Date: Sun, 19 Oct 2003 19:57:13 -0700
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: ANYTHING FOR THE BIG ONE (ws scat)

        ANYTHING FOR THE BIG ONE by bawdypen

   "DAMN! A DIRTY FUCK AGAIN? What's with you? I'm tired of
this, you sonof-abitch. Now get down here and lick that shit off
my prick!"
   "I'm sorry...I'm sorry! Please, don't make me do that!"
   "I don't wanna hear it, old man. I only fuck you as a
favor...and because you're the only guy I know that can take all
twelve inches. But every time I do it, you get my prick all
covered with shit!"
   "Well, I know, but...I don't know what to do. I always take
a shit before I meet you. It's just that your cock's so big and
you go so deep up my guts that you fuck into tomorrow's turd!"
   "Hmmm. Maybe so. Suck it anyway. I always wanted to see a
guy eat shit, and you're dirty enough to do it."
   "Hey, just cause I like lickin' your asshole..."
   "Yeah, even when it's dirty, right?"
   "Well..."
   "Well nothing. Maybe I just won't fuck you again. You want
this big prick up your whory ass again, suck that shit off!"
   "Never again?! Uh, okay...I'll do it in that case."
   "You'll do it anyway, you old fuck! You don't get it
anywhere else and you love my cock too much to deny me anything.
Too bad you don't have any money. Still, I'll admit you sure
know how to squeeze your butthole and draw my jizz out. Here,
start on my filthy knob and lick your way down the shaft."
   The guy was right...he couldn't attract guys any more and
he didn't have any money to buy them. He actually felt honored
to be able to lick and suck this guy...and get that monster up
his ass once in a while. If cleaning off his own shit was the
only way to insure his getting this prick...he put his mouth
over the fat, shitty knob and quickly ate the crap off in
disgust.
   But...he found in comparison to the smell, the taste was
rather mild. And when he found the guy's prick remaining hard
and begin to throb, he even slowed down and looked up as he
licked the shaft.
   "Yeah, damn, that's kinda hot! Eat that shit, old man! Bet
you'd rather it was mine, hunh? I've been leaving my asshole
more dirty every time I come here, and you've never even
mentioned it. Didn't want to admit you like licking it off,
hunh? But I knew, and you knew, right? Now lick the other side.
I can see in your eyes you really like that."
   "N-no, I don't!" the man blurted in his defense.
   "Keep licking and let's get serious. You'd like it if it
was my shit, wouldn't you?"
   "I...I wouldn't like it...but it'd be better than my own, I
guess."
   "Hey, that can be arranged..."
   "NO! I...I didn't mean..."
   "Shut up and put that prick back in your mouth! I'm
thinking."
   The older man dutifully continued to suck the prick clean.
After a few minutes, Vern sighed.
   "Damn. I can't think when I gotta piss. Ready for a gusher?
We know you like that."
   A nod of the head and the mouth was eagerly wrapped over
the fat knob in anticipation. A few slow dribbles soon erupted
into a powerful stream that gushed down the man's talented,
gulping throat...sating not only his thirst but washing the shit
flecks  from his mouth and teeth and flushing it into his belly.
   Letting out a satisfied sigh, Vern formulated his plan.
   "Listen, I said let's be serious. I never told ya, or
anybody else, but I fuck around with one of the guys in the
gang. He blows real good and I let him put his prick up my ass
and come. He don't exactly fuck me...he just sticks it in and
shoots up my hole. He'd like to get fucked, but the two times I
tried it hurt him too much. So how 'bout this deal? I let him
fuck me real good and you suck my shit off his dick? In return,
he'll probably let you fuck him...how's that?"
   "Uh, what's he like?"
   "He's a crazy Spic. Like I said, he blows like a champ.
Kinda skinny with a so-so cock maybe 8-9 inches, and not a hair
on his ass and not much on his balls."
   "Do you blow him, too?"
   "Hell no, I don't suck cock! Jerked it a coupla times, but
that's all. No big deal jerkin' a guy. You interested?"
   "Think he'd blow me?"
   "Probably. He admits he's queer. We just don't tell the
other guys. I wouldn't have known if he hadn't gotten all gooshy
when he first saw my putz hard. He caught me jacking off and
said he'd go down on it if I didn't say anything. I don't turn
down blowjobs."
