Date: Fri, 17 Jan 2003 21:22:17 -0800
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: AMATEUR THIEVES (scat)

          AMATEUR THIEVES by bawdypen

   We were gonna rob his house. We'd just broken into the
side door of the connecting garage and were about to enter
the house. It was really stupid of us. Our first time...and
damned well our last time, after that! What could we do? We
couldn't ignore that .44 in his hand.
   "Don't worry. I'm not gonna hurt you...but you are
going to service me!" He pushed out his crotch--outlining a
long, floppy cock. "Yeah, service this. Better than jail,
right? Or being shot in the leg? Only if you give me any
nonsense, of course."
   "P-please, mister! Don't make us do THAT! We'll never
rob anybody ever again...honest!"
   "Start licking your lips, boys. Cause you're gonna lick
this before you leave. If you think that'll be awful, just
remember cute boys like you are raped up the ass every day
in jail!"
   Our eyes darted everywhere, wondering how to escape. He
noticed.
   "Forget it. I know you boys. Pretty sure I know where
you both live, too. Don't do anything stupid. I don't want
to hurt you."
   We sighed in confused resignation...for the moment,
anyway. He moved over to the bench and pulled some rope
from a drawer.
   "Now tie up your buddy. Oh! This is giving me the
opportunity to do something I've always wanted to do but
was too ashamed to ask. But you'll do as I say, and not
mention it to anyone." He licked his lower lip and
whispered in a demented, excited way, "I want to watch you
fellas each take a shit!"
   "Are you crazy! What the hell for!" I cried.
   "Yeah. Why would a guy wanna see somebody shit?"
   He ignored us. Turning and pacing, wringing his hands,
he was lost in his own erotic planning. "Oh, this will be
wonderful! I won't hold back a thing...not a thing. If I
feel like licking or even SUCKING on their turds--I WILL!"
   "GAWD, MISTER!!" we both gasped, staring at each other
as if the guy'd gone nuts.
   "Yessiree. My slaves. Master can do what he wants,
right? Master makes the rules. Hell, a master can lick a
whole pile of shit if he wants...who's gonna say he can't?
Oh, the power!"
   "Mister, we only broke your lock. Aren't you kinda
going overboard?"
   "Sure. You're just joking, right? Trying to scare us?
Well, you're scaring the shit outta us, that's for sure!"
   "Great, Dick. Nice choice of words there!" I smirked.
   "He is kidding, isn't he?"
   "Boys? You ever imagined you were king or emperor?
Invisible? Had a love potion that would make somebody do
anything you ordered? Anything at all? Make the chicks blow
you all day long? Sure you have. We all have fantasies like
that. You just stepped into mine. Except that I don't wanna
make you do dirty things--except maybe suck my dick--I'm
the one who wants to do dirty things. See, you lucked out!"
   "I'll tell my dad!" Dick whined.
   "Oh, really? Don't be such a sissy, boy. You got
yourselves into this. Can't you face up to it like a man
without calling for Daddy? You suck a little dick...take a
little shit...maybe the other way around...then you go home
all safe with your virgin buttholes intact. Unless you
decide to break the law again, and end up END UP in jail
with big black pricks ramming you new assholes!"
   "L-let's just do what he says, okay Dan? I don't wanna
be raped and have a record. This was stupid. Heck, I'm
ready to shit my pants now, anyway. And that time we sucked
each other wasn't that bad."
   "You didn't want to do it again," I accused.
   "Aw, I would've if you'd asked again. Just didn't wanna
be a queer."
   "You think I did? Is that what you're saying?!" I
huffed.
   "Calm down, sport," the man kept pacing, offhandedly
explaining Dick's words while his wheels continued to turn.
"He's just saying he enjoyed it as much as you did, but had
the same fear of being labeled as you did. Happens all the
time, fellas. Straight boys get horny and blow each other
...like it...but feel too guilty to suggest it again. Don't
sweat it. If we get time, I'll let you two...rather, I'll
MAKE you two get down and suck each other off. Happy, now?"
   We looked at each other with disgusted expressions, but
neither of us voiced a complaint. Were we afraid he'd
change his mind? Were we willing to leave that as part of
his plan because we wouldn't be responsible? Do it, and
feel no guilt? Somehow we began to slightly understand what
he was going through. It was sorta the same. We might do
something we wanted to repeat and kept hidden--even to
ourselves. He found himself with freedom to do unthinkable
