Date: Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:22:37 -0800
From: Rich Hairyguy <hairybearinsf69@gmail.com>
Subject: Laundry Farts (scat)

This story is meant for adults. It involves bareback sex and mild shit
play. Remember in real life use a condom. All work is original. Copyright
2009

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I have a bad case of gas, which to me is good. My farts are the long and
loud ripping kind and man do they reek. It's great when I'm home and can
sit in my own cloud of stink but today I'm doing laundry at the
laundrymat. At least no one was here. Until...

I'm sitting there reading a magazine letting the air biscuits fly. I feel
like I have to take a shit but there is nothing I can do until I get
home. I just let one rip when I noticed a guy had walked in the door right
in the middle of this long thunderous butt blast. He looked over at me,
smiled and said "nice" then proceeded to walk thru the noxious cloud of my
stink to the washers. Good lookin guy maybe in his 30s or so, 6 foot,
stocky, beard and looked like he may have some hair on his body. He had on
a pair of sweats and a dingy once white T-shirt. As he started to take his
clothes out of the basket I watched to see what he was washing. First came
some shirts, jeans and then his underwear. That's what I wanted to see. His
underwear was like his shirt, yellowed and well worn. He dropped a pair of
his drawers on the floor. I went over to pick them up; I wanted them for me
and was hoping he wouldn't notice them. As I bent to pick them up I let a
small squeak out, looked at him and smiled, "Sorry" I said. He told me it
wasn't a problem and reached for his dirty underwear. It had a nice crunch
in the pouch and a long brown stain in the back. I wanted to put them up to
my nose and take a whiff. I could feel my cock getting hard looking at his
stains. He noticed as well because he asked if I wanted them. Then he asked
me if I wanted to smell the real thing. Hell yeah!

He finished putting the rest in and started his washer. He told me to let
him know if I had another fart coming. I did and I dropped my shorts and he
put his nose to my poop hole. I could feel my guts churning and then felt
his tongue on my hole. I let one rip, wet and loud. He groaned and started
licking at my hole. I hadn't showered yet and was getting a nice cleaning
from this guy. He dug his tongue in deeper in my shit chute. I let him lap
up my stink like a dog and rewarded him with another ripe fart. This one
made me gag a bit, and here he was sniffing and licking while I tore
ass. He reached around and started to play with my dick. I pulled him up
and said my turn.

He turned and yanked his sweats down. He had a nice hairy ass, perfect. I
stuck my nose up to his brown eye and took a whiff. He hadn't showered
today and from the smell it might have been a few days. I could see that he
wasn't big on wiping either. Guess I'll have to help him. I spread his
cheeks and stuck my tongue up and down his nasty trench. The smell was
intoxicating and I attacked his hole. The hairs around his hole had bits of
his morning dump still clinging to them. I sucked them clean and dove up
his pucker farther. As I did, he let one rip right in my face. It smelled
like it tasted, fucking gross but so hot. I could feel the precum dripping
off the tip of my cock. "Stick it in" he said. So I did. I rammed my boner
up his dirty stinkhole and could feel his logs. The smell was intense. I
could see his shit on my dick as I pushed in and out. I shoved it up hard
one last time and creamed the inside of his guts with my cum. I pulled out
and he turned and swallowed my shitty dick. He cleaned off my cum and his
shit off my cock. Stood up and kissed me. He smiled at me and said "nice"
one last time and went to finish his laundry.

I kept his dirty underwear and have added my own shit to them. We did play
again. This time at his place where things got even messier.