Date: Wed, 29 Mar 2000 21:26:25 -0800
From: bawdypen@hotmail.com
Subject: Journal of a Pervert [for submission...gay/urination]

Journal of a Pervert   (W/S, scat, M/B, groups)
bawdypen@hotmail.com


          JOURNAL OF A PERVERT

Dear Diary--
   The word 'pervert' is often misused. There really
aren't many of us. I, however, am the genuine article. I
live alone because no one can take my behavior on a steady
basis. Take today, for example:
   I woke up, gasping for breath, with the cat sitting
on my face. I lifted his tail and licked his asshole, then
sucked his little nuts into my mouth. Then, to teach the
little bastard a lesson, I grabbed him around the neck and
shoved my finger up his ass! He struggled and squealed, and
as soon as I let him loose, he jumped half a mile! I
laughed and licked off my finger. I noticed I had a hardon,
so I stuck the finger up my own asshole and jacked off.
Just before I came, I yanked my finger out and stuck it in
my mouth, coming while I tasted my own delicious shit!
   I yawned and got out of bed. Stretching, and looking at
the reflection of my floppy cock in the mirror, I got
turned on all over again. Realizing I needed to take a shit
and piss before my shower, I decided to make the most of
it. Adjusting the two door mirrors so I could see, I bent
over and watched my asshole shit out a couple of hefty
turds onto the floor. Always a turn-on seeing that, I got
down and sniffed the nasty pile I'd made. Morning shit
always smelled the worst...and never failed to give me
another boner! I sprawled out, rubbing my dick along the
slick, hardwood floor while I licked all over the fragrant,
repulsive mess I'd made!
   I always kept the floor spic n' span. I did this
often, and certainly didn't want any dirt getting on my
neat turds. Especially this one! It was almost black and
glistening with juice. I teased it with my tongue, then
broke it open with my fingers, watching the lovely sticky
pebbles come away from the main section. Greedily, I took a
sweet morsel into my mouth and sucked the juice off before
spitting it out and getting a fresh one. With my tongue, I
pushed aside a few of the cutest pebbles. I licked up and
down the big part, but when I was ready to come, I sucked
up the little guys and ate 'em.
   Of course, then I had to get down and clean up the
floor, right? But licking up my own cum is always a
pleasure...even from the floor. I picked up the rest of my
turd, licked the floor underneath, and carried it to the
toilet. Musn't overdo a good thing.
   Now, I still had to piss, but I certainly didn't have
time to clean up a mess like that, so I layed down in the
tub and put my legs up on the tile wall. Aiming my prick at
my face, I let the stream go. I closed my eyes, of course,
but opened my mouth, trying to catch as much as I could for
a good-morning thirst-quencher! I showered after giving
myself a good finger-fuck!
   Before I left the house, the gardener showed up. He's a
hot little Mex with a tight, firm butt. His work isn't the
greatest, but he's a firecracker. After explaining what I
needed done, I slipped my hand down the back of his pants
and wiped my finger over his greasy anus.
   "Mmmm. Something to sniff while driving!" I said to
him. "Try to work up a nice sweat today, Carlos, and I'll
lick your asshole when I get home."
   "Si, si, I sweat good today!" he smiled.
   Hot little fuckin ass! I sniffed my gamey finger all
the way to the Youth Center. After getting caught blowing a
kid in the balcony, the judge sentenced me to 40 hours of
community service. I was headed for my obligatory daily
two hours supervising 9 and 10-year-old brats.
   "OK, fellas, before the games line up for short-arm
inspection! Drop your pants." I didn't have much use for
tiny peckers that couldn't squirt juice, but I got a kick
out of watching them. "Alright, now turn sideways and grab
your buddy's dick. Lift it up and feel it all over. Gotta
make sure everything checks out all alright."
   "Like this, sir?" one youngster gushed
   "Yeah, flop it around a little and don't forget to get
down and sniff his balls. You all know what balls should
smell like by now. Report any strange odors to me and I'll
check them out personally. Otherwise, you guys can pull
your pants up and we'll get on with the activities. Next
week we'll learn how to check out each other's butt smells.
Like before, I'll let you smell mine first so you know what
it should be like. Healthy bodies, fellas, that's always
important!"
   An hour later, I wondered where two of my charges had
made off to. The Boys Room was locked, so I fished out my
passkey and burst in on them.
   "Aha! You two diddlers! Watchin' each other poop
again?"
   "N-no, we're just messin' around."
   "With your pants down?"
   "We thought maybe we hadn't checked each other out
good before."
   "Un hunh, you don't lie very good. Alright, if that's
what you want to do, I'll show you the right way." I got
each boy to stand at the side of the toilet and bend
slightly so his turd would drop into the pot...and we could
watch. As each boy shit, I taught the other one how to
sniff at it and check the smell. Both kids dropped lovely
little boyturds that dropped into the water and floated.
   "Gee, fellas, looks like there's no paper. Well, that's
alright, you're both pretty clean. Just turn this way and
I'll lick any nasty leftovers off."
   Mmm. Not too fuckin' bad. I could get used to that
mild, spicy taste. The rest of the morning was filled with
their usual activities and games and athletics as they
bounced around in their skimpy shorts.
   Arriving for lunch at my favorite restaurant, I asked
the waiter about the busboy.
   "Heh! Probably in the men's room with some stranger's
cock in his mouth!"
   I ordered, then went to check it out.
   Sure enough, the stall door was open and he was on his
knees sucking away on the prick of a businessman with his
pants around his ankles as he sat on the pot. The guy
glanced at me.
   "No problem, fella. Kid gives great head, don't he?
Wanna suck my prick while he blows you?" The guy nodded.
The kid didn't even stop sucking the huge cock in his
mouth. He saw me out of the corner of his eye and helped
yank the back of my pants down. He put his finger between
his lips and the cock, then wormed it up my asshole and
played around while the guy blew me. We both came off at
the same time. I pulled the finger from my hole and put the
kid's hand to the guy's face. He squinched his nose up,
smelling my asshole, and declined the offer. I laughed and
took the boy's finger in my mouth and cleaned it off. The
guy went back to his table while I blew the busboy.
   I remembered the time I'd taken my salad into the
restroom and had the kid jack off over it. He was a great
comer! I'd rubbed my nose up his crack and was happily
smelling his butthole while I ate my healthy cream
splattered salad!
   After lunch I toodled on over to the real estate
office. Jim was at his desk near the picture window and
waved when he saw me, nodding. I parked and went in. He
pulled a business-like portfolio from his drawer as he saw
me approach, and handed it to me. We didn't say a word
...just exchanged lusty grins. I quickly made my way back
to the car. I adjusted the growing cock in my pants and
drove off, opening the thin folder at my side. I grabbed
the small stack of tissues, breathed in the heady aroma,
and gazed at the smears on the paper he'd used to wipe his
ass. Jim was young and married. He does me these little
favors once a week. I hope someday to get it first-hand,
but so far he's declined. He never asked what I do with
them, but I'm sure he's imagined. One by one, I licked the
streaks on the paper and swallowed it.
   Usually, it seemed he didn't give me the first ones...
the worst ones...but today he'd included one that was quite
filthy. I saved it for last. I had the tissue in my palm
when I pulled up to a stop light. I looked over to see a
man in a convertible next to me, staring inquisitively at
what I had. I rolled down the window.
   "That's...that's not what it looks like, is it?!" he
chuckled.
   I stared at it, sniffed it, and nodded, smiling. I
turned it so he could get a better look. "I just had lunch
...this is dessert!" I said, lewdly running my tongue up
it. He gulped, wide-eyed. The light changed. As I pulled
away, he gave me an amused thumbs-up! I finished it as I
pulled onto the freeway onramp, heading for the Musky
Stallion. The leather bar was heating up early, but then it
was Saturday. I ordered a beer and looked around. Lots of
leather, guys in chaps...naked underneath for casual butt-
feeling. Most guys were drinking and groping casually. I
watched one guy sitting on a barstool checking out the
naked ass of the guy next to him who was engaged in
conversation with a buddy. The man fondled the guy's
asscheeks, then teased his anus. The guy paid him no
attention, nor did he stop him, even when the man slipped
his finger up his asshole. He just continued talking, and
pushed his butt back for a deeper probing. I don't think he
knew, or cared, who was finger-fucking him. Eventually, his
buddy looked around to see what the man was doing...and
smiled. Then he got down and started to lick his buddy's
leather pouch. The man doing the finger-fucking glanced at
me, seeing me watching them. Expressionless, he returned to
his deep penetrations, obviously wiggling his finger
inside. His game of stink-finger went on for a while, until
the guy make him stop. It was early, and he obviously
didn't want to get over-stimulated too early. He pulled his
friend up and they continued their discussion, temporarily
ignoring the huge, throbbing meat in his pouch.
