Date: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:26:37 -0800 (PST)
From: Paul Garde <pagarde04@yahoo.com>
Subject: Czech Men Don't Piss (gay males stories, urination)

This is a follow up to my story on the boots in Antwerp Belgium, It took
me a while to go back to a gay fetish club but I eventually went to
Prague where I visited Club Alcatraz
I arrived there on Thursday night and went to the gay bar which is next
to the club. After having a drink for courage I went down to the club.
The entrance is through a door in the bar which leads into a dark
alleyway and down the stairs where you ring the bell. The doorman opened
the door for me straight away. He didnt speak much english but through a
mixture of broken english and showing me a flyer he told me it was a
naked party night and the strictly enforced dress code was naked. He gave
me a black trash bag to put my clothes, wallet and other stuff in and a
slip to claim it back at the end of the night. I had brought a small
plastic bag to keep the slip dry after learning my lesson the hard way at
the boots (not that the staff at the boots made a big deal out of it but
it was hard for them to read the number as it was piss soaked)
I undressed left my clothes with the doormen keeping only a plastic bag
to put my docket and shoes in ( you have to wear shoes ever on naked
night so I took a bag to leave them in beside the tub.
I went to explore the club looking for the advertised Piss room. I walked
around and could not find it at first but the second time I noticed a
bathtub in a smalll prison cell the tub was behind bars with a half gate
open. I immediately climbed in expecting a rush of pissers like the time I
climbed into the tub at the boots but nothing happened. I waited
patiently as it was still a little early. After about a half hour a man
walking past noticed me and walked back into the cell. He stood in front
of me pointing his dick at my chest but nothing happened. He shrugged his
shoulders I guess to tell me he could not piss and left.
Quite a while later a young hot guy came in and asked in broken English
(from his accent,I think he was actually Spanish and just Visiting Prague
like me) what I wanted. I said piss on me. He said what so I just said
PISS. He then repeated PISS, PISS and i nodded. He stood in front of me
like he was going to piss on me and I could see him straining desperately
to piss, he moaned several times but nothing came. He tried this several
times and after a while I got a short splash of his piss on my chest. He
kept trying but could not piss anymore. He then left.
He came back about 20 minutes later saying I have piss for you now. He
climbed onto the side of the tub holding himself up by grabbing the
prison cell bars so his dick was over my head level as I was kneeling in
the tub. He stood over me laughing do you want Drink, I said yes, He said
what you want drink, some cola maybe, I said no, piss. He was still
having trouble pissing but after straining for about 2 minutes he let out
a short splash only about 3 seconds long which hit my face and mouth. He
said now there is piss for you and laughed. He was desperately trying to
piss on me but was having trouble. All I got was a few short splashes but
he kept asking you want a drink?. A really hot guy came into the cell and
he took hold of his dick and pointed at me and then put his arm around
him encouraging him to piss on me. He did not seem really into it but I
think he was trying but could not piss as he was erect.
This went on for a short while and when he could piss no more he left. I
kneeled in the tub for quite some time and then the first guy who tried
to piss on me came back. He pissed on my chest but again it was only
short spurts but they did last longer than the other guys. when he
finished he put his hand on my face and gave me an affectionate rub.
I waited for at least another hour and a half and noobdy else came into
the cell so I left and went back to my hotel.

I went back on Friday evening because I had heard that the Club was more
crowded on Fridays and Saturdays so I was hopeful of getting more action
this time.
Again it was disappointing, I was in the tub for at least 30 minutes
before anyone came in. A hot guy in Police uniform came in and said
something in Czech, I just replied Piss and he said, Piss? Moment, and
left.
I took "moment" as meaning he had no piss right now but would be back
this got me excited but he never came back.
After a while a young slim guy who was fairly hot dressed in skater
clothes (baggy jeans and black jacket over a hoodie) came in and spoke to
me in Czech (I think) I just said Piss and like the guy the night before
he started laughing and saying loudly you want Piss, over and over. He
walked up and down the cell and finally stood in front of me unzipped his
jeans and pulled his dick out of his shorts and pointed it at me. From
here on it was a case of Deja Vu all over again. He let out a short
splash and he kept straining but all he could manage was a few splashes
here and there. He was moaning loudly trying to piss on me. He kept
saying you want drink my piss and then stood on the side of the tub like
the guy the night before. After trying for about ten minutes to piss on
me he left but came back after a short while. I assumed he had gone off
and drank a lot and was tingling with pleasure thinking I was going to
get a proper soaking but his dick was less productive this time. Again
only a few splashes which he aimed at me closed mouth. He stood down off
the tub and stood in front of me moaning loudly trying to piss but
nothing more was coming. He then stood up on the tub again and while it
was hot looking up at his dick pointing at my face nothing was coming
despite his best efforts. His moaning did draw some attention and one guy
came in to watch. He seemed really turned on and was getting as
frustrated as me at the lack of piss. He had a coke in his hand and gave
it to him to drink to encourage piss but nothing happened.
While watching him unbutton his jeans and pull his dick out of his shorts
got me hot and kneeling under him looking up at his dick expecting it to
piss all over me at any minute had me trembling with excitment at first
it was getting boring. I though maybe the other guy in the cell or maybe
one of the guys watching outside may have been waiting to piss on me
after he was finished so at this stage if he could not piss I wanted him
to leave so someone else could get a chance. He stood there for about 20
minutes but nothing more came. He obviously wanted to piss on me but had
none to give. The other guys all had hard ons and that explains why they
could not piss but his dick was soft.
He gave up and left after a while. He did walk past the cell a few times
with a coke in this hand and would raise the glass at me and nod. I took
this was meaning that he was filling up on piss for me later but he never
came back.
I waited there another two hours hoping either he or the guy in police
uniform would come back but neither did. I started thumping the side of
the tub to get the attention of guys walking past as the cell was dark
and most did not see me but nobody came in.
I eventually left frustrated, when I went to the bar to pay my bill a guy
in the bar who had seen me in the tub shouted something in Czech and they
all started laughing including the barmen.
I had read very good reviews about Alcatraz but I have to say I was very
disappointed. While lying in the tub waiting for my golden shower that
never came I thought I should write a book called Czech men dont piss.
I had heard that the staff and customers were very friendly but I found
them rude and stand offish. One review said there is not much pervy
action in Prague but what little there is can be found at Alcatraz well I
think this club is vanilla at best.
Very different to my experience at the Boots Antwerp, as soon as I lay
down in the tub there about ten men rushed over and started pissing on me
and there was a steady stream all night. Those hot Belgian can can really
piss too, none of these little splashes here and there. They hose you
down good and dont treat you like a freak for liking it. If you are
looking for some hot watersports action do yourself a favor and dont go
to Club Alcatraz in Prague, check out the boots, where they staff really
are friendly (in a dominant way) and the men have gallons of piss and
want to share it.