Date: Tue, 4 Jul 2006 20:20:43 EDT
From: LJFRUNNER@aol.com
Subject: AssFrkNasty (scat)

AssFrknasty
By Feddy T

       I've been married now to a lovely woman over 15 years, living the
straight, surburan life.  We have three kids -- two girls, ages 8 and 10,
and a boy, 14.  What my wife and kids don't know is I lead a dual life.
Secretly, I crave homosexual raunchy and kinky anal pleasures - -
particularly, nasty rim jobs, greased toys, fart-sniffing and a dark, taboo
curiosity with shit.  My lunch hours at the office are spent on the
Internet, indulging in dirty chat and arranging clandestine get-togethers
with piggy gay men in sleazy men rooms, motels and adult theaters.  It's an
addition I can't shake free.
	It all began my senior year in high school.  I was a star player on
the school hockey team, popular with the chicks, yadda yadda yadda.  My
best friend and teammate, Darby M., was a good-looking blond jock that had
transferred from an eastern private school.  He dated some of the hottest
girls, like a French exchange student named Marie, a drop-dead gorgeous
babe who had modeled as a kid for several Parisian clothing catalogs.  What
no one knew -- and I was soon to find out -- was that Darby secretly liked
to do the nasty with boys.
	Darby invited me over to his parent's house one weekend when they
were out of town to watch football and hang out.  We watched the game in
the living room, drinkin' beer and sharin' joints of killer pot. By the
time the game ended, we were both stoned beyond repair.  Darby gave me a
mysterious smile and said, "You wanna see somethin' totally fuckin' wild?"
then jumped up and ran upstairs before I could respond.  He came back a few
minutes later with a stack of XXX porn videos, a dirty grin on his face.
"My dad collects these from all over the world.  Some are hot and some are
gross as hell.  Here, check it out."  He slipped a tape in the VCR and
rejoined me on the sofa.  Instantly, the screen came to life with sexy
moaning and groaning, two German guys and a voluptuous, dark-haired female.
The men were dressed in dapper business suits, sitting on a couch with
their flys open.  The woman was dressed in slutty black lingerie, kneeling
between one of the guy's open legs.  Her broad, bubble asscheeks swayed
vulgarly from side to side as she sucked his thick penis, making lusty
moaning sounds.  The guy was leaning over to one side, suckin' the cock of
the man sitting beside him.  Amid all of the squirming and groaning came
piggish farting noises, followed by earthly mutterings in guttural German.
The action was so graphic and crude; I felt my face blush warm and my belly
lurch with a tight, knotted feeling.  I'd never watched porn this filthy
before.
	Darby and I sat beside one another, our eyes glued to the TV,
neither of us saying anything for a time.  I, myself, was too busy tryin'
to hide the lewd bulge growin' in my pants.  Then Darby gave me a sly leer
and started to fan his legs and squirm.  "Maaaan," he drawled.  "I can't
hold this fucker back!" Locking eyes with me, he raised his sneakers high
in the air, grabbed the cheeks of his butt and broke trombone wind.  It
sounded like he blew a hole through his pant seat.
       "Ahhhhh, yeaaahh," he sighed with earthy boldness.  "Let some
pressure off, dude."  He found this incredibly funny, chortling like a
naughty kid sharing a filthy secret.  Not sure where things were going but
sensing they were headed into dirty, un-chartered waters, I relaxed my
inhibitions and my sphincter.  I opened my legs and raised my knees, then
let go a gaseous ripper that fried the cheeks of my ass.  Darby whistled
with crude, boyish admiration, his glance straying to my crotch.  I caught
the look and cut a peek down between his legs.  The mood was growing
decidedly goatish and suggestive.  A small, terrified part of me wanted to
jump up and run; another part longed to stay and see where things would end
up.
       We lapsed into a weird raunchy contest to see who could fart the
loudest and longest in all sorts of obscene positions.  A video would end
Darby would slip in another, kinkier than the one before, come back and sit
on the sofa.  Really bizarre imported stuff -- transsexuals, lesbians, S&M,
midgets, piss and scat kink.  Before long, we'd reached an unspoken
conclusion that our buttholes somehow produced richer tones with our pants
pushed down.  Soon thereafter, Darby was up on his hands and knees on the
sofa cushions, waggin' his tight, rounded buttocks so close to my face I
could feel the stinky breeze blowin' through his tightie whities. The air
in the livin' room grew ripely aromatic.  I suddenly realized we both
packed vulgar pup-tents in our shorts and my heartbeat was thumping a mile
a second.
