Date: Sat, 12 Jul 2003 23:32:39 -0700
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: PROCTOLOGY 101 (scat)

                PROCTOLOGY 101
   I was flustered at the news. "I...I know I volunteered for
this medical lab, Doctor Wilson, but I didn't know what it
would involve. Maybe this isn't a good idea. I don't need the
extra money that bad."
   "Now, just consider it a contribution to medical science.
After all, someone has to do it...and it certainly isn't
something you don't do nearly every day. Hop up on the table
here and I'll adjust the camera."
   "Yeah, but...gee. Taking a shit in front of a camera for a
whole bunch of medical students to see?!! I'll have to watch it
myself!"
   "Don't be silly. It'll be in extreme close-up. Your face
won't be shown, only your anus. Unless some of the other
students have had their faces up your butt, they won't
recognize who it is. They'll just figure it's an old
educational film."
   "I guess...but still it's embarrassing. The smell and all."
   "Well, just try to relax and remember I'm a doctor. And
don't worry about talking--there won't be any sound."
   "Alright, but I sure feel funny. Don't they already have
films?"
   "Actually, no. This is a progressive clinic just being
instigated here at the college for aspiring proctologists.
Listen, I understand. It's no walk in the park for me, either.
It still makes me a little embarrassed, considering what I have
to do."
   "You? What's that?"
   "To get a clear view of your defecation I'll be holding
your cheeks apart so that you expel cleanly and to see the way
your anus expands and interacts. Did you stick to the diet and
take your medication?"
   "Yeah, just like you said."
   "Fine. Now just squat down and get comfortable, John. Let
me take this robe off you and check the focus again. Thrust
your bottom back a bit. That's alright...just let your cock and
balls dangle naturally. Hmmm, rather impressive. Maybe you'd
care to volunteer for one of the masturbation films."
   "No thanks, let's get this one over with. What do I do?"
   "Okay, try to stay in that position. Now I'm gonna touch
you, so don't jerk away. That's it. Just let me open you up
back here nice and wide. Great, not much hair there. Sometimes
I have to shave guys. Now you just look straight ahead and try
to defecate as slowly as possible. It's not critical because
the camera's very high speed, but try."
   "Okay." I had to go anyway, so I did what he said. His
hands felt funny holding my naked ass that way. He seemed to be
massaging it and really spreading me. I grunted until I felt it
about ready to shoot out. Then I slowed it down and shit on the
table!
   "Yes! Marvelous!" Doctor Wilson exclaimed. "Wow, you really
got a big one in there. That's just beautiful...a very healthy-
looking turd. That's it, drop it right out. Squeeze off. If you
have any more...go ahead. I can wait."
   "Uh, I think that's it. Boy, that's a stinker! Can I get up
now?"
   "Hold on. Let me grab some tissue and wipe you up. On
second thought, I really don't think you need it. Very clean."
   "W-well, get some so I can clean it up. Damn, did I do all
that?!"
   "Pretty hefty, hunh?" he grinned. "Listen, you go ahead and
get dressed. I'll take care of this."
   I shrugged, figuring he was used to it. Marvelous?
Beautiful? Very strange to hear somebody talk about my turd
that way. I'm sure he was just remarking on a medical specimen,
though. I got dressed while I watched him fold over the paper
towel and pick it up. He used another one to clean off the
table, then took my mess into the bathroom. I guess he studied
it for a while, because it took several moments before I heard
the toilet flush.
   "W-when will it be shown?" I asked, taking my money.
   "Oh, probably not until the end of the semester when the
subject comes up. We don't get into stuff like this until we
see how many dropouts there are. Those left are more serious.
We lose quite a few when the bloody scenes are shown."
   "Okay. I hope I don't cringe when it's shown and give
myself away!" I laughed.
   "Not to worry. All eyes are going to be on the screen. They
won't even be thinking about who it is. You won't even recog-
nize yourself."
