Date: Thu, 8 Sep 2016 20:38:38 +0100 (BST)
From: jt.poopinhinder@tutanota.com
Subject: Poop Babies

POOP BABIES
By J.T. Poopinhinder
b/b, oral, anal, scat, WS

This story is a work of fiction, and it was not really written by a boy. It
was written by me pretending to be a boy, and a rather messy boy at
that. If stories about boys, pee, poop and messy sex are illegal where you
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My name's Finn and I'm 12 and I like doing sex up peoples' butts and I like
getting sex done up my butt and I like playing in my poop and I like other
people's poop when we do butt sex, only nobody wants to do butt sex with
poop in it except my friend Luke, so mostly it's just me and Luke, but we
do it a lot, so that's okay that it's just us two.

This story is called Poop Babies which is a game we play when we do sex up
our butts and get poop all over us. Luke is reading this while I write this
and he says I shouldn't say poop because I sound like a baby and I should
say shit because it sounds more grown-up and guys jack off. So fine,
Luke. Shit shit shit shit shit. We do sex up our shit butts.

Our other friends are named Silas and Jasper, only they're not in this
story because they don't like poop or shit or whatever you want to call it
up their butts, but they do like butt sex, so maybe someday I'll write a
story about Silas and Jasper doing butt sex. They actually did butt sex
first before any of us, but no poop was in it when they did it. Chickens.

Luke says say fucking. Fine. Fucking fucking fucking fucking. He thinks
he's the boss of me. Which he only is when he FUCKS me. FUCK FUCK FUCK! Ha!
Otherwise, no.

So, all of us are best friends and we are (in order), me (Finn), Luke,
Silas and Jasper, only this story is just me and Luke this time because it
has shit in it. So fuck Silas and Jasper. Hahaha! Luke just laughed when I
wrote that.

So, okay. I started Poop Babies when I was 9. I'm 12 now, but I was 9 when
Poop Babies started, only at first it was only just me. I like poop a
lot. I like to smell it in the toilet when I go shit. I like to shit it on
the floor sometimes and then I'll pick it up and smoosh it in my hands,
only you have to be careful when you shit on the floor that you pee your
piss in the toilet first because shit is easy to clean up off the floor as
long as it's in logs, but piss gets everywhere.

So when I was 9 once, I got this idea I wanted to see the shit come out of
my you-know-what hole. Luke says say asshole. So asshole asshole
asshole. And I wanted to see the shit come out (only I really only called
it poop back then, so fuck you, Luke, hahaha I'll call it what I want.

And I wanted to see my own poop come out, so I laid down a towel on the
bathroom floor upstairs. Not one of my mom's good white ones. Fuck no. She
would have killed me. I got one of my dad's ratty old blue ones. That's
what she calls them. Ratty old blue ones.

And I laid it down and I took off all my clothes (the door was locked to
the bathroom) and first I pissed all my piss in the toilet so it wouldn't
go everywhere and then I got my mom's big yellow hand mirror from her top
drawer I'm not supposed to go in, and then I folded up my clothes and some
towels for a pillow and then I laid down on my back and I propped my head
up.

And then I aimed the mirror at my asshole and lifted my head up so I could
see and then I held the mirror just the right way so I could see my
you-know-what-hole, shut up Luke, okay fine! ASSHOLE! And then I pushed
real hard and I watched my shit come out.

OH MY GOD IT WAS SO BIG AND COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My first shit came out in
a big brown clump. It wasn't a hard one but it wasn't a soft one
either. You have to be careful and NEVER play Poop Babies when you have
diarrhea, NEVER, EVER, EVER. That is a LONG story, and trust me, you do NOT
want to hear it.

So first a big log came out of my ASShole (happy, Luke????) and it stunk A
LOT but I LOVE the smell of my shit, so that just makes me want to do it
more. So I pushed out another log and watched it come out of my ASSHOLE,
and my penis was already getting hard from being excited about seeing my
shit come out. Luke says say cock or dick. So my COCK or DICK was
hard. COCK COCK COCK. DICK DICK DICK.

