Date: Sat, 09 Oct 2004 19:05:25 -0700
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: HUSTLER'S DIRTY TRICK (scat ws)

              HUSTLER'S DIRTY TRICK by bawdypen

   Darien knew that Conrad was entertaining a client today,
and hoped they weren't 'fornicating' in the living room! He
wanted to clean up and watch some televison. The two young men
were hustlers--callboys, to be exact--and shared an apartment.
Mostly, they got along fine. It was only when 'bringing your
work home' interferred with one's privacy that things got
upsetting. Fuck 'em! If they're doing it, they'd just better
not block the TV! Any guy that'll pay for prick shouldn't be
bothered if someone else is watching. Not that he would be
interested. He'd just finished with a tiresome three-way at the
Blake Hotel. Two tired queens who both wanted fucked. Took
forever to get it up again. Now all he wanted to do was wash
the stink off his prick and relax.
   Damn! It was worse than he thought as he stepped into the
apartment. Then he realized it was much stronger than his dirty
prick. Conrad swaggered naked from the hall...a short guy
around 30 meekly following. "Hey, why's it stink so bad in
here?" Darien asked, squinting.
   "Aw, this guy just ate my shit," he calmly explained,
pointing behind him. The man blushed crimson at having his
intimate perversion announced so boldly.
   "REALLY?!!" Darien cried. It was one of those quirks that
he hadn't encountered so far.
   "That's his gig, man. He just gulped down a hot, chunky
enema." He turned, smirking. "Didn't you, buster? Swilled it
down then told me how fuckin' delicious it was. Jeez, what a
pig! Had his face bent back over the toilet. Then I squatted
down and let go! OOOH! SPLATTER! SPLATTER!" he laughed. "Then
the creep glues his mouth to my asshole and lets me explode the
rest right down his throat. Shot his wad all the way into the
tub while he gulped it down!"
   The man twitched nervously now. He was getting apoplectic,
looking like he was ready to keel over. Darien felt sorry for
him.
   "Uh, jeez Conrad!" he whispered. "You shouldn't be telling
me all this--not with him still here."
   "Why? He knows you suck cock for money. Besides," he looked
back at the man, "he don't matter. He's just a fuckin' shit-
eating masochist, man! A turd-sucker! Probably started out on
dogturds, didn't ya?"
   "Uh, guess I'll leave now. I'm...t-thank you," he muttered,
quickly rushing for the door. But Conrad grabbed his collar and
roughly jerked him back.
   "Hold on, Squirt!" Then he grinned at Darien. "The time for
punishment isn't over until he walks out the door. See, I
always make sure my clients get their full money's worth!"
   "Well, I've gotta clean up," Darien shrugged. "You could
smell my stinky dick if it wasn't for all..." he waved his hand
and sighed.
   "Hmmm. Why bother with a shower? Bumeater here wouldn't
mind sucking some stranger's shit taste from your cock. Hey,
you got a turd?"
   "Jeez, Conrad, let the poor guy alone. He wants to leave."
   "You think so?"
   Quick as a flash, he undid and yanked down the man's pants
and shorts. An average, extremely stiff erection sprung out!
   "That look to you like he wants to leave?" he chuckled. He
reached down and roughly grabbed the guy's prick and pumped it.
"Just mention shit to a guy like this and he springs one. Got a
gut full of turdballs and he's still hungry!"
   "Conrad..." Darien whined. But the evidence of the man's
excitement left little doubt.
   "Whatda you think?" he persisted, dropping the guy's prick.
"Think my roommate's got a cute ass? Bet ya'd like to suck a
turd outta there, hunh? Hell, if nothing else just think about
the slime he's got on his cock from some faggot's asshole. I
know you'd like to lick that off!" The man cringed at the
insults--hanging his head in shame.
   "Sorry about all this," Darien said to him. "Conrad's the
one who can be a turd sometimes. Nice to, ah, meet you." He
headed away.
   Suddenly, the man's expression completely changed. He
groped at Darien, nearly tripping over his lowered pants.
