Date: Thu, 05 Feb 2004 20:43:46 -0800
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: CHOOSY BUT WILLING (scat)

             CHOOSY BUT WILLING by bawdypen

   After about three hours of watching gay porn in the
balcony, seeing man after man--old and young--sit beside the
youth four rows ahead, he finally couldn't resist knowing. He
got up and settled in beside the boy and leaned over.
   "Just out of curiosity, young man, I've been noticing how
every guy who sits next to you fiddles around a moment then
gets up and leaves. I don't understand. You're beautiful, sexy,
and I know you're not shy. I saw you blowing a guy down in the
head about a month ago. Sucking his big cock right out in the
open. So what gives? You hustling?"
   "Nope. Actually, it's very simple, mister. The easiest way
to get rid of pests without being mean or seeming stuck-up is
to say SURE!...but put a condition on it they won't like."
   "Unh hunh. And what's that?"
   He looked directly at the man. "You wanna blow me?"
   "Hell, I'd love to! It's alright?"
   "SURE!" he grinned. "All you have to do is put your finger
up the rip in my Levi's right under my balls and slide it over
my asshole."
   "Mmmm. With pleasure!" the man gushed, turning sideways and
reaching between his legs. He found the opening and probed...
slowly running it across his silky, moist anus.
   "Now put it in your mouth and suck on it," the boy
directed.
   "Hey, no problem there!" the man assured him with a lewd
smirk. Staring at the kid, he first brought it to his nose.
"JEEZ! That wasn't sweat...it's shit!"
   "See? Guess you don't wanna blow me so bad after all,
hunh?" he gloated triumphantly.
   He looked the finger over and slowly brought it to his nose
again, sniffing longer. "Kid, that was just surprise...not
disgust. It's been a few years since a pretty boy's shit
offended me. How 'bout we go down to the head and I'll throw in
a rimjob? Nothing in the world I enjoy more than having my
tongue up a sexy boy's butthole!" He wrapped his lips over the
dirty finger and sucked it--then said even more quietly, "Truth
is, I fuckin' dig the taste of a teenager's shit! I'd love to
pull your pants down and lick your crack clean. I'll suck your
asshole and eat your shit. Let's go downstairs and get into a
stall!"
   "Wow, you are into it! Every other guy says something
insulting and runs off to wash their hands. Okay, let's go."
   He followed the boy up the aisle, trying to hide his
tremendous boner. There were only two guys in the john--
expectantly eyeing each other. Their eyebrows raised seeing the
two of them head for one stall.
   "Don't sweat them," the kid hissed to the man, "they both
turned it down. Heh! Guess they know you didn't!"
   Amused, the man looked at them and teasingly put the end of
his finger between his lips. They both frowned and glanced at
each other disgustedly.
   "They'll learn in time," the man chuckled, locking the
door. "But no sense everybody peeking in on us. Let me sit down
and you stand on the bowl between my legs and squat down. You
can hold onto the top of the stall."
   Once arranged, he reached around and unsnapped the kid's
pants--his nose already sniffing up the ripped split. No
underwear, of course. He shimmied the pants down the kid's legs
and grabbed his cushy buns.
   "Ready for this?"
   "Yeah. Squat, baby. Your shit smells so damned good!"
   They heard a stifled giggle outside but ignored it. When
the kid lowered his bottom back, the man kissed his pretty
cheeks then spread them and gasped. He sniffed up the aroma
while slowly lapping his tongue up the filthy avenue. "Mmmmm,"
he moaned, pleased. "Uuuuhhh!"
   "Oooh, ya like that, man?" the kid whispered back under his
armpit.
   "Mmm hmmm!" the man responded--sucking the bittersweet goop
from his tongue and going back for more. He'd often dreamed of
licking a boy's ass this dirty. Usually, no matter how deep he
drove his tongue up a hole, it would just be a teaser. This was
perfect...shit on a shithole!
   The man was slurping too contentedly--digging his tongue
around the insides of the kid's anal ring--to notice the two
faces peering from under the partition. But the kid saw them
and smirked...squirming his butthole lewdly over the man's lips
and taunting them.
   "Yeah, lick my sweet shit, man. Suck it out of my hole.
Then I'll blow you." He grinned at them.
   Shaking their heads, the two peepers crawled away.
   After a thorough, deep-dish rimjob during which he'd
managed to suck out a couple of delicious little turdballs, the