Then I had one more piece of shit I pushed out and then I was all out of
shit. And it was REALLY cool watching it come out of my ASSHOLE. Luke says
say CUNT because guys jack off. So okay. CUNT. My shit came out of my CUNT
and my COCK was hard. And then I put the mirror down and I rolled over on
the towel and I stuck my own COCK in my shit, and I rubbed on it, the way I
rub on my bed at night when I want to get my feelings.

And I laid on the floor and I rubbed my cock in my SHIT and it smeared all
over my cock and my balls and my tummy and my hips and IT REALLY STUNK BAD
and it felt really slippery and it was everywhere all over me and all over
the towel, and I kissed my wadded up shirt and jeans I was using for a
pillow and I pretended I was French kissing a girl or a boy (I don't care,
either one).

And I FUCKED MY OWN SHIT, Luke says fuck your own shit and cum in it. CUM
IN IT, only I didn't have cum back then so I just rubbed and fucked in my
slippery shit until I got my really good feelings only nothing came out.

And holy shit, what a mess. That ratty old towel was a gawner. Luke says
GONER by I say GAWNER but who cares. Nobody was home yet because my parents
both work, so I wrapped the towel up in a garbage bag from under the sink
and later after I took a REALLY long shower and believe me there was
SMEARED SHIT EVERYWHERE.

Then I took the garbage bag to the river and rinsed all the shit out of the
towel and then snuck it back in a CLEAN garbage bag and snuck it back home
in the laundry load my mom already started and that's how you shit on a
towel when you're 9 and you don't let your mom know.

You have to be pretty smart when you're 9 to shit on towels and not get
caught, so if you're not smart, don't even THINK of doing it. Luke says
shit your pants in a Pull-Up instead. Hahaha!

So then the more I did that, suddenly it got the name Poop Babies in my
head, because I saw a movie on TV that was really gross with a woman having
a baby and the doctor saying "Push! Push! Just one more push! I can see the
baby's head, Mrs. Cooper!" And then a baby popped out and I thought OH MY
F'ING GOD that looks like ME PUSHING MY POOP OUT!

So that next day after school when nobody was home I took my towel out
again and held the mirror but when I was pushing my poop out, I pretended
it was a baby coming out of my ASSHOLE (UGH! Luke says say VAGINA now!!!
GOD LUKE SHUT UP!!) so I pretended it was a baby coming out of my vagina,
so that means it was A POOP BABY! Get it now? POOP BABIES IS THE TITLE!
Hello! God, that took FOREVER to explain.

So, then I just played Poop Babies all by myself all year when I was 9, and
all year when I was 10, and half the year when I was 11, and then Luke
moved in next door, and then Jasper and Silas showed us all how to do sex
up each other's butts (and/or assholes), and then we all did sex in each
other (Luke says say BUTT FUCKED) so we all butt fucked each other like
crazy that year and it's hard to pick favorites.

But Silas has the littlest ass so we all kind of like to fuck him the
hardest, but Jasper's stinks more (even though no poop comes out) and I
like poop smell when I BUTT FUCK so it's a toss-up like my mom says (only
not about butt fucks, just about spaghetti or tuna casserole for dinner),
and I forgot what I was saying now.

Oh right. So we all butt fucked a lot, but because Luke lived next door to
me, we butt fucked the most and Luke is REALLY good at it (shut up Luke,
now he's waving his arms in the air like he's a champion, shut up, you're
not THAT good Luke), but kind of good and the first few times he butt
fucked me I didn't do any poop on him until one time he butt fucked me and
in the middle of it laughed and said I think I feel a turd up there.

AND OH MAN THAT'S ALL I needed to hear, I TOLD HIM IT IS A TURD and I told
him ALL ABOUT POOP BABIES and he said WHAT???? Are YOU CRAZY you poop on a
towel? And I told him YES, and he told me THAT IS SO FUNNY! I POOP IN THE
BATHTUB!!!!!! HAHAHA! WE BOTH POOP!