   The man grabbed his beer and came straight for me. I
was leaning against the wall. He raised his mug and dipped
his finger in it. Then he put it to my mouth. I stared into
his eyes, letting him swirl his finger over my tongue and
around my lips. A little beer dripped down my chin as I
closed my lips and nursed on his tangy digit. He grinned
lasciviously, and walked away without a word.
   A friend of mine came in and we got a table, drank
more beer, and talked for about an hour. We share similar
passions, somewhat, and traded stories...trying to outgross
each other. Of course all that did was give us tremendous
boners! When mine had subsided some, I decided I needed to
take a piss. The bathrooms were just cubby shitholes with a
toilet and sink. The one I picked had no lock and I burst
in on the man who'd fed me his stinky finger. His Levi's
were around his ankles, and he'd obviously just finished
taking a big shit.
   "Uh, sorry," I apologized, entering and closing the
door. "I gotta go bad, mind if I use the sink?"
   "Go ahead, fella. Sorry about the stink," he chuckled
in a gravely voice. "But I don't think you mind that, do
you?"
   "Not at all," I replied, whipping out my cock, willing
it to stay soft so I could piss. "You ain't much to look
at, but let me drain this fucker and I'll lick your
asshole."
   "Yeah? You dig licking guys' assholes after they take
a shit?"
   "No more than twice a day. Hey, I'm about ready to let
go. You wanna drink some of this?"
   "Sure my face isn't too ugly to piss in?" he asked
sarcastically.
   "Just not my type." I took his response as affirmative
and squeezed off halfway through. I walked my prick over to
his mouth. "You mind getting it on your shirt?"
   "Let me hold it. I'll control it."
   He squeezed it tightly, then put his lips over my
cockhead and took in a couple of inches. I still had a
torrent left, and soon realized this guy was a pro at
drinking piss from a cock. Gush after gush, he took it all
without a dribble as I stood legs apart and pissed down his
throat! I pictured him sitting here on the pot for hours
playing toiletboy, letting all comers drain their bladders
into his mouth, with the whole bar aware of what he was
doing in here. I'm sure someone came in periodically to
take care of him, too. He'd definitely need it often. The
beer in this joint certainly would get a lot of circula-
tion, because that guy would soon be back to piss it back
into his mouth!
   Finished, I pulled my cock out and wiped it on his
eyebrows. "Yeah, get up and turn around, man," I said
urgently. "Let me at your hole before it dries and gets
crusty!" He kicked a foot from his pants and straddled the
toilet--squatting a little and pushing his ass back to my
face. I opened his cheeks and looked it over. He had a
brown ring around his anus, and some in his hairs. It
smelled heavenly...just like it did when I'd first walked
in and gotten turned on by it. If he'd already left, I
would have been unimpressed. But walking in on a guy,
knowing his asshole's still mucky from the dirty turds he'd
just squeezed out of there, always made my knees weak! To
combat that loss of muscle control, I'd go with it...down
to my knees...like I was now.
   I sniffed while I licked. Jim's toilet paper had me
hungry for something more substantial, and this hole fit
the bill perfectly. His anus was not only smeared, his hole
was desperately hanging onto a mushy clump that was still
glued there. I used my lips to smooch the soft mess into my
mouth, then dug inside to clean out his anus, finishing up
with the surrounding area.
   My buddy stuck his head in the door and laughed. "Man,
you'll put anything in your mouth, won't you? I gotta go,
I'll see you around." I waved, without taking my tongue
from the guy's hole.
   "Ummf," he pushed his ass back. "Yea, clean that
fuckin' hole, man. Suck my hot shit outta there...oooh!
HOT PISS 'N SHIT! How come we didn't discover this when
we were young?"
   "Speak for yourself," I pulled away, done. "I've been
licking assholes since I was 10...ate a buddy's turd when I
was 16...and I can tell what a guy had for lunch!"
   He turned and laughed, not believing me. He pulled me
up and tried to kiss my smelly lips. I pulled away.
   "Sorry, fella, the only holes I kiss with hair around
them aren't used for talking." I wandered out, licking my
lips, as he sat back and started to pound off his fat
prick. I wasn't attracted to the guy, and I felt a little
disgusted with myself for eating his shitty ass so eagerly.
But I'd felt that way before, and soon ignored it. There'd
been too many times I'd taken a dawg home just because he
was willing to put up with my desires. I'd found from
experimentation that even grungy guys often have
deliciously flavorful anuses. Besides, if you're gonna suck
an asshole...the uglier the better! Fuck that sweet pink
stuff...though I never turn it down...but give me a puffy,
gaping purple anus that's had a lot of use. Something I can
suck into my mouth...That's worth licking shit off of!
   As I was heading out, I heard commotion from the other
rest room. I peeked inside. Two guys were finishing up a
butt-fuck. It was the two guys from the bar. I guess the
fingerjob had stirred his juices enough after all. I stared
at the gooey prick that had just come from his gaping
rectum.
   "Mind if I take a couple licks on that?" I asked.
   The guy held it up. "Go ahead. Gotta get it cleaned up
one way or the other. Might as well be in a mouth. But
watch it, it's tender."
   I knelt down and tenderly took it into my hands. The
other guy turned around and watched as I put my nose on it
and smelled the hot reeking aroma. I know how sensitive a
cock is after a fuck, so I contented myself with licking
his shaft and balls clean.
   "Better without beer on it, hunh?" the guy chuckled. I
guess they'd seen me sucking the ugly one's finger. "Dirty
fucker! Turn around and get down on your knees, Bert. He'd
might as well clean your shithole for ya!" He pushed my
face into the guy's spread buttocks, forcing me to eat out
his ass. I did better than that. After I licked all around
it, I sucked half the guy's load out of there!
   Satiated for a while, I had one beer for the road and
headed off to my lumber yard. The burly foreman greeted me
with his usual sullenness. "Mr. Larson. Come to get the
books?"
   "Yes. The auditor's expecting me at two. Any checks
to sign?"
   "Yes, sir. They're on your desk with the P.O.'s."
   Turgen was a bastard, but he knew the business and ran
it well for me. I never failed to catch him looking at me
with disgust. I got a kick out of it, actually. Fuck him.
He got paid well, and he could damned well mind his own
business. I headed for my office.
   "Hey, who's that?" I stopped in my tracks, seeing a
shirtless, blonde teenager with fantastic buns stacking
lumber in the corner.
   "New kid. Hired him Monday. Phillips left. Pretty
good worker."
   "Yeah? Send him to my office, willya."
   "Uh, listen, he's OK. You don't hafta..."
   "Quit being so fucking protective. Boy don't wanna make
a deal, I never force 'em, and I never fire 'em. You're a
prude, Turgen. Send him to my office." I walked away.
   The kid soon came to my office. I motioned for him
to close the door. He did so, nervously, then stood there
bare-chested hooking his thumbs in his low-slung levi's.
"Y-yes, sir?"
   "I understand you're a good worker, uh, Davis."
   "Thank you, I try to be. I s-sure need this job."
   "Don't be so nervous, kid, you got the job. Turgen
give you a reason to be leery?"
   "Uh, he just kinda suggested something weird with his
eyes, but he didn't say anything. I...I didn't understand."
   "Simple. A business deal, relax. You agree, great. You
decline, that's alright, too, and you still have your job.
How'd you like to make $2 an hour more?"
   He gulped. "S-sure! But...uh..."
