Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2003 22:43:33 -0700
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: RELATIVELY DERANGED (scat incest)

              RELATIVELY DERANGED by bawdypen

   "I know this is a strange request..." said the note passed
under the partition from the next stall, "but would you consider
doing an older man a particular favor? If you are about to take
a shit, would you please simply move down against the wall and
shit your worthless turd in my hand instead of the toilet? I
would be so grateful! P.S. If you find it too distasteful, would
you then consider just leaving it in the water and not flushing?
I'll get it when you leave. Thank you."
   The punk kid laughed at the note, and shrugged. Nothing
surprised him any more. He stood up and shuffled his feet until
he was backed against the partition. Then he slid down and held
onto the toilet seat for balance. Hoping it wasn't a practical
joke--but not really giving a fuck if it was--he proceeded to
shit a big smelly turd. He was fairly sure there'd be a pair of
hands there to collect it. Sure enough, when he arose and sat
down to wipe himself, his turd was long gone.
   Cleaned up and fastened up, he prepared to leave. Then he
decided to hop up and peek over into the next stall to see what
the nasty man was doing with his turd. He saw the pants around
the ankles. He saw the big boner sticking up from the groin. He
saw the hands cradling his big turd. He saw the lips moving
lovingly over it, and heard the nose sniffing at it. He audibly
gulped, then gasped in horror when the face uplifted, and their
eyes met.
   "UNCLE DICK!" he cried in astonishment.
   "EUGENE! Er, Snake!" he stared at his handsome, derelict
nephew.
   "What the fuck are you doing?!!"
   "Well, I was going to sniff and lick this turd while I
jacked off. But now that I know what asshole it came from..."
the man stuffed the column of shit into his mouth and hungrily
devoured it!
   "FUCKIN' A! Uncle Dick," he laughed at the man, "if I'd
known you felt that way about me...well, let's put it this way.
From now on whenever I gotta take a dump, I'll let you know.
Hell, I'll shit it right in your turd-licking mouth, you old
fuck! As a matter of fact, I think I'll take you back to our
hangout. It'd be a kick to see all the fellas take shits in your
mouth. And if you don't want the family to know what you're up
to...you'll do just what I tell you!"
   Excited at the thought, but fearful of his rough nephew and
his equally dirty friends, the 39-year-old Dick reluctantly
allowed himself to be used and ridiculed. He didn't have much
choice. If his grandmother found out, he'd be out of her will in
an instant!
   "Hey, guys!" Snake introduced his uncle to five of his
buddies. "He's a shit-eater! You think we can accommodate him?"
He told them about the note, and what he saw his Uncle Dick do
with his smelly turd. They gasped, then hooted at the promised
fun and games. Snake ordered everyone to strip...including Dick.
   'Snake' wasn't Eugene's nickname because of the tattoo on
his arm, Dick decided when he saw his nephew's erection! Snake
was a horny bastard...he'd get it up at the sight of any nudity.
He was the leader, and all of these guys had blown him at one
time or another. Social conventions didn't matter much to these
guys. If a chick wasn't available, they'd swap cornholing or
blowjobs with each other. Except Snake wasn't always in the mood
to reciprocate. He liked to just whip out his cock and order one
of the guys to his knees. They'd grumble, having to settle for
beating their own meat, but comply. After all, what's giving
another blowjob if it means keeping Snake happy? He could be a
mean sonofabitch if his heavy load wasn't drained regularly. And
if he did get horny enough to grab a guy's cock...he gave the
best suckjob of them all!
   "Who gets to shit first?" Tiny asked.
   "Hold on, hold on," Snake said. He'd suddenly realized that
if the shit games started right off the bat, he was the one that
was empty! His prick wanted some action...NOW! "You guys just
settle down and watch. Think it might be best to show you how
the guy operates.
   "But you ain't got a turd, Snake. You said he ate it!"
   Snake pushed Dick to his knees. "Here, suck this." He held
out his huge prick, waving in his uncle's face.
   "Oh, yeah!" Dick grabbed for it. "I've wanted to suck the
juice outta your balls since you were 14!" He took the prick
into his mouth and began to suck it so deeply he nearly gagged.
   "Yeah? Damn. Shoulda told me, Unc. I was sellin' it by
then! Had all those men blowing me. That's five years of turds I
coulda been shittin' in your face. Coulda taken you with me and
had ya eating outta my ass while I got sucked by a fag," he
chuckled. "Get it good and wet, now."
   He let the man suck him for a while, then ordered him onto
all fours. Going behind him, he quickly shoved his prick up the
man's ass.
   "AAIIEE!" Dick cried in pain. "TAKE IT EASY! OWW! You can
fuck me, Gene...but...hell, a little grease or something!"
   "Nope. Need you to be real tight. Wanna get some shit on my
dick."
   "Y-you...gonna make me lick some of my own?!"
   "Oh, yes!" Snake replied assuredly. "You'll lick it. You'll
lick it, alright!" He pounded deeply into Dick's rectum.
   "B-but...please! I'll...I'll lick the other guys' turds if
you want. Don't make me taste my own!"
   "Taste? Are you kidding?" Snake laughed. "Mmmm. My prick's
getting all gooey. I'm gonna pull it out of your ass and stick
it in your mouth! I'm gonna give you lots of shit to eat.
HERE!" He yanked it roughly from his uncle's rectum and rushed
