Date: Wed, 27 Jul 2016 20:24:00 +0000 From: steve kafe <kafe35@hotmail.com> Subject: SCAT EXCHANGES PART 1 SCAT EXCHANGES Part 1 By Steve Kafe (aka jonnyraunch) kafe35@hotmail.com ___________________________________________ What follows below is a selection of emails sent to scat buddies of mine over the years. I wrote `em to provide my brown-lovin' mates with some filthy, wank material. As well as a show of appreciation for the scat pics and messages they sent me. The usual disclaimers apply: stay away if you're under 18 and offended by explicit descriptions of men engaging in shit and raunch play. Please don't repost without my consent. Settle back, whip out your cock and stroke if it shows you it likes what you're reading. Feel free to email me if you'd like ___________________________________________ PERSONAL TOILET Listen up, Pig. I get it. You're a bottomless sewer when it comes to eating man-dump. Fukin' filthy, human toilet. Your reeking latrine mouth-hole serves as a waste disposal for stud- shit. Can't get enuf, can ya, Pig. No pile of bowel-dump nasty or big enuf for your fuckin' suck-mouth. Chew it. Mash it between your teeth. Suck the liquidised filth from those pig- logs. Then swallow. This is how our mutual pig scene is gonna go down, Buddy. We'll meet at an out-of-the-way roadside shithouse that I know about. This waste-stop is used only by sex-starved bikers, horny truckers and shitpigs, like us. It's any `anything goes' kinda toilet. I'll get there first and make myself comfortable on one of the shitters, kicking back, stroking my uncut cheesy cockmeat and fingering my packed, hairy manhole. When you finally arrive I'm fucking hard and horny for man- filth. You approach me while taking in the filth and stink of this roadside shithouse. You're fukin' hard. You pull your cock outta your jeans and come closer. My sewer mouth is open wide and you shove your unwashed cock down my throat and fill it with your acrid beer-piss. I drink it all down, slobber over your man-meat for a while then stand up. I can sense how hungry you are, Pig. I turn around and let my jeans drop to the wet, slimey floor where they gather around my booted ankles. My hairy, unwashed, unwiped shithole is staring you in the face. Fuck yeah, buddy, that's right, on your knees in the puddle of piss. I grab your head and pull it into my nasty stinkin' hole. The rank, pungent smells are almost overpowering and you're lovin' it. Hearing you gulping my stink like a man breathing in his last breathe causes my rancid, hooded cock to leak its snot right onto the shithouse floor. I can feel your pig tongue working overtime on my slimey, hairy man-crack. Can feel your tongue lapping and scraping the rank, bitter tasting shit berries stuck to my furry ditch. I know it tastes fukin' nasty and rancid `cause I eat `em all the time. Sure enuf there's something hard your pig tongue makes contact with inside my stinkin' turd tunnel. Fuck I know you, you love tonguing a stud's firm log. Don't want to rush things. You wanna savour my ass and its manly contents. I let rip an acrid fart right in your face. It's a shit-spritzer: a fine mist of brown turd-slime erupts with my stud gas and coats your face. FUCK YEAH. Replacing your tongue with your finger, you massage the inside of my shit-chute. I relax my sphincter and my log slides down my tunnel a bit more. Your finger sinks into something soft and gooey. You've hit man-mud. My fukin' nasty, stinkin man- mud. In and out. In and out. In and out. Your finger acts like a piston raping my shitter. I wriggle my ass on it. I connect completely with your finger-fucking and surrender my shitter to your dirty pleasures. With each plunge your finger gets browner and browner. My mouth-watering shit covers it. You need to smell it up close. You run your brown painted finger under your snout and breathe in my man-dump. Fuck it's intoxicating. You stuff your finger up your snot-hole and bury my turd slime inside it. Now all you can smell is my stud-waste. It permeates your nasal cavities. You smell like the inside of my bowels and you fuckin' love it. You lick off what remains of my dump-filth on to your tongue. You close your eyes and savour the manly intimacy of this raunch moment while smearing what shit's left on your hand over your hard dripping cock. I'm standing over you, Pig. Watching you turn yourself into my personal toilet. Watching you stroke your brown covered cock as I push out my logs into your sewer mouth and see you chow down on my shit. I know how turned on you are watching me, watching you. So much of your pig pleasure is derived from seeing my hooded cheese-stick dripping from the excitement I get watching you turn yourself into a shit-eating waste disposal for my rank, putrid stud-scum. I hear you pleading, `feed me more, Steve buddy, feed me more. Just then some footsteps can be heard on the gravel outside the shithouse.... __________________________________ SHIT CRAZED How ya doin, buddy? Your week been good? Yesterday I felt a strong urge for dirty shit sex. Couldn't be bothered trying to hook up with anyone via