       Somehow we ended up wrestlin' around on the livin' room rug in just
our underpants and sneakers, our trousers and T-shirts tossed to the floor.
One thing led to another, and the next thing I know, my cock was in Darby's
mouth.  No one had ever sucked me off before.  None of the prudish girls I
dated from school would do it.  I often fantasized what it would feel like.
Thinking back on it now, I must've suspected all along that Darby had queer
intentions when he invited me over that day.
       So the two of us were lyin' on our sides in the 69 position on his
parents; shag rug.  My underpants were pushed down past my ass.  Darby's
were stretched down in front so his dick and balls protrude free.  His
pubic hair was reddish-blond like the hair on his head.  His penis had a
big helmet head and was longer and thicker than mine.  He had his fist
around it, slowly pumpin' it up and down while his lips made slurry toilet
sounds around my cock.  My pecker was stiff as a fuckin' board. I didn't
know if it was the beer, pot, or what, but his mouth on my schlong felt
REALLY good!  I started to pump my hips in his face and tell him how I
wanted him to suck it, how I wanted my nuts licked and kissed.
       The sewer talk fueled his lust and mine, too.  He moaned and sucked
me harder, pumpin' his own stiff cock inches from my face.  Feeling
sluttish and flatulent from the beer, I lifted my legs and pushed out
another warm, sputtery fart, sighing from the dirty feeling it gave me.  I
twisted my body around to force Darby onto his back which put me on top of
him with my face between his legs.  My hands slid down the back of his
tightie whities, peelin' them down his legs past his knees.  He hoisted his
legs up and back so his smooth ballsac and fuzzy asscrack were more
accessible.  The heady scent of him wafted up into my nostrils.  What the
hell, I thought.  Who was gonna know?  I clutched his smooth, muscular buns
with both hands and pressed my face up to his rigid dick, rubbing my nose
and cheeks and lips all over it with my eyes closed.  He pulled his hands
away. I licked the head as he spread his legs wide, causing his shorts to
slip down further.  Now they were wrapped around the tops of his sneakers.
He churned his lips and groaned with pleasure as my tongue trailed up and
down the length of his shaft.  Before I could stop myself, I'd opened my
mouth and swallowed a good half of Darby's stiff schlong, then started
bobbin' my head up and down on it.  Part of me couldn't believe I had a
dude's peter in my mouth.  It tasted strange, but turned me on in a nasty
way I couldn't explain.
       Having gone that far, I threw caution to the wind.  I released
Darby's dick, moving my mouth down to lick and suck his big, fat, hairless
nuts, stuffing one, then both of them in my mouth.  My nose found his
asshole and I took a big whiff of it.  His pooper throbbed and puckered
vulgarly, begging me to kiss it.  The aroma was pungent and gamey.  My cock
seemed to harden ever more.  I knew this wouldn't be the last time I had my
nose stuffed in a boy's stinky butthole.
       I felt Darby's hands on my bare asscheeks, stroking and massaging
them, gently pullin' them apart.  I groaned against his butthole and pumped
my ass up and down, fuckin' his mouth like a warm pussy.  He made a
retching sound, but kept sucking.  Both of us were all the way into it now.
It's like we were tryin' to out-filthy each other.  We kept gruntin' like
pigs and makin' our bowels belch gassy farts, wallowing around the floor
with our faces buried between each other's leg.  The raunchy smells and
piggy sounds really had us going.  I couldn't remember ever being this
filthy with a chick before.
       Darby slipped his tongue in my asshole and worked it in and out.
The pleasure that gave me was indescribable!  I damn near came right then.
I groaned long and deep and writhed my ass on his face, grinding my
buttocks in languid circles.  Darby was lovin' it, making all sorts of
animal noises in my ass.  I returned the favor, pulling his asscheeks apart
to snake my tongue up his tight, funky rectum.  He let go a deep moan and
pulled his legs way back so his knees were around his ears.  I pushed my
tongue in there so deep; my face was mashed flush against his fuzzy crack.
His rectum tasted like shit, but I didn't pull away until he farted in my
mouth.  I know that sounds disgusting, but at the time it was so thrilling
and kinky I exploded my load in his mouth and face.  Seconds later, I felt
his hot jizm squirtin' over my lips and cheeks.
       After that day, we'd get together almost every weekend at his folk's
place to smoke pot, drink, watch his dad's dirty movies and get low-down
and kinky with each other.