   End of the semester. I put it out of my mind. I got to know
some of my fellow students, and even Doctor Wilson was young
enough to be a fun guy. Medical students sure seemed to party a
lot on the weekends. The girls were just as bad as the guys
when it came to talking about sex all the time. The booze
flowed freely, and sometimes I suspected they were having out-
and-out orgies in the bedrooms. I didn't have the nerve to
venture back there yet, but my nervousness made me drink more.
   The third party was different in that most of them seemed
to leave all at once. Doctor Wilson and half a dozen other guys
were the only ones left besides me. I figured I should leave,
too, because I was getting pretty drunk. Maybe it was obvious,
because Doctor Wilson sat me down on this wooden chair in the
living room. I thought it was strange for it to be sitting in
the middle of the room, until suddenly I was pounded upon by
four guys. I was stripped naked and my arms were pulled behind
the chair and I was handcuffed! My legs were spread widely
apart and also strapped to the back chair legs.
   "What the fuck's going on?" I cried before being gagged,
feeling fear though presuming it was some kind of joke. It was
a joke...a joke on me!
   "Not a thing, John. We're just gonna watch a movie and we
don't want you to leave before it's over." Doctor Wilson patted
me on the head.
   A movie? So? They didn't have to tie me up for that. I
didn't have to get up early. I saw the other guys grinning at
me lewdly. A drape was pulled, exposing two large screen TVs
side-by-side...both with VCRs connected. One of the guys turned
everything on, pushing the VCRs simultaneously. There, in full
naked color and stereo sound, was me in the front and me in the
back as I climbed onto Wilson's table at the lab! OH, GOD! They
were going to show me taking a shit! Was it a real thing or was
it all just to make fun of me?! There I was...voicing my
concern and talking about being embarrassed. They were all
laughing and winking at me...getting a big charge out it!
   I realized how big a charge when they all pulled their
pricks out and started to jack them off!
   "Nice prick!" someone said to my screen image.
   "Yeah, but check out those huge balls!"
   "Hardly a hair on his ass, too. Ain't that a sweet thing!"
   "Yeah, I'd like to suck that butthole some time, John!"
   "Hey, Doc? Bet those buns sure felt nice and cushy!"
   "Hot little dumplins, fellas! Like big pink marshmallows!"
   "Did his hole smell beforehand?"
   "Naw, fresh and sparkling. For the time being, anyway!"
Wilson said, causing guffaws all around. I tried to turn my
head in shame, but Wilson held my neck and whispered in my ear.
"Just go with it, sugar. Check out what the guys are doing and
saying."
   By then they'd all stripped completely and were sitting
there playing with themselves.
   The expression on my face on the screen was nearly as beet
red as it was now. I couldn't figure out where that other
camera was hidden. The pained expression on my face when I
attempted to shit was more embarrassing than what was happening
at my asshole. Laughing and giggling, the guys brazening sat
there masturbating over me!
   "Hey, John? You take it up the ass? I'd sure like to fuck
you!"
   "Hell, man...I wanna blow that big cock of his! Looks like
he's even getting a little hard there. Whadda you say, John?
Let me suck out your cockjuice some time?"
   "Yeah, I'd like to empty his balls, too!"
   "Oh, fuck! Look at that, fellas. His asshole's starting to
open up. Here it comes!"
   "Gawd, that asshole must be two feet wide on that screen!"
   "OOOH, LOOK AT THAT TURD PEEKING OUT!! I'M COMING
ALREADY!" I saw the guy flog his meat as he sprayed jizz all
over himself just from seeing my shit!
   When there was two or three inches sticking out of my anus,
another guy let go!
   "OH, MAN...I CAN ALMOST SMELL IT FROM HERE! AAAHHH!"
   "OOOH, OOOH, OOOH! I'D F-F-FUCKIN' LIKE TO S-S-SUCK ON THAT
TURD! SONOFABIIIIITCH! I'M COMMMMMING!!"
   Guys were shooting their wads all over the place...totally
excited at watching me take a shit. And the filthy things they
were saying! What kind of guys were they? They always seemed so
normal. Even Wilson was jacking off over my shoulder. I could
smell his cock!
