Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2006 23:53:54 -0700
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: ALLEYS & ALCOVES--Part 5 (scat)

         ALLEYS & ALCOVES Part 5 by bawdypen

   It was 3 a.m.
   That left me and the third guy. I didn't like his face, his
body, his cock, or his age. Then he put one foot way up onto an
iron ladder that led to the roof and reached back, opening his
buttocks to show me his asshole. I dropped to my knees.
   It was beautiful. It gaped open with no sign of closing. He
hung onto the ladder and thrust his buttocks back at me.
   "Wow, man, your asshole sure opens up!" I gasped.
   "Heh! We know why, right?"
   "Hunh?"
   "Jeez, kid, don't you know where you are? You never heard
of Poop Alley?"
   "P...?!!"
   "Poop Alley. Men come here to shit. Men lick turds while
guys like me take a shit!"
   "T-that's why your hole's....?!!"
   "Yep. I shit here more often than at home. I'm no jewel,
but there's always someone who'll lick my shit and clean my
hole."
   I heard what he said--I understood--it disgusted me. That
was the rational part of my mind that said I was in the WRONG
place! As usual, the emotional part had priority. I already had
my tongue swirling around the inside of his sloppy rectum. It
was the most exciting asshole I'd ever tongued out. Never mind
that the smell was getting stronger and stronger. Never mind
that the taste was getting awful raunchy. I loved assholes and
a few times in the past I'd ignored the fact that the hole I
was rimming was rather smelly and maybe wasn't particularly
clean. But I'd never encountered one that smelled and tasted as
bad as that man's bunghole. Still, I'd never encountered an
asshole that was as spectacular as his, either. I was so
deliriously happy that when something inside began to press on
my tongue I kept circling around it. I knew what it was...in
the back of my mind. I just didn't care. I didn't want to take
my tongue out for anything! So when his anus began to really
expand and open up, I just made that thing FORCE my tongue out.
Well, it did, of course. A big hot roll of shit came sliding
out slowly. The smell got lots worse but the taste wasn't any
different than I'd already experienced, so I just kept licking.
Prepared to just lick around his stretched asshole, I soon
found myself taking laps down to the rounded end and back.
   That's when I knew I was lost. Actually, what I knew was...
I'd found where I belonged--KNEELING IN POOP ALLEY! I was on my
fucking knees licking the fat turd of some older man who was
taking a shit--and I was loving it! That was my first clue.
   My second clue was when I returned the next weekend. Not
late, when the crowd had thinned out so I wouldn't feel so
embarrassed sucking cock in some dark alley, but earlier when
up to a dozen guys would be crowded into that alcove behind the
closed businesses doing filthy things I'd never even imagined.
Well, I had imagined it, of course...many times. That's why I
took to it so easily. I'd just never acknowledged those
thoughts to myself except in the throes of jerking off to some
nasty scenario.And even then I just attributed it to momentary
insanity.
   It only took til my cock got hard before I jumped right in.
That was, oh, about a minute and a half. I think it was seeing
the guy crouched against the wall with two cocks pissing down
his throat that got me pulling my pants down without any
hesitation. But it would have happened within five minutes
anyway, because when I crowded back in there and turned my head
to peek behind a real nice, bent-over ass I saw the man
crouched behind him eating the turd coming out!
   I stood right next to them, wide-eyed, beating my meat,
watching him capture every bit of the younger guy's smelly
brown shit and swallowing it. Before the man could lick his
shitty asshole clean, the guy spun around and yanked him to his
feet. He grabbed his cock and stroked it, then yanked the guy's
pants all the way down and turned him around.
   "Bend over, turdbreath," he demanded. "I wanna suck your
loaf. I don't usually, but tonight I feel like sucking on a big
hot turd!"
   "Oooh, yeah, baby!" the man moaned, bending way over,
spreading his legs, and wiggling his skinny rump in the guy's
face. "You'll dig it, baby. My shit tastes good!"
   There was a snort from a few feet away, but nobody had to
ask how the man knew it tasted good. The way he'd chowed down
that turd, it was easy to picture him watching himself shit in
a mirror then getting down and scarfing up his own.
   The younger guy sucked his asshole and licked it out, and
when that turd started coming out he backed away and watched
it.
   "Aww, that's pretty," he moaned when about three inches
stuck out. He leaned forward and put his nose on it and started
to stiff it. He groaned, then he started to lick it. He ran his
tongue around and around, tonguing off the slime. "Mmm, fat and
juicy! Just what I wanted. Easy, dude. I haven't licked a turd
that smelled this nice since the last time my old man shit on
me. Can't wait til the old fuck gets out of prison."