   "Uh, it might be okay. I mean...yeah, I noticed your
butthole keeps getting dirtier all the time. I just didn't think
you knew it. I was surprised the first time it was filthy, but I
kinda liked the taste. You're right, I can't pick up guys your
age any more. I'll do anything to keep you coming over. If you
wanna get kinky about it...I'll go along. What the hell, you
already consider me a dirty pervert. What have I got to lose?"
   "Heh! You are a dirty pervert. You just licked your own
shit off my prick! You'd let me take a shit in your mouth,
wouldn't you?"
   "I...I suppose I would," he hung his head in embarrassment.
"But not in front of anybody else!"
   "What's the difference? If you'll lick my shit off another
guy's cock, why not take a turd in your mouth?"
   "J-just because. If...if I let him put his dirty cock in my
mouth, would you fuck me while I suck it?"
   "Sure. Hell, he'd love to see me really fuck a guy. Why
don't I call him up right now?"
   "Alright, go ahead!" The man was now excited at the
prospect. His cock got harder as he watched the punk grab the
phone.
   "Hey, scumbag! Whatcha doin'? How'd you like to come over
and fuck the shit outta my ass? Yeah, really. No, not home. I'm
over here at some fag's house. Okay, okay, don't be so touchy.
An older gay fellow's boudoir...how's that, you dumb cock-
sucker?" He winked at the man. "I know I've never mentioned him.
Takes my prick all the way. He just got done licking his own
shit off my dick and he's still hungry. No, I'm not bullshitting
you. He wants to clean my shit off your prick. That's why I'm
gonna let you fuck me all the way. You can fuck him, too, if you
want. He'll probably clean you off after, even though he prefers
the taste of my shit better than his own. What? I don't know.
We'll find out after you get here. Naw, don't wash or nothing,
just hurry up. Here's the address..."
   "Gosh, he's really coming?" the man gulped when he'd
hung up.
   "Oh, yeah! He's got a boner already. Said he wouldn't miss
it."
   "What was the last part he asked?"
   "Ah, he was just wonderin' if you liked the taste of Puerto
Rican shit. Said he was just about to take a dump and asked if
he should keep it handy for you." He laughed, making an obscene
motion of a guy taking a shit. "You wanna try a turd? Tonight's
the time!"
   "Hey, don't get me too deep into this, okay?"
   "You're deep in shit already, fella. You still got some on
your lip! Don't worry...I won't make you do that. Course, you
can if you want."
   "I don't think so. But if you're gonna get fucked, maybe I
oughta loosen you up real good."
   "Mmmm. Wanna suck my asshole some more, hunh?"
   "Yeah. Lemme do it til he gets here!"
   "Okay. Let me unlock the door. I told him to just walk in."
   The punk did so, then straddled the man's face and lewdly
squatted down and settled his big asshole on the man's mouth to
be sucked on. Having his shithole licked out was a great
pleasure for him, and this guy was the only person he knew who
was willing to do it. Many times, while in this position, he'd
fantasized about taking a big shit in the guy's mouth.
   That's one reason why he'd begun to leave his craphole
dirtier and dirtier lately...hoping the guy would like the spicy
taste enough to let him. He preferred chicks, but fags seemed to
be more willing to do nasty things. He wasn't a great looking
guy, and girls weren't all that impressed with his huge cock
because they found it hurt too much.
   But faggots always got turned on by it. Even if they
couldn't take it, they were willing to try. At least these two
queers certainly enjoyed sucking up the cream from his balls.
And jacking off his buddy was no great sacrifice. Holding those
stiff 8" wasn't too bad.
   "Hey, Vern! Gettin' your butt sucked, hunh?" the guy burst
in, closing the door.
   "Yep! Hey, you're queer, how come you never sucked my ass?"
   "I don't know. I've never done it before. Besides, your
crack stinks all the time."
   "Well here's one guy that don't mind. He sucks the shit
right off my hole!" He gets up and turns around the other way,
facing the man's feet. "Meet Clarence. Clarence, that's Rudy.
Keep sucking."
   Rudy approached them, quickly taking his clothes off.
"Hell, he's only about 45. I thought you had some old geezer."
   "He's sure geezin' my asshole! You like him so much, why
don't you get down and suck his prick?"
   "Didn't say I like him, but he's got a nice crank." He got
between Clarence's legs and put the man's cock in his mouth.
   "Mmm, that's hot. Never seen ya blow a cock 'cept for mine.
Better not do him too good, he hasn't come yet. He'll blast your
tonsils soon if you suck like you usually do. Better just lick a
while."
