Date: Sat, 25 Jun 2005 20:54:39 -0700
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: DINNER'S ON US (scat)

              DINNER'S ON US by bawdypen

   "Thanks for dinner, guys. It's sure nice seeing you two
again." He raised his wine for a silent toast.
   "Yeah, Aaron, we had some good times, alright. Been
gettin' your mouth, ass, hands, ears and nose filled often
enough?"
    "Heh! Not hardly. I'll tell ya though, I don't know if
it's just getting older or because hot tricks come along more
seldom, but I find myself doing nastier and nastier things...
and liking it!"
   "Yeah? I know exactly what you're saying. Us, too. I think
you get a greater appreciation for balls, cocks and assholes
around the time they get harder to come by, and harder to keep
up with."
   "It's something like that. All I know is last week I let a
guy piss in my mouth. Now that's something I never would have
done!"
   "Time was right, I guess. If he'd done it when you were 18,
you'd have probably barfed."
   "Maybe. But I sure wouldn't have gulped it down like I
did!" Aaron chuckled.
   "When we get in that mood, I bang Roger's ass deep and
hard. Then right after his incredible muscles throttle my prick
to an enormous explosion, I pull it out and get over him so we
can 69. He sucks my dirty cock while I cram my face down into
his pungent cheeks and eat out his big hole. Best way to eat
your own cum."
   "Yeah, and if I'm on top--riding his fat cock til it fills
me with a big load--I'll hop off and in a flash fit my asshole
over his mouth. Once he starts sucking from my hosed-down
rectum, I bend over and go down on his smelly prick and eat the
hot juicy stuff off it!"
   "Ooooh, how deliciously filthy! Might just try that some
day, but I'm not sure I'd get that excited if it was my own ass
I was tasting."
   "Hmmm, as I remember it," Roger grinned, "I don't think
you'll have any complaining to do!"
   "Sassy bitch! But same here, sugar butt. And you too,
Derek. Never pulled my tongue outta your crack cause it was too
sweaty, I recall. You guys only do it that way? You only taste
Roger's slutty insides?"
   "Well, when we're really in the mood to be gross, I get
fucked. I mean, you really gotta be horny to suck MY just-
fucked hairy asshole! Not to mention going down on a shitty
cock that just slipped out of there! It's so damned fucking
lewd and obscene, I'm glad Roger can't see me when I'm doing
it!"
   "No chance in hell of that, baby. Not the way I have my
head trying to get up your butt! And what do you mean? Your
butch ass is luscious to eat. Being ugly and hairy makes it all
nastier and more exciting!" He smiled secretively. "Sure makes
me a filthdog at times, doesn't it?"
   Derek frowned, indicating he was saying too much.
   "Okay, what's that about?" Aaron asked, suspiciously. "Come
on, we always told each other all the dirt about ourselves...
and everybody else, too!"
   "N-no, not this time, man. It's too...too personal, you
know?"
   "No, but now I want to. Give, you guys. I'm gettin' a boner
just from my imagination!"
   "I can't, it's not my place." Derek crossed his heart and
held up his hand in the Scout Pledge. "Sworn to secrecy!" He
glanced at Roger.
   "It's okay. Guess I don't mind Aaron knowing."
   "Alright, baby. Go ahead, he'll freak."
   "No, uh...you tell him. I'm too embarrassed. It's okay if
he knows, but I can't SAAAAY it!"
   "Ha! Why tell him. Why not show him the movie?"
   "Oh, gawd!" Roger gasped. "Uh...I don't...knowing's one
thing, but watching it!"
   Aaron slapped the table. "That's it! No way are you gonna
back out now. SHOW ME! Hell, I'll hide in the corner and play
with myself...you can pretend I'm not even here. But lemme
see....please!"
   On the couch, in the darkened room, flanked by Roger and
Derek, he quickly rose to fever pitch from poppers, the two
shafts he was fondling and stroking, the sometimes unfocused
but erotic action on the TV screen...and the two heads
constantly bending into his lap to lick his prickshaft or tease
his bloated knob. Even the adolescent way they kept their pants
pulled down around their ankles was incredibly stimulating!