nasty stuff with two guys he had captive. It softened our
fears, somewhat. Like...let's do it so we can get the hell
out of here!
   He decided Dick would go first.
   What a relief that was...pardon the pun.
   "Oh, so nice, so nice. Mmmm. Oughta lick it. Yeah, lick
it. Why not? Pretty turd. Sure, I'll lick it. Damn right!
Gonna fuckin' lick that sticky turd! OH, SHIT! YEAH! I
LICKED IT! Mmmmmmmm! Lick! Lick! Oh fuck, is that good!
Fuckin' hot...fuckin' shit lick his stinky shit! Lada lada
lada...lick it all over! Yeah, gettin' a dirty brown
tongue, probably. WHO GIVES A SHIT! I'll get a brown tongue
any day to lick stuff like this! Bet the other one's gonna
taste good, too! Yeah, bet he wants to shit for me, now.
Doncha, kid? See me lickin' your buddy's hot turd like this
...makes you wanna sit your ass right on my face and take a
huge shit, don't it?"
   I watched, dumbfounded, as Dick squatted on the hood of
the car...taking a shit! That was bad enough, but seeing
the man licking his turd and going crazy over it was mind-
boggling! And being naked, there was no way I could hide my
boner. Hell, I didn't even know why I had one. Well,
actually I did. It was seeing my buddy's naked cock and
balls--and his ass too. The funny thing was, once he
started to take a shit my cock should have gone soft. I
mean, it was disgusting having to watch that...just not as
disgusting as it should have been. Maybe cause him shitting
was no where's near as repulsive as the filthy man licking
his asshole clean!
   Which was good, I figured. Maybe he wouldn't be so
sickened either when he had to watch me shit. If we turned
off too much, we might never want to mess around again.
   As it turned out I was a bit shocked that Dick stood
really close, staring at my asshole expectantly and jacking
off! What the heck did he want to do, smell it?! I was so
concerned about that I almost slipped on the recently
applied waxjob. The man grabbed my ass in time.
   "You hold his pretty butt steady," he ordered Dick.
"Come on! You can play with your pecker later!"
   Blushing, Dick obeyed. I tingled all over when I felt
his open palms on my buttocks. For a moment it almost
seemed like he was caressing them. I automatically
tightened up. No way was I gonna be able to take a shit
with HIM holding my ass. But then the man ducked his head
and began to lick my asshole out! Sticking his tongue up my
hole!
   "Now's your chance, man," Dick hissed. "SHIT RIGHT IN
HIS MOUTH!!" "Unnnh hunnnh!" the man muttered agreement--
slopping around my anus.
   "Do it and we can get the hell outta here!" he cried.
   I looked back. "But I thought we..." I said, before
catching myself. He grinned, quickly leaning up to my ear.
   "We will," he whispered, "but we don't hafta do it with
him around. Dumb fuck's so hot for your shit...I could bop
him over the head so easy. He's in dreamland! Think I
shou...?"
   "HEY! KEEP HIS HOLE SPREAD!" the man complained.
   "Guess I'd better not." He went back to attending me--
even kneading my cheeks in encouragement!
   So...I started to bear down. At the crucial moment I
should have stopped in embarrassment, but when I farted
loudly it was a two-second warning. Way too late. All kinds
of turds suddenly went shooting out of my ass!
   "Man, that was something else!" Dick laughed uproari-
ously on the way to his place. "Our eyes got like saucers!
Didn't mean to giggle, buddy, but I was already light-
headed from your stink and it seemed so funny watching 'em
plop out like that...and the old fuck with a thick, greasy
stubby in his mouth, rubbing his crotch like crazy cause he
was coming in his pants while he sucked on it!"
   "Yeah, I saw the stain as soon as I got down. It was
nice of him to let us go. I couldn't have stood licking his
dick anyway, but definitely not after that. Yeck!"
   "I know, what a mess when he dropped his pants! Didn't
think old guys could still spritz so much jizz. Suckin'
that little turd of yours got him off so good he forgot
about the rest of his dirty plan."
   "Uh, yeah, that would have been awful," I said without
emotion.
   "I didn't mean about us doin' it, dummy," he elbowed me
in the rib, "blowin' him. We still got plans, don't we?" He
grinned and winked.
   "Absolutely!" I smiled back. "Let's hurry."
   "Right!" And while we trotted along: "Say, the old
buzzard cleaned us so thoroughly, we could even kiss each
other's butthole without it being a gross out!"
   "S-sure!" I gasped.
   Guess he hadn't gotten repulsed at seeing me take a shit
after all.



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