"WAIT! P-please. I have time. I'll do it. Let me suck your
cock. I'll clean it thoroughly for you. Every dirty mess that
guy made...I'll lick it off and swallow it down where stuff
like that belongs!"
   "GAWD!" Darien cried, shocked at the man's transformation.
He looked over at a smirking Conrad.
   "Told ya!" he laughed. "Gotta remember, buddy, I deal with
filthy perverts like this all the time. You're still a candyass
when it comes to the rough stuff. Probably be good training for
you. Go ahead and feed him your sour pecker. Watch how he laps
it up!"
   Darien studied the little man's pleading face for a moment.
Well... hmmm...training?...gotta clean it anyway...weird scene!
He shrugged and unzipped his trousers. The man instantly
dropped to his knees. His eyes lit up when he hauled out a
half-hard 8-incher. He even licked his lips once the reeking
stench went up his sniffing nostrils.
   "W-what was he like?" he asked, looking up. "No, don't tell
me. He's a payer...like me. Let me imagine he was a rich young
guy that had to be discreet. And he was in so much of a hurry
to get his butt stuffed with hot meat like this that he
neglected to clean out his ass. Yeah, lucky for me, hunh?! OH I
LOVE THE SMELL OF A HOT GUY'S SHIT!"
   He started on the underside, sliding his wet tongue along
the track and collecting the dried scum and shit streaks.
Darien blinked...wondering what he'd say if he'd seen the dank
old stinkpits his prick had been rummaging around in! As
exhausted as he was, the man's lewdness was giving him a boner.
He really didn't want to know.
   "You would lick anybody's shit, wouldn't you?" Darien
demanded.
   "Mmm...maybe...I suppose...so...if I don't...know who," he
said between slurps. Licking underneath still, he looked at
Darien with puppy dog eyes. "All pretty much tastes the same,
sort of. Doing it is what turns me on. LICKING SHIT! Some guys
are born to be shit-lickers. I was." His absurd reasoning was
irrelevant. His passion wasn't. "Fella really needs to shit...a
guy like me hasta help him!"
   How pathetic, Darien thought, wiping the other side of his
prick over the man's lips.
   "Lick his turd...suck his asshole...eat ALL of his shit if
he wants me to!" he continued on his favorite subject.
   "He was a big fat-assed slob!" Darien lied, feeling evil.
"And you still want to, doncha?!" Darien accused, catching
sight of a bemused Conrad coming around. He was jerking off and
grinning--obviously enjoying the exchange.
   He raised an eyebrow at Darien's newly-found sense of
domination. He was always tickled at seeing a guy discover new
facets in his makeup...especially if they were butch things. He
walked around and put his hands around Darien's waist. Like the
pro he was, in two seconds he had the guy's pants down. Walking
around again, he grinned.
   Darien smiled back, then looked down and pulled his prick
away. The startled man looked ready to cry. He wanted that
dirty cock back!
   "I'm convinced, you scatalogical freak!" Darien growled. "I
oughta drag you into the bathroom and make you just watch me
shit turds into the toilet! That'd be torture. That'd fry your
brain, wouldn't it? But I'm a nice guy, so I'm gonna let you
lay down and open your mouth. I'm one of those guys that really
needs to take a shit...and here you are!"
   The man beamed with excitement, then instantly began to
whine.
   "N-no, no! Not that again! Why me?" He sprawled on the
floor with a terrified, disgusted expression on his face.
   Darien quickly squatted over his face. "I'll learn the game
for a freak like you later. Right now, clean out my asshole!"
He started to grind his smelly asscrack back and forth over the
guy's mouth. "Clean me out real good. You wouldn't want to eat
shit out of a dirty asshole, would you? No, obviously not. I
can tell by how far you have your tongue up my ass. Keep going.
You'll be licking the end of my turd real soon." He looked up
at Conrad and grinned. He was actually enjoying defiling the
man. "I think I'm gonna shit real big, man!" he chuckled.
   "Go right ahead, buddy. Shit right in his mouth."