   Roger kept a close eye on the video action. Not only did he
never tire of watching his own performance, he wanted to make
sure Aaron took a big whiff of the potent popper gas just
before the crucial moment.
   "It's hot. I don't know who you got to take this video, but
he's sure getting some great closeups. Wow, look at you go,
Roger! Boy, you sure dig rimming that ass, don't you? I agree.
The cute, smooth ones are dandy...but when you're in a real
ass-sucking mood there's nothing like a big hairy, dirty-
looking shithole like Derek's!" He stared a moment, then
lowered his voice and said lustily, "Mmmm, to be honest--even
better if it is a tad dirty, if you ask me! Hunh? Oh." He took
the vial Roger quickly offered, a bit surprised he got no
response from the confession. Oh, well. Maybe they're too jaded
to be shocked.
   Roger and Derek both got a grip on Aaron's throbbing
erection. They knew it'd be soon. Aaron licked his lips--
watching Roger at work on the screen.
   "Aw, damn. Look at that little slut! We can see your long
tongue going right up in there. Talk about a tongue-fuck! Man,
you're making that tasty asshole really loosen up. God damn!
Almost looks like he's...HOLE LEEEE FUCK N SHIT." Squinting, he
stared, dumbfounded and breathless--not yet convinced it wasn't
the popper rush that made him imagine he saw a big turd coming
out of Derek's bloated anus!
   "HE'S SHITTIN' ROGER! HE'S SHITTIN'!!" he hissed, finally
convinced. "Sonofabitch. You're suckin' his turd. YOU'RE
SUCKIN' HIS FUCKIN' TURD! AHHH, I'M GONNA CUM!" He spread his
legs as wide as possible and thrust his crotch upward. "AH,
JACK ME OFF...JACK ME OFF! OH ROGER, SUCK THAT FILTHY TURD!
SUCK THAT FUCKIN' FILTHY TURD RIGHT OUT OF HIS BIG SMELLY
ASSHOLE! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"
   He shot thunderous streams of jizz in the air as both hands
pounded his prick, Roger squeezed his balls, and Derek rammed a
finger just past his asslips to press on his prostate.
   Roger stared wild-eyed--directly into the camera. About 8
inches of glistening dark tubular shit hung from Derek's anus.
It protruded so much the pink inner flesh was shown hugging it.
Roger's stuffed lips were salaciously tugging on it...his
tongue avidly wiping back and forth on the underside of the
steamy turd. That sight struck Aaron as even more vulgar than
lettin' a guy defecate in your mouth. Rim a guy, let him take a
shit, show the turd in your mouth, CUT! Then spit it out. Wanna
increase the lewdness factor by 1000%? Do what Roger's doing.
Just a little lip movement and a subtle tongue wipe.
   "UH, UH, UH! G-GONNA EAT IT? EAT THAT HOT SHIT! UGGHH!" His
butt flopped down and he fell back, exhausted from his major
orgasm.
   "Whew! I think he liked it, Roger."
   "No shit...to coin an expression. God, seeing what a sicko
pervert you've made me become always makes my bone hard."
   They started to maneuver onto the floor, but Aaron snapped
to alertness and plunged hands into their crotches.
   "No ya don't! I'm still hotter'n hell. We gotta talk about
that, but first I'm gonna blow both of you!"
   He slid to the floor. On his knees, he went from one to the
other, blowing the lovers and licking their balls. Til Roger
kicked his pants free and slid off.
   "Go ahead and suck Derek off first." He scooted behind
Aaron, lifting his shittail. "Raise your butt up. I wanna suck
your ass."
   "Uh oh!" Aaron joked, going to all fours and spreading his
knees. "Don't get any fanciful ideas, but I'm probably pungent
back there. Had to stop at a gas station and take a dump on the
way here. Gracious me, does that offend you?"