   I held up my finger. "I don't pull punches, kid. Now,
this is it. I love blowin' teenage boys, and you're one
fine hunky stud! You look like you got a nice piece of meat
between your legs, but even if it's just a sock, your
little buns make up for it." He blushed furiously, and got
a bit more nervous. "I'm not gonna pounce on you, relax.
Here's the deal. I usually only come in on Saturdays.
Couple of the guys you're working with went along with it
til I got tired of them. They still work here...and they
still get their extra pay. I call you into my office...you
drop your pants...I'll suck your cock, lick your balls, and
tongue out your sweet asshole. You don't hafta do a thing
but drop a hot load down my throat. You don't have to worry
about any preparations--just come in here when I beckon. It
doesn't matter if you're sweaty and grimy. I like licking
the sweat from a hot, young body, and dig it when a pair of
nuts smell! You don't feel like taking a shower on Friday
night...don't! Let me clean your balls. That goes for your
asshole, too. I don't care what condition it's in...I
promise I'll smell and lick it clean. You wanna keep it
dirty...that's even better! Then I'll give you the hottest
blowjob I can and you can go back to work. $2 bucks an hour
more...can you handle it?"
   "Jeez! I...I don't know. That's it? You're not gonna
try pokin' me up the ass or anything! Or tryin' to get me
to give you head?"
   "You're considering it?"
   "Well...I've had this guy go down on me before. It's
not bad."
   "Yeah? You don't suck cock though, right?"
   "No. It was a friend of my brother's. My brother's gay
and I let one of his friends do me once in a while. But...
I knew him."
   "There's no problem here, kid. That's all I want.
There's no secret bullshit I'm gonna try on ya. Hell, I'll
let you fuck my ass if you can handle that, but I'm not
interested in coaxing you into anything you don't want to
do. I'll be quite satisfied just servicing your hot bod. $2
an hour...40 hours a week...and you'll be using me! OK? Can
I take that big boner in your pants as a sign you agree?"
   "Uh...Y-yeah, okay...I agree. N-next week?"
   "Fuck next week, come on over here!"
   "Um...maybe it'd be better then. I, uh..."
   "What? You're on my time...your raise just took effect.
What's the problem with right now?"
   "Well," he half-whispered, "with what you said about...
see, I just w-went." He got quite red in the face.
   "Went? Oh, I see," I chuckled, "you mean you just took
a crap? Kid, I'm a horny fucker. And hot boys turn me on so
much I even like 'em dirty. Come on, pull your pants down
and treat me dirty! Haven't you ever wanted to shove your
shitty ass into somebody's face and make 'em lick you?
Come on, sugarboy, pull your pants down and make me lick
the stinky poop off your asshole!"
   "Oh, man, this is filthy!" He turned around and dropped
his Levi's. Then he bent way over, aiming his pretty bottom
at my face. "Uh, n-nobody'll come in, will they? Could we
hurry?"
   "Oooh, kid. I don't care if your momma comes through
the door, I'm taking my time with these sweet buns! Can't
believe that guy never got his face back here! Dumb
cocksucker sure missed out. Smells good!"
   "He...he kinda did, once. After I took a shower. I
think he wanted to do it more, but he was embarrassed.
Probably cause I said it was a dirty thing to do. I guess
he'd never done it."
   "Mmmm....yeah...even straight guys would wanna lick
this!" I spread his tight, round globes aside and dragged
my tongue lusciously up his entire crack, making him flinch
and squirm. Then I settled on his rosey anus and fluttered
my tongue in and out of his wrinkles before poking it a
little ways inside. The shock caused his muscles to tighten
and retract. Each time they retracted, I went deeper. Soon
I was holding his hips tightly and plunging my tongue in
and out of his asshole.
   Just then Turgen stuck his head in the door. "Brewer's
on the phone for you," he said, looking at the boy with a
disgusted expression.
   "Get the fuck out! You know I don't want to be
disturbed when I'm licking ass!" The boy had gasped, but
when the man left he coudn't hold back a little giggle.
   "He looked really pissed. He's gonna make it rough
for me."
   "Not a chance, baby. That look was for me. I think he's
jealous because I've never licked his withered crank."
I turned him around. "Oh, man! That's a gorgeous piece of
meat!" I grabbed it and lifted it. "Hefty nuts, too! Let's
see how they smell." I nuzzled my face in his reeking
crotch and started to lick his sweaty balls as his cock
grew harder in my fist. I washed down his whole crotch
area, luxuriating in the masculine scent of his genitals,
before I licked his shaft. He was moaning quietly, just
beginning slow pelvic thrusts, eager to get his cock in my
mouth. I licked all over his knob, teasing the hell out of
it, feeling it throb. I looked up at him.
   "Bet you'd like to take this fat piece of beef and fuck
my mouth, hunh?" He nodded, breathless. I knew he was gonna
be a quick popper. "Alright. Next week I'm gonna take more
time with this. Right now, let's see if you can drill a
hole in the back of my throat! Fuck your brains out, baby-
cakes, and I'll show you what a cocksucker can do for a
stud puppy like you!"
   Tentative at first, he soon realized what I could
handle and leaned over with his hands on the back of my
shoulders and began to pound the shit out of my face with
long, full strokes right down my throat! He started going
wild and crying out his pleasure. The whole building knew
he was getting his rocks off! "AAAHHH!!" He blasted a
torrent of thick cream down my throat! Breathing heavily,
he pulled his drained cock out and staggered to lift his
pants. "Whew! That was great!"
   "Hold on there, buttercup!" I said, leaning back in
the chair and fishing my hard cock out. "Now I get off."
   His eyes opened wide...from fear, and the size of my
cock. "B-but...you said..."
   "Still don't trust me, hunh, Davis? Listen, the only
way my cock's going in your mouth...is if you ask for it.
Lay across the desk."
   He nodded. Glad for a chance to catch his breath, he
layed there while I licked his sweaty chest, tits and belly
while I stroked my prick. I lifted his arm and licked into
his pungent armpit, slurping the dewy beads of sweat from
his hairs. The boy probably showered so often he didn't
bother with deodorant. His natural taste and smells soon
had me over the edge. I stood up straight and splattered a
huge load all over his chest! I took another quick lick in
his pit, licked up my pools of cum, and went to his legs
hanging over the edge. I grabbed hold of his Levi's and
lifted his legs and threw them and the pants back to his
chest so I could get one more tongue taste of his asshole.
In that position, I easily shoved it right up inside him!
He held his legs, and when he lifted his head to see, he
farted right in my mouth! I could have stayed there and
enjoyed a couple more, but he was so devastated at having
done that, he quickly lowered his legs and profusely
apologized over and over.
   I acted insulted and grabbed a tissue to clean my cock.
"Filthy little buttboy! How dare you fart in my face!"
   "I'm...I'm sorry. I couldn't help it!" he cried,
pulling up his pants, practically stumbling on his ass
in his confusion.
   I started to laugh uproariously. "Davis, that was the
sweetest fart I've ever tasted. And I've enjoyed some truly
rotten ones! Save up a couple more of those for next
weekend, willya?"
   "Gee, y-you didn't mind?"
   "Kid, I licked the inside of your asshole. You think
I'd mind a tangy fart? Also, I'd appreciate it if your
anus wasn't quite wiped properly next time. If you get my
meaning."
   He gulped, but nodded with a little gleam in his eye.
"Yes, sir."
   "Good. Now go make me some money. My overhead keeps
going up!"
   He smiled, and hurried back to his job--no doubt
mentally counting his future windfall.
   "Tell Turgen to come in here."
   "Yes, boss?" Turgen stuck his head in.
   "Work him. Kid likes hard work. But keep him happy."
   "Huh! That's your job! Alright, alright. He's a good
kid. Just...please try to keep him that way. Last kid was
so innocent. You really wrecked him. Got him so cock-hungry
he's doing porno now-for free!"
   "Relax, I know the producer. He pays me. When the kid
comes down from his high, or gets overexposed and unusable,
I'll have a nice bundle waiting for him. I'll have some
cash, too!" I laughed.
   I decided to stop in at my favorite dirty book store
for some jackoff books. I browsed around for a while. The
place was practically empty. The attendant sat back
engrossed in a girlie mag. I looked up to the loft where
the coin machines were and noticed some activity in the
dark shadows. I went up the back stairs and roamed around
the randomly-placed tall boxes with screens, following the
grunts and moans, and the flickering sounds of one machine.