   He hungrily wrapped his lips over it and began to lewdly
suck on the steaming thing. On impulse, I bent over and got my
face just above the man's buttocks and took a big whiff. It
stunk, but not as bad as the one I'd licked the week before. It
sure looked good coming out of there. The turd-sucker glanced
up and must have seen the gleam my eyes had in the moonlight
because he reached up and pulled me down by the hair until my
lips were pressed against the man's asshole and the shit that
was sliding out. What the hell, that's what I was there for,
wasn't it? I stared into his eyes and began running my tongue
all around--around the asshole and along the oily turd. His
eyes sparkled as he sucked away, impressed seeing me do that so
close. Also, I was the youngest one there.
   There was definitely something uniquely exciting about
sharing that turd with him. It made the perverseness all the
more thrilling and obscene. As it got longer and longer, I
licked the full length...even licking around the other guy's
lips. Two figures came up next to us, masturbating big cocks.
   "Hey, check this out," one chuckled.
   "Yeah, looks like the poop-sucker brought along his little
brother. I think we oughta sit on their faces when they're
done, don't you?"
   "Yep, which one do you want. I'd kinda like to mash my
shitty hole all over this pretty face." He stuck his finger
between my cheeks and played with my asshole.
   My partner glanced up, pulled his mouth off and secured the
turd in place with his fingers.
   "Fuck off. I don't suck nigger turds," he calmly said
before taking the man's shit back into his mouth. I got appre-
hensive and rather frightened. But the guy just chuckled.
   "Well, I guess that's cool. I don't either."
   "What do you say, buttercup," his friend hissed in my ear.
"Ever sucked out a nigger's ass? I got a real greasy one.
Haven't washed it in two weeks."
   Looking up, I gulped. "Uh, I, um, never have. This is only
my second one." I was intimidated...especially by his big black
cock which was waving in my face. I wasn't sure whether I
wanted to or not.
   "Oughta give it a try, sweetie. Meanwhile, open that little
pucker of yours so I can get my fingers in. I want a taste of
your cute white bung. I won't hurt ya."
   He wet a couple of his fingers and stuck 'em back there. I
took him at his word and loosened up so he could penetrate me.
I'd done it myself so many times it was pretty easy for me to
relax. He slid them all the way in, carefully and slowly, and
twisted them around. When he eased them out he took them to his
mouth and smeared my gunk all over his lips--sniffing all the
while then sticking out his tongue and licking them off.
   "Mmmm. I like it. Come on, sugarbutt. Pull those pants all
the way off and lay down. Forget about turds for now, let's
just get down and suck butts!"
   I don't know exactly why, but I glanced at my partner for
some kind of advice. He caught my hesitation and looked the guy
over.
   "Go ahead, kid. Never know if you like the taste of 'em til
you suck one. Personally, I didn't care for it much."
   Well, that settled one thing. No, two. He obviously wasn't
prejudiced or he wouldn't even have tried it, and saying
'nigger' wasn't taboo around shitlickers. The guy knelt down
and I let him pull my pants off. I was tingling with surprising
anticipation and found using that word highly sexual when I
thought to myself, 'I'm gonna suck out a big nigger's dirty
asshole!' It made my cock really hard and, after dragging over
a long piece of dusty cardboard, I layed down.
   "Atta boy," he grinned down at me. "I just loves ta sit
down on a honky boy's pretty pink lips!"
   He swung over me and began to squat. As those big black
globes descended, I was hit with an overpowering stench...just
like he'd promised. It was strong and wicked...a stink I'd
never smelled before. He was ripe--there was no doubt about
that. I knew I was in for something special.
   He hiked my knees up, but before pulling them back he spent
a while grinding his greasy asshole all over my face. Back and
forth--all over my nose and mouth and even my forehead--he
rubbed his big smelly asshole. It was dirty. It was real dirty.
Hell, it seemed downright filthy! I could taste his shit
immediately. There had to be a goodly amount along his unwashed
crack...it wasn't all sweat and grime. Would you believe? I
layed there, feeling him playing with my cock and balls,
thinking I was truly in heaven! The moment he let up on the
pressure I began to lap his crack. I wanted to lick it all off.
I wanted to lick him out! I nibbled around his big black hole
and tongued out the shitty wrinkles, then I jabbed up his loose
hole and started licking out his musky rectum!
   "Oooh, this boy likes my nigger ass! He's already licked
the shit from my butthole and he's got his tongue up my ass for
more!"
   He dove down on my rock-hard cock and gave it a couple of
deep-throating sucks. He was then smart enough to leave it
alone. He yanked my legs back and buried his face in my
rearend. Everything increased ten-fold because he liked my ass
as much as I liked his. And when he started to eat me out I
sucked his black shithole as if I'd never get enough of that
bitter, nasty taste. I'd been rimmed lots of times, and by some
pretty shameless bunglovers, but he had the longest tongue I'd
ever felt up there. It was incredible. I could feel him probing
me so deeply it almost felt like I was getting fucked by a
little cock. It made me wish I had a ten-inch tongue myself.
