Date: Mon, 07 Apr 2003 19:19:35 -0700
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: NURSE! NURSE! (oral scat)

              NURSE! NURSE! by bawdypen

  "Uh, nurse? I...think I gotta...d-defecate," I blushed
furiously.
   "Oh, certainly. Would you prefer a male nurse for that?"
   "Yes, I think so. Kinda embarrassing, you know?"
   "Sure. I'll send one right in."
   I was so banged up I could hardly move. I'd been trying to
hold it in for as long as possible, but the time had gone. It
was gonna be weeks before I got out of there, so I had to get
used to it. I could just barely turn onto my side as it was.
   Just then a young guy came bounding into my room. "How'ya
doin' today?" he grinned. "Gotta make a little poopoo?"
   I had to laugh at his juvenile expression. "A little
poopoo?!" I asked. "Probably a big poopoo! I've been holding
it in."
   "Well, kind of an embarrassing thing. Gotta put as much
humor into it as possible, right? We're just not used to
needing help at it." He grabbed the bedpan. "Relax, it's really
no big deal. We all gotta do it, right?"
   "How true."
   "Now if you'll just turn on your side, I'll lift your
smock. Kinda get into a fetal position."
   "Uh, alright. Ouch! Sure makes you feel vulnerable. Like
you're about to be ravaged!" I joked, unthinking.
   "Yeah? Heh! Hey, you gay or something?" he asked, baring my
ass.
   "Uh, maybe. Does that matter?" I was surprised he'd picked
it up.
   "Yes, it does," he ran his hand over my buttock, and
lowered his voice--not that anyone could hear us anyway. "Some,
uh, some of the male nurses are gay, too. They've been known
to, uh, satisfy a patient now and then...to take the edge off
...you know?"
   "Oh yeah?"
   "Yeah, sure. We know how it is laying there for a long time
without nothing but Rosey and her friends. If ya get me?"
   "I think I do. Might you be one of those 'special
nurses'?" I asked, over my shoulder.
   "Depends. Now if you were gay for sure, and interested..."
he continued to casually stroke my bottom in a way that could
be interpreted as merely being professional and just preparing
me to relax. "After all, it is rather unorthodox therapy not
exactly condoned here."
   "Oh, I see what you mean," I chuckled. "Yes, I'm definitely
gay. And I sure could use some of those special services. If...
if you don't mind my saying with my ass sticking out at you...
you're really hot!"
   "Thanks. Under all your casts and...especially what I'm
looking at right now...I'd say you're pretty fine yourself!"
   "But..." I gulped. "This isn't exactly the most erotic
moment for that. I...I gotta shit real bad, man. Maybe another
time for the sex, because I'm gonna gross you out here in a
minute!"
   "Hey, fella. Don't bother me. I've watched so many guys
take a dump I couldn't count. Doesn't gross me out. Actually,
it's kinda neat with a pretty butt like yours. Guys are always
too embarrassed to shit for each other, but actually it's kind
of erotic."
   "Erotic? Jeez! I'd almost think you like this job!"
   "I do." His voice changed. He rubbed my ass playfully.
"I make like it's no big deal, so they usually call me in for
this. Truth is, I...I love to see a hot guy take a shit!"
   He suddenly began to smother my ass with kisses! I gasped,
but I couldn't move. Then I didn't want to. He put his tongue
to me and started to lick my asscrack! It felt so good! I
hadn't been rimmed in ages it seemed. And here this male nurse
was, down there licking my ass, knowing I might shit any
minute!
   "Oh, oh, fella...jeez...that feels good, but..."
   He dug his tongue up my hole! "I know, I know. You gotta
poop...you gotta take a dump...you gotta shit! Go ahead, man, I
know what I'm doing. Push your turd out!"
   "In your face?!!" I gasped.
   "In my mouth, man!" he hissed, fondling my ass like mad.
"Lemme taste it! Lemme lick your turd!"
   I was hoping he'd say that. He had me feeling raunchy as
all hell and I couldn't resist his probing tongue. I felt my
asshole begin to open up and sure hoped he meant what he'd
said. I looked back over my shoulder, but all I could see was
the side of his head. He had his face up my ass...and in one
sudden movement...he had my movement in his mouth! I layed my
head down and let it go...and listened. I could hear him
slurping on it--sucking my turd! I felt the pressure of his
mouth release, and I shot out the rest of it, hearing it land
in the pot!
   Suddenly, a nurse appeared in the doorway, open-mouthed.
"Uh, Derrick, you have another one in 12C."
   "Tell him to hold his horses. I got a nice one right here!"
   She shrugged and left. I could hear him licking.
   "D-damn!" he cried. "You sure were holding back. What a
turd!"
   I looked over and he showed it to me. I'd filled the whole
thing, half again as much! I was startled, and crinkled up my
nose at the smell. He laughed and set it down, beginning to
carefully wipe my ass off. Then I turned onto my back, staring