   Finding what I expected, I saw a Levi-clad tall stud
slowing porking a long prick in and out of a receptive
asshole.
   The kid was about 17, blonde and pretty. He had his
pants down around his tennies and leaned one hand up
against the wall while the stud deep-fucked him. With his
other hand he played with his own balls and flopped his
cock around. He twisted his head to the side and looked
at me. His mouth hung open and his eyes were glazed. He
was in heaven!
   He didn't mind my watching...hell, he didn't mind if
his Grandma was standing there! He had that look of a boy
that wasn't happy unless there was a big fat cock up his
ass. He had a big fat cock up his ass, and he stared at
me--pushing back for more.
   The stud glanced at me only slightly without changing
his expression. His gaze turned back to the connection of
his engorged cock dragging the anal lips out of the sweet
butt. He was totally fascinated with the sight as if
hypnotized. I rubbed my crotch as I watched, noticing he
had quite a set of balls on him, too, as his equipment
stuck out from his denim pants.
   As the guy's thrusts became faster and rougher, he
grabbed the boy's hips and began to hotrod him! The boy
went with it, occasionally having his head banged against
the wall. The stud dosed a load up his ass, then stood
there rotating the kid's butt over his cock. Then he slowly
retrieved it. The boy immediately turned and crouched
before him. He took one glance at me, showing the first
hint of embarrassment, winked, knowing what he wanted to
do. The stud was still rock hard. He held his dick at the
base, patiently waiting. The boy looked up at the guy with
an incredibly lewd expression of submission, then he put
his mouth over the dirty cock and started to suck it. He
went as deeply as he could, cleaning it off, then began to
lick the sides he'd missed. He also lapped his tongue over
the stud's huge nuts. He jacked off at the same time, his
young pecker standing stiff in his crotch.
   In a gruff voice, the stud turned to me. He looked me
up and down, then asked me, "You want a taste of this?" He
was casual, so casual, but I recognized the look in his
expressionless eyes. The kid was just a punk fuck to him.
He loved punk fucks...loved to see them clean his prick
after he'd fucked them...but now he wanted to see somebody
else get down n' lick his dirty dick. He'd picked the
right guy! I nodded, trying to maintain an attitude of
nonchalance and hide my eagerness.
   He grabbed the kid under the armpits and lifted. He
twisted him around and bent him over. Then he plunged his
rampant cock back up the boy's ass, causing him to gasp.
   "Get your nut, kid!" He told the boy. Moaning happily,
the teenager started to fist his dick. He spread his legs
more apart and really squirmed his ass back to the guy's
pubes. Straightening up, he gasped loudly, splattering an
enormous number of shots against the wall. The stuff
dripped down in rivers. I was tempted to get down and lick
the trails up, but the stud pointed his finger at the
kid's ass as if to remind me what my mission was.
   He pushed the boy away, leaving his slimy cock hanging
there, and moved a quarter turn toward me. I went to my
knees, ripping my zipper open and pulling my boner out. I
sniffed the cock. It smelled of boy ass, boy sweat, boy
shit, and man jizz. It smelled perfect! I let the stud put
it in my mouth. I looked up as he got a slight grin,
watching me noisily clean his cock and acknowledging how
much I enjoyed the taste of the kid's rectum. I wondered
just how dirty the guy liked his sex. With my eyes I tried
to convey that it couldn't possibly be as dirty as I liked
it! I had a dreamy look in my eyes that wasn't forced.
   The boy had gotten down between my legs and taken my
hand off my prick and replaced it with his mouth. He was
rapidly bobbing his head up and down, blowing me like the
real thirsty cocksucker he was! After the tremendous load
he'd exploded against the wall, you'd think he'd prefer
sitting back to catch his breath. This boy wanted more
cock, more jizz!
   He grabbed my hand and pulled it between his legs,
urging me stick a few fingers up his loose, moist hole. I
gave him three, and worked them around inside his sloppy
asshole. He clenched his muscles on them and worked me
faster. Clean as a baby's peepee, the stud stuffed it back
in his pants and buttoned up. Then he did a very uncharac-
teristic thing for a 'stud'. He watched me getting blown
for a few seconds, then got down behind the kid's squatting
bottom and removed my fingers, quickly replacing them with
a couple of his own. Then he pulled my hand back further,
making it a bit uncomfortable trying to get blown, and put
my fingers in his mouth! He ran his tongue between them and
licked them completely. I blew my load into the kid's
mouth! The stud caught my message and was showing me he
was as lewd and dirty as me!
   He smiled at me, knowing his actions had caused my
orgasm. Then he pulled his fingers from the boy's ass and
stood up, putting them in his mouth. He walked away,
licking them!
   The kid lifted his head, licking his lips of my cum. I
licked some off his chin.
   "Turn around and put your ass in my face," I said, "I
wanna eat your hole out!" He bent over and pushed his butt
to my face. I grabbed his smooth, luscious cheeks and
spread them apart. I attached my mouth to his gooey,
engorged anus and sucked it out! That made all three of us
who'd tasted his ass. No wonder the kid liked pricks from
his ass. He tasted healthy, pungent and was loaded with
cream! I SUCKED IT ALL OUT!!
   "Alright, kid, get your pants up and get the fuck
out!" a voice bellowed. "I told ya you could watch movies,
that's all. Shoulda known you were a little slut." The boy
hustled his pants up and ran off.
   "Sorry, fella," the guy shrugged at me. "Kid could get
me busted, you know? Only let him in cause I thought he
might get horny enough to suck me off. I dig cute fags
blowin' me sometimes. Didn't know anybody else was up
here."
   I fingered some cream from the tip of my softening
dick and licked it. "You got a big cock?" I asked him.
   "Pretty big. You wanna blow me?"
   "I could go for a taste of hot jizz. I'm not exactly
a cute fag."
   "That's OK, you got cute lips! But hey, let me lock the
front door. Everybody else is gone, but I don't wanna be
found feedin' my dick to a cocksucker, you know what I
mean? We can go back to the can."
   He locked the door and I followed him to the restroom.
He dropped his pants and sat on the toilet, holding his
dick up. "Here ya go, fella."
   "We got the whole building, why'd you wanna do it in
here?" I asked.
   "I don't know. Seems kinda right, somehow, sittin' on
the pot with all the stink in here while a queer blows ya!"
   He had a good-sized dick that smelled raunchy enough to
totally overpower any stink in the room. I wondered how
many cunts and asses he'd had it up since he last washed.
Didn't matter. I loved the seasoned aromas coming up from
his balls and asshole while I drained a hefty load from his
prick. He humped up into my mouth and grabbed my head and
forced it down until I was smelling his pubes and gulping
down his bitter scum! It was a hot load, and I had a great
time. I thanked him and said I'd be back for more some
time. As he let me out, I asked him if he liked his asshole
licked out.
   "Yeah, sure, that'd be great. You want me to shit
first?"
   I winked. "You got my number, don'tcha?"
   "I seen you in here before. You always buy mags with
lotsa shots of guys' asses and assholes. Bet if they put
out stuff with guys shitting and licking turds you'd buy
them, too, hunh?"
   "You bet. Since they don't, though, I take my own
pictures!"
   "Yeah? Hell, man, I could sell those! You wouldn't
believe all the perverts that come in here. Caught a guy
takin' a dump upstairs last month. Little bald-headed creep
was back there with his hands out! Like a dope, I ran 'em
off. That left me cleanin' up the mess! Shoulda just let
the guy do what he was gonna do. Couldn't figure it,
though. The shitter was sure an ugly cuss with a big
raunchy asshole!"
   "What better to eat shit from?" I mused, leaving him
open-mouthed.
   It was late afternoon and I'd built up an appetite so I
headed for the Wienerschnitzel where Danny would be working
the grill. Danny's a cutie...or at least he will be when
his face clears up. I put him in drug rehab and arranged
for his job with his probation officer.
   I snuck in the back door and tapped him on the
shoulder, holding up my finger across my lips. He smiled
and urged me down, out of sight. I crouched down behind the
grill while he continued to fix orders and talk to the girl
working the front window.