   "Nice cock. You ain't the only one, though, Vern. When we
ain't got something going, I spend time at the shithouse in the
park. Plenty of guys hang around there looking for blowjobs. I
sucked off 12 pricks in one day over there and got sucked off
twice myself!"
   "Damn, you're a real slutty cocksucker! Guess all you fags
are like that, hunh? Think they'd like my prick in there?"
   "Don't make me laugh. You'd be mobbed and you know it.
Those queers get a load of your cock and they'll devour you! I'm
not kidding. They'll drag you out and strip you...probably chew
your smelly balls right off!"
   Rudy got up, leaving the cock bobbing freely, and went
around to where Vern was getting his asshole swabbed out. He
bent down.
   "Hi. Like that shithole, hunh? Looks like you've really got
it opened up nicely. That's good. I've been wanting to fuck his
ass for a long time. Want me to drag some shit outta there? You
really gonna lick it? Here's my cock...see if you like it."
   Rudy wagged his prick over Clarence's face...rubbing it up
and down Vern's crack.
   "Oh, that's nice!" Clarence commented, extremely excited.
"Yeah, I wanna see you fuck him, alright. Get it dirty for me. I
don't care how shitty it is...I'll lick it off!"
   "Go ahead," Vern suggested, "might as well fuck me this
way. Stick it in his mouth; let him get it wet. Fuck me right
over his face so he can catch the smell. But when you pull out,
don't put it in his mouth til I can watch. I promised to fuck
him while he cleans your prick!"
   "GAWD! I never thought I'd be doing something as dirty as
this with YOU!"
   Clarence slobbered all over the big, uncut cock, reveling
in the cheesy taste.
   "Okay, scooch that hole back, man. I'm ready to plug you!"
   "Hey, I'm ready for it, you cocksucker, but take it easy.
You're the only guy that's ever put his prick in me, remember?
So you know I've never really been fucked."
   "Hold on, slick, you're gonna like this!" Rudy promised. He
let Clarence lick his cock some more, until it was good and wet,
then he mushed it over the guy's wet asshole and began to ease
it in. "Don't tighten up, now, just let me slip it in. Oooh,
that's it. See, it's going right up there without a hitch. Ah,
man, you were made to be fucked!"
   "JEEZ!" Vern cried, bent forward. "I can feel it going in,
but it ain't as smooth as you think! Lemme catch my breath,
willya?!"
   "Alright. You got half of it. Push back when you want
more."
   "Okay. Wantin' to see him lick my shit's the only reason
I'm doin' this. You know that, doncha?"
   "Sure, sure," Rudy giggled. "Big horse-cocked sonofa-
bitchin' stud like you couldn't possibly enjoy a fat prick up
your ass, right? Now hump that butt back. I can already feel
it's squishy in there."
   Clarence didn't have any doubt, either. He could smell the
cock right above his face. It was tremendously exciting seeing
Vern getting fucked right over him. He started to lick Rudy's
hanging nuts. They were quite hairless, and Clarence liked them
that way. He preferred licking and tasting the wrinkled ballskin
without a bunch of hair getting in the way. He liked assholes
that way, too, and intended to lick Rudy's ass before this was
over. Vern had hair on his hole, but Clarence didn't mind it so
much cause he craved the guy's prick. He even had to admit that
the hair kept a lot of hot smells entrapped, and he certainly
loved the smell of Vern's shitty crack! He was gonna lick the
guy's shit, and he was looking forward to it. He was glad the
guy had made him lick his own crap...because it brought matters
to this!
   "Oooh, it's fuckin' hot in there, man! Couple more inches?"
   "Okay!" Vern slammed his ass back, taking it all. "Damn!
Guess I relaxed more than I thought I could. Fuck me now. Start
stroking so that old fuck can smell my shit and get turned on
knowing he's gonna eat it! UGH! YEAH! FUCK ME!"
   "You got it, buddy! You're not enjoying this too much, are
you?" He chuckled with a bit of sarcasm.
   "Fuck off! Just screw me. Aw, damn! Oh, slam that big
Puerto Rican prick up there! You dirty fags got something with
this butt-fucking alright. Maybe I could get to diggin'
this...but you ain't ever gonna put a cock in my mouth...that's
for sure!"
   "No, of course not, buddy. We know you'll never put your
lips on a guy's prick," Rudy assured him, smiling to himself. "I
could tell that every time you jacked me off and blew your scum
in my mouth!"