Yessir, if this big smelly black dude wanted to take a shit,
I'd open my mouth! I wouldn't eat it--unless he made me--unless
he forced that big juicy thing down my throat--but I'd sure as
hell give his turd my best white boy's suck job!
   I didn't have long to wait. It was fat, but it wasn't very
long. It just kinda popped out of his ass. And popped into my
mouth! Hard and sectioned, it was just right to suck and lick
the juices off. I alternated taking sucks on it and poking my
tongue up his ass, giving both a cursory cleanup. That probing
tongue kept me licking away at it.
   He also wanted mine. He wanted me to shit. He wanted to
lick the juices off MY turd!
   Some pantsless guy squats in the corner and beats off
watching me, and all the time he's shitting one of his own. He
has a messy one and walks over to a guy he'd seen licking some
else's dirty ass. He bends over. He wants his hole tongued
clean. The guy tells him to go fuck himself.
   "I offered earlier, remember? You wouldn't even let me
watch you," he said, honestly insulted. "I'm a turd-licker,
man. I'll lick any man's warm, fresh turd while he takes a
shit. But I'm not a wad of toilet paper you can just yank off
the roll whenever you feel like it!"
   The guy's taken aback, properly chastised, but not
discouraged.
   "Hey," he announces, "I just took a real messy crap. Who
wants to suck my ass?"
   Up and bent over now, shitting for my black buddy who's
licking all over it, I watched the guy back there shitting. He
didn't shit turds, just this sputtering brown mush that plopped
from his ass into a soft pile of dung.
   Two guys came forward. One started giving him a blowjob
while the other got behind and started licking his ass. The one
in back was eagerly lapping up the filth from his rearend.
   "Oh, that's good, man!" he cried. "Hell, I'da let you shoot
that creamy pulp right down my throat. I'd suck it out of your
ass!"
   "Wait a minute," the guy says breathlessly, pulling his
prick from the other guy's mouth. He walks over and squats down
on the pile of shit laying there and rubs his asscrack all over
it. Then he gets back in position. "Here, do it again."
   I got fucked and blown, had my turds licked, and ate out a
couple more asses...one white, one Mexican, no turds. My black
pal wanted to fuck me but it was just too damned big. So some
other guy screwed me while he knelt by waiting to clean his
cock. Then I sucked him off. Boy, what a load he shot in my
mouth!
   The place had thinned out by the time I left. There were
turds and chunks laying around but one thing I noticed was the
big pile of mush was gone. Some degenerate must have gotten
down and sucked it up, right off the dirty cement! And it
wasn't the guy who'd twice eaten the ass clean, cause I saw him
leave right after. Somebody else ate that pile of crap!
_________________

   "Okay, boys, GO!"
   "Last week I had sex with this guy in an alley. It was
dangerous and wild. He blew me, fucked me, then blew me again."
   "One time this older married man picked me up and took me
to a hotel to suck his dick. I ended up sucking his ass for an
hour and a half."
   "Yeah? Did he have a real nice one?"
   "No, not really. It was hairy and kinda stinky, but he'd
never had it done to him before and he liked it a lot. I went
down under his balls, like I always do, and sniffed around. It
was pretty cruddy and sweaty. I took one quick lick and was
gonna get back to his cock, but he yelped and held my head down
there. I got into it cause he was enjoying it so much...and
that made me start digging it. His butthole was sure clean by
the time I got done!"
   "Stinky with sweat or stinky with shit?"
   "Both. I could really taste it when I shoved my tongue up
his rump."
   "I probably would have stopped. I did lick a guy's cock
once after I'd pulled it out of another guy's ass. It was a
wild three-way and the guys were hot. Also, I was drunk. I
wanted to suck the cream off his knob so bad I didn't care
about the shit on it. The guy went nuts seeing me doing it, and
urged me to clean it thoroughly...licking the shaft from his
ass, watching me tongue off the brown streaks. Yikes!"
   "Now, see, that's gross to me. Yet I don't mind licking a
guy's hot turd! Weird, hunh?"
   "LICKING A TURD?!! Did...did he shit in your mouth?!"
   "Not exactly. He kinda shit in my face while I was rimming
him."
   "That was rude!"
   "No shit. I had my tongue up his ass, lapping and slurping
away, and it took a while to realize he was taking a shit and I
was licking on his smelly turd! His friend was fucking me real
good, holding my head in place and urging me to keep licking
it. He kept calling me a dirty cocksucker and stuff like that,
and I guess I got off on the humiliation cause as soon as he
said do it, it was like getting permission, you know? Anyway,
suddenly that fat turd looked sorta hot. It didn't really taste
too bad, either. Looked like a bunch of shiny rolled-up balls
all glued together by the sticky stuff all over it. The sticky
stuff is what I kept licking off."