   "What'll you have?" he whispered from the side of his
mouth, "the usual?"
   "Yeah, hot dog with mustard."
   He worked with one hand. The other he slipped under
his apron and undid his belt. He wiggled his hips until his
pants dropped. He grabbed a bun and squirted mustard on it,
then opened the turnstile and pulled out a warm wienie.
Checking on the girls, he pushed his naked ass back lewdly
and inserted it way up into his rectum. He straightened up,
letting the hot dog squirm around in there. The girl moved
back to shoot the breeze.
   "I didn't order a mustard dog, you eatin' again?" she
teased.
   "Uh, yeah, thought I would."
   I had to stifle a giggle, doubting that the boy would
want the one he was keeping warm!
   "Well, you are a growing boy," she flirted, "and cute,
too! How come you've never asked me out?"
   "Gee, I don't know, Rosie. Kinda OHH! Uh, just shy, I
guess." His gasp was from feeling my tongue between his
cheeks. I Iicked his asshole, getting a kick out of doing
it while the dumb cunt was making googoo eyes at him. Danny
had a squirmy little butt, always complaining that my
rimming tickled too much! I teased the hell out of his
hole, which gaped a little open from the wienie sticking up
it. I was able to lick all around his anus, smelling his
crack and tasting the greasy oil from the wiener. I reached
between his legs and tickled his balls and cock, making him
push back more.
   "Boy, you sure are jittery today," she said. "I didn't
mean to put you on the spot, but just so you know I'm
available."
   "Um, thanks Rosie. T-that's nice to know. Hey, I think
you got a c-customer!"
   "Shit! Well, they'll be figuring out what they want for
a minute, I gotta come back and get some more cheese. I'm
running out."
   "NO! I...I mean...I'll get it for you, Rosie."
   "Oh, I can get it."
   "No, please, I'd...I'd like to get it for you, OK?"
   "Well...alright, handsome! Be back in a flash!"
   "Quick!" He handed me the bun. I held it to his ass as
he squeezed the greasy meat out of his asshole onto my bun.
He handed back a napkin and urged me out. I kissed him on
the butt, and snuck out with my spicy snack as he rustled
his pants up.
   As I was going out the door, some drunk stumbled into
me, almost mashing his face into my hot dog.
   "Damn! I wuz gonna ask fur a handout, but food here
smells like shit!" He wandered off, looking back and
shaking his head as I took a big bite! I waved him back
and handed him a couple of bucks.
   "Here, go around to the front and tell them Larson sent
you for a "Danny Special!" I laughed.
   I went home to clean up, had a couple of drinks, and
dressed for a friend's party up on the hill. He always had
a nice mix of good-looking guys, and boys...plenty of boys
...boys that like doing it--especially with older guys who
had money. They weren't hustlers, just kids willing to put
out, maybe in hopes of finding an older guy that'd take
care of them in exchange for sex.
   I showed up early. As a matter of fact, I was the
first.
   "Larry, come in...hurry! You gotta see the kid I picked
up today. What a fuckin' doll! Kid's in the shower now, in
the small bathroom. Why don't you go in and get a peek?
Pretend you didn't know he was in there or something. You
just gotta see him naked!"
   John was generous, and never minded sharing. He had
looks, dough, and a line that never failed. He had boys
around him all the time. Many a night we'd gamboled on his
big bed together with a luscious, frisky youngster! He
isn't into shit like I am, but enjoys making a game out of
it, coaxing a boy to 'do it' for me. He was so smooth, he'd
soon have the boy giggling and taking it all in fun, too,
like a nasty game!
   I went down the hall and quietly opened the door, just
as a hand reached out from behind the shower curtain
holding a small brown turd to drop into the nearby toilet.
Evidently, he was taking care of all his business in the
shower! In a flash, I reached my hand out and received it.
   "Hey! What the hell!" A beautiful face with twinkling
blue eyes and angelic blond hair blushed furiously in
astonishment. "W-what're you doing?!!" He pulled his hand
back, rinsing it under the water as he stared at me,
totally embarrassed. "I, um..."
   I smiled. "You, um, were just cleaning yourself out...
like we all do. Everybody does that."
   "Y-yeah, but...w-why are you h-holding it?" he looked
freaked.
   "Why not? Pretty boy like you, with..." I pulled the
curtain aside, peeking, till he pulled it back, modestly,
"a perfectly luscious ass! And this HAS to he the cutest
turd I've ever seen!" I held it up. "And smells good, too!"
   "W-WHAT?? P-put it down and...get out, willya!"
   "Aw, baby," I leaned against the sink, "I couldn't let
this lovely thing go to waste, could I?"
   "What're you gonna do?" he stared, wide-eyed.
   I put it to my mouth and lewdly licked it!
   "Holy fuck! God, you're licking my turd!"
   "Mmmm, yeah, it's delicious! But then, you probably
know that already."
   "Hunh? Whadda you mean by that?!"
   "Oh, come on. Don't tell me you never licked your
own turd."
   "OF COURSE NOT! Oohh, you're filthy! STOP THAT!" He
pushed the curtain closed, hiding inside.
   "Don't have a tantrum, sugar. What do you care what I
put in my mouth?" Instantly, he stuck his head out again.
   "You're gonna put it in your MOUTH?!!"
   "Maybe."
   "Oh, please...just get out of here...please," he
begged, finding the whole thing quite repulsive as he
stared at my tongue running up and down, tasting his shit.
   "Alright. On one condition," I said.
   He looked at me suspiciously. "What?"
   "Turn around and stick your butt out of the curtain
and let me lick it before you wash it off."
   "NO!"
   I continued licking, infuriating him.
   "Will...will you get rid of it if I do? Will you
flush it?"
   "Yep. I'll set it down right here, then I'll flush it.
Promise!"
   He glared at me. "Alright." Modestly, he wrapped the
curtain around him until just his butt stuck out. I knelt
down behind him and reached out my hand for his cute
bottom.
   "Hey!" He fluttered his hand around, agitated, "wipe
'em off first! I don't want shit on me!"
   "Don't be silly. You're gonna wash it anyway!"
   "Oh...yeah." He looked back, then turned away. I
grabbed his smooth cheeks, smearing one with shit that had
melted in my hand, and pulled his butt apart. I licked the
glistening water drops from his goosebumped skin and stuck
my tongue up to his already clean asshole. The boy had a
smooth, suckable butt! Worth giving up his turd to lick his
hole...especially since he was so upset. It turns me on
when I can tap into a guy's fear of shit and totally
outrage him with my antics.
   "You done?" he asked, sarcastically.
   "You got a boner?" I chuckled.
   "NO!" He straightened up, rustling the curtain back.
He was probably lying, but I chuckled and stood up. He
stuck his head back out. "Now do it! Flush it!"
   I picked the turd up from the toilet tank. "One last
lick?" I asked, looking forlorn.
   "NO! Oh, what's the difference. Do it and get out of
here!"
   I smiled and took a long, long lick on it, then flushed
it. "Thanks, baby, that was tasty!" I walked out, licking
my fingers.
   I waited for about a minute, then stuck my head back in
the door. "Hey! Stop jacking off! John wants that load!"
   I don't know if he did or not, but when he finally came
into the living room, he looked quite embarrassed and
sheepish--sparkling clean and gorgeous--as he silently sat
next to John.
   John put his arm around him, grinning amusedly. "I
think you've met my good friend Larry."
   "Yeah," he replied, not looking at me.
   "Hey, don't be upset," he hugged him, "he loves to
blow guy's minds. He loves to blow guys' cocks, too," he
chuckled, "but that's another story."
   "He was really dirty," he whispered, still acting
disgusted.
   "Barry, Larry's the nicest guy you'd want to meet...
next to me, of course...he just loves hot turds!"
   "You know about it?!"
   "Know about it?" he laughed. "Ha! I've seen so many
assholes shitting in his mouth you wouldn't believe!"
   "Jeez! Don't tell me you...DO IT TOO?!"
   "Hell, yes!" Then he saw the expression on the boy's
face. "Oh, no, no. I don't do it...fuck no...I meant I've
shit in his mouth before. Right, Larry?"