   "Yeh, you like my scum, hunh? Suck my prick n' drink my
jizz!"
   "Sure, man. You know I love your big loads. Maybe this
guy's able to take that monster up his ass, but I'll bet he
don't blow you like I do."
   "N-no...you're the best, man! Best fucker...I mean,
cocksucker!"
   "It's okay, baby, say it. Tell me how much you like me
fucking your asshole. You're a natural, Vern. You're fuckin'
stuffed with shit up there and it still ain't hurtin' ya too
much. I'm screwin' your fuckin' TURD and you still got room for
more prick!"
   "Heh! Maybe I could even take my own, hunh?"
   "You just let me know. I got this friend with a cock that
nearly matches yours. He'd love to screw you and take your prick
up his ass. Why don't you just go with it and bend over more?
Lick the guy's nuts or something. What're you afraid of?"
   "Ungh, ungh! Bein' queer, man, what do you think? I don't
wanna be queer! I'll just...play with his balls. How's that?"
   "You don't hafta ask. Do what you want. Suck his fuckin'
cock. It don't matter what you do. Ain't nobody ever gonna call
you a sissy boy, you hot stud. No matter what you do. We ain't
gonna tell anyway."
   Clarence's cock was flapping around. Vern ignored it, but
did grab hold of his balls and squeeze them with an uncommon
tenderness. The stench coming from that cock being dragged from
the asshole over his nose was causing him concern. But the sight
was so deliciously overwhelming...and having his balls played
with...was helping him retain his resolve. Of course, he
realized he wouldn't have any choice in the matter. With Vern
agreeing to getting fucked like this...even if he was enjoying
it...left no doubt that he'd force him if necessary!
   "Got a lot of shit coming out now, Vern. Really stinks! I'm
gonna have to blow soon or pass out!"
   "Okay, buddy. Cram it up there and get as much shit on it
as you can while you dump your load up my ass. I wanna see him
lick your cum all mixed in with my poop!" He grabbed Clarence's
cock and jerked it.
   "Oooh, get it dirty! Get it dirty!" Clarence gushed. Just
having the guy's hand on his cock for the first time suddenly
made the stink he was breathing smell like pungent flowers!
   "OH! OH! URGH! ERRRNN! FUUUUUCK!" Rudy cried, emptying his
balls. He was punching Vern's asshole with deep, turd-mashing
drives.
   "Oh, man, gettin' my ass creamed!" Vern said, surprised.
His cock was dripping on Clarence's chest. Rudy's prick was
slamming against his prostate, and it was all he could do to
keep from coming himself. But he wasn't about to fuck up his
plans, and he was eager to fuck the man's cavernous rectum
again.
   "Damn, you're a good fuck!" Rudy complimented him. "Ready
to slip out. Hold your horses so you don't wipe me clean."
   "Okay. Pull that crap outta there, guy. Let's see some
shit-eating now!" He tried to remain loose as Rudy slipped his
gooey prick out. Letting out a big breath, he turned around and
looked at the cock. "Holy fuck! Your prick looks like a turd!"
   "Smells like one, too!" Rudy squinched up his nose. "Let's
get this over with, okay? I came and I'm not much interested any
more."
   "Alright. Lay back and let the man do his work. Come on,
you old fuck. Getchur ass up so I can fuck it."
   Clarence hopped up and got between Rudy's legs. On his
elbows, he thrust his ass up. Having already been fucked
earlier, his veteran rectum had no trouble taking the truncheon
again without any lubricant but the load still lodged up there.
He didn't care. Seeing that cock remain stiff from the
excitement at what he was going to do, he smiled at Rudy.
   "Let me suck your asshole later, okay?" he said to him.
   "Sure, if you clean my cock real good," Rudy promised.
   "Don't worry. I think I'm gonna like this!"
   Stuffed to the gills with that huge prick again, Clarence
went down on the filthy cock and hungrily ate the mound of shit
covering the knob! He gobbled up Vern's mushy excrement like it
was fudge! He'd never been hornier in his life than he was
being with these two young punks and filling his mouth with hot
shit! Vern had him by the hair, and had his head pulled to the
side so he could watch the man eating his crap. He humped the
asshole and brought his head down next to the shit-eater's and
got a better view. Even the stink of his own shit was a turn-on
at this point. He looked over at Rudy's astonished eyes.
   "See? Fucker'll do anything for me. Wanna see him suck shit
outta my ass?"
