Date: Sun, 24 Jan 2016 16:29:50 -0600
From: amodricedwards@gmail.com
Subject: Close Encounters with the Turd Kind

This is a true story. All of it. Names have been changed to protect
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It was another boring Saturday at my job. Working at a movie theater can be
fun but sometimes it can get very boring. I mean I love free movies,
popcorn, and soda as much as the next guy but with the slowness of the day,
mixed with the sweltering Texas heat, I just wanted to be at home in the
cool air. I should probably tell you about myself. I'm a 21 y.o. black
guy. I'm one of those bear types. Hairy, tall, a nice belly that everyone
loves. The whole deal. When it comes to sex, I like it all. The raunchier,
the better. I've always been into farts, scat, and water sports but could
never find anyone to do any of that stuff with. Usually I just sat on
tumblr and dreamed of doing stuff like that but I could never get up the
courage to. Well, that is until that Saturday.

At the time, I was feeling a little frisky and decided to go rub one out
before I went home. The act of jerking off in a public restroom was so hot
to me and I had just had to do it again. I was walking down the hallway to
the main restroom and until I saw my coworker, Jamie walk out of the family
bathroom. Jamie is one hot guy. He's about 5'11, 180lbs and he has an ass
you could feed a family of five off of! It was huge! He looked at me and
said, "I wouldn't go in there. I wrecked that bathroom dude!" He walked
away and laughed. It's something about high school boys. I decided to go in
after him. I ran in and locked the door. Our family restroom is pretty
big. Its really private too. I walked over to the toilet and there it was
like a gift from the gods. One of the most beautiful turds if ever seen. It
was long and big, sticking out of the water, and it smelled perfect. A
thousand things started running through my mind. "What should I do?! Should
I take pics? Should I flush it?" I decided that this might be my only
chance to ever do anything like this! I yanked my pants down, my boner
flying free. I slowly reached into the toilet, and touched it. It was still
warm. I couldn't control myself. I picked it up, and started sniffing it. I
couldn't believe what I was doing. Jerking my cock as fast I could, mushing
the mess in my hand, the smell, I was in fucking pig heaven! After 10
minutes I knew I was gonna explode. I pulled on my cock a few more times
and shot my load all over the mess.

After I came down from my high and returned to the real world, I quickly
put everything back in the toilet, flushing away the evidence of my filthy
act. I walked over to the sink, scrubbed my hands with plenty of soap and
walked out. My only regret was not taking any pics.

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