Date: Sat, 16 Jul 2011 09:27:28 -0500
From: naked guy <ihateclothes@gmail.com>
Subject: Brown Daddy (ws, scat)

(Fiction for adults only)

I had seen Eric getting out of the truck with his 3 sons many times at
the gym.  As I was coming or going, I'd sometimes see his sons going
into the video arcade next to the gym.  It seems while he was working
out, they were having fun next door playing games.  Eventually over a
few months, he struck up a conversation with me and we became gym
buds.   A couple of weeks later, we started synchronizing our workouts
so that we could work out together.  Weeks turned into months and we
became friends.

He was black, tall, and very hot.  Even though I was dwarfed by him
and he was more muscular, he was patient to work out with me and help
me improve my routine.  He was cool with having to take off a lot of
weights after his turn when we rotated on a machine.  I loved it when
he put his hands on me to help me squeeze in that extra rep.  I
eventually learned that he used to be a personal trainer--that made
sense.  Yet he was cool with giving me all of that free help.  Having
just entered my thirties a few years before, at the time I met him I
had just lost a lot of weight and was becoming much healthier.  My
body had changed from a chunky slob to a well toned, decent one.  As
he helped my with my workouts, my body improved some more and I became
very proud of it.  It was a lot of hard work and eating well.

There were mirrors on many of the gym walls.  When we worked out, I
loved seeing us together in the reflection.  Like when I'd spot him as
he did his chest press set, my crotch was right above his handsome
face.  I was shorter than him, but I had a nice body, too.  I was just
a smaller guy.  To help me get in one last rep of a hard exercise, he
sometimes held onto my arms to help me.   My dick would stir every
time.  I loved seeing his darker skin against my pale white skin.

Over many months, I got to know him better from our workout
conversations.  He had divorced years ago and had raised his boys with
only the help of his mom.  She died some time back after the boys were
older.  He had just turned 35 but looked younger.

He surprised me one day and asked if I wanted to join him and his kids
on the fourth of July.  I wasn't seeing anyone at the time and told
him I would.  Not only did I get to have some great grilled ribs and
dogs on his patio, but I got the pleasure of simply hanging out with
his fine ass.  We played dominos and some poker with a couple of his
neighbors while his sons went next door to play video games with their
friends.  They lived in some run-down apartments that were quite old.
There was no pool or any place for the kids to play.  He had a
concrete patio with no fence.  It faced a creek that was a muddy
eyesore.  I had a great time and got quite buzzed on the beer he
provided.  My dick had a semi all day long...especially because of the
tank top he wore.  His shorts showed his package.  I tried not to
stare, but I was sure he'd caught my glances in the corner of his eye.
 He had a devious grin after the last time I thought he'd caught me
looking as his perfect ass after he bent over to pick up something.

Finally, at sunset, I told him I had to go and thanked him for a fun
afternoon.  As I as leaving, he surprised me and asked me if I could
act as a sitter for his boys for the coming weekend.  He said he had
to go out of town for work and had no one to stay with his sons.  They
seemed to be well behaved and I was hot for him, so I agreed to do it.
 I surprised myself by my next statement.

"Why don't you bring them to my townhouse, I have a tiny pool in my
little backyard, they'd have fun!" I said.

"Wow, bud, that would be awesome.  I'll pay you well for this." He replied.

So it was set for him to bring his sons over the next Friday evening.
I asked myself why did I volunteer my place.  It's clean, there's
room, but gay stuff is everywhere.  I'm a kinky dude with all kinds of
toys and into all kinds of nasty stuff...especially piss and scat!  I
love shit.  I love the smell of turd meat, the feel of it, and the
taste of it especially.  Next on my list is piss.  I even have my
extra room equipped with a sling, roll of plastic sheeting for the
floor, a rack of toys, tit clamps, rim seat, and more.  I was gonna
have to lock up the room or clear it out.   I figured the kids could
sleep on my sofa bed and on sleeping bags in the living room instead.

The week flew by and Friday came fast.  My "playroom" already had a
locking door knob so that was no issue to take care of.  I had wanted
an Xbox and I knew those guys loved video games, so I went and bought
it.  I though it would keep them busy when they weren't in the pool.
I stocked up foods that I figured they'd like and I planned on
ordering a pizza on the second night.  I'd put away all of the porn
DVD's from the living room and mags from the bathroom.  I felt I was
fully prepared.