   The whole thing was there. Wilson picking up my turd and
taking it away. Oh, no! A third camera in the bathroom. With a
big grin, Wilson waved the turd under his nose, sniffing
loudly. Then with a deranged gleam, he stuck out his tongue as
if he wanted to lick it. Then he dumped it into the toilet and
winked into the camera.
   Maybe for those guys that hadn't come yet, just the
shitting part was edited onto the end several times. More than
a dozen times, I shit out that turd. I just sat there, wide-
eyed, totally unbelieving of the whole thing. Yet my cock was
hard.
   "Ah, I could watch this all night! Hey, John, how about
doing it for us in real life? I'll let you shit in my mouth!"
He stood up and in incredibly long streams he shot all over the
screen! The guys cheered. "If he won't do it...I'll shit in
your mouth!"
   The last guy got up and shot his wad all over my face! The
screen, that is. "I wanna come in his mouth!" he cried. His cum
ran down my chin and he leaned over and licked it from the
screen!
   Wilson stepped in front of me, brandishing a huge cock.
"I'm gonna come. You wanna suck me off?" I shook my head
violently and turned my face away, fearing he'd come all over
my mouth. But he turned sideways and shot streams all over the
carpet!
   One guy came up, his dick still dangling from his pants,
and brazenly felt my crotch.
   "He's kinda stiff, but he didn't come in his pants!" he
laughed. They all laughed. They all stuffed their pricks away
and laughed some more. My gag was pulled away, but I didn't say
anything. I was too stunned, and didn't know what to say
anyway. I was too mortified. Wilson grinned and put my drink to
my lips.
   "Last guy we pulled this on did suck me off! Blew our
minds!"
   "Yeah, that was the guy that came in his pants!"
   "Before we release you and you start taking swings at us...
with your fists, that is..." Wilson crouched in front of me,
"let me explain. It's a secret tradition to pull this joke on a
new student each semester. You got picked cause you seem shy
and naive. Just so you don't feel too bad about it, we all
embarrassed ourselves by jacking off and talking like that.
Fact is, we're all straight and it was all lies. Nobody wants
to eat your cock and balls...and certainly not your turd! We
all came so much because we've been holding our orgasms for a
week."
   "J-just a j-joke?" I stammered. "A dumb joke that
embarrassed the shit out of me?" That certainly brought more
laughter.
   "Hey, fella, we all hafta shit. You don't look any dumber
doing it than we probably do," some guy said.
   "Right," another added.
   "I hope you're not too pissed, John," Wilson clapped my
shoulder. "It was all in fun." Then I was untied.
   Knowing it was best to take it in stride or they'd never
let up on me, I ventured some revenge tactics. "Aw, that's
alright. Guess I did look kinda funny up there. The shit talk
was wild and crazy. Still, I know the truth when I hear it. I'm
not that dumb. I really am straight, but I'll let you guys blow
me and lick my asshole. Who wants to go first? You can't fuck
me, but I'll plug your butts if you want."
   "No, really...we were just kidding."
   "Hey, it's alright. I won't tell anyone. Come on, suck me
off!"
   "Not on a bet!" one guy smirked.
   "Well, maybe I WILL tell then!" I bluffed.
   "Jeez! Hey, Doc! Now what?"
   "Relax. Little Johnny just wants some revenge. Don't you?"
   "You owe me something, that's for sure!" I cried.
   "Like what...besides sex things we don't do?"
   "Hmmm. How about getting in a circle and letting me watch
you guys shit? That would be fair."
   "You wanna watch us take dumps!"
   "No. I just want you to have to do it like I did."
   Grumbling and irritated--pressured by Doctor Wilson--they
laid out a sheet and stripped again. I sat in an easy chair
while they each took a shit in front of the others...with
Doctor Wilson assisting. I made them leave each pile there, and
the place really stunk by the time they were finished. Wilson
was the last to go. He had an amused smile on his face and
actually seemed to enjoy doing it and watching the others. I
got the feeling the whole thing had turned out better than he'd
expected. I walked up and jacked off all over their turds!
   "Nice party, fellas," I grinned. "See ya in class!"


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