   "You sure? I mean really big! What if I choke him?"
   "Besides the fact that he'll die happy," he laughed, "don't
give it another thought. Shoot the whole fuckin' thing down his
throat! He can eat a turd faster than a man can shit! I think
I'll go watch this."
   Conrad got down on his hands and knees with his face next
to the action. He'd shit so many times for creeps like this...
and even made a few of them shit and eat their own stuff...that
he was totally unconcerned about how his roommate's shit might
smell.
   "OH! OH! UMMMM!" Darien grunted, arching his back and
pressing his asshole tighter to the man's mouth. He felt
fantastically lewd! "HERE, YOU FILTHY FUCK! EAT THIS!" With a
long, drawn-out moan that exemplified the pleasure of defe-
cating, his asshole flushed out an absolute monster! He held
nothing back.
   Conrad gasped as the man jerked his neck and adjusted his
mouth expertly...knowing precisely how to take a man's steamy
turd. The slimy thing just kept squishing from Darien's widely-
stretched anal ring and disappearing between the man's shit-
eating lips. He was absolutely amazed! The guy was better than
he thought. He kept working his lips over that fantastic,
greasy turd, pulling it into his mouth and not bothering to
chew. The force of delivery, combined with the man's frenetic
vacuum-mouth, had the turd sliding whole into his belly! Conrad
tried his best to give encouragement, but it came out in gasps
since he was also masturbating and nearing a sudden orgasm.
   "Eatthatshit, eathatshit! Aaah...mmmmm...fuckin'...fuckin'
man...fuckin' what a shit-eater!" He rose up after seeing
the soft end come squeezing out and the man suck it in and
twist his head painfully to work it down so he could breathe.
Huffing and puffing, he saw Darien's asshole clamp shut--clean
as a whistle--and shot his huge wad all over the man's face!
   Darien threw his leg over and turned. The first thing he
saw was Conrad's startled expression and the jizz hanging from
his prick. Next he saw the cum-splattered man contentedly
licking his lips. The thing he didn't see was what he'd just
done.
   "W-where...?"
   Conrad shrugged. "Amazing."
   Darien flashed his eyes frantically, glancing over the
entire room.
   "No way, man! No way?!" he cried.
   "Without a second bite," Conrad confirmed. "I've shit in a
lot of human toilets, but he's definitely right when he says he
was made to eat shit. He's like a fucking vacuum hose! Slid
down his gullet faster than cum down a cocksucker!"
   "GODDAM! Maybe we oughta call the neighbors over? Put a
bathroom rug on his chest and let everybody sit n' shit!"
   "Awwww..." the man squirmed around, "I always wanted to do
that! Eat the whole thing! Was...was it as big as it seemed? It
felt like it was still coming out of his ass when the other end
hit bottom. Musta been in double-digit inches!"
   "Yep! You ate a foot and a turd at the same time. And still
you're jacking off! I don't get it," Conrad shook his head.
"Seeing you eat that filthy turd got me off...but you're just
stiffer!"
   "Oh, my prick felt great the whole time. But I was enjoying
the taste too much to worry about coming. Now I gotta come!"
   "You might be a sick little puppy," Conrad said, "but
you're one fucking expert at it! You want some dessert? I'll
let ya shit in my hand and feed it to you this once."
   "Uh, no thanks. I don't know how fast that soup of yours
will run through me. I don't think you'd care for that. But I
wouldn't mind a mouthful of piss while I jerk my meat."
   Darien tossed his balls. "One bladder malt coming up!" He
stuck the head of his dick into the man's mouth and proceeded
to piss without letup. As talented at drinking piss as swallow-
ing turds, the guy gulped it all down without missing a drop.
Conrad quickly placed his hand down to the fellow's prick and
caught the explosion, then carried it to the piss-wet mouth to
be greedily slurped up. He wiped it clean in the man's hair.
   Before leaving, the man pulled out a big bill and handed it
to Darien...who waved it away.
   "No, please take it. It was well worth it!"


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