man helped him down so he could more easily suck him off. He
dropped his pants while staring at the boy's juicy boner...
eager to start masturbating. But the kid had meant what he'd
said, and quickly crouched down between his legs and grabbed
his big prick.
   "Oh, you really ARE gonna blow me?!" he gasped with
excitement.
   "A cock like this? You bet! I might play hard to get, but I
am a cocksucker! Besides, I'll blow anybody who's nasty enough
to lick my shit like you did. Just don't come too soon, okay?"
   "Aaiii! I'll try." But the feel and sight of the pretty
boy's lips gobbling up his fat knob like a true cock lover was
almost enough to bust his nuts right then.
   While the kid slathered his shaft and balls he was also
working one of the man's feet out of his pants to get his legs
wider apart. Then he squeezed the fat shaft and really started
to blow! He even attempted a couple of aborted deep-throats.
When the man started serious heavy breathing, he returned to
his balls. But this time he began to lick under them, further
and further, until he suddenly pressed under his knees and
hiked the man's legs in the air!
   He nearly swooned as the boy's tongue began to lick around
his moist, sweaty anus. He hadn't prepared for this...hell, he
hadn't been rimmed in years. Now here was this young kid
sniffing and licking his pungent asshole with vulgar eagerness.
   "Damn, you stink!" the boy gushed, rubbing his nose around.
   "Uh, probably. Listen, you don't hafta..."
   "No, I love it! You're not the only one who digs being
nasty. I've licked dirtier assholes than this!"
   "Oh, you fuckin' darling!" he whispered, holding his own
legs back and looking down. "Eat me right out!"
   Outside in the parking lot he grinned at the boy. "Whew!
Why don't you let me adopt you and take you home? We could
spend every free moment sucking out each other's assholes! You
ever licked a turd?"
   "Naw. Not yet, anyway. I just always thought if you were
gonna lick a guy's asshole it oughta smell and taste right. I
mean, except for fucking, the only thing it's used for is
plopping out shit. That's how I saw it right off, at 11--even
before I knew about fucking--when I caught a whiff of my
friend's stinky butthole when we were messing around with our
pants down. I thought the smell was great and always talked him
into letting me see it and sniff it. Didn't take long before I
got up the courage to lick it...then I didn't have to talk him
into it after that! He wouldn't do it, but I could lick his any
time! He even let me watch him poop one day if I promised to
lick it without him wiping! If he noticed the difference
between licking and sucking he didn't let on. A couple of years
later he taught me to jack off and I taught him how to give a
blowjob. 69 was something he could get into! I'd lick his ass
then we'd suck each other off. Til he discovered girls at 14
and kissed me off--saying I was a fag. You know the little
queer actually agreed to one last mutual blowjob? He not only
made the most of it, I practically had to pry his lips off my
prick!"
   "Ha ha! Yeah, I knew boys like that. Pull your pants down
one day and call you queer the next. I always found it easier
to agree with them. 'Okay, I'm the faggot. Now can I blow
you?' After a few weeks of playing 'I'll service you, stud'
they'd be back trading handjobs and blowjobs just like before."
   "Yep. Well, can I have your number, or...?"
   "Absolutely. I still wanna suck a big fresh turd from your
ass!"
   "How 'bout Saturday? I'll save up. But I don't know
about..."
   "Don't worry. The first turd you lick should be from some
cute boy your own age, not an old fart like me."
   "Naw, that ain't it. Age don't matter. I want your turd to
be my first. I just have to get up my nerve for it. Any guy
that's gonna take a shit in my mouth has to be someone that
likes licking shit too."
   "That's me, alright. Call me Saturday morning. I've gotta
get out of here before you make me come in my pants!"
   "Wow! How 'bout we sit in your car a while? I'd sure like
to suck that big boner again. After I shit on Saturday I want
you to fuck me up the ass with that baby!"
   "Oh, yes. I'll fuck you up the ass, then piss up your ass
and let you squirt it all over me!"
   "Ooooh. Only if you let me suck your cock clean at the same
time!"
   "OH FUCK!" the man nearly doubled over. "Uh, for...forget
about the car...I just shot a load down my leg!"
   "Heh! You horny old fuck. Okay, I'll see you Saturday.
Better get home before people think you peed your pants!"


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