Date: Wed, 23 Apr 2003 21:48:28 -0700
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: PICKED UP AND CLEANED UP (scat)

	   PICKED UP AND CLEANED UP by bawdypen

  The burly bodyguard peeped through the hole until he noticed
the strained expression and heard the young man dropping his
turds. Then he rushed in and grabbed the startled boy, twisting
him around until he had grasped him under the knees and lifted
him back against his chest. He cried and struggled, but he was
no match for the powerful muscles.
   "WHA! WHAT'S GOIN' ON??" he asked Jocko. "LEMME DOWN,
DAMMIT!"
   As scared as he was, he was more bewildered than anything.
Okay, so it was dumb allowing himself to be picked up hitch-
hiking and trusting that older man when he promised a relaxing
weekend of sun and swimming. He'd met this big guy earlier and
wondered if his employer knew he was doing this.
   But it made no fucking sense! Whatever his intentions, why
would anyone not wait until he'd cleaned up, instead of grab-
bing him right off the fuckin' toilet?" Gawd, his legs were
folded up against his chest, his smelly ass just sticking right
out there! And now this bozo's kicking doors open and carrying
him down the hallway like this! Right into some bedroom...
   His eyes bulged when he saw the sight beneath his dangling
Levi's which were still bunched up around his ankles. The nice
older gentleman was sitting in a high-backed easy chair--STARK
NAKED! In the center of a furry mass of silver grey pubic hair
he was masturbating a very hard, impressively long cock. He had
no expression, said nothing, just followed the approaching duo
with his eyes.
   "This the dirty shithole you wanted, sir?" Jocko asked
flatly.
   The unbelieving boy was totally speechless. The man didn't
reply...or move a muscle. Jocko stepped over his spread legs,
straddled the armrests, and held the boy's reeking, shit-
smeared anal hole within an inch of the man's face. Not simply
his face, but his lips!
   "GODAMMIT, THAT'S A SHIT-FILTHY ASSHOLE!" he exclaimed, his
gushing breath coming right back at him a thousandfold and
searing his flaring nostrils! "You try and teach them, but
what's the use? Fucking teenagers today don't even have enough
sense to wipe their assholes after they take a huge smelly
shit! Didn't anyone ever teach them how to defecate properly?
You'd think they like going around with a filthy bunghole like
this! Damned smart alecks probably think other people enjoy
smellin' their poop. Defecating is one of life's finer
pleasures, it's true, but also requires some discipline.
Shameful little beggar sure has a gamy ring of hair around it,
don't he? If only he could see how that gummy pulp gets mashed
into his hairs, he'd be more careful. Ah, well, what's a
concerned elder to do? Leave it like that and the stench will
have me keeling over. WHAT A SIGHT! Best thing to do, I guess,
is lick all that filth offa there. Where to start...gracious!
Hold him tight like that, Jocko. I'm gonna have to lick off the
whole thing!"
   Nothing in life had ever prepared him for something like
this! No questions, no struggle, no protest was going to stop
this outrage! The sweltering scent of his own shit was swirling
around his head, giving him an inkling of what the man was
experiencing at his bottom. The big difference was that the man
was enjoying it! Hell, he was wallowing in his soiled cheeks...
carefully licking his buttocks in a wide circle until they were
moist. Then he took a deep breath before attacking the central
area.
   "Smooth and sweaty buns needed tidying up, too. But now for
the offensive slime. This may take a while, but it must be
done!" With that he began a slower, more concentrated series of
lickings. He washed the surrounding area with long, slithering
swipes of his flat tongue. Every wipe was taken in, tasted, and
savored. He took only one quick, impatient lash over the
clenched anus before using his lips to nibble at the corroded
asshairs and nurse the fresh, moist mush from the pubic
strings. Already it was starting to dry and he had to suck and
wash them with wet lips.
   The boy moaned and quivered against the bodyguard's massive
bare chest. He no longer tried to analyze the situation, nor
worry about the loss of his initial horror. Everything was
clear. He was at the mercy of a dirty old man who so far was
merely playing out a fantasy in order to eat his shit! Eat it,
old man! Lick all the crap you want...just keep that flapping
tongue working down there!