Jesus, I told him, I never thought of pooping in the bathtub. He said,
yeah. It's really clean. That way you can see it come shooting up out of
your ass and you get to pick it up and touch it while it's still warm and
play in it if you want and then just throw it in the toilet and flush it
down and you're already in the tub, so just hose off with the shower and
you're all done. Easy clean-up. Easy-peasy like my mom says!

But he REALLY wanted to see me make Poop Babies on the towel. HE REALLY
wanted it. So I told him okay fine, be careful what you wish for and he
pulled his cock out of me and we went in the bathroom and I got everything
ready and I locked the door and I told him how it worked and I said, "Okay,
doctor, get ready to deliver my POOP BABIES and he laughed and said you
mean SHIT BABIES and I said, no, just POOP babies because I named it when I
was 9, and he said okay fine.

And this was something new – he pushed my legs up to my chest and said,
"Okay, Mrs. Jenkins. Shit out your POOP Babies," and I told him you have to
tell me to push and he said, "PUSH! PUSH! OH SHIT! I SEE IT COMING!" and he
laughed and my first turd came out and it was a pretty hard one that
night. And he said OH MY GOD you just got SHIT on the towel, that is SO
GROSS! But I looked down and his cock was super hard and he was jacking it
up and down while he watched me shit, so I pushed hard again and made one
more POOP BABY for him.

"TWINS!" he shouted. OH SHIT It's TWINS!" and then I did another one and he
yelled "TRIPLETS! HOLY FUCK!"

He picked the last piece up and he smeared it on my leg and I laughed, and
I picked a piece up and I smeared it on his cock tummy, right above his
dick, and he said, I really want to butt fuck you, Finn. Holy fuck I want
you so dirty bad right now. And I said fine, fuck me all dirty if you want
me that way. And he said he did because I was so fucking dirty hot. And I
wanted him so bad.

And he lifted my legs up again and I said do you want me to wipe my butt
first and he said CUNT, call it CUNT, and he said, no, leave it shitty, and
he stuck his cock in me and he butt fucked me harder than he ever butt
fucked me before. SUPER HARD and shit was everywhere, and he came up my
butt REALLY hard and REALLY deep and he said "MAKING MORE SHIT BABIES IN
YOU. FILLING YOUR CUNT WITH MORE SHIT BABIES."

And when he said that, my own dick which I was kind of jacking on, shot off
like CRAZY WITH FEELINGS when he came in me and I smelled my shit all over
and it never felt so good to get fucked in all my life.

And then he took his cock out of me and it was coated with my shit all over
and he told me to get up and stand in the tub, and then he aimed his cock
at me and he pissed all over me and washed some of the shit off me because
by then it was all over everywhere.

And then I aimed my cock at him and I pissed on him too, and we stood in my
tub and we pissed on each other and then we had to hurry up and clean
EVERYTHING and get a garbage bag for the POOP BABY towel because my mom was
going to be home in 35 minutes and we just made it. Jesus that was a close
one.

That next day at school, he whispered in my ear on the way out of math,
lets make more shit babies after school. And I said POOP BABIES not SHIT
BABIES and he said whatever you want to call them as long as I get to make
some in you because you are so fucking hot Finn and I want to fuck you so
bad again.

And that time when we went to my house and laid out the towel, he told me
not to have the babies until his cock was up my asshole, cunthole, whatever
you want to call it, and he said he wanted me to shit out my poop babies
while he was butt fucking my ass this time, and I did, only holy cow it was
hard to shit with a cock up your butt. LIKE A CORK! Seriously, you try
it. It's hard.

But he started fucking and I started shitting and shit got everywhere. And
it stunk and it made loud fart sounds when he fucked me and when shit fell
out I was making whimper noises because it felt so good and he picked some
up and he smeared it all over me and kept fucking me smearing me with my
own poopy baby shit.

"So fucking hot, Finn. I love fucking your shitty, stinky ass so much."