before him--sticking it in his face. "SUCK IT!"
   "OH, GAWD," Dick moaned "IT'S FILTHY!"
   True, it was. Dick obviously had needed to take a shit of
his own. Snake's prick came out of his ass a foul mess. Greasy
streaks of shit lined his shaft. And the knob! Oh, the knob! The
fat knob was totally covered with soft, smelly shit. IT REEKED!
The other guys groaned and squinched up their noses. This was
dirtier than they'd expected.
   But Snake was unaffected by the sight and smell. Well,
that's not quite true. Let's say he was not disgusted...he was
quite affected! It was just what he'd hoped for. He lifted
Dick's chin, forcing his mouth to open. "SUCK YOUR OWN SHIT,
UNCLE DICK...DO IT FOR GRANDMA!" He wiped the dirty cock over
his uncle's lips.
   Automatically, Dick licked his lips even though he was
grimacing. Then he licked them again. "Mmmm!" He willingly
opened his mouth wide.
   "See what I mean, fellas?" Snake cried as Dick went down on
him.
   "Yeah! The old pervert's suckin' up his own stinky crap!"
   "Clean that cock, Uncle. Clean it good so I can put it back
up your grungy asshole and get you some more."
   Dick finished licking the streaks from the long shaft. Then
he ducked his head and spread his legs farther apart. "AHH! YES!
SHOVE IT UP THERE, SNAKE BABY! Get me a BIG clump this time!"
   Three more times Snake drove into the dirty hole and pulled
out a soiled cock. Three more times Dick cleaned his unholy goop
from his raunchy nephew's big bone. Then Snake drove in--and
stayed.
   "Alright, start licking assholes! I'm gonna keep fucking
your shit!"
   The other guys lined up, sticking their spread cheeks in
his face, exposing their humid, dirty assholes. Uncle Dick went
wild as hole after hole was put to his mouth. He was in ass-hole
heaven! Each teenage anus was more exciting than the last. They
all smelled! They were all dirty! He licked the sweat and crust
from each one!
   Snake was slowing down. He was getting too close. He wanted
to be fucking while he saw a turd being shitted into Dick's
mouth. Maybe more, if he could hold off. "Come on, somebody
shit!" he yelled.
   "Oh, meee!" a guy moaned, bending over and grabbing his
ankles after he'd pushed his ass into Dick's face. Everyone
watched as his anus spread open and a long tube of shit emerged.
Dick just barely managed to catch the end in his mouth.
   As long as it was...it was too soft. Except for the couple
of inches lodged between the man's lips, the rest fell to the
floor in a smelly heap! Dick gulped it down, ready to go to the
floor to suck it up. He loved that cock ramming up his ass, and
he was prepared to eat a ton of teen dung as long as the
pleasure lasted.
   But Tiny was ready. He lifted Dick's head by the hair and
backed his ass over the man's mouth. Clamping his lips over the
hole, Dick was nearly choked as a hard, dark turd shot into his
mouth! This wasn't shit you could just suck up and swallow. This
was a TURD! A turd that would take a hell of a lot of chewing to
get down. It was about six inches long, and Dick pulled it from
his mouth. He held it up and lewdly licked it up and down.
   "LEMME SEE!" Snake cried, craning his neck. Dick turned and
again showed his nasty nephew how well he could lick a hot turd.
Tiny was beside himself as he gawked at the man licking his
shit.
   "Aw, blow me, Ricky! That's too fuckin' hot. Come on, get
me off."
   Ricky, just as horny, knelt and took the prick into his
mouth. He sucked Tiny off as he watched the turd-licking taking
place next to them. Ricky wasn't one of the better cocksuckers
...he'd always had problems taking them deep. But with all this
excitement, he found himself deep-throating Tiny's 8-incher
masterfully! He swallowed down -every gulp of the plentiful load.
   Tiny had come and shit, and still he was on the rail and
hotter than hell! He fell to his knees.
   "Come on, Ricky! Fuck me in the mouth and take a big
shit!" He aimed Ricky's buttocks toward Dick and spread his hole
open with his fingers. In that position he wouldn't be able to
see it happen, but he intended to feel it happen. Dick sucked on
the boy's fragrant asshole, trying to loosen it up. He'd dropped
Tiny's turd next to the other pile of shit. He'd take care of
them later, Fresh shit always took priority!
   Ricky fucked his buddy's mouth for awhile, then held still
and let the mouth work on him. He grunted savagely, and bolted
his turd into Dick's mouth. Tiny caught the load of jizz
splattering his tongue as he tickled his fingers over the
emerging turd. Feeling his buddy's shit was enough to make his
own cock spurt again!
   "Awwww, s-suck t-that t-t-turd!" Snake garbled, unloading a
massive dose of boyjizz up his uncle's skuzzy pit. His cock
stayed hard, and imbedded, until Dick was finished eating the
turd. Then he withdrew it and staggered forward. Dick looked up
at him catching his breath, and smiled. He took hold of the cum-
and-shit caked dong hanging there. He sucked it into his mouth
and carefully cleaned his nephew's sensitive organ. He had two
more turds to go.
   Unfortunately, the other two guys had nothing to offer. So
Uncle Dick gave them each a prolonged rim job and then took both
their cocks in his mouth at the same time and sucked 'em until
they blew off simultaneously. Come poured from his mouth!
   Of course, Dick was ordered to return the next day to take
care of the other two guys. By then, it was a foregone conclu-
sion. Dick showed up regularly...sucking, rimming, shit-eating
and getting fucked as the mood--and Snake--demanded!


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