Eric arrived on time and came bustling in with the guys when I opened
the door.  They appeared to be excited about their stay instead of
dreading being away from home.  That was good, I didn't want to deal
with a bunch of sourpusses.

After Eric left, I showed them the Xbox and they were thrilled.  I
happened to have bought games that they liked.  They played for a
couple of hours before taking a break.  There was Jamal, 12, Jackie,
13, and Jesse, 14.  Eric hadn't told them that I had a pool.

Jamal peeped into the back yard and shouted, "Hey, he got a pool!"

My townhouse had a small fenced in yard that was so small that with
the pool being there, only a small strip of space was left between the
pool and the fence.  There was only enough room for a sidewalk on one
side and shrubs on the other.  There was a gate in the back but the
fence was very private.  The townhouses were arranged in a way that no
one could see into my yard from the second floor of the neighboring
unit.  I lived on the end of the lot.

The other two gathered around him and started talking excitedly.
Their apartments didn't have a pool and they were dying to use it.  I
told the guys to go change into shorts and head out to the pool.  All
three grabbed a large backpack and headed to the bathroom.  I was
already in shorts so I just tossed off my shirt and shoes and walked
into the pool area.  I got a shock when all three of them came running
out naked as the day they were born!

They ran out the door naked and splashed into the pool and began
roughhousing.

"Guys, what the hell?  Where's your clothes?"

"Looks like dad forgot to pack anything but t-shirts and socks!" Jesse
answered.

"I don't think your dad would approve you skinny-dipping back here!" I
said flabbergasted, but turned on.

"It ain't no big deal Mr. Joe.  We all sleep naked at home!." Stated Jackie.

I looked at their faces to see if they were bullshitting me.  Perhaps
their dad was really that open-minded.   Just then, my cell rang.  It
was Eric.

"Hey dude," he said, "I forgot to pack my sons' stuff.  They left
their sleeping bags in the truck, too."

I wasn't going to say anything, but I decided to confess.

"Yeah, don't get mad, but there's going au natural in the pool now.
Are you ok with that?"

"Oh yeah," he laughed.  "They sleep nude at home.  It's just us guys
there...they're mature enough to handle it.  Let them have fun.  I'm a
VERY open-minded dad."

I noticed that he emphasized the word "very".  So, they weren't lying
to me after all.  Despite my own kinky sex life, I was really thrown
off by these kids going naked and their dad not giving a shit.  Maybe
I was a little jealous.

I looked at the guys.  Oddly enough, they all looked the same exact
age as if they were triplets instead of their actual ages.  They were
lanky but nicely toned.  Even the youngest had pubes already.
Bouncing around in the water, I could see that their teenage dicks
were ample and their butts were perky and round.  I sat down so my
woody didn't show.  Their skin was mostly smooth and was lighter in
color than their dad's.  Their faces were like younger copies of Eric.
 Their haircuts were identical, square cut on their foreheads, cropped
very short all over.

"Come on in Mr. Joe," yelled Jamal.

"I don't know guys, I'm gonna relax here on the deck."

The deck was just a small block of wood.  They shouted in
disagreement.  They got out of the water, their skin glistening as
water rolled off of their bubble butts.  Jackie and Jesse got on each
side of my chair and Jamal from behind.  They playfully pulled me up
out of the chair and dragged me to the edge of the water and pushed me
in.  They jumped and I chased them around, trying to duck each one in
revenge.  I got each one of them one by one.  It turned me on to grab
their naked, wet bodies tightly against my own before I ducked them.
It didn't bother them at all, they just got more rowdy.  I had to
quiet them down a little to not attract attention.  No one could see
us, but they could hear us easily next door.

My shorts were not really swim trunks and were sagging , my crack
showing in back, bush in the front.  After I kept pulling them up, I
thought what the fuck and pulled them off completely.  They guys never
said a word...it was no big deal.  I suspected they saw their dad
naked at home a lot, too.

After we got out of the water, everyone grabbed one of the towels that
I'd set out.  Once they were dried off, they folded their towels and
placed them on the table inside.  Instead of getting dressed or at
least lounging in their towels, they just stayed naked.  I wasn't
going to complain anymore, I really dug it.  However, I was getting
another erection.  I was about to put some clothes on or grab a towel,
but I thought they didn't care about their nudity, why should I?  They
were back at the video games playing naked before I knew it.