   Roger yanked Aaron's trousers from his ankles, spread his
legs, and crawled up to nuzzle into his crack. Without opening
the buttcheeks, he nosed his way up and down the crease,
sniffing. "Mmmm, that woulda been nice to watch...or something.
Damn, that video turns me on every time."
    "Aw, didn't affect me at all, you faggots," Aaron grunted,
slipping his hands under Derek's thighs, "...except I got this
uncontrollable desire to...yeah, pull 'em right back, man. Show
me that furry butt. Feel like I'm about to rim a porn star.
Your hairy gash is sure photogenic if you like kinky smut about
filthy, forbidden desires. Open this forest and you're greeted
by a wrinkled, purplish clump of rubbery skin that's slimy and
smells cheesy. Nobody, but NOBODY would want to lick this...
even with somebody else's tongue! IT'S A SHITHOLE! It's fit
only for shitlickers, Derek. Sorry. Now excuse me, I'm gonna
wash out your stinky rectum for a few hours!" He dove tongue-
first into Derek's raw, obscenely masculine bottom.
   Derek patted him on the head. "Don't go getting any
fanciful ideas there, fella." He trapped his elbows under his
kneecaps. Comfortably doubled up, he watched their long-time
friend rimming his big hole out. "On second thought, Aaron, you
just licky-sucky that super-pooper and fantasize any fucking
thing you want!"
   Mmmmm, lub lub lub! Aaron slopped the dark, gaping pooch.
   "God, I don't have to fantasize," Roger gushed. "I just
opened his sagging buns. He's got naughty stuff smeared all
over his itchy spot! Lover?"
   "Yes, my little pooper scooper?"
   "May I lick off the nasty man's gooey shit?"
   "If you think you'll enjoy it, baby. Nobody ever said you
can have only mine. Maybe you'll find it better."
    "Not a chance, Derek. I got a strong feeling the first
turd you suck is like the first cock you suck. None will ever
be as exciting."
   "In that case, rim the crap out of the asshole-sucking
shit-ass! I'm gonna fart in his mouth in about two seconds."
   Aaron pulled his face back from Derek's hairy asshole just
as Roger slammed into his. The sudden jolt unbalanced Aaron,
sending him nose first back into the wet, dark gash just as
Derek's asslips fluttered and flapped from a loud, sputtering
obscenity that stunk deliciously! He rubbed his smeller around
the anal bugle, whiffing up the noxious gas that fired his
blood even more than the poppers had!
   "Oh, damn, don't do that again. I'm afraid I'll start
liking it." He laughed, then dove back into that pungent hole.
Then something dawned on him and he backed away again. It was
that tongue dragging up and down his asscrack...and the moans
coming from the guy who was doing it. "Roger, you're licking my
shitty ass! Uh, how's it taste?"
   "Ah, better than it smells, that's for sure."
   "Warned ya."
   "Yes you did. I could ask you the same, now that Derek
doesn't wash his ass as often as he used to."
   "Man, I'm so fired up I hardly noticed." He took a big
sniff. "Sure as fuck isn't clean, but I always did like a
little ripeness. It's just that it's so out in the open...what
we're doing. Uh, say, just what are we doing? Where's this
headed?"
   "Anywhere you want it to go, buttlick," Derek laughed,
grabbing Aaron by the hair and pulled his face back into his
humid, drool-dripping trench. "All I know is there're two guys
on all fours licking out dirty assholes and I've got a turd
supreme up my rectum that's itching to get out. Anybody got any
ideas?"
   "Oh, jeez," Aaron backed away. "I'm not even drunk, but I'm
starting to sober up."
   Roger slid up Aaron's back and cooed into his ear. "Wanna
give it a try, buddy?" He also slid his hand down Aaron's
asscrack and played with his balls and stroking along the hard
shaft that hadn't lost a bit of its stiffness. "Let's get him
to shit and both lick it."
   "I don't know if I'm r-ready for that," Aaron stammered and
gulped.
   "Want to just watch, up close, while I do it? You've seen
me do it on video; want to see me do it in person? Hell, I'm
ready to suck your turd...if you only had one."