   "He's a real filth-dog, that's for sure! He said he wants
to suck my asshole. How 'bout I shit a turd in his mouth?"
   "Whadda you say, Clarence? Wanna suck a big greasy Puerto
Rican turd after that? Yeah, look at him go! He'll eat shit all
night if we let him. Clean that prick then I'll turn you over.
Fuck your brains out while my buddy takes a big dump in your
mouth?"
   "Unh hunh! Mmmmm. Yeah. More shit...more shit! I wish I'd
known this stuff tasted so good years ago! Shitturdsassholes...
shitturdsassholes! I GOTTA CUM!"
   Pulling his cock out with a noisy ploosh, Vern quickly
flipped Clarence onto his back. The man's cock was throbbing
dangerously, and Rudy noticed it. He quickly scooted over in
time to take Clarence's prick between his lips and receive an
abundance of hot sperm that just kept squirting into his
mouth...probably the most prodigious load he'd ever swallowed!
   That, and the whole atmosphere, still had him fired up. As
Vern rammed his cock back into Clarence's hole, Rudy climbed
onto the man's face and sat his asshole onto his mouth. He
wanted eaten out...AND he wanted to shit so bad he was
determined to not let the chance go by.
   "Eat me out! Suck my asshole! I'm gonna shit in your
mouth!"
   "Oh, yeah!" Vern cried out, grabbing Clarence by the ankles
and spreading them wide so he could get a good view while he
kept plugging away.
   Clarence--still extremely excited, having lost none of his
erection--lewdly sucked away at the offered, nearly hairless
brown hole. He wanted it. Damn his perverted lust, he wanted it
more than anything. With that impossibly huge piece of meat
plundering his rectum, heaven was on the horizon!
   Rudy closed his eyes and grunted. Adjusting his feet and
placing his palms on the floor for leverage, he lifted up
slightly to adjust for what he knew would soon be expelled from
his colon.
   Clarence--and Vern, too--could plainly see Rudy wrinkled
anus get wider and wider, expanding until a dark brown nub
appeared. It glistened with sparkling assjuice, causing the
man's tongue to eagerly begin lapping over it.
   "Oh, fuck, man," Vern gushed, "that's so hot! Lick that
cocksucker's turd! Yeah, lick the shit coming out of his ass!
   It got longer and longer, easing out. Rudy was obviously
trying to control the speed, knowing it must be a sight to
behold. It wasn't long enough yet for him to see, even though he
was ducking his head in an attempt to observe his turd going
into another man's mouth, but the other two were staring with
salacious enjoyment...one licking the juice off, the other with
his tongue hanging out of his mouth as his fucking motions froze
in astonished wonder.
   But with four inches now hanging out of Rudy's shithole,
Vern's hips came alive again. He began to fuck furiously when
Clarence wrapped his lips over the steaming turd and started
sucking it!
   The older man only momentarily wished it was Vern taking a
shit in his mouth. He didn't doubt he'd get plenty of chances
later. This greasy thing would do nicely. Afraid Rudy's control
would soon dissipate, he chomped down and began eating it! Not
knowing how long it might be, he figured he'd better start if he
wanted to devour it all straight from the guy's ass.
   "Oh, eat that shit, you sonofabitch!" Vern barked.
"Goddam!" He reached down and fisted Clarence's rigid cock.
Then, because his own was so long, he was able to keep fucking
while he bent over and took the man's prickhead into his mouth
and suck on it while still being able to view Rudy emptying his
rectum into the happy toilet.
   It was too much for him, and soon he was blasting another
ballload into the older man's writhing bottom...just as Clarence
flooded his mouth with warm, salty jizz in a powerful eruption
that equalled his own. No time for macho bullshit, he gulped it
down as long as both their orgasms lasted.
   Vern shook his head as he dressed, watching Clarence
drinking Rudy's steam of piss. "Jezzus! Got fucked up the ass.
Gave a queer a blowjob. Got excited watching a dude take a shit
down a fag's throat. And I didn't even have any dope! This'll
never happen again, you hear?"
   Rudy looked at Clarence and rolled his eyes. "Of course,
Vern. We know that. Hell, a stud like you wouldn't..."
   "Okay. Next Saturday, alright? This time I'll be packin'.
And get some mirrors, willya?"
   "Sure, Vern. I'll bring the dope and some beer." He got a
grin on his face. "Uh, you want me to bring along that big-
dicked friend of mine? Just in case?"
   Vern scowled, but didn't say no.


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