   What the boy didn't realize was that once the man began to
tease himself by fluttering his tongue right over the puffy,
coated shit-tube opening, he was unknowingly relaxing his anal
muscles. Having his ass folded over like that reduced his
control already, but now...
   Jocko breathed heavily onto the boy's neck, but not from
fatigue. He saw the man's wild shock of grey hair sweating
profusely at the temples from excitement. Also, he noticed, his
throbbing cock was leaking warm fluids down his stiff, upright
shaft. Jocko's own prick bunched up his basket tightly. Seeing
the virile, handsome man working his mouth over the kid's
skuzzy, rancid basin sent waves of remembered pleasure through
his system. Memories of how the man had once adored his bitter
foulness and spent hours in rapture watching him take shits,
licking him out afterward, and more often than not eating his
turds! Now, an occasional butt-lick and blowjob was all he got.
Now, he was reduced to helping him procure younger boys, with
younger, tastier shit. Oh, well, at least the man had just
unzipped him and pulled his cock out. But the few strokes and
licks he received seemed half-hearted.
   11" of thick, ass-ripping meat wavered just under the boy's
voluptuous bottom. If it weren't for the feast before him, he'd
treat this old friend better.
   [[God he missed the days before his prostate problems when
he craved riding that monster and feeling it stretching the far
end of his colon! Oh, yeah, he decided early on...he'd eat the
turd of any man who could work such miracles up there! It
started by being in such a state of tingling frenzy after being
shafted like that, and gaping at the still-hard, sloppy Wonder
Cock! Sublime ecstasy like that has no boundaries. He started
going down on the greasy, bitter prick after each fuck. Homage,
he told himself....until he finally realized he sucked it
longer--and enjoyed it more--the dirtier it was. He was
actually acquiring a fetish for the taste of his own shit.
Many a time Jocko had watched him licking off his own stinky
excrement by then. His salacious request should come as no
surprise.
   It didn't. Jocko eagerly agreed to let him watch. Having a
man with an excited erection put his face down there and gush
scandalously about the escaping smell of your shit, to hold
your butt open in horny expectation, and then shoot a big,
thunderous load at the sight of your asshole plopping out huge
smoky turds, had no equal as a forbidden, thrilling obscenity!
It touched a darkness in Jocko's being that he totally
embraced. Two dormant lusts--magnified by mutual permission--
meshed so completely that absolutely nothing was withheld...or
denied.
   The man shamelessly licked his shitting turd the next
time. Jocko's whole body coursed with wild electricity as he
tried to shit out the world's most glorious turd for the man.
Head thrown back, eyes closed, he arched his back and savored
the lewdest sensation of his life as he pushed his bloated anus
apart and let the intimacy of his soul ooze out in tubular,
exquisitely-scented animalism. He'd never felt so damned nasty!
But even that sensation was compounded when he felt the man's
tongue poking around his stretched asslips! Licking his crap-
hole while the shit came out! Moaning and groaning something
fierce and obviously slopping his lips and tongue up and down
his mutherfuckin' turd! The man was enjoying this hot shit as
much as he was. Even more...because he started crying out that
it tasted soooo much better than his own. It made him jerk and
shoot the fucker out. Even before his sticky anus could clamp
shut, the man had his tongue thrust up there, wiggling it like
mad, cleaning him out and sucking for more rectal juices!
   He was boiling over. Snapping his anus from the man's
mouth with a vulgar POP, he spun around and faced the glassy-
eyed, shit-smeared face. He growled, squeezing the life from
his throbbing, engorged cock. Swinging his own cock down
between his thighs and grasping it there, the older man licked
the bloated, purple knob. He wanted that gush of sperm, and
silently urged Jocko to follow him down. Down to the steamy
pile of shit. The huge sweltering turd that snaked in a curve.
   "Shoot on it, baby!" he'd cried. "Shoot all over your
delicious turd while I lick it! I wanna taste your hot cum and
luscious shit at the same time!"
   Gawd...the amount of his shit the man has eaten! Not so
much from the nibbles and mouthfuls from his turds, but the way
he never got tired of licking out his asshole after watching
him shit. Jocko even pushed his own limits once to test his
inhibitions. He let the man shit in his mouth! It was exciting
--even thrilling--to see it and accept the filthy turd into his
mouth. He licked and sucked it awhile--as the man watched him--
but mostly to give him a thrill. Laughter followed his admis-
sion that he'd much rather be the crapper than the crap-licker!