   "Assjuice?"
   "I guess."
   "Shitjuice. You were licking off his shitjuice."
   "Yeah. I thought at the time I wasn't really licking his
shit, just that juice. But I guess I was, hunh?"
   "Yep. That's what they mean by 'a juicy turd'!"
   "Anyway, I never did it again, but I think I would."
   "I shit for a guy once. He wanted to watch me do it. I
couldn't, but I met him again two days later when I had a big
one. Guess he liked it like you cause he ended up getting down
and licking it. That surprised me and him...especially when I
turned around and watched. He got real embarrassed and
flustered afterward, but at the time he was pounding his meat
and lapping it like a fuckin' dog! I got so turned on I jacked
off over his face and my shit. Shoulda seen him lick it then! I
could go for doing that again."
   "Hey, I didn't mean...!"
   "Oh, say, I didn't either. J-just being honest."
   "Yeah, the situation would have to be..."
   "Just right. Sure, I can understand that. Me, too."
   "Besides, the two of us?! Could you imagine?"
   "Heh! Silly. I mean, we might suck and fuck once in a
while, like now, but..."
   "...and I do like rimming you, but..."
   "That's a whole different thing..."
   "Besides, you probably don't even have...one."
   "Um, actually I think I do."
   "Oh. Yeah, but it probably wouldn't be big enough and..."
   "...stinky and sticky? Don't count on it. It's been three
days."
   They chuckled nervously, staring at each other a long time.
Suddenly, one jumped up.
   "Stick your butt up, I'll kneel behind you!"
   "No, lay up here so I can watch in the mirror. Let's do it
right. I wanna take a shit right in your mouth!!"
   "Uh, okay. Yeah! Yeah, shit in my mouth! Gawd, I hope it's
big and juicy. I've wanted to suck another turd ever since that
happened!"
   "Big and juicy, baby! You just wait til you see it. I shit
really juicy turds! You'll like it. I licked one myself a while
back."
   "Man, I hope it really stinks...!!"
   "The one I licked sure did.. I dug it!"
   "...with lots of that sticky stuff!"
   "Had lots of it! Fuck. I'll crap in your mouth then we can
both lick the sonofabitch...I'LL HELP YOU!!"
   "THEN WE'LL DO MINE! Squat, man. Hurry. I wanna suck your
asshole!"
   "Pull your legs back, baby. We'll suck holes til we can't
stand it anymore. Suck holes til I wanna taste your turd so bad
I can't wait for us to finish slurping on mine!"
   The man on the couch clapped his hands. "Great! Good
stories, boys. Hope that got you two worked up enough. Now get
over here and kneel in front of the couch. My buddy and I have
a couple of fat smelly turds ready. Put your lips over our
assholes and open up. And you suck those turds til we say stop.
You ready to shit in their cocksucking mouths, Frank?"
   "Damned right. My hairy asshole's opening up already. I
love to watch you get your turd sucked, Artie."
   "I know, Frank. Same here. You like smelling it, too,
doncha?"
   "Almost as much as I like smelling my own. What do you say?
If they do a real good job, how 'bout we go all out and suck
their shit?"
   "Hey, fine with me, buddy," he rustled the boy's head
between his legs. "This little blond fag's so pretty I got an
urge to eat his sweet turd already."
   "Eat it? Alright, I'll give it try, too. This dark
pricklicker's got a hairy asshole that's kinda spunky. I could
handle sucking shit out of it. Yeah, open up, kid. I'm gonna
take a shit! Then I'm gonna scarf the crap from your hot
shithole!"
_________________

   It was unbelievable! Way back in a dark alley, the
moonlight was just enough to make them out. An ugly, heavy-set
leather biker straddling his motorcycle with his pants down and
a young guy sitting behind him licking his hairy ass crack and
tonguing out the guy's shithole. The younger guy was slobbering
and slurping over that asshole as if it was the sweetest little
butt in creation...even when the grungy biker dude began to
grunt and hiss filthy things to him.
   "Here comes brunch, faggot. Suck it up."
   Then he started to take a shit right in the guy's face!
   Instead of gagging and flying off the bike, the young guy
soon had his mouth full of turd. So, maybe some guys enjoy
taking a suck on another guy's turd, right? But he doesn't spit
it out, he starts eating the damned thing! Gobbling was more
like it. He's moaning and rubbing his crotch like mad. I think
he's coming in his pants...maybe because I was coming in my
pants! I couldn't believe it. Except for shooting his load, he
was concerned with nothing but licking and eating the silky
brown turd slowly oozing from the stud's gaping rectum!



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