the internet so I had a solo shit session. Very dirty. Very piggy. I dumped 2 long, solid, firm logs into a plastic container. Then filled it up with the softer stuff that was further up my gut. The best of 2 worlds. Firm for sucking on. Soft for smearing. Doesn't always come out that way, but yesterday I was obviously onto a winner. I set out all my scat paraphernalia: plastic sheeting, filthy underwear and jock straps, dildoes, scat videos, tit clamps, poppers, pot, beer. Began by putting on my nastiest, shit- skidded jock strap, rolling up a joint and watching some scat videos. Not into faceless dumps. But really turned on by couples or groups playing with shit or solos involving turd eating. The more I watched, the hornier I got. After a few hits of weed, I opened the container holding my stinkin' shit and started huffing the filthy, rank smell of my warm dump-waste. My shit hole was crusty and unwiped from my morning turd evacuation so I started rubbing my fingers across my crack. Gathered the ripe, rich stink that was fermenting in my trench hairs onto my hand. Wiped the ass- slime over my face and sucked on my fingers. I was watching a group of German shit pigs getting really nasty. Eating man-waste and feeding each other hand-fulls of rank dump-filth. Got so excited I took a few snorts of poppers and picked up one of the firm logs in the container, shoved it into my sewer mouth and starting sucking on it like the pig in the video. It hung outta my mouth it was so long, but kept fucking my suck- hole with the greasy log like it was a stinkin' uncut cock. Turd drool started oozing out and dripping down my chin into my goatee. By now my cock was pushing out the pouch of my stinkin', stained jock strap, I was so hard. I took the turd outta my mouth, snorted more poppers and shoved in a pair of filthy, almost totally shit stained briefs that I've been shit-playing with for over a year. Fuck they are nasty. Chewed on the layers of dried up shit and imagined they were yours, buddy. Kept thinking about you and how hot it would be to get dirty with you. Scooped out a hand-full of the soft shit from the container and slapped it over my pumped up hairy pecs then wiped the rest over my face. The filthy briefs were still in my mouth and now my face was painted brown. I felt like a fucking stud-toilet. I coated my big rubber dildo with shit and shoved it up my dump-hole. I was watching some pig get his cunt fucked so I did mine at the same time. While I was fucking my hole with the shit-slimed rubber cock I put the rest of my dump waste into the pouch of another jock strap. I brought it to my face and pushed it into my mouth. My tongue found its meal and I scooped up chunks of rectal filth, let it swirl in my latrine mouth-hole then spat it out over my pecs. I was so shit crazed by then, I pulled my uncut meat from the side of my shitty jock, covered it in turd slime and wanked it till I howled with an incredible orgasm. Fuck, the only thing missing from this hour and a half session was your dirty hole to eat and your handsome face to shit-kiss. Maybe some time in the future. Take care. Steve. __________________________________ HUNGRY 4 BROWN Hey buddy. Here's my latest jerk-off fantasy. Hope it gets ya hard and hungry. I sit on your face. Your snout penetrates my rank, hairy shithole. You breathe in my rancid stink and your cock starts to drip. I'm wearing my turd-encrusted jockstrap. My shithole hasn't been wiped in 2 weeks. The 10 kg. supply of saved shit ferments in a bucket close by. I pack my pouch with handfuls of your rotten smelling logs and shit-slurry, all the while expelling my putrid ass-gas directly into your trapped nose. My jock pouch bulges with your putrid, bowel waste. I cram my shit-clogged jock pouch into your mouth and brown drool runs down your chin. You chew on that nasty jock like it was your last meal. Sucking out as much shit slime as you can and rubbing your face up and down the rough, turd encrusted pouch. Your face gets painted with the oozing shit slime and I reach back into the bucket and smear my own chest and face with your faecal dump. Both of us, smeared in shit, beards stiff with turd gravy, look so fucking hot. It's been 3 days since my last dump. Been saving my beefy treasure deep inside my bowels for you. I position my stink- hole directly over your hungry toilet mouth. You hear my guts gurgle and churn as the disgusting fetid filth I've been fermenting works its way down my rectum. You press your face into my crusty, cunthole and just as I fart, a great thick mound of brown slurry spews outta my anus burying your face in shit. Like thick rope, brown logs snake their way outta my ass into your open sewer mouth. Then the kilos of softer dump make their way onto your face. You're covered in shit. Buried in my rectal waste. Soupy shit splatters your face, drips down your beard onto your chest. You can't fucking get enuf of my stinkin' ass food. Your tongue probes my slimy trench seeking out my shitty anus. My gut tenses and cramps, and my arse blasts another thick and rotten gush of loose man-mud into your