I sat on the couch behind them as they sat on cushions on the floor by
the big screen TV.  As Jesse and Jamal played, Jackie waited his turn.
 He lay just behind them on his belly, ass facing me.  Every now and
then he'd scratch his ass or balls by reaching behind.  And when he
scratched his ass, he was scratching the butthole, not his cheeks.  He
casually sniffed his finger after he scratched his crack again.  I was
getting aroused even more.

After it was Jackie's turn again, Jamal got on the floor behind the
other two but sat on his knees jeering at his competitors yelling
insults and laughing.  I stared at his muscular back and perfect ass.
Between his feet, I could barely see his nuts hanging down past his
butt.  Suddenly his cheeks flexed and he farted big.  He turned around
and apologized.  They all howled over it.   His attention went back to
the game.  Jessie rose from his sitting position and continued playing
standing.  His dick was half erect and bouncing!  I wondered if these
guys were putting on a show for me on purpose.

While their backs were turned I took the liberty of jacking my hard
cock.   A direct view of my dick was kind of blocked by my hand from
their angle, but not hard to see if they really tried.  When they
switched players again I didn't bother hiding it.  I let it stick up
towards the ceiling.  They were all starting to sweat on their
foreheads and backs.  The room began to smell like teen sweat.

Suddenly, the round ended and Jesse's turn was over.  He turned around
and walked over to the couch and sat next to me, his leg touching
mine.  The other two brothers were engrossed in the game and were
facing the TV.  Jesse looked at me then nodded down towards his cock
which was completely rock hard now.

"Come on, dude."  He smiled and winked.

I didn't even care that he was a minor.  I was down on my knees and
had my mouth down to the base of his cock instantly.  I sucked it good
and hard while he pressed my head down making me choke.  I coughed but
got used it by breathing on the up swing.  I held on to his hairless
balls and savored being face fucked.  You gotta love teens' inability
to edge it out and savor a blow job.  In less than two minutes my
mouth filled with shot after shot of warm tasty cum.  It wasn't thick
at all, but there was a lot of it.  I kept sucking until there wasn't
a drop left.  I slowed down into a sensual milking mode.  He got
really sensitive and pulled out.

Just in time, Jackie yelled at him to take his place, it was Jesse's
turn again.  I'd managed to get back on the couch in time but my hard
dick was pointing up towards the ceiling and had a long drip of pre
cum flopping around dripping to the hardwood floor.  Jackie came over
to the couch and stood in front of me pretending to watch the game.
He turned just his upper torso toward me and nodded down at his
perfect butt.  I put my hands on the cheeks and started stroking his
buns.  He scooted backwards as I moved my ass to the edge of the
cushion causing my nose to collide with his crack.  I sniffed it
deeply.  Despite him having been in the pool for a long time, it was
still gamey.  He farted and giggled but I huffed it all in.

He kept on cheering or taunting his brothers from where he was
standing, but simultaneously he took his hands and pulled his cheeks
apart.  There in front of me was a pink oval that was perfectly
symmetrical in its crinkles and folds.  I stuck my nose in it and
sniffed hard again.  I smelled a hint of shit but I didn't see any.
Without any warning, he reached back and pulled my head into his ass
hard and didn't let go.  I started licking deeply into his little
pucker.  It was so tight I could barely get my tongue inside it, so I
was content with just sucking on it and getting it cleaned up with my
spit.

After five minutes into my serious rim job, he abruptly pulled away
and walked to his brothers.  It was Jamal's turn to sit it out.  He
moved back to me and sat on the couch, dick growing and sticking up
against his belly.   He spit onto his cock a couple of times until it
was covered with his loogies.  I was standing up wondering what he
wanted.  He slapped my ass and pointed to his dick.  He wanted me to
sit on his cock!  I moved over to it and lowered myself down with only
the lube of his spit.  His dick seemed to be more than five inches, to
me that was big for a twelve year old.  It was barely smaller than
both of his brothers' cocks.  The small size of it made it no
challenge for me to just hop on it...and I did.  My ass was quite
seasoned anyway--it was used to taking larger objects.

