyishly, helplessly, as the handsome waiters feast on crepe
suzettes from his huge nude body, and his giant penis ejaculates enormous
white gouts of come!

Then Mr Body grabs up some tools and runs his huge, perfect body down to
the broken-down pastry truck. In the background you can see some of the
handsome waiters and guests jacking themselves off, still hot and bothered
from Mr Body's incredible muscular body. Mr Body, meanwhile, hoists the
pastry truck with one hand and fixes the underside of the pastry truck with
the other, and together Mr Body and the grateful pastry truck driver drive
away from the still-jacking party, Mr Body's huge, beautiful naked body
nearly filling his half of the truck cab.

In the final pages, they've stopped at a stoplight, and the grateful pastry
truck driver, a fetching young roustabout, can't help himself. He plants a
huge kiss on Mr Body's sweet lips and Mr Body's huge penis explodes again
with volumes of come. In the last panel you see the windshield completely
blanked with Mr Body's come, the wipers going back and forth, but they
can't clean off any of Mr Body's come because it's all on the inside of the
windshield!

We flip through piles of the Mr Body comic books. "Hey, did you ever see
this one?" says Jeff, handing me another vintage Mr Body comic book.

Here's Mr Body at a surfing contest, coming to the aid of a disconsolate
tanned young surfer whose board has broken. He's letting the surfer use his
perfectly muscled huge naked body as a surfboard, and they win the surfing
contest, the surfer hanging ten from Mr Body's giant shoulders as Mr Body's
boyish face looks astonished while his massive body surfs the huge curling
wave, skillfully piloted by the strong feet and excellent balance of the
tanned young surfer.

All the surfers want their picture taken with the winner and his Mr Body
"surfboard," so Mr Body's huge tall naked muscular body is crowded by a
whole crowd of tall tanned young laughing surfers, and the surfer who won
the contest turns and kisses Mr Body on his sweet lips for being such a
great surfboard, and Mr Body's giant penis rains enormous white gobs of
ejacularion everywhere, on all the laughing, aroused surfers, and all of
them have to jack off because Mr Body's body is still ejaculating from his
huge penis, even as the surfer kisses him, ejaculating too!

Then Jeff passed me one of the rare anniversary editions of Mr Body, in
which something unusual happens. In this one, the cover, as usual more
elaborately drawn than the comic pages inside, shows Mr Body's sweet face
wide-eyed with boyish astonishment as he looks down at his
enormously-muscled body, which has Mr Body doubly-aroused with two huge
penise between his four muscular legs!

"You've got 'Mr Body Becomes a Boytaur!" I gasped, as Jeff nodded
excitedly, his eyes glittering. I'd heard about this one but had never seen
it.

There was Mr Body, having won a spa weekend, walking his strikingly
masculine naked physique through the verandas and steam rooms of the
fabulous spa, as the spa guide showed him the lavish facility.

Dozens of beautifully muscled nude young men adorn the grounds and
facilities, and Mr Body's penis is a giant pendulum of arousal as Mr Body's
hyyuugely muscled body reacts to the handsome guests. They, to the man,
become aroused to the point of jacking off as the sweet-faced Mr Body
parades his beautifully naked muscled body past.

Unbeknownst to Mr Body, whose eyes widen in wonderment at the beautiful
gardens and the excellent gym equipment, the spa's owner is a warlock who
realizes that Mr Body is the perfect specimen on whom to use his centaur
spell, because he owner's private home and ranchero grounds are staffed by
handsome centaurs created from the most beautiful of the spa's guests,
which is why there are contests for free spa weekends in the first place.

So the spa's owner, the warlock, transforms himself into a pair of handsome
masseurs who give Mr Body's enormously muscled, perfect body a full-body
massage,

Mr Body's sweet boyish face is nearly cross-eyed with pleasure, not
realizing that the warlock, in the persons of the twin masseurs, have given
him the full centaur spell.

