Date: Wed, 07 Jan 2004 20:42:56 -0800
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: MIDNIGHT RAMBLER (scat)

               MIDNIGHT RAMBLER by bawdypen
   The two guys stood against the wall in the dark alley. They
had their pants down to their knees and were feeling each other
up. One peeked around the corner.
   "Here he comes!" he warned. "Oh, damn, I forgot something.
Bend over, quick, I gotta smell your asshole!"
   "Hunh? Why?" He was confused as the guy put his nose into
his crack.
   "Fuck! You showered tonight, didn't you?"
   "Yeah...of course! Why?"
   "Here, I'll fix you up." He reached back and thrust a
finger up his own ass. He wormed it around in his rectum.
   "What're you doing?"
   He pulled his finger out and wiped it over the other guy's
anus. "Putting some shit on your hole, man. You wanna get
rimmed, doncha?"
   "Sure, but..."
   "Listen, I told you this guy was the best. But if your
butthole doesn't smell raunchy, he ain't gonna pay much
attention to it. I just took a shit and didn't wipe. Watch how
he checks me out. He'll get one whiff of my smelly ass and get
right down on his knees!"
   "That's filthy!"
   "Whatda you expect? The guy sucks assholes in a dark alley
every night! He only does it here, where it's really dark, and
he doesn't care who it is. Long as they drop their pants and
stick their butt in his face...he'll lick and suck. But he
really goes to town on a shitty one! Nobody knows what he looks
like, or who he is, but he's real short and always wears a
cowboy hat. One guy told me he started to take a shit while he
was being eaten out, and the guy didn't even pull away! Just
started moaning and slobbered all over his turd. Here, lemme
smear some more on there...I got plenty!"
   "What'll I do now?"
   "Sssh. Just turn around and lean against the wall with your
butt out. And relax. He likes to stick his tongue up there real
deep."
   The shadowy figure approached, and leaned against the wall
next to them for a moment, surveying their figures and adjusting
his eyes to the dark. Then calmly, he got behind the two guys
and felt their asses. He didn't say a word, and the only sound
he made was when he ducked his face down and spread each guy's
buttocks apart and took a loud sniff!
   "Mmmm," he groaned appreciatively. Then he pushed the butts
closer together, and went from one to the other...back and
forth...licking up their cracks! He had a wild tongue, and
obviously enjoyed the fact that both anuses reeked of shit!
Eagerly, he licked them both, causing the guys to squirm in
pleasure. Then, forgetting himself, he spoke up for the first
time in anyone's memory.
   "Hey! They both taste the same!" His voice cracked.
"What're you guys pulling?" he squeaked.
   "What the hell...!" the first guy turned and whipped off
the guy's cowboy hat. He reached down and felt the guy's soft,
smooth face. With one hand, he held his pants up. With the
other, he grabbed the guy's arm and dragged him a little ways
into the light.
   "Hey, leggo!"
   "JEEZ! A FUCKIN' KID!" he gasped. "Y-you're the Rambler?"
   "Yeah, I'm the Midnight Rambler, so what?" he squawked.
"You like what I do, doncha?" He tried to squirm away.
   "S-sure, but...you're just a kid! What are you, about 15?"
   "Gosh!" the other guy exclaimed, getting a look at the boy.
   "Hey, hold still. I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just
surprised. Uh, how come a kid like you comes down here and sucks
ass all the time? You've got quite a reputation...not exactly a
good one, either!"
   "Whadda you mean? I got a great reputation! You've been
back 4 times. I know the taste of your shit. But...how come HIS
tastes the same?"
   "Um, he was clean so I smeared some of mine of his hole so
you'd give him a good rimjob. Damn, kid, you're really him,
hunh? All this time we all thought it was just some horny
pervert with a hot tongue!"
   "I am a horny pervert with a hot tongue! Nobody complains!"
   "Uh, how come you...how come you dig lickin' shitty
assholes?" he asked calmly, genuinely interested.
   "My...my dad died," he hung his head, tears forming in his
eyes. "I loved him, but he was kind of a creep. He used to make
me lick his dirty asshole all the time while he sucked my dick.