I started riding him slowly but his slim little waist started bucking
and slamming my butt hard.  I just stayed in place and let him do his
thing.  In a few minutes, he was moaning and I could feel cum gushing
in my rectum.  After he finished cumming and got his breath back, he
slapped my ass and nodded for me to get up.  As I got up, I saw there
was still a large drop of cum on the top of his dick.  There was also
a streak of dark brown on the side.  He nodded down at his dick and I
understood that as a signal to clean it off.  I did it rather quickly
before it was his turn again.  That dollop of his cum tasted great
with the bit of my own shit.

After he got up I sat there wanking until I shot a thick load all over
my belly and legs.  After I was done, I just rubbed the cum all over
my belly and into my bush.  After all that, I wasn't gonna hide
anything--what was the point?  I sat there in a daze until my stomach
growled fiercely.

"You guys hungry?" I asked.

They stopped the game and yell "yes" in unison.  We all headed to the
kitchen and I got out cold cuts, chips, sodas, and dip.  There were no
words about the sex we'd just had, the load I shot, or anything but
their fucking video game.

Just like the average teen male, they loaded up their plates with huge
sandwiches and chips.  They drank a ton of soda and proudly burped
long, deep belches when done.

"You guys game for a movie?"

They agreed and we looked though the pay per view menu on the TV and
found a recent action movie to watch.  It was one that I'd already
seen at the movies.  I moved to the couch and in the middle seat.
Jackie and Jessie got on either side of me and Jamal lay on the floor
on his belly, butt facing us.    I wanted to get down on the floor and
eat that ass too but I figured I'd play this their way.  Even though
I'd just shot my load, I remained horny sitting between those two hot
and naked guys.

Everyone remained quiet as the pay per view movie started.  Jessie
sipped the rest of his Coke loudly from the straw in his glass.   I
tried to concentrate on the movie but I kept thinking of what all
transpired in the last few hours.  I'd gone skinny-dipping with three
naked teens, sucked off one, rimmed another, and got speed fucked by
the third.  I thought of scenarios like them telling me they wanted
money or something or else they'd tell their dad or even just them
telling their dad and him beating me up before calling the cops.

I got interrupted from my panicky thoughts after Jessie spoke up.

"Man, I gotta piss but I don't wanna get up."

He looked at me with that same look as he did before when he wanted me
to suck his dick.  It was a combination of a puppy dog and streetwise
hustler expression on his face.  I dropped to my knees and put my open
mouth below his dick.  In seconds a strong torrent of piss invaded my
mouth.  As it fizzled and filled up my mouth, I kept swallowing until
the stream petered out.  He shook his dick to knock off the last drops
at the piss slit.

"I'm next bro!" said Jackie in a low voice.

I moved over and put my mouth near his flaccid dick.  It lay looking
soft and juicy against his low hanging nutsack.  He pulled my head to
his cock and I opened wide.  He forced his balls and his soft cock
into my mouth and held onto my head.  I sealed my lips around the base
of them.  Slowly, he began to piss down my throat.  It wasn't a hard
spray like Jesse's piss, but was long and tasted good and salty.
After a couple minutes of "off and on" pissing, he was done.

I thought Jamal was oblivious to us because he never turned around
from his position on the floor where he continued to lay on his belly
staring at the TV.  I got back up on the couch and squeezed in between
Jackie and Jessie.  Since I'd gotten up, they'd moved closer together
and it was a tighter fit than before.  I liked it a lot!

I put my hand in each of their crotch and started jacking them slowly.
 They just kept watching the movie but their cocks grew hard and thick
again.  Just then, Jamal turned over and looked back!

"I gotta go but I don't wanna get up either," he demanded.

I stood up again and walked over to him.  When I got to him he
motioned for me to get on the floor.  I got down on my knees but he
nodded for me to get all the way down, so I lay on the floor thinking
I was going to get pissed on, but he moved down and squatted on my
face and pissed into my open mouth.  He kept farting as he pissed and
I felt something warm on my neck.

"Damn Mistah Joe, I didn't mean to shit on yo' face.  You want some
more Mr. Joe?" asked Jesse.

I just nodded, but reached down and grabbed the pecan sized nugget
he'd dropped on my neck and put it in my mouth and practically
swallowed it whole.

"You want some mo' of dat?" he asked.

I nodded yes like a shit-starved bitch.  I scooted forward and moved
my mouth from under his dick to under his hole and stuck my tongue in
his crack.  I tasted some shit residue but I kept licking.  He farted
again and his hole opened up and pushed a thick turd out in a fast
plop.  It was the size of a small candy bar.