   "Yeah, some pretty hefty stinkers, too!" I laughed.
   The boy just shook his head. Then he said, "I've heard
about that, but I never believed anybody really did it! I
just thought it was something dirty guys made up!"
   "Yeah, you gotta be careful when you get mad and tell a
guy to EAT SHIT! He's just liable to not be angry anymore
and start sniffin' at your ass! HA HA!"
   "I still think it's dirty."
   "Of course it is, kid, that's why it's so exciting!"
   "Aw, don't be upset, doll. You shoulda seen the
expression my face when he first asked me to do it! Musta
been ten years ago, hunh?"
   "Yeah. Would you believe I was nervous? Only the second
turd I ever licked. That's when I knew I liked it for sure.
Course that was back when you still had an ass that wasn't
sagging!"
   "His ass don't sag!" the kid defended.
   "Thanks, baby."
   "Wha...what'd the first guy think?" the boy asked. We
laughed.
   "Well, kid, if you were going to lick your first turd
to find out if you liked it...who would you go to?"
   "NOBODY! I'd be too embarrassed!"
   "Precisely," I grinned.
   "Hunh? OH! Oh, god, you licked your own! Sick, just
sick."
   "I only put my tongue on it," I acted offended. "Thing
is...I put my tongue on every available spot! I knew I'd
found something interesting by the way my cock shot off!
Course, it wasn't as nice as the one I tasted about ten
minutes ago," I teased, much to the kid's dismay.
   "I'll bet," John said, hugging the kid. "Barry's cute
enough to almost make me want to try it!"
   "JOHN! You...you're just kidding, right?" John winked
at him.
   "He's just kidding...I think," I said. "Do you rim,
Barry?"
   "Um...sometimes."
   "Does he ever! Oh, sorry, baby. But good is good!"
   "Aw, don't be so embarrassed. Rimming's great, but it's
something quite different. But maybe since you do that, you
might have an inkling about this. See, at your age you see
other guys as desirable more or less on an equal basis.
When guys get older sweet morsels like you take on a
different appeal. You're so young, tender and incredibly
beautiful that everything about you is a thousand times
more wondrous. Your spit tastes better. Licking sweat from
your balls or armpits becomes delicious. And even what
comes out of your asshole becomes something precious and a
turn-on. Think about it. If somebody was gonna fart in your
face...and you had two choices...you'd pick a kid over an
old man every time, right?"
   "Gee, that's an exciting thought!" Barry grimaced. "But
I guess I see what you're saying...kinda."
   "Larry, if you're gonna do stinky games tonight do me
a favor, will you? Take 'em into the back bathroom, okay? I
don't want you scaring all my guests!"
   I was a good boy most of the night. Further on into the
party, however, I found myself sitting between two giddy
college freshmen. Not your usual image of Frat Boys, but
two youngsters fresh out of high school, just learning the
appeal of their own bodies. They certainly weren't virgins,
but they were still a bit naive.
   We were laughing and joking, getting along quite
nicely. They didn't seem quite used to the amount of liquor
they'd been drinking, or maybe they were just naturally
eager and playful. I told them I was a proctologist, and
that set up a round of jokes. One of them joked about how
his a-hole had been itching, so I suggested I take them
both into the back bathroom and give them a checkup! They
didn't believe it for a minute, but they played along and
agreed, giggling all the way down the hallway. I took them
into John's bedroom, then back into his bathroom, and
became businesslike between taking sips from my drink.
   "Gentlemen, if you'll drop your trousers we'll begin
the examination and have you checked out in a jiffy." Two
beautiful bottoms were presented to me as they bent over
and bared their asses as only teenage boys can...wide,
trusting, and very lewd!
   "Fine, fine, delightful specimens! I mean, er, things
look normal so far. Now just relax, boys, and I'll inspect
your anal regions a bit more thoroughly."
   "Oooh, Doctor!" one boy giggled, nudging his friend,
"I've never heard of a...lingual examination!"
   "What's that?" his friend whispered.
   "You'll see!" he cooed.
   He did soon enough. I moved my face over and licked
his asshole! I had two sweet buttholes in front of me and I
kept trading off, tasting each boy deeper and deeper as
they bent further over and laughed.
   Belatedly, I answered his question. "A new technique,
boys. We've found that taste plays a very important role in
diagnosis. I'm happy to report that you both seem very
tasty. Uh, that is...very healthy! Now that we have a bit
of moisture applied, shall we proceed with the interior
perusal?" I wet a finger and slipped it up an ass.
   "Oooh, Doctor! That's doing things to me!"
   "Don't feel embarrassed, my boy. We fully understand
how teenage boys are susceptible to anal stimulation. In
fact, be prepared to expel a bit of fluid as I check your
prostate." I wormed my finger around inside his rectum,
finally settling on his button and fluttering all over it
before giving it a little push. My other hand was on his
hard prick as I gathered up the juices he dribbled out
and put them to my lips.
   "Seems normal," I said, licking my finger and driving
the other one further up his asshole. He chuckled and
squirmed his butt back, obviously enjoying the finger-fuck
as I loosened him up. Then I started getting nasty. His
asshole was opening up enough for two fingers, so I worked
them in and out...all the way out. His buddy was getting
antsy and he turned around to see when it was going to be
his turn. "Damn! He's licking his fingers, Ray!" he gulped,
staring.
   "Ah, man, I don't care! Long as he keeps plugging me!
Hunh? What'd you say?" His hole tightened up.
   "He...he's pulling those fingers out and licking 'em!"
   "Relax. Who's the doctor here?" I shrugged, and moved
over to him. "Now just you bend over and let's what we find
up here. I told you about those new taste tests."
   "Uh, sure...I guess."
   He bent over and let me stick my finger up his ass.
He started to moan instantly, but he wouldn't give up that
other thing. He wasn't that drunk!
   "Oooh, that feels so good! But...you were licking...
mmmm...your dirty fingers! AH!" He suddenly wasn't so
upset. "Gee, do all proctolagerists do that taste thing?"
His butthole was feeling good enough that he went back into
the game playing...still wanting some answers. "I sure
wouldn't wanna be a doctor if I had to do THAT! You can
check deeper if you have to."
   "Yes, I think I'd better check it all the way up in
there. I think there may be an obstruction of some sort.
Hold your breath a second." I crammed my finger up his
rectum and twiddled it around, touching the end of
his turd.
   "Oh, this racket's not so bad, boys. You get to feel
up guys and play with their asses. And make up dumb stories
about why it's necessary to put your tongue on their holes.
And sometimes it gets dirty if a fella's got stinky poop up
his hole that gets on your finger. But what the hell, I
always say, it gives you a good excuse to get a taste of it
if you want! Just tell 'em it's part of the diagnosis!"
   "Gee, Doc, aren't you giving away professional
secrets?"
   "Oh, you're bright boys. You can't be fooled by
subterfuge. Now hold on and let me get a taste of this..."
I sucked on my finger after pulling it from his butthole.
"Normal, normal, perhaps a bit too much potassium in your
diet, but otherwise...you're doing just fine!" I stood up
and motioned the boys forward. They both had tremendously
hard pricks boinging out in front of them. The expressions
of their faces was astonishment, but they were horny enough
to want to see what I'd do next. I grabbed their peckers
and licked on them both at the same time.
   "I...I think I need a more penetrating examination,
doctor!" Ray said, glassy-eyed. I looked to the other kid.
   "You ever thought about being a proctologist?" I asked
him.
   "I might've...til I heard about that tasting test!"
   "Well, let's just try some of the basics," I suggested.
"College boys seldom know their field of expertise at
first. It takes experimentation. Here, sit right down on
the toilet seat. That's alright...just let that thing stand
right up. Ray here needs a more penetrating exam, and I
think you're the lad to do the internship!"
   He obeyed, curious as to what I was up to. Ray had a
pretty good idea and quickly straddled the boy's hips.
   "Deep! I need a real deep examination!" he cried,
reaching down between his legs to take hold of the guy's
prick and aim it. I slapped his hand away.
   "I'll take care of that. The instrument must be
thoroughly prepared with lubricant. Press back. Perhaps
your friend would be so kind as to apply some of his own
lubricant to the area under contention?"