   A few minutes later they were both on their knees before
Derek's hairy ass, waiting, as he scooted lower and pulled his
thighs back again. "Anyone for dessert?"
   They both alternated lapping across Derek's flexing anus as
it pooched out, getting wider and wider. Aaron had no hesita-
tion at poking his tongue up the expanded hole. "As soon as I
taste it, I'm leaving it to you," he said to Roger. No sooner
said. The stinging flavor of fresh shit hit his tastebuds as
his tongue hit the end of Derek's turd. "Here it comes!"
   Derek's asslips expanded and rolled up as the head of a
dark, tremendously fat turd began to come out and look around
for a shitlicker. There was one there, and he was ready. Roger
began to lap his tongue over the greasy knob and slide along
the three inches that were sticking out. The heady aroma was
almost thick enough to be visible. Aaron gasped as he fisted
his prick, then joined his old friend, using his tongue to
start at the asshole ring before making his way along the other
side to the rounded end.
   "Irresistible, hunh?" Derek chided.
   "I shouldn't have tasted it!" Aaron cried, as he put his
mouth over the end and began to suck Derek's hot fucking turd!
Seeing his buddy's tongue working inches away was enough to
give him the courage to continue...that, and his upright,
dripping prick that was oozing rivers of precum down his shaft
and over his hand and balls.
   "Aw, fuck, that's hot!" Derek cried, watching them. He'd
held it as long as he could. Now he was unable to stop the rest
from sliding out of his rectum into Roger's waiting hand. It
didn't pinch off, or squeeze out to a point, it just popped out
of his ass...done.
   The dark, solid, 8 inches of beautiful turdmeat went from
lover's hand to lover's mouth as Roger began to suck the other
end. Staring into each other's eyes, the two turdsuckers worked
it over. One with dreamy pleasure, the other with astonished
glee. He understood, now, why Roger had eaten his lover's shit.
And he knew he was going to do it again. He didn't relinquish
his end, but he had to shut his eyes when he saw Roger bite
down. He didn't think he could continue once he saw Roger
chewing it. No, he could suck on that turd all night, but he
wasn't ready to watch the other guy actually eating it.
   "Aw, fuck. Eat my shit, baby!" Derek cried, pounding his
meat. "And suck on my hot piece of shit, rookie!" He stood up
and aimed his cock, spraying a huge load of cum along the warm
loaf eagerly being consumed. It was like a cream filling for
Roger. For Aaron, once it splattered across his nose, he opened
his eyes. Not to look at Roger, but enough to lick over the top
of it to get some of Derek's tasty balljuice.
   "Oh, man, I'm ready to come again!" Aaron announced,
getting to his feet.
   Derek turned and knelt on the couch, offering his ass. "Go
ahead, shove it in me. I'm loose enough it won't matter that I
just came."
   Not even blinking, Aaron rammed his prick up Derek's ass
and began to fuck him. Maybe he got ten strokes in before his
cock exploded, but the seven strokes after that each squirted a
stream of overamped jism from the head of his cock into Derek's
rectum.
   As Aaron caught his breath in deep intakes and his prick
slid out of Derek's hole, Roger was there to carefully take the
streaked, deflating piece of meat into his mouth to clean it...
and even catch a final, delayed spurt. Then Aaron collapsed on
the floor.
   "Always room for one more," Derek eyed his lover, turning
onto his back and raising his legs once again. Roger hadn't
come yet, but he was more than ready after the fine feast he'd
just had...at least half of that 8 inches. He plugged himself
into the familiar cavern as Derek's talented anal muscles
lovingly milked the lava flow from his lover's cock to join the
river already in there.
   Clenching his gaping hole shut once the prick departed,
Derek sighed. "Well, that was special! Now who's going to suck
out all that Sperm Pudding, or will it just go the waste?"
   Aaron laughed and rolled his eyes, but Roger said, "Gimme a
few minutes." He unsteadily climbed onto the couch. "But you
don't want to miss out, do you?" He stuck his cum-streaked cock
into Derek's accepting mouth and winked at him.


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