Archive-name: toaster-poem

erotic toaster poem
	by jeff vogel

in masturbatory glee
		the other night
	i put my penis in
everything in sight

banana peels were fun
		but to my dismay
	in the disk drive my cock
would just not stay

drains were good
	the keyhole better
		and the ice tray kept getting
wetter and wetter

and not to seem
	and awful boaster
		but then i had sex
with the toaster

down went the plunger
	and in went my meat
		it felt really groovy
when i turned up the heat

i thrust even deeper
	and pressed my attack
		i pushed in a bagel
for a post-coital snack

but in case you think
	this poem is to amuse
		as my toes started curling
well, out blew a fuse

the shock singed my penis
	and forced out my breath
		i write this while i pray
for sweet and kind death

the end

					- Jeff Vogel
					Copyright 1993
					All rights reserved.
					No public readings of this poem
					permitted, without prior written
					permission of the poet.
					BTW, GE toasters have great springs.