"Oh no, that's just was too fast son, that ain't the way you do it!"

I popped my head up and was in total shock as Eric stood above us.
Jamal's small log fell out of my mouth onto my neck, leaving a brown
liquid trail as my spit dripped off of it on its way out.

"Nobody answered when I knocked, so I came on in."

I started to mumble an excuse in a panic until he spoke again.

"Let me show you guys how it's done again".

I sat there in shock as he pulled off his his shirt and dropped his
pants.  He had no underwear on.  He stepped out of his shoes and was
now wearing only socks.  His body was so fucking unbelievably hot!  He
had a perfectly smooth ass and a long cock and balls dangling.

Eric handed Jamal's shit log back to him and squatted over my face
with his asshole one inch above my nostrils.

"If you wanna be a good feeder, you don't rush things.  I've told
y'all that before.  You let him sniff around first to let him get to
know your hole smell.  You do it enough and he'll know your ass from
another with a blind fold on."

I sniffed deeply up into Eric's hole and it was musky.  It was making me swoon.

After a minute or so of me huffing his crack, he said, "You let him
lick you out good so that your shit come out smooth."

I took that cue and began to feast on his hole.  I'd fantasized about
this at the gym so many times.   His hole had been shaved and was very
smooth.   The way he was hovering over me was making his hole pooch
out, it was really puffy.  I was basically sucking on his ass ring.
Suddenly, a slow, silent fart erupted and his ass lips quivered on
mine.  A warm, pungent smell came out, signaling to me that dinner was
not far away.

I rimmed for another minute or so until I sensed his hole beginning to
slowly expand.  As it opened up, a hard, knobby log peeped out into
the air and after it slid about two centimeters out, it stopped.

"See, you don't push it out all at once, you give them a little at a time."

I sucked on the tip for a couple of minutes after lapping off all of
the ass juice on it.  It was very firm and compressed.  I went for
it--I bit that chunk off and chewed it up really fast.  It was kind of
dry with a bitter and metallic taste.  It got all into my back teeth
and gums.

He let another section of the same length slide out.   I sucked at the
tip where I'd bitten off the first chunk.  It was rough from the
imprints of my front teeth.  I smoothed it out by licking it over and
over.   I bit of another large piece and chewed it up really good.
This time I chewed until it was very mushy, more liquified, and much
easier to swallow.

"You likin' my shit bro?" He asked in a deep, sexy voice.  I mumbled a
"yes" back to him.

He moved from a squatting position to a doggy position, his ass still
over me and in front of my face, one leg on either side of me.  He
scooted his hole back in my face and out came more shit.  The log
changed from the hard knobby texture to a smoother, shiny, and lighter
brown consistency.  I took a big bite of it and it was much more mild
tasting, very smooth.  Now that kind I could have eaten all night!

He paused and said, "Now and then you gotta help him out and give him
something to wash all that down with."

He moved to where his dick dangled over my shit cover face and a slow
stream of salty, strong piss filled my mouth.  He paused the stream to
let me swallow a few times before moving his ass back to my mouth to
allow more shit to be delivered.  I kept eating, he kept pushing a
little more out...he was the perfect feeder.  He kept me satisfied with
giving me what I could eat, a little at a time.  That method kept me
satisfied and wanting more each time another section had been
swallowed.  I could feel shitty slobber running down my chin on either
side.  The shit log kept getting smoother and more delicious as he
pushed more out.  I had counted about eleven bites, I must have eaten
nearly eleven or twelve inches of shit over a period of thirty
minutes!

Finally, the tip of it popped out with a loud stinking fart and fell
right into my waiting mouth.   He moved his right leg over me and
turned to face me.

"You see guys, that was a professional feeding job, but I don't have
to tell you that he's a professional eater, you could tell that by
watching."

"Yes, daddy," they answered in unison.

I think he did a good job and we need to reward him.  I couldn't see
where everyone was but felt them move around me.  Eric, got on top of
me and moved his face down to mine.  He took the other end of the shit
log in my mouth into his and pressed down until our lips met.  We
began shit-kissing with hardcore passion.