mouth. Bending forward, I rub my face in the shit that covers your chest. Lapping up the turd slime that covers your nipples my pig tongue makes its way to your uncut, shit painted cock and I suck it deep into my toilet mouth. Licking the thick, brown layer of shit off your hooded cock as turds snake their way outta your hole. I manoeuvre my face between your legs to feed directly from your evacuating rectum. Your uncut, cheesy shit-cock nestles in your brown-smeared wiry, pubes; precum dribbling from it in a glistening stream. My aching boner stays trapped in the clotted, shit-packed pouch of my pig-jock. With my sewer mouth-hole stuffed with your turds, I still want more. I need to be a total toilet. Easing outta my scum-filled jockstrap, I squeeze all its liquid-diarrhoea-nastiness into my open, begging latrine mouth, then shove that nasty man-jock into my gob. My suck-hole is packed to capacity with turds, shit-drool and a nasty pig-jock. `Watch me suck and chew all your stud-filth from my rotten pouch, you filthy shit-eatin' cunt', I shout out to you. My eyes roll backwards as I chew your vile, stinking man- waste. I'm fukin' lovin' it. I want more. More depraved filth. You get on your knees facing me. My shit-clogged jock hanging outta my latrine-mouth-hole. You pull my reeking, brown painted face into yours and start licking your bowel juice from it. You pay special attention to the few thick chunks of undigested faecal-waste stuck inside my snotholes. You prise `em out with your toilet tongue and chew on them brown nuggets. Both our cocks are drippin' and need release. You coat my 8- inch, uncut, smeg-pole with more shit, packing my hood, then paint your own dick with thick, brown turd-paste. My jockstrap hanging outta my gutter mouth, its pouch encrusted with raw man-sewage, you start chewing on it while stroking my turd- cock at the same time. I take hold of your uncut cock and jerk it forcefully. We both need release. Chewing on shit. Being toilets. Being fucking shit eatin' pigs. The shit frenzy reaches its peak and we both explode. Spooge sprays outta our cocks and across your fucking hot man-belly. ___________________________ A PERFECT MATCH I've been watching your shit vids on xxx and thinking how similar our dump loads are in texture. Perfect for smearing. Also been wanking as I watch them since they get me so fuckin' hard. Seeing your hot hole open up and expel your stinkin' man-waste takes me over the edge. Can't help fantasising about how nasty a shit scene involving you and me would be. Both of us in jocks with packed shitholes. We start off kissing and fingering each other's shitters. Exchanging our spit from mouth to mouth. Coating our fingers in each other's butt slime. The room taking on the smell of our full, packed, farting sewer holes. You pull your finger outta my turd cave and look at it. It's painted brown with my shit. You run it under your nose first then under my pig snout. We both inhale its rich manly stink. I open my filth mouth and you wipe your shitty finger on my pig tongue. I taste my spicy shit before I pull your face to mine and kiss you deep and dirty. The shit drool that builds up in my toilet mouth spills over into yours. We pass the turd slime back and forth as we continue to finger fuck each other's holes and moan in pig lust. The pouches of our sweaty, piss-cum stained jocks are bulging with our swollen cocks. We rub them against each other as I dig deep into your turd-hole with my fingers. You start to fuck yourself on them and when I finally pull `em out they're painted in thick brown shit-slime. I'm so fuckin' turned on by you, I don't even bother to share your ass treasure. I shove my filthy fingers straight into my toilet mouth and savour the rank, pasty taste of your man- dump. I close my eyes and think how nasty it is that I'm pigging out on your warm, rancid ass-food and at the same time I want more. We kiss again and this time the shit drool runs down our chins onto our pumped up chests. You're so fucking hot to be with. You lie down on the floor and I squat over your face. I can feel you caressing my ass with your hands, flossing my hairy crack with the straps of my jock then finally spreading my rank, ripe butt and inserting your tongue into my packed shithole. I squirm and rub my ass up and down your face. Covering it with my butt stink. Marking your face with my stinkin' hole-scent. You shout out, `Come on pig, fuckin' feed me'. I feel your mouth pressed against my fuck hole, your pig tongue digging for my man-dirt. I'm still squatting, facing your jock pouch and fantasise what I'm gonna do with your swollen dick after I release it from the dirty, stained fabric of your pig-pouch. I'm gonna cover it with your man-dump then fuck my throat silly with it. Oh fuck. Here it comes. I can feel my bowels opening and a major turd-log is about to birth its way straight into your gutter mouth. You're moaning. Snorting. Craving my shit loaf. Fuckin' 12 inch shit-log escapes from my rectum and disappears into your open, hungry pig-mouth. You chew. You gag. You're in fucking shit-pig heaven.