I scratched his back and stretched up and licked his neck while he fucked
me and it made him moan really loud and fuck me harder.

He came in me really really really hard again.

Then he wanted me to FUCK IN HIS BUTT while he got to SHIT and I said, okay
Jesus, but we're going to need another towel and that time we had to have
TWO of my dads ratty old towels in a garbage bag.

Luke's shit was way gushier than mine and sweeter smelling too. He has
sweet shit. (He just read that and said thank you. You're welcome).

He likes to shit fuck me on the floor when I lay on my towel and make Poop
Babies. I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and he wants me to get pregnant he
says. Like his good little shit bitch he just said. Haha! Fuck you, Luke.

And when it's his turn to get fucked, he likes to stand up in the shower
against the wall and he likes me to butt fuck him from behind standing up
and pushing him against the wall as hard as he can while his shit comes
out.

And if it won't come out, he likes me to piss up his butts like an enemy
(FINE LUKE, ENEMA! ENEMA ENEMA ENEMA) and when I do that, he holds it in
until it makes him bend over and clench his tummy and then it all comes
shooting out, piss and shit chunks and everything everywhere.

And then I get to fuck him in his piss shit drippy ass. Luke just said to
say that hits the spot. HAHA! I'm sure it does. Anyway, he likes sex up his
butt standing up in the bathtub best while I like it on my Poop Baby towel
the most. To each his own like my mom says.

And we tried to get Silas and Jasper in the game because we thought holy
shit if two guys having poop babies is fun, think of FOUR GUYS all having
poop babies!!

Only I told him there is NO WAY four guys are going to shit fuck all over
my bathroom, there is not enough time in the WORLD to get that all cleaned
up before my mom gets home. And he said, no, no, we'll go out and do it in
the woods. We'll just put down blankets. Then we'll all jump in the lake to
clean our asses and cocks up.

Only when we tried to break the ice with Silas and Jasper by pooping in the
woods in front of them. Luke said, holy shit, I gotta take a crap, and I
said, me too. Anybody wanna shit before we butt fuck? And me and Luke
pulled down our pants and pissed first so we wouldn't piss in our pants on
our ankles, and then we both squatted and shit on the ground and Silas and
Jasper looked WAY grossed out by the looks on their face.

And I knew right then nobody was making any poop babies with THOSE two
chickens, and sure enough, when Luke was done, he spread his shitty ass
cheeks and said, "Silas, WANNA SHIT FUCK me and Silas said EWWWW are you
crazy. NO way." And Jasper said, "EWWWW You're gross man," and neither of
them would shit fuck Luke (or me) with a ten foot pole like my mom
says. (only not about shit fucking, just about other stuff).

SO THAT is the end of my story about POOP BABIES and Luke wants to make me
have some babies right now. So I have to stop typing and shit my babies out
and have him put some more up my butt. Silas and Jasper are still good for
regular fucks but you have to keep it clean with those two. You know. Just
in case you run into them.

Luke has got his cock out right now and he just squirted piss on my leg
(FUCK YOU LUKE). This time I'm going to fuck him first. I'm going to push
him up against the shower wall and put shit babies up HIS C-Word this
time. (Fine Luke, cunt cunt cunt).

You never know how much you want to be poop pregnant until your friend puts
POOP BABIES up your vagina. Luke says say shithole because guys jack
off. SHITHOLE SHITHOLE SHITHOLE.

How'd you like to put your POOP BABIES up me and Luke's shitty little
SHITHOLES? I bet you'd like that right, big shit man. I bet you'd like to
make thick shitty babies in us. You wish, big shit man fucker. YOU WISH.

Because me and Luke would let you try. Get your big dick out and jack off
and pretend you're putting your poop babies up our butts. Your big man cock
making SHIT babies in us. Put them way far up our shitholes fucker. WAY FAR
as your shitty big cock can go!

THE END

We're gonna go fuck now.

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Eternal thanks to Boy Ahoy, who nails it every time.