But the handsome twin masseurs are looking perplexed as they massage Mr
Body, and they do not say a word even as Mr Body groans with pleausre. Why?
Because the twin masseurs cannot let on that the spell is not working
properly, because Mr Body's physique is too strong for their spell to
change him into a centaur.

However, it does workd partially, and to the surprise and arousal of the
two handsome and now smiling masseurs, Mr Body is now four-legged. Mr Body
doesn't realize it, but his body is more incredible than ever with four of
his fabulously muscled human legs. It now sprouts two of Mr Body's gigantic
penises, one per pair of Mr Body's four awesomely shapely male legs.

Mr Body groans in near-orgasmic pleasure as the two masseurs massage Mr
Body's four beautiful legs, but Mr Body still does not realize that he is
four-legged. His sweet face, stupified by the nearly drunken pleasure of
the four-legged massage that the two handsome masseurs are administering,
eventually cranes lazily around on its massively-muscled neck.

Whoa!!! Mr Body is so sexually electrified by the erotic vision of his four
shapely muscular legs that both of his massively engorged penises blow
their enormous wads of spurting hot come, pulse after pulse without
cessation.

This arouses the warlock so much, in the persons of the two handsome
masseurs, that they mount Mr Body's two ejaculating penises!

Mr Body's giant penises rump-feed the masseurs to the point of
four-leggedness! The handsome masseurs are in agony as Mr Body's come
transforms them, making them four-legged as well, making them have two huge
penises as well!

The comic frames are wildly drawn at this point in several views, because
with Mr Body's two orgasms and the two masseurs each having two orgasms,
penises are blowing ejaculate in all directions at once.  In the center of
all the frames of exploding multiple penises and spasming foursomes of legs
are several views of Mr Body's sweet boyish face, distended in orgasm,
gasping for breath, gasping in astonishment, cross-eyed with pleasure, and
sweating with effort as he ejaculates and ejaculates.

Finally Mr Body is shown walking his four legs along with the two
four-legged masseurs, along the splendid grounds of the spa, towards the
warlock's private grounds.

They meet the centaurs of the warlock's private home and ranchero, who are
entirely aroused by Mr Body's sweet, boyish face and his hugely muscled
body, and his massively aroused penises, and some of the centaurs are
particularly taken by Mr Body's four muscular legs and those of the two
four-legged masseurs.

Mr Body falls for a cute tall, tanned blonde centaur, whom it turns out,
was created from the surfer who surfed on Mr Body's body and won the
surfing contest, and a lot of his centaur buds are his former surfer buds.

There are some great frames of Mr Body's sweet face gazing into the eyes of
his handsome blond surfer centaur, and before you know it, Mr Body makes
incredible love to the tanned blonde surfer centaur - and wham! Mr Body's
hot four-legged come transforms his blond surfer centaur to human again!
But wow, he's got four human legs! Mr Body's a boytaur, and now he's got a
blond surfer boytaur! They can't stop making love!

The warlock has decided to stay two-personed, because both of him like
being four-legged. So the two boytaur masseurs make love to several of the
former surfer centaurs, which transforms them to boytaurs also!

The other centaurs at the ranchero stay centaurs because they like it, but
they are so hot and bothered by all the boytaur transformations that they
mount each other in an agony of lovemaking.

The final pages show Mr Body the boytaur and his boytaur blonde surfer
riding centaurs out to the beach, with all the other boytaurs and riding
centaurs also, and while the centaurs frolic in the waves, the boytaurs
hang twenty as they surf the huge waves. They laugh because they have to
cheat a little, hanging ten toes from the front of the surboard and the
other ten from each side, but it's still fun.

Mr Body's boytaur surfer, who digs hanging 20 from Mr Body's massively
muscled shoulders and flanks, surfs Mr Body's four-legged body all the way
to the sand where they make love until Mr Body's enormous penises are once
again raining come down on all the surfer boytaurs, who make love and jack
off so much that the centaurs frolicking on the beach are driven to another
frenzy of mounting each other and mating.

"Here's the one where Mr Body accidentally takes Viagra," Jeff said.

"Yeah, hand me that one, will you?" I said.