The man said he'd gladly take on that full responsibility as
long as Jocko kept defecating such confection.
   It might have gotten back to normal between them if Jocko
hadn't reacted so jealously. After all, they'd had so many
years enjoying their mutual debauchery. But stumbling upon the
man at the back of the garages on his knees behind the gangly,
freckled-faced paperboy's pimply bottom was too much of a
shock! The boy sported a randy boner he jerked on--his pants
and white undershorts bunched around his ankles as the man
ravenously devoured a sweet, honey-dripping turd from his
young, hairless rearend!
   At least, that's the way he described it when Jocko
confronted him with it. "First shit I ever ate was my own,
Jocko. I fuckin' liked it! Til I tasted yours. Suddenly, my own
was foul in comparison. Now, your shit will never be 'foul' to
me, love, and I'll never deny I enjoy the taste of it. But that
sugarbutt had absolute divinity inside! I won't blame you if
you tell me to EAT SHIT," he chuckled, "but I don't want you to
leave. I love yours, but I can't do without tender boyshit now
that I know how incredibly delectable it is! Can you adapt with
me? I still want you porking my shithole with that truncheon.
Nobody can fuck me like you. We can trade blowjobs like always.
Just help me to get hot, sweet buttholes over my shit-eating
lips, and we'll do fine. Okay?"]]
   Jocko stood there, rigid and solemn, holding the kid's
keester to the man's shit slurping lips. He'd felt the boy
relax in his arms, but didn't know the extent of it until the
man breathlessly gasped and pulled away.
   "GOOD GOD, JOCKO! THE LITTLE BASTARD WASN'T DONE SHITTING!
THERE'S A MUSHY TUBE OF CRAP COMING OUT OF HIS HOLE! DAMN! Just
when I had everything cleaned up I gotta eat all this hot shit
from his smelly, teenaged rectum!" He glued his lips to the
boy's anus--shit entering his mouth--and sucked the mash down
his gullet! Sucking, licking and slurping, he managed to drain
the boy's luscious bowels.
   The kid experienced rushes of disgust and pleasure as he
felt the man's mouth sucking and tonguing the shit from his
ass. Now it made him wonder why he'd been grabbed after
shitting, instead of before. Maybe the pervert was on a diet!
   The man pushed the ass away and sat there licking his lips.
He fisted his erection, slopping the leaking pre-cum over his
knob with squishy noises. "You suck pricks, kid? I love it when
a boy blows me."
   "Uh, I did once," he replied, wondering why he was being so
honest.
   "Wanna suck this big cock? I still shoot a mighty load."
   Uncomfortable, outraged, violated and angry, he stared at
the huge bloated knob. He forgot everything except that he
wanted that cockhead in his mouth and wanted to suck the syrup
from his balls! Lowered to his feet, he instantly went to his
knees, burying his face in the silvery crotch. He'd lost his
mind...gone insane. Suddenly turned into an expert, greedy
cocksucker! He knelt there naked and unash-amedly blew the
man...took his massive load of balljuice into his mouth and
drank it all down. It was so delicious he thanked the heavy
balls by licking them!
   "Ah, what an angel!" the man cried. "One more thing would
make this a perfect encounter." He slowly began to lift his
knees. The boy quickly understood what he'd meant and stared in
horror as his ugly, purple-lipped fat anus came into view. He
could also smell it! He saw a very lewd expression staring into
his widened eyes.
   "SUCK MY ASSHOLE!" It was vehement, but not a demand. He
somehow knew he could refuse. Vulgarly, it began to push in and
out, making the asslips puff out in a big ring of obscene,
wrinkled flesh. He attacked it, cramming his face into the ass
and sucking that shithole. He was licking out an old man's
dirty smelly ass...tasting his shit...and spraying thunderous
streams of jizz over and over from his untouched cock. Then he
mindlessly turned and sucked off Jocko while the older man got
down and licked his cum from the floor!
   He stayed two weeks--got fucked, sucked, licked out Jocko's
ass, and gave the man quite a few fresh turds from his 'smelly
teenaged rectum'!


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