   "Oh, good idea!" He pushed his ass back to the guy's
face. "Doctor says you should lick my asshole, Richie, to
get it good and wet before you examine me!"
   "Oh, yeah, Ray!" He pulled the butt back to his face
and began to slobber all over his hole! I ducked down and
sucked the prick into my mouth...doing just as much noisy
slobbering!
   "Okay, intern!" I finally said, "let's see how well
you perform under scrutiny!"
   "I'm ready, Mr. DeMille! I mean...Dr. Spock!" He
grabbed Ray's hips, helping him down. "Sit right here, son.
I'll have you fixed up in a jiffy!"
   "Uh, how do I do this?" Ray squirmed around, laughing,
wondering where to plant his legs.
   "Now, you just settle back. Doctor Richard knows what
he's doing. Here, I'll take those!" Once he had the prick
imbedded up his squishy asshole, I lifted his legs and put
them onto Richie's thighs, his hands on Richie's knees. I
reached down and played with his cock before kneeling in
front of them. That position was perfect when I carefully
spread Ray's legs apart and put my face right up close to
the action! Close enough to lick his balls, anyway. But I
was missing the fuck. Ray rested his body back on Richie's
chest so I could see what was happening down there. A great
fuck was happening!
   "You hold his legs, Doctor Richard," I directed, "you
need something for balance anyway." He grabbed Ray on the
inside of his knees and lifted, holding him steady. That
left me free. Richie had a thick cock and Ray had a
capacious asshole. Ray was feeling no pain at all, taking
every thrust and jab Richie was giving him. They moaned and
groaned in their own aura of lust and I knew that anything
I did would only increase their feelings. When I'd first
pulled my fingers from Ray's hole they were clear, but
shiny with luscious assjuice. Richie thought it was nasty
and dirty what I was doing...but not filthy. So when I put
my face down there and started to lick his prick each time
he dragged it out of Ray's rectum, he just moaned in
delight, dismissing me as an eccentric older guy that was
rather nasty. Little did he know!
   Fact is, each time he withdrew that massive prick
base, streaks of creamy shit were being dragged from Ray's
rectum! Neither boy knew it...I was licking so fast that
the smell was not rising very rapidly. Oh, man, I was
licking! The shit from that college boy's asshole was
absolutely fantastic! I could have lapped at it all night,
that's how good it was. Both boys were on the bone and
anxious. And it didn't take long for Richie to cum up Ray's
ass. Ray took a few seconds to catch his breath, and I told
Ray to hold his orgasm since he hadn't come yet, then as
soon as that prick flopped from the boy's asshole I went
down on it and started to lick and suck it clean! There was
shit on the end of it, but they didn't get a chance to see
it. But the smell had risen by then, and they knew some-
thing was about!
   "Hey! Hey, uh, Doc! You're gettin'...gettin' lots of...
oh, shit! You like that, doncha? Okay, man, go for it!
Clean that shit off my prick! He's lickin' up your shit,
Ray!"
   "Yeah. I wish he'd stop so I could come in his mouth!"
Ray was now standing to the side, furiously pounding his
unsatisfied prick.
   I lost my pretense...as I so often do at times like
this. I let the cock slip from my lips and looked up at
Richie.
   "Yeah, it's true! You had a lota shit on your dick,
man, and I was licking it all off! It was a hot fuck and I
licked off your hot cum and his hot shit! Now unless you
boys are scaredy cats, let's get nastier!"
   "Whadda you mean? I wanna cum!" Ray cried.
   "I mean this. Richie, you got a turd up your ass that's
ready to come out. I know, because I was feeling it up
there. Come on, get up and bend your ass over. Blow your
buddy off. He's hot from the fucking you game him. Give him
a big blowjob while you push that turd you got right out of
your asshole...into my face!
   "Goodness! No wonder you're a fuckin' proctologist you
fake! It's fuckin' nasty. Hurry, let's do it before I stop
to think about it! Come on, Ray, lemme suck you off. Just
forget about what he's doing!"
   "Hey, I don't care! I don't care if you shit down his
throat. Just suck me off! I'm so fuckin' hot I can't stand
it!"
   Richie gave Ray a loud, noisy, hot squishy blowjob that
ended with a ton of cum being shot into his mouth. But as
much and as deeply as I'd licked his anus out...Richie
hadn't delivered a morsel.
   "Sorry, guess I couldn't," he shrugged afterward. "I
was paying too much attention to cocksucking, I guess."
   "Yes, I noticed that," I chuckled. "So just take a
momentary rest and catch your breath. Kneel down on all
fours and rest your head way down. Totally relax, and
you'll find you'll be able to make me happy in no time
at all!"
   "Decummed and unbonered, he reluctantly agreed with a
shrug. Ray watched with an amused look in his eyes. I'd
been around too long. I knew what I'd felt up there, and
I'm able to judge the pressure and tenseness quite
accurately. Get his face down and his ass up and open, and
that turd'll have nowhere else to go but OUT! I knew when
he knelt there, that Richie felt it was a waste of time.
And little unghs and hmms that he made expressed his
surprise. Ray stared, open-mouthed. I pressed my face up...
open-mouthed. Richie's anus began to open up in spite of
himself. A hot, steamy, dark mutherfuckin' turd shot out of
his asshole and froze in mid-air for a split second! It
glistened with greasy assjuice, making my mouth water! Then
it continued to be pushed out. I ducked my head down,
quickly, and received it and I grabbed his hips and held
him fast. Ray gasped in disbelief, witnessing the obscene
spectacle before him. He started to jerk his prick and
probably wasn't even aware that he was doing it.
   I knelt there, holding the hips in place, with that
turd in my mouth. Richie couldn't move...and neither could
his turd. It stuck out of his asshole and into my mouth,
pressing against the back of my throat. When I felt him
relax his muscles and just let that thing hang there, I
opened my mouth wider...took a deep breath...and deep-
throated his tangy, bitter turd...sending it down my throat
just as far as I could possibly shove it! When I couldn't
breathe any more, I pulled back quickly and gasped for
breath. The smelly column of shit hung there, dripping with
spit, and began to fall from Richie's rectum. Just before
it was squeezed and snipped, I grasped it and began to
gobble it up! I ate the fuckin' turd in record time,
practically having it all swallowed down before Richie
could slam his asshole shut!
   Richie was laying there, not quite sure what had just
happened. But Ray was sitting on the toilet, leaning over
and jacking off, watching every move I'd made.
   When I looked at him...shit smeared all over my
lips...he just kinda had this dazed expression as if
transfixed. He had a firm grip on his prick, but he just
stared and garbled slowly, "You ate all that stinky shit
that came out of his messy hole you ate it all you
swallowed it down your throat and ate it and licked your
shitty lips and..."
   All the time he's rambling along saying this, his cock
is suddenly coming again...pouring out all this cream over
his fingers and over the floor in big puddles! He's half
senseless, but having the most gently intensive, prolonged
orgasm of his young life! He keeps staring at my shitty
lips!
   As most of us are, regardless of the circumstances,
Ray was more concerned about his own performance.
   "I...I came again! I couldn't believe it. Even more
that time!"
   "Wanna come again?" I asked, "kiss me...you will!"
   "Ohhhh! OH, NO! Don't! I don't wanna kiss you after
that!"
   "Too bad, kid, you missed the moment. You would have,
you know. You got so turned on cause you were watching me
eat his turd. All the time you were coming, you were
staring at the hot shit on my lips. Just think what would
have happened if we'd kissed and you could taste it!"
   Richie felt silly, sprawled out on the floor. But he
stared at Ray, gauging his reaction to my words. Ray saw
him watching.
   "NO! NO! I didn't!"
   "Hunh? Didn't what, Ray?" Richie asked.
   "I DIDN'T WANT TO LICK IT OFF HIS LIPS!!" he cried
adamantly.
   I tried to hold it back, but Richie laughed out loud.
"Nobody said you did, man!"
   "Aw, yeah, right. Where's my drink?" He took a big
gulp.
   Richie looked around. "You...you really ate it?"
   "Sure," I admitted casually. "it was like a big
Tootsie Roll."