I didn't know what was going on around me.  I was in kind of a daze.
Eric was on me kissing me with our tongues squishing his shit around
in our mouths, passing it back and forth.  I felt my dick being sucked
on and spit on like it was being lubed up.  I felt another off the
guys at the back of Eric.  I think someone was eating his ass.  After
most of the shit in our mouths was dissolved into a liquid, I heard
someone speak.

"Ok, Daddy."

I felt him being lowered onto my rock hard cock.  They had lubed his
ass and my dick with their spit for us to fuck!  He sat down really
hard until my entire seven inch dick was buried completely up his
bunghole.  As he pushed down hard, I could feel more shit inside his
rectum being pushed aside by my cock.  What a treat to get to fuck a
shit packed ass!

He began to ride my dick allowing me to slowly fuck him, each down
stroke allowing our balls to slap against each other.  We furiously
made out while I fucked him.  The other guys helped out by licking
various parts of our body.  I felt my toes being sucked by someone
while my nips were pinched hard.  Someone was fingering my asshole.
It was all so intense that I was getting ready to blow.

As if sensing this, Eric moved off of me and rolled onto his back.  I
moved on top of him to continue fucking him.  As I moved down, I felt
someone's hands helping to move my cock into his ass.  Someone began
sucking my balls, getting them both into their mouth.  Someone else
was eating my ass.  I moved down to kiss Eric again.  The sensations
of dick, ass, balls, etc, being stimulated, I began to shoot my load
up his warm, packed hole.

As my orgasm began, each of the guys were sucking my balls or ass
harder--Eric drove his tongue deep into my mouth.  Despite his mouth
being on mine, I was practically yelling as a came.  I'd never had
such a long and intense cum in my entire life, ever.  After I was done
coming, he kept riding me, making me squirm.  Jamal grabbed his cock
and started wanking it until his cum began shooting out all over us.
He collapsed on top of me.  We were coved in shit, cum, and sweat.
The boys started clapping and cheering.  I heard them run to the
bathroom and heard the shower turn on.

As they washed up, Eric and I got to be alone there together on the
floor.  We rolled on our sides and kissed again.

"How did this happen tonight?  Was I set up?"  I started to feel
defensive as the afterglow of our sex waned.

"Babe, let me explain.  We're very open minded in my household.  I let
my sons run around naked like I did when I was a kid.  They know I'm
more into dudes that women, they're cool.  I let them make their own
decisions about having sex at their age.  That's a whole other story.
But one night Jessie was on his favorite scat site and saw your
profile.  He said, 'Dad, that's the dude you work out with.'  So after
I saw your profile and saw you were into the same stuff as me, I knew
we had to get to know you better.  Besides, I was already thinking of
you when I jacked off.  Dude, when you spot me on the bench press,
it's all I can do to concentrate as your crotch hangs over my face."

I chuckled and sat dazed as he continued.

"So we got to know you a little better and the guys had their plan to
get you sexually opened up to us, but things changed when I had come
back early.  Luckily, I got to have shit sex with you much sooner than
I had planned to.  We was gonna work on you in phases."

We got up so we could walk to the master bedroom's bathroom and clean
up.  My belly felt overly full and I knew I'd eaten way too much.
There was no warning, I simply burped, then that created a chain
reaction and began to hurl all over.  My eyes bugged out as my throat
convulsed and liquid shit and bits of food splattered all over.  He
got me moved over the toilet, but that was a little too late.  My
heaving subsided by then and by then I was just coughing and spitting.

I was embarrassed as hell, but Eric didn't miss a beat.  He started
the shower and we headed in.   He took the shower hose off of its
clamp and began to hose me down.  The vomit didn't bother him at all,
in fact I swear I saw him licking some off his fingers.  Nasty fucker!
 We washed all of the shit an vomit off each other until we were
spotless.  We could hear the boys back in the living room playing
video games.--I was fascinated how they never tired of it.

After the shower, we dried each other off and headed to my bedroom.  I
lay back on the bed and he got on top of me and we began to make out.
My mind was reeling from just the thought of knowing this hot man that
I'd fantasized about for months was now on top of me, in my home, and
in my bed.  I noticed the door was open to the bedroom and it made it
even hotter that we could be seen by his sons, keeping things "open"
as our sex was earlier.  He rolled over to his side and we spooned
with him behind me.  His fat, hard cock wedged between my cheeks,
resting on my ass crack.   As I fell asleep, I wondered what was next.

To be continued, comments welcome.