I...I hated it. But after he died, the only thing that made me
feel good was smellin' guys' butts and lickin' their shit. Now I
really love it! There's about twenty guys that come back here
regularly, and I know how each one of you tastes. You're not
gonna make me stop, are you? Please don't!"
   "This kid needs help!" the other guy gasped.
   "Whew! Hey, there's a guy that said you licked his turd
while he shit in your face. Is that true or was he just
bullshitting us?"
   "Him?" he giggled. "Yeah, it's true alright. I came in my
pants! I always wished that you guys would do that, but I
couldn't say anything. Dad always gave me his ass after he shit.
I woulda licked his turd if he'da let me. Guess he never thought
of it."
   "B-but you said he was a creep!"
   "He was. He was a creep because he forced me into it. He
was a creep because he didn't know I would'va done it if he'd
just asked! Maybe not at first...but once I tasted it..." He
looked down at his shoes and said quietly, "I liked it. He
didn't understand that I was shooting so much in his mouth more
from the taste of his dirty butthole than from his cocksucking!
I...I liked my Daddy's shit!"
   "So now you go around licking every guy's smelly butt just
because you miss your dad. That's no way to be."
   "No. Well, maybe it was like that at first. But not any
more. Now I realize that Dad's shit tasted pretty awful. I get
some real good shit in this alley! Some are kinda bad--but
that's alright. If I hafta do everybody just to get some good
stuff...it's worth it."
   "Criminy! Uh, w-what do you think of mine?" he couldn't
help asking.
   "It's real good. I always hoped maybe you'd shit a turd
some time," he blushed, "so I could lick it."
   "Y-you'd lick my turd?!"
   "SURE! I'll lick his, too, no matter how it tastes...long
as I get yours! You probably never tasted your own shit, I
guess, but you got about the best around!"
   "Is there any chance you might change this habit?"
   "Oh, people convincing me it's dirty and filthy and a boy
shouldn't do such nasty things? I already know that. I like
licking dirty assholes. There ain't anything that's ever gonna
change my mind!"
   "You sure?"
   "I'm positive!"
   "Hmmm. In that case, how'd you like to come back to my
place? You've always turned me on fiercely, and I'd sure love to
see you lick my buddy's turd while he takes a big shit!"
   "WHAT!" his buddy cried. "Are you nuts?"
   He stared at his friend. "The boy likes to lick shit.
That's a fact. We're not gonna change that. We both want hot
rimjobs tonight, and you know that if we leave without him,
we're only gonna do it to each other. I don't know about you,
but I don't have the nerve to lick on a turd. Maybe I'd like to,
I don't know. But I doubt if I ever will. I never would have
admitted it before...and maybe never consciously thought about
it...but now that it's come up I think I'd really dig watching
you take a shit. I love your ass, and I think watching a turd
come out of it would be really hot! AND HE'LL LICK IT! Come on,
let's do it. I'll shit too, and you can watch if you want. He
wants to lick my turd, and I want to see him lick yours. How
`bout it?"
   "Uh...uh...fuck it, man. I'm no prude...you know that.
You're the first guy that ever got me to suck a cock. First guy
that ever pushed his stinky butt in my face and made me enjoy
licking a guy's asshole. Who knows? You wanna lick my shit, too,
kid?"
   "Gee! On a bed and with the lights on? YOU BET! Can we suck
cock, too? I haven't done that much, but I like it."
   "Sure. You can suck all the prick you want. You can suck
anything you want with us! And I don't know about shit, but I'm
sure we're both gonna be shovin' our tongues up your little
butthole. I love suckin' young guy's assholes. Who knows, maybe
you'll teach us a few tricks!"
   Without going into too much detail, let's just say that in
the next few hours the three of them--in varying degrees--became
quite familiar with the smell and taste of all three of their
innermost butt flavors! On top of that, A fucked B up the
asshole and C licked the dirty cock when it came out! And it
wasn't the guy you'd expect!
   Their encounter wasn't the only one they had, either. In
twos, or threes, they kept in intimate contact for the next few
years. And totally without embarrassment, a lot of turds were
dropped from spread assholes during that time. Let's just say
that `smelling' those turds wasn't the sole activity at these
times!


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