increduously at him.
   He smiled. "Got a boner, dude?"
   "N-no!"
   "Wanna get one?" He lifted my smock again and grabbed me.
   "Uh, sure. You really licked it, didn't you?"
   "You bet! That's why I have this job. Hey, call me a dirty
pervert, but what's life without a little spice, right! Say,
listen, can we put this blowjob on the back burner for a while?
12C's a dog. I'll have his turd out and wiped up in a jiffy!
Then I'll come back and drain your nuts for ya!"
   "O-okay," I muttered, still astonished. Quickly, he took
the pan into the head and plopped the turd out and flushed it.
Just before he left he put his thumb and index finger to his
lips and kissed 'em!
   "Tasty! Be back in a jiff!"
   I layed there pondering the whole thing. What a scam he had
going! I'd never met a real shit-licker before, but he sure did
it with a touch of class. At least it seemed that way. What did
I know? All I did know was that it had been strangely exciting.
I giggled, mostly from awaiting his return. I was so fucked up
I couldn't even reach down and jack off. It was going to be a
pleasure having a guy's mouth on me to get me off. I started
getting a boner in anticipation.
   "WOAH! WHAT A STINKER!" he burst in, finally, and locked
the door. "Shoulda done that before. Nurses know I nibble here
and there, but I'm sure you'd feel better with privacy. Ready
to get off, dude?"
   He climbed onto the bed, being careful, and pulled the
covers down. I had a big erection waiting for him and he went
right for it! He tongued up and down the shaft. He licked my
balls, too.
   "Mmmm. Nice stuff, man! Hey, you mind if I, uh, lift your
leg? One last taste?"
   He carefully lifted my left leg and pushed his face down
under my balls and licked all over my anus...even digging his
tongue in. I don't know how well he'd cleaned it before, but I
didn't much care. I'd give him all the hot taste he wanted! I
wanted to try to shit again. But he came back up quickly and
started to attend to my cock.
   "Ah, pricks are nice, aren't they?" He slurped all over
mine. "Buttholes, balls and boners...ain't life wonderful!" he
cried, going back down on me. I wanted to pump up into his
mouth but it hurt too much. That's alright...he was doing just
fine on his own!
   "Oh, hey!" he stopped, leaving my prick throbbing and ready
to burst. "I'm being selfish, hunh? Betcha wanna suck some cock
too, hunh? Good thing your mouth ain't wired up like that guy
in 6B. I hadda jack off over his lips cause he couldn't suck.
Course he dug it anyway...having my cum pour down his throat.
Sucked him silly! Ate his ass out, too. Guy had a swell turd!
Here you go, babe!"
   He stood at the side of the bed and dropped his pants. He
held out a great cock! I opened my mouth and took it in.
   "Nice, hunh? Yeah, I got a nice one, alright. I'm not
bragging, it's just that I know a nice prick when I see one.
You got one, too. Mmmm. That's good. You're a great cocksucker.
You wanna blow me first, or should we try to get into a 69?"
   "Oooh, fuck my face! Lemme blow ya!"
   "Okay, baby! Yeah, suck it! Wish I had your turd now.
Mutherfucker I'd like to be suckin' on that right now! YEAH!
YEAH!" He jabbed it into my mouth and down my willing throat. I
had a hard time taking it in that position, so he threw a leg
up over my chest--backwards--and fucked my mouth that way. It
was wonderful! He was able to pump his big prick right down my
throat easily. I hadn't been sucking cock for five years
without learning something! He humped his naked ass over the
bed and drilled my throat--shooting gushes of warm juice down
my craw.
   "Aw, man!" he withdrew. "Wow! I didn't hurt ya, did I?
Jeez! I felt those muscles workin' on me like you wanted it.
What a fuckin' blowjob! The rest of ya might be banged up, but
you sure can give great head!"
   "Oh, that was good! I needed that. Now I need some
nursing!" I pushed my crotch up, flipping my cock around.
"Nurse on this!"
   He did. He sure did! He leaned over my body and nursed my
prick to a fantastic orgasm! First he licked it all over,
teased the hell out of me, and my balls, then deep-throated me
all the way to completion. I sat watching him gulp and gulp. I
had a lot of frustration built up in my balls, and he was
getting it all. He was loving it all. He turned his cum-
dripping chin up and smacked his lips.
   "Mmm. Don't wantcha to be infirmed forever, dude, but I
sure hope you stay a while!" He pulled his pants up. "Great
jism, guy. Love your jizz. Listen, gotta hurry. Kid in 6A needs
to poopoo. Beautiful little fucker. About 13. Gotta play it
cool, you know? Take a lick when he don't know it. Cute little
butt! Wish I could blow 'im!"
   "Don't get in any trouble," I warned, pulling up my covers.
   "Aw, don't worry 'bout me, slick. And don't you go holdin'
that sweet stuff back, you hear? Just tell 'em you need
Derrick, alright?"


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