   "A fuckin' turd?!"
   "Your fuckin' turd, Richie. There's a difference," I
complimented, wiping some renegade smears from my upper lip
and tasting it. He just looked at me with a goofy smile...
not totally comprehending. But Ray was sitting back with a
lecherous gleam in his eyes. He still wasn't out of his
dazed state.
   "I wanna do it," he stated flatly.
   "What?" I laughed. "Lick poopie?!"
   "No," he said, unsmiling, "shit in your mouth."
   "Well, I'd love that, kid. I dug the streaks I licked
up, but I don't think you got any up there."
   "Can I try?"
   "Hey!" I spread my arms. "I never resist hot shit from
a boy's pulsing asshole! If you can push some crud out of
there, baby, I'm here to slurp it down! Squat down on my
face. If there's anything available, we'll get it out
that way!"
   I layed down on the floor to humor him. At any rate,
I'd enjoy licking out his crack again. But the boy was
determined. The hot load of cum up his ass mixed in with
whatever he churned up from his inner recesses. Together,
that made for a neat little combination that came squishing
out of his hole before too long. It was soft and creamy,
and stunk like shit! But the freshness only turned me on
all the more. I didn't bite or gobble it...I lapped at it,
making sure Richie got a good view. It was like eating
peanut butter from his butt, but tasted so much better! The
fuckin' tang and heat coming from it literally fried my
tongue, but I drew it in and squished it all around my
teeth before sucking it down my throat! Then I cleaned his
asshole out!
   Richie was turned on again, and stood before Ray and
stuck his cock in his mouth. Ray sucked him off beautifully
and drank his jizz while I savored the wonderful taste of
teenage shit in my mouth!
   The party broke up about two. After one last drink, I
stopped by John's room to say goodbye. He and Barry were
naked on his bed in a 69 clutch. He had his face buried up
his sweet little trick's bottom and the kid was bent way
down frantically tonguing out John's hole.
   I locked the door on my way out. I was a bit hungry,
so I decided to stop in at the Sleaze Pit, a backroom orgy
bar. Actually, the place was called The Bored Room, an out-
of-the-way basement bar near the financial district. No
street traffic. Only those in the know were likely to walk
in. The back room was commonly called the Sleaze Pit...and
no wonder. Sleaze was the whole point.
   I got a beer and headed into the back. Dark, grungy,
lots of cowboy gear and heavy-duty leather action. Slings,
fist-fucking, pissing and guys on their knees able to take
huge cocks fucking their throats. All anonymous, hot and
dirty. Like the baths but raunchier--lots raunchier.
   At the baths you went to the showers after fucking
to clean up for your next encounter. Here, you just grab a
guy's head and stick your dick in his mouth! Like you're
forcing him to clean your dirty prick. He'll complain, but
he won't struggle. It's a very unique atmosphere. You might
be a little wimp and he might be the biggest, butchest stud
in the place. So you grab him by the hair and feed him your
shitty cock!
   What's unique is that everybody does everything. If you
don't take cocks or fists up the ass, or don't like the
taste of piss or shit, you don't go to the Sleaze Pit. It's
that simple. A dirty cock will always be licked clean, and
a just-fucked asshole will always be sucked out!
   I walked around for a while, taking in the sights.
Sucked some cocks and got mine sucked. Licked a few
assholes, too. I love the Pit. Everybody shows up with a
stinky butthole...so as not to disappoint. All the time, I
kept my eye on the sling and the table.
   Nobody douches before coming here...even if they intend
to get fisted. A guy wants a hand up his ass, he just shits
first. That's what propelled me toward the table. A guy in
the sling was getting fiercely fucked by a huge cock, but
the studly blond on the table was begging for a fist from a
leathered naked dude.
   "Half your turd, baby," he said. "Just shit out half.
I wanna play around up there with the rest. Some of you
guys come around and spit all over my hand. He don't need
grease."
   About half a dozen guys passed by to spit as much as
they could over the guy's fist. He moved it around with one
finger to keep it from dripping off. Meanwhile, a guy was
on his haunches licking the blond's asshole and getting
finger-fucked by someone else. Two guys stepped up and held
the blond's legs back, intently watching him shit in the
guy's mouth.
   "Fill your mouth and bite it off, man!" fister ordered.
"Leave some in there." The guy bit and moved away...pulling
the turd from his mouth to eat it more slowly. Fister
immediately put his hand there and worked in three fingers,
forcing the rest of the turd back inside.
   "Mmmm. Hot and gooshy! Yeah, love to play with a stud's
shit. Open that shitty fuckin' hole, man. Let me get my
hand in there."
   "Shove it in, man. I'm ready. Shove it up my ass!"
   I stood next to the guy chewing the stud's shit. His
finger-fucker was now plugging his ass with cock, pulling
his hand back to lick his shit-coated fingers. I leaned
over and kissed him on the lips! He pushed his tongue out,
feeding me a little. The stinky kiss fired me up so I knelt
down...watching the man work his fist in there.
   "You like that baby?" he asked the blond. "I'm playing
with your turd up there-mashing it around in my fingers."
He twisted his hand, making shit ooze from the massively
expanded anal lips. Down between the blond's legs leather-
gloved hands were jerking him off...one of them ready to
catch the guy's load.
   The foul aroma had my nostrils flaring. I breathed in
the stud's reeking scent and began to lick shit from the
guy's wrist!
   "Go for it, man." He twisted his hand slowly, pulling
out slightly to give me more. I lapped at it. It was sweet.
The blond was moaning, luxuriating in his own rectal
invasion.
   "Twist harder, man! Twist that fucker!" I had to
back away because the man began to move his hand like a
U-joint...back and forth. "AH! Take it to the edge, man,
and diddle my button-I'm gonna come!"
   The guy pulled his hand out to the widest part of his
wrist and kept it there. The blond's asshole was spread
apart a nearly five inches! The man was using a couple of
fingers--rapidly diddling his prostate. He yelled out as
cum poured from his cock like a hose into the gloved hand.
Just as his orgasm was subsiding, the man pulled his hand
free. The glove was quickly put to the blond's mouth so he
could lap up his own cream. Nearly finished, he dropped his
head in exhaustion as his masturbator licked up the rest.
   "Taste treat!" the fister cried, holding his shitty
hand up--over the guy's back. Four guys attacked it...
licking the shit off!
   I'd already put my face up the blond's hugely-gaping
asshole. I'd managed to get my mouth and lips inside his
ass before he closed over it. For those few precious
seconds I was further up a guy's ass than I'd ever been
before. Had I been a shit-loving little baby, I could have
stuck my whole head in there! I tried to keep his hole
pried apart as I worked my tongue around in there--
furiously eating the shit out of his ass! It was being
smeared all over my face and going into my mouth. It was
wonderful! I finally had to back off because he was
shitting it all out and it started to go up my nose! I
snorted quickly--driving it out--and proceeded to eat the
mashed-up sludge as he eased it out!
   When he clamped shut, I licked his ass thoroughly then
fell back catching my breath, coming in some guy's mouth.
   "Dirty, filthy, shit-eating sonofabitch!" the fister
scowled as he and another guy got down and licked my face
clean! Then, while the other guy was still licking me,
fister aimed his prick and pissed on both of us! We opened
our mouths, welcoming the thirst quencher!
   Running a towel through my hair, I made my way out...
passing several mouths being stuffed with turds or acting
as urinals. One guy, who'd either been administered an
enema or someone pissed up his ass, was letting it loose
onto two guys laying on the floor with their mouths open.
Another fellow yanked his cock from a guy's ass and put it
to a kneeling redhead's mouth. It was so covered with shit
he must have dragged half the guy's turd out...right onto
his cock. The redhead held it up at the base and hungrily
ate the shit from his prick!
   I had just enough time for a few hours' sleep before
an early appointment. I was going to shower first, then I
remembered who the appointment was with and decided against
it. I stripped and stretched before the mirror. I'd been up
nearly 24 hours and needed to shit. I should save it for my
appointment, I told myself. And so I did. But I squatted
down and shit it on the floor first. I licked on it then
stuffed it into a baggy. I crawled into